Black uncle straight nature, speak never beat around the bush, is not afraid of offending people, anyway, I have a gun, afraid of a shovel shovel.
Yi Xing poofed a laugh out, really can not help, after laughing and afraid of black uncle angry with a gun raid him, then hid behind Li Tiezhu, said: “Tiezhu, your relatives?”
Li Tiezhu thought, our family is black, but not so black, right? This black waer is simply crawling out of the chimney.
Hei Waer: “You’ve hit the nail on the head, as the saying goes, all the lakes are brothers, meeting is destiny. This brother old herdsman, I see you look called head a table of talent, is also Chinese wow?”
Yi Xing: “Yes! What’s wrong?”
Hei Waer: “We’re all here, just add a pair of chopsticks! Come, come, let’s sue a plate of each dish and see how it tastes.”
Song Zhu’er also said, “Right, let’s eat together, we can’t eat five dishes and one soup.”
Hei Waer handed Yi Xing a pair of chopsticks, but stopped Song Zhu’er, said: “Do not be anxious well good boy, shouting this old table first eat, an hour later Ai En Pera and you eat again. And did not starve to be begged not, panic about what it is hard.”
Song Zhu’er nodded repeatedly, there is also a certain reason.
Yi Xing tilted his head: “Hiss – how do you feel like letting me test the poison?”
Li Tiezhu also covered his face, this Uncle Black’s fist of love and care is also quite fiery ah!
Hei Waer said, “Right, the food given to our protection object is to test the poison, this is the standard process, this, is called professional! Even if the cooking is our own people, the food delivery is also our own people, but not afraid of ten thousand is afraid of the eventuality, this kind of thing to put a little bit of fine, in case Ai En Pera whitewashed, oh exempt ~ our group …… our company is a cat scratching the patty cake, can’t get off the claws and paws of the wow.”
Yi Xing: “Why let me try?”
Black Wahl a face of disgust, said: “You jang flute le a mumble?”
Yi Xing: “What? What did you say?”
Hei Waer: “Generally speaking, I personally test the poison, just afraid of your greedy drooling to give you a chance, do not know to cherish. I’ll do it!”
Saying this, Hei Waer took out the bowl and spoon and walked towards those great meals.
Roasted duck with konjac, mapo tofu, fried bacon with pea tips, pickled pepper beef tenderloin plus sour radish and duck soup and steamed pork, this is what Hei Waer called four dishes and one soup plus steamed pork, they usually ate steamed pork with potatoes as their main meal.
Hei Waer first used Inglisch in the intercom to notify the vice captain to come in, in case the dish is poisoned with his whitewash, the vice captain can immediately take Li Tiezhu to leave.
Hei Waer haughtily tried the dishes, scooping a few spoons of each dish to make sure that all the ingredients in the dish were there, chewing and eating slowly.
“Yay! Today this tofu is a bit deng doo oh, tofu should be eaten hot, and the granny should be married fat! Waiting for Ha’er to give you guys with a microwave oven to beat hot to eat.”
“Pea tips are growing out of shivering? Turtle a few big masters did not notify me of it? It’s too late! Last month when planting early peas le, the old me as a donkey, and this bacon is also the old man to do …….”
“Day strange! This pickled pepper beef tenderloin is a bit strange! The beef is not well coded, a little old.”
“The old duck soup is still broad, the steamed meat should be ……”
Yi Xing quietly asked Li Tiezhu: “What kind of security team did you hire? How do you feel than the total barrel special task force still cowhide it?”
Li Tiezhu said, “We spent a C-level price to hire B-level security.”
Yi Xing: “Unlike that, it’s at least grade A. Also, all these dishes were provided by the security company? How does this old black know everything?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t know how to explain and could only nod, “Sort of!”
After trying the dishes, Hei Waer retreated back to the wall.
The white lieutenant asked, “Brother Black, how does it look?”
Hei Waer: “Tsk ~ delicious!”
The lieutenant says, “Pea tips are good? When we send Aien Pella away, we’ll go back and make mutton soup!”
Hei Waer: “We’ll have to, I’m afraid that those masters will quietly finish the whole thing and not give us a word. Hua Baogu, do you think they le kind of behaviour to get it?”
Vice captain said: “le …… must go back to give them a few swing chatting Oh! Run off, horse brain!”
Hei waer: “is thi!”
The vice captain nodded towards Li Tiezhu: “Ai En Pera hello, I am flower Bao Gu! If Hei Wa’er is lying on the board, I’ll be responsible for taking you to escape.”
Li Tiezhu deeply admired, “You are all talented!”
Hua Baogu ruffled her long blonde hair: “Must le thi! Not I punch shell words, if born in our Greater China, receive fair education (yo) are not allowed to make up classes, I casually test a 211, 985.”
Yi Xing couldn’t help but ask: “Then what is your education now?”
Hua Baogu: “Junior high school wreak havoc.”
Yi Xing patted Li Tiezhu’s shoulder and sighed: “I used to be very proud, always think that you are better than me is also limited, who is not a star? Now I realise that I’m on cloud nine with you, Brother Pillar, you’re too good!”
Although he didn’t know the original reason, he could guess that these foreign mercenaries who spoke Xichuan, yes, can’t even be counted as security personnel, they have some kind of blind worship for Li Tiezhu.
If you can test drugs, what else can’t you do?
I can’t figure it out!
But also can feel the powerful influence of Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu is speechless, he simply can not understand, this wave of ambition and the future may appear zombie war guys, push me why ah?
Could it be that this is …… happy education?
Really f*cking happy!
Yi Xing came to the Szechuan cuisine, swallowed his saliva, and honestly had a craving by Hei Waer.
