The Rockstar Chapter 633 - Bookmush

The Rockstar Chapter 633

Not only is Shen Mouteng stupid, Jia Lin and Hua Moumou are also stupid, this is not cheating? He specified that he saw the answer, otherwise how could he have guessed it in such a strange way? It is absolutely impossible!

 

The audience was also dumbfounded, if other people guessed the answer in this situation, they should cheer, but it was Li Tiezhu.

 

Pop-up screen:

 

“This is a f*cking variety effect, right?”

 

“Yu Zhen wouldn’t even f*cking dare to make up a script like this!”

 

“When did my family’s stupid column become so intelligent?”

 

“I suspect Li Tiezhu added IQ points.”

 

“This is because he knows Shen Mouteng and Jia Lin’s bitchiness too well, right? Those two’s interference turned out to be a hint.”

 

“Teng’s chrysanthemum face expression is so funny!”

 

“The serious brother on the variety show has always been invincible.”

 

“The hosts are confused, haha ……”

 

Everyone was shocked at how Li Tiezhu guessed the answer, but there were still people who didn’t know that Li Tiezhu had already answered correctly.

 

Second sister was really two, still analysing with Li Tiezhu:

 

“Pillar! It’s definitely not a sport, Shen Mouteng lied to you! So winter swimming is wrong, I still think it should be food, cold-related food, ice-cream popsicles and the like. When I said ice-cream, Hua Hua gave me a thumbs up. He’s so innocent, he wouldn’t lie, at least not to me! Let’s guess again, is it ice powder or something?”

 

Li Tiezhu looked at Zhang Xinyi and smiled slightly, “No wonder the two of us can meet at first sight it …… is so good to be friends with you! Really, second sister.”

 

Zhang Xin Yi eyes lit up: “Cold shrimp! The cool shrimp of our Great Xichuan is most likely this ……”

 

“Suffer to die! Fat Deer!”

 

Guan Shuang Shuang reacted quickly and rushed onto the stage to fly kick Deer Hani.

 

Although Fat Deer had mellowed out quite a bit, but because of his regular kicks, he nimbly dodged it. Unfortunately, he could dodge the first day but not the fifteenth.

 

Behind his back, Xu Shanqiang directly made a sliding shovel and put him down, and then the two of them began to celebrate wildly.

 

“Yay!!!”

 

“Wahahahaha ……”

 

“It’s so awesome!”

 

“Tie Zhu is turned on!”

 

Guan Shuang Shuang stood by the side holding her arms in displeasure, it must have been Deer Hani who cheated, he and Li Tie Zhu were too close, there must be some hidden cheating method!

 

However, she had no evidence.

 

That’s why she was so angry that she came up and flew to kick, a move she learnt from Song Zhu’er.

 

Zhang Xin Yi was at a loss, looking at Xu Shanqiang and Deer Hani celebrating passionately, and asked Li Tiezhu: “Why did they both suddenly go crazy?”

 

Host Shen Tao couldn’t stand to watch, “Because you guys guessed the right answer!”

 

Zhang Xin Yi was suddenly a bit proud and dashingly wrapped her arms around Li Tiezhu’s neck, “I’d say it’s cold shrimp! Ha!”

 

Li Tiezhu: “……”

 

Shen Tao: “……”

 

Deer Hani looked up at the sky and pointed his index fingers to the sky with both hands, a classic celebratory gesture.

 

Xu Shanqian also twists his rounded body, jumping up and turning one hundred and eighty degrees in the air with his back to the audience, his hands swinging down, “Su~”

 

Suck snail?

 

Didn’t suck!

 

Can’t blame these two men for losing their cool, it’s just too much relief.

 

Guessing out is not much, the important thing is that Shen Mouteng and Jia Lin’s interference turned into a wonderful assist, thanks to their hints, this face-slapping feeling is simply not too wonderful.

 

Guan Shuang Shuang completely couldn’t look at it anymore and turned around to get off the stage, her face unhappy, “Definitely cheated! Absolutely!”

 

Hua Moumou: “This also looks too fake, right?”

