On the 22nd of November, Turkey Day in the West, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng drove on the road.
It was a van that they won the first prize of buying a lottery ticket with the only four yuan left after they ran out of food and ammunition. The van then became their ride to their destination.
For this episode, Xu Shanqiang said it was too ostentatious, how could they win the lottery?
Li Tiezhu could not refute it, anyway, the original film given by the system is like this, it is quite interesting, especially when driving in the back, anyway, it is just a film.
Since Xu Shanqiang scratched his briny head and didn’t come up with a better idea, he could only act like that.
When filming, the two main actors are in pretty good shape, after all, after the baptism of Master Star and Zhao Liya’s poison, it is called a gay love.
In the car, Li Shengcheng was yawning.
Niu Geng: “Boss, let me drive.”
Li Success seriously said, “No way.”
Niu Geng: “Why?”
Li Chenggong said a supreme statement, “We’ll never get there if you drive, I’m going to take fate by the throat with my own hands.”
“You don’t trust me that much?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
Li Chenggong gave Niu Geng a look, why? Don’t you have any pussy in your heart?
Niu Geng: “Look! Firstly, there’s only one road in front of us, we won’t go wrong. Second, you didn’t sleep well last night and got beaten, I slept well and haven’t been beaten. Third, there is no third.”
Li Chenggong ignored and continued to yawn and drive.
Niu Geng was concerned beyond measure: “Look at you driving like this is very unsafe, something will go wrong. You don’t even have your security rights cover on.”
Li Success looked at Niu Geng.
Soon, the car pulled over, and the two got out and swapped places.
Niu Geng joyfully got into the driver’s seat.
Li Success came to the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt, “This is called a seat belt! Not a set!”
Niu Geng a happy: “I know!”
Then the windscreen wipers wiped.
Li Chenggong a meal of panic: “Hey hey hey …… put a hold on it put a hold on it! Can you do it?”
Niu Geng: “line, you don’t nervous, I drive a tractor are open for how many years, our farm cows are I personally dragged back, leaving a little bit reluctant to go, I don’t know how the new manoeuvre.”
Saying that, Niu Geng raised his right hand and made a milking motion.
Li Chenggong: “Then can you loosen the handbrake?”
After a while again, Li Success fell asleep, saying that he let Niu Geng wake him up after ten minutes, however, there was no ……
Li Success head little by little, suddenly head on the car window glass, woke up in pain.
“Hiss ha ……”
Li Success rubbed his head and opened his eyes, then put on his glasses and asked Niu Geng: “How long have I slept?”
There was no answer.
Li Success lifted his watch and looked at it, “Slept for two and a half hours!”
He rolls down the window to look outside, the camera shoots in from outside, Li Success is looking out the window, while next to him, Niu Geng is leaning against the main driver’s seat asleep, and reaching out to scratch an itch.
Li Success: “Where are we?”
Niu Geng: “Humming Hululu ……”
Li Chenggong’s expression instantly changed, turned his head to look at, scared piss all, rushed to push Niu Geng: “Hey hey hey! Wake up wake up!”
“Ah?”
“You fell asleep?”
“I did not.”
“You were snoring.”
“I didn’t hear it.”
“Ah!!!”
The car tipped over perfectly.
By the end of the night, the two men guarded the car and built a fire where they got food.
“Hey! Niu Geng you really have a treasure chest of everything.”
“Of course.”
“You’re really making scallion pancakes? What kind of fillings do you have?”
“Spicy beef, golden mushroom ……”
“Any seafood?”
“Yes! And here, you want a seafood-filled scallion pancake?”
“Have one! I never thought that I, Lee Success, would have this day to eat scallion pancakes in the middle of nowhere. I thought I had fate by the throat, but I didn’t realise it was me who had my eggs ripped by fate.”
“Boss, let me tell you, I’m an excellent scallion pancake maker. You have eggs? It’s even better with eggs.”
“Mmmm ah, it smells so good, now it would be even better with a sip of tipple.”
“Yes, wait for me for a while.”
“Really? That’s awesome! Think what you want! Haha ……”
“Cup.”
“Dry! Can’t even dream of it, in this sh*thole place, with you roasting a campfire eating this onion pancake, drinking a small wine, this is also considered to be New Year’s Eve.”
The plot had come to this point, and seventy minutes had passed.
According to the film’s script, this is the “Dark Night of the Soul”, when the protagonist suffers the most painful defeat, and seems to have no chance of winning.
Usually, in adventure and action films, this is when the protagonist is almost killed by the villain.
The next ten minutes of the film is called the “Dawn Hour”, when the protagonist finds the key to victory and starts a desperate comeback.
In Jackie Chan’s film, it’s about him, bruised and battered, unlocking a city of furniture and starting to make a mess of things.
This film, is a strictly set-up film, don’t look at how exaggerated and bullsh*t it is, but every plot is a plot written strictly according to the classic theory of film scripts like Save the Cat.
In fact, not only the film, but most of the anime, TV shows, etc. have plots written according to this trope without fail.
In the last ten minutes of the film, according to the formula to the “return of the hero” stage, Li successfully returned home, free from the haze of mistress, Niu Geng got the money, complacent and ready to go home to open the scallion pancake shop.
Because of the plot of the film is wild, and the structure is incredibly close to the classic theory, so Xu Shanqian had repeatedly asked Li Tiezhu, this script is not his studio to find a bunch of people to write.
Li Tiezhu, of course, denied, after all, how can the studio gang compare to the system?
