Song Zhu’er thievishly whispered to Li Tiezhu: “Are you finding any cute little animals again?”
Li Tiezhu looked up to the sky and sighed: “Thinking about it, the first time I saw you in the mushroom house, you couldn’t even walk steadily, and now …… you already know how to race a car! I’m talking about penetrating the enemy’s interior, what are you thinking about?”
Song Zhu’er: “I understand, penetrate into the enemy’s interior well, can be deep or shallow, in the enemy’s small space crazy things, to muddy the water ……”
“You shut up! What about the Grammy’s! Global broadcast ah.”
“Yeah, driving at the Grammys live, exciting, right? Want to be more exciting?”
“Not really, thanks.”
“Ugh hey …… look to your left. Hee hee!”
“Crap~”
Li Tiezhu sniffed and glanced towards his left, startled.
Next to a young female singer with fair skin and plump body, wearing excessively poor fabrics, she was chatting with someone, laughing, a pair of milky white snowy children strangled by the cloth swayed around, extraordinarily blinding.
What is the difference between this damn and not wearing?
Li Tiezhu could not bear to look straight, his body turned to the side of Song Zhu’er, although the other side looks okay body is also good, but Li Tiezhu always felt a little excessive, brighter than the Audi’s headlights.
Song Zhu’er: “So big.”
Li Tiezhu was speechless: “Stop talking okay?”
Song Zhu’er: “What’s wrong? Stand up?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Song Zhu’er: “Exciting, right? I’m telling you, those domestic award ceremonies are child’s play, look at the cat walking the red carpet dressed in that conservative, tsk, you look at the others Miguel, frankly how hippie? Just easy to sag.”
Li Tiezhu: “I beg you to stop.”
Song Zhu’er was honest, although she always liked to tease Li Tiezhu, but overall she was more obedient.
The female singer next to her, however, suddenly turned around and almost hit Li Tiezhu with a snow: “Hey! Aien Pera, nice to meet you, I am a singer from Norway Arianna, I like your music, of course …… more like your kung fu.”
Obviously, the singers who were present at the venue knew that Li Tiezhu had just easily knocked down Stark, this kind of thing always spreads very quickly, especially in the women’s group.
Li Tiezhu naturally couldn’t understand, and forced himself to say in a small voice: “The skin on Yukiko is all so rough? So scary!”
Song Zhu