 

Jia Lin looked to Shen Mou Teng: “Brother, did we do something stupid again?”

 

Shen Mouteng revealed his trademark bad smile: “It’s not the first or second time, we get used to being stupid. The two of us are not bad, there is another person on the other side who doesn’t know what the answer is.”

 

Jia Lin also laughed and asked Zhang Xin Yi: “Second sister, do you know what the correct answer is?”

 

Zhang Xin Yi: “Cool shrimp! Isn’t it obvious, luckily I guessed correctly. Thanks to Hua Hua giving me a hint, otherwise I would have thought it was winter swimming!”

 

The crowd looked at Hua Moumou.

 

Hua shook her head with a bitter smile, “I ……”

 

Jia Lin gave a thumbs up, “Traitor!”

 

Shen Mouteng also gave a thumbs up, “Traitor!”

 

The pop-ups were positive:

 

“Second sister is going to make me a whole god with this wave of operation!”

 

“I originally thought that Tie Zhu was already invincible ……”

 

“She didn’t bring her brain out today, did she?”

 

“Anyone who knows her knows that she doesn’t have that at all.”

 

“After all, she’s a big fan of Hua So-and-So.”

 

“This wave of laughs is really enough ……”

 

“One word, absolute!”

 

Shen Tao announced that the Lost in Man team had answered correctly, and with a temporary lead of 1:0 over the Big and Little King team, they continued to play the next round.

 

This round of play is not onomatopoeia, but dialect, each team only on three people, and then invited two crooked people to mess up.

 

In the end, the Lost in Translation team guessed one more word and took a 2:0 lead.

 

In the third round, finally the Big and Small Kings team won a round, relying on Guan Shuangshuang’s cleverness and Shen Mouteng’s blatant cheating, they won.

 

Guan Shuangshuang excitedly ran to the stage in front of Deer Hani and Li Tiezhu to fool around, dancing Curry’s shoulder shaking dance, and letting out a magical, “Slippery, slippery ……” from his mouth.

 

Li Tiezhu looked at Deer Hani: “I can’t stand it if I change me, Deer! It’s not that I look down on you, whether you are at home or outside, it’s true that you don’t have a card, tsk tsk ……”

 

Deer Hani stands up angrily.

 

Guan Shuangshuang: “What for?”

 

Deer Hani wimped out in seconds and applauded, “Awesome, awesome, Shuang Nier is so smart!”

 

Xu Shanqian couldn’t hold back, “No, Little Deer! Why are you so uncouth? They cheated! Also, your daughter-in-law is not celebrating! This is a slap in your face!”

 

Deer Ha Ni: “Then otherwise, how do you think my face is rounded?”

 

Xu Shanqian: “I, pfft ……”

 

Convinced!

 

The others also laughed out loud, this one was really unbearable.

 

Shen Mou Teng laughed: “Shuang Shuang, national idol, all beaten up by you to become a national potato, why are you so good?”

 

Guan Shuang Shuang: “Just kidding, we both never fight at home.”

 

Deer Hani: “Right! It’s only called a fight when two people beat each other up, getting beaten up unilaterally isn’t.”

 

Jia Lin: “Hahaha …… deer are you enjoying yourself?”

 

Deer Hani: “Sister, have you also suffered from domestic violence? I remember you used to have a pretty thin face. Oh yeah, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

 

Jia Lin instantly lost her smile.

 

Shen Mouteng: “She belongs to the category of self-slapping to become round.”

 

Jia Lin chases after Shen Mouteng.

 

Everyone knew it was a joke, so no one would take it seriously and say that Guan Shuang Shuang was domestically abusive.

 

Amidst the laughter of the guests and the audience, Shen Teng ended the game, and Team Lost in Humanity won the first game 2:1. Team Lost in People got two red packets and Team Big and Little Kings got one.

 

Everyone went backstage to rest, then waited to record the next round.

 

Backstage, everyone started drinking milk tea and eating snacks, this was the benefit of recording an indoor variety show, not tired at all not to mention, there were good food and drinks. There was no doubt that this was the support love meal specially ordered by Hua So-and-so’s fan group, so sumptuous that it was almost extravagant.