Because of the fast progress, the atmosphere of the crew was getting more and more relaxed.
The weather is getting colder and colder, but the atmosphere of the crew of Lost in Transit is getting higher and higher, often getting together for meals and drinks and other things.
It was also because of Li Tiezhu and Sun Heehee’s not absolute professionalism that the atmosphere of the crew was so relaxed, but everyone was terribly efficient, and it had only been twenty days since the start of the filming before almost all the episodes had been finished.
Li Tiezhu, who had tasted the sweetness in Hong Dabao, Chicken’s father and son, and Star Chow, hired two more dragons, Wu Jing cameoed as a lottery ticket seller, and Nie Yao played the fake boss that Li Shengcheng found to give Niu Geng money.
Among them, Wu Jing was confirmed to make a cameo early on, while Nie Yao was tricked by Li Tiezhu.
With Star Chow’s live guidance demonstration last time, Li Tie Zhu and Sun Hip Hip Hip’s ability to shoot the film had improved a bit, and their control over the quality was stronger, but it still wasn’t as good as Star Chow’s two days of filming, but it wasn’t pulling it down either.
After all, not everyone can be compared to Star.
By the 28th of November, the last scene of the cast of Lost in Transit was completed, and the whole film was killed in Changsha.
There is naturally a killing banquet, but Li Tiezhu chose to be stingy and did not organise a big event, treating everyone to a hot pot before most people dispersed.
Being frugal was actually Auntie Tao Hong’s idea.
Because Hong Dabao, Star Chow, Chicken, Wu Jing and others were too busy to attend the youth killing banquet, everyone was not that particular about it.
After the kill banquet, Li Tiezhu stayed in the theatre for two more days, waiting until the rough cut version came out, and Tao Hong Xu Shanqiang confirmed that it was okay before leaving Changsha with Nie Yao to attend an event in Guangdong East.
The crew, on the other hand, will go to Kyoto to complete the final editing, colour grading, dubbing, soundtrack and post-production work.
At that time, Li Tiezhu will also be in Kyoto at all times, after all, he doesn’t understand editing and post-production, so he can’t help, and the presence or absence of an unprofessional director like him doesn’t affect the daily work.
Guangdong is holding the third “Dream – Three Kingdoms” national competition, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao were invited to participate, Nie Yao is the spokesman to participate in a lot of activities, while Li Tiezhu is here to sing, singing “Chasing Dreams Red Heart”, to give the contestants cheer.
As soon as the event started, Li Tiezhu took the stage and sang, warming up the atmosphere, then returned to the guest seats to sit down and watch the not-so-exciting performance.
“Alas! Last time I sent you a message, why didn’t you reply me?”
Wang Da Shao was sitting next to Li Tiezhu, he is the major shareholder of the game, and he also formed a team to compete this year.
Li Tiezhu thought for a long time before remembering that he had received a strange WeChat from Wang Dashao, and said, “I don’t know how to reply, I’m so honest, I’m not good at disliking people.”
Wang Dashao’s desire to confide is strong: “I’ve been chasing her for three years, on what grounds? She doesn’t even know the heartache of A.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? Aren’t you chasing Leng Ba during that time?”
Wang Dashao: “I went to her live room every day to reward her, and also create romance for her, look at the message I sent to her. It’s annoying to be held emotionally by someone, but it can also be very sweet.”
Li Tiezhu: “Vom~”
“Look at the message I sent her.”
Li Tiezhu looked at Wang Dashao’s mobile phone:
“Bao! I took the medicine, what medicine I took, you’re the most most most important!”
“Bao! I went to get an infusion, what kind of infusion, thinking of you!”
Only looked at two sentences, Li Tiezhu could not stand it, directly pushed away the dirty mobile phone of Wang Dazhao, spicy eyes.
Thinking about your fluids?
Wang Dashao: “How is it? Romantic, right?”
Li Tiezhu carefully worded it and said, “This is not romantic, it’s dog licking!”
Wang Dashao: “How can that be!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Bao! Today I tore a scallion, guess what scallion?”
Wang Da Shao rolled his eyes, “I f*cking …… still say you don’t dislike people? Kid! I’m on the verge of tearing my face off with her, you have to help me, I’m going to take her down.”
Li Tiezhu: “Have you not thought about the fact that people really don’t like you?”
“Haven’t thought about it, you can be together even if you don’t like it, who stipulates that you can only sleep together if you like it?”
“Er …… what if she doesn’t like men?”
“No way! If she’s so pretty, what would she like if she doesn’t like men?”
“Like women?”
“A lesbian? Absolutely impossible! I, Wang Da Shao, have been in the jungle for thirty years, it is absolutely impossible for me to capsize in this kind of gutter.”
“Have you capsized fewer times? If I’m really right, you’re going to be on the hot seat.”
“Bah, my mum won’t let me talk to idiots.”
“And ……”
“You shut up.”
Wang Da Shao huffed and puffed, holding his mobile phone and flipping through her photos, thinking:
What a unique woman ah, the first woman in the world who dared to say to me “My true face is your father”, the first woman who dared to scold me as a dog, simply too handsome …… Li Tiezhu, this fool, he is nakedly jealous! Hmph, do not give you investment.
After a while, Wang Dashao asked Li Tiezhu again: ”Does the company still have money? I’ll invest some more for you? Recently, the charm value of this big young man is bursting, chasing women do not spend money, too much money to spend is difficult ……”