Li Tiezhu said, “I have to listen to them, eat later, if you are hungry, you can eat first.”
So Yi Xing picked up his chopsticks and tried the Mapo Tofu, “I’ll just try it and wait for you guys to eat together.”
Actually, his assistant had already ordered a burger, but Yi Xing didn’t want to go back and eat a boring burger.
Well, the tofu was damn tender!
Yi Xing looked at the konjac roasted duck again, “What is this?”
Hei Waer: “Konjac and flat beak.”
Yi Xing tasted the konjac, the taste is great, and ate a piece of flat beak: “Hmm! Good, very tasty. What is flat beak? I’ve never heard of it.”
Hei Waer: “Duck.”
Yi Xing: “Vomit~”
“Tie!”Hei Waer pushed down Yi Xing with a bellow and rode on top of him, starting to take his pulse while shouting, “Hey! I’m being begged! Hanabao Gu quickly call for a helicopter and take Aienpera to the rooftop, this oldie is poisoned! Someone’s trying to mess with Aynpera!”
Yi Xing struggled, “I’m not poisoned ……”
Hei Waer: “Don’t be afraid, I’ll give you a check!”
Hua Baogu rushed up and was about to pull Li Tiezhu and run away, Li Tiezhu dodged and almost fought with the other party.
The scene was a bit chaotic for a while.
After a few minutes, Hei Waer and Hua Baogu went back to the corner, did not speak, eyes and nose.
A disgrace to the organisation.
Not professional at all!
The great and wise Aien Pella won’t be disappointed in us, will she?
Li Tiezhu and the dishevelled Yi Xing looked at each other and could only sigh, this oops is too much to make people doubt their professionalism, isn’t it?
Song Zhu’er revoked the revenge plan in the group, enough is enough! Old Black is a good comrade.
An hour later, when Hei Waer was still alive, he took the dishes to the microwave and heated them up, so that Li Tiezhu, Song Zhu’er, Yi Xing and the two assistants could start eating, while he went to organise the changing of the guard.
The squad responsible for Li Tiezhu’s safety was actually a total of ten people, apart from the two captains and vice captains, there were eight other members working in two shifts. Now, Hei Waer also went back to rest, leaving Hua Baogu in charge of the night watch, and the next morning, Hei Waer would bring the other four to change the shift.
After eating almost everything, Yi Xing asked, “The awards will be presented tomorrow, how is it? Tiezhu, nervous?”
Li Tiezhu smiled, “The award is okay, but it is these bodyguards that make me nervous, are all your star bodyguards like this?”
Yi Xing: “No! Generally our bodyguards or security guards are used for pretence, when something really goes wrong they are useless, otherwise Ren Huada wouldn’t have been stabbed. However, these few of you are not ordinary, anyway, I’m quite afraid.”
Li Tiezhu thought, if not because they are “their own people”, he really can not sleep at night.
Hua Baogu came up and handed out a box of toothpicks: “Do you want it?”
Li Tiezhu joked: “Have you checked the toothpicks? What if it’s poisonous?”
Hua Baogu frowned and decisively handed the toothpicks to Yi Xing, who didn’t react, picking his teeth with the toothpicks, and added, “Pillar, I think with your three nominations, you can get at least one award anyways.”
Song Zhu’er also went to take a toothpick, but it was taken away by Hua Baogu, who said, “It doesn’t matter if you get an award or not, the important thing is to go to the festival to promote Kung Fu, which is going to be screened in Bei Mi after the year is up.”
Yi Xing grew his mouth, Li Tiezhu this wave in the atmosphere ah! It can still be operated like this?
Then, Yi Xing was puzzled again, “But the …… organising committee won’t allow it, right? This is after all a music awards ceremony ……”
Song Zhu’er: “Don’t worry! I’ve made all the arrangements, you guys just wait and watch the show tomorrow night. This news must not be spread online ah, otherwise with you no end.”
Yi Xing: “I know! You guys don’t worry about it.”
After chatting for a while longer, Yi Xing found that Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er were not angry because of the matter of lending him the operation before, and the relationship was still harmonious, so he let go of his heart and got up to leave.
Waiting for Yi Xing to leave, only then did Hua Baogu hand the toothpick to Song Zhu’er and Li Tiezhu once again, “It’s been half an hour, and that cub is still alive to the up, it should be fine.”
A night without words, turn to the next day.
Because of the early jet lag activity is very successful, so, Li Tiezhu got up very early, accompanied by flower Baogu went to the hotel gym treadmill ran five thousand metres, and practiced something else.
When he returned to the room, Hei Waer came with skin egg thin meat porridge and Xiao Long Bao, and also brought four new security members who changed shifts.
Hua Baogu greeted Li Tiezhu and withdrew with the men on night duty.
Hei Waer: “Eat it straight away, I tried the poison when I bought it.”
While eating, Song Zhu’er politely said to Hei Waer: “What would you guys do if an excited fan rushed towards Tie Zhu?”
Hei Waer: “Grammy doesn’t allow guns, we can only stop him.”
Song Zhu’er drank a mouthful of porridge and said, “If, I mean if …… there is a vain fat man without a shirt pouncing over to fight with Tiezhu one on one, you guys can put over appropriately.”
Li Tiezhu was puzzled: “What ah?”
Hei Waer wit to a match: “Oh, advertising ideas Mai? A little bit of pulling the handle oh! Then you set a code word, or I’m afraid to put the wrong person, directly to the Ai En Pera in addition to off jang whole.”
Song Zhu’er thumbs up: “Professional! The password is that he shouted Li Tiezhu instead of Ai Enpera.”
Heiwaer: “Li Tiezhu, I know! Guaranteed to arrange with you in a suitable manner.”
Li Tiezhu had a black question mark on his face.