 

Shen Mou Teng said to Li Tiezhu, “We’ll let you have one round in the first game, we’ll have to show our real skills next.”

 

Li Tiezhu said: “You guys cheating is too obvious, right?”

 

Shen Mouteng: “We’ve always been so shameless ah, you guys can’t learn.”

 

Jia Lin: “Right! You guys don’t have shameless people over there, we have Teng on our side.”

 

Deer Hani said, “I don’t like it when you say that, sis, what makes you look down on my brother Chu? Why do you say he wants to be shameless?”

 

Xu Shan argued, “That’s it! You’re the one who wants face! Right Tie Zhu?”

 

Li Tiezhu swords to the side: “No wonder Brother Teng and Sister Lin are round, and your catering is open too well. These little fans spend so much money, doesn’t it hurt? Do their parents know?”

 

Hua Moumou said, “Can’t stop them! What can be done? They send it every day and every time, causing me to spend millions every month in order to control my figure.”

 

Zhang Xin Yi: “Hua Hua is so difficult! But the fans love your talent too much, what can be done?”

 

Deer Ha Ni said, “I don’t have this trouble, I play football!”

 

Wah Wah: “But you’ve still gained weight, maybe it’s middle age! I’m different, I don’t play football either, I had to change a gym and heated swimming pool in the villa by myself, millions are gone again ……”

 

Guan Shuangshuang blackened his face, you are the one who got fat in middle age, my family deer brother is young and strong!

 

Li Tiezhu: “You have a gym and swimming pool in your own home?”

 

Hua Moumou looks innocent: “Yeah! You don’t have one at home? It doesn’t cost a few bucks. Artistes should know how to invest in themselves, my home also has a cinema and concert hall.”

 

Li Tiezhu said, “My family only has an erhu and a guitar.”

 

Hua educated: “You can’t do this, it’s irresponsible for the music, and your own taste is in dire need of improvement ……”

 

Li Tiezhu: “But I’ve written more songs in a year than you combined, and I’m going to the Grammy’s.”

 

Hua Moumou: “……”

 

Li Tiezhu: “Another gym and swimming pool, your body is not good ah, I feel that my family Zhu’er can one-up you.”

 

Hua Moumou: “……”

 

Guan Shuangshuang finally caught a chance, “It’s not a feeling, it’s a certainty! I’m clear about Bamboo’s force value.”

 

Hua Moumou turned to talk to Deer Hani: “Deer, a man has to have a man’s dignity, you have to be stronger! No matter what, you were once a top stream idol, how come it feels like you’re like a wife’s husband. Although you are not very popular now, but over the top idol is also an idol ah!

 

Deer Hani can’t catch it a bit, “This is ……”

 

Guan Shuang Shuang was even more furious, grinding her teeth.

 

This is how serious artists communicate with each other, definitely not like the stage so a harmony, and even many times in the open also each other open fire.

 

Hua Moumou clearly carried animosity towards Li Tiezhu and Deer Ha Ni, he felt that neither of them should be more popular than him.

 

This was his home turf, and he simply didn’t want to compromise.

 

And Li Tiezhu and Deer Ha Ni also look down on Hua Moumou, just this thing, also worthy of sharing the stage with us? And pretend to be a pussy?

 

Li Tiezhu: “Right! Deer, you should be strong, isn’t it just a woman? First get her pregnant, then break up with her, wait for the baby to be born to see if she is convinced. Right? Brother Hua!”

 

Hua Moumou’s face turned blue and jumped up, “What the hell is wrong with you?”

 

Exploded.

 

Zhang Xin Yi hurried over to stop him, “Hua Hua don’t be angry! Tiezhu talk also not brain, he did not mean to target you, you are all so talented, do not sulk with each other ……”

 

Li Tiezhu sipped the milk tea bought by the feces, leisurely crossed his legs and said:

 

“Second sister, I am targeting him. What qualifications does he have to say anything to Deer? Doesn’t he know what he’s talking about? Anyway, there’s no audience here, so let’s get it straight!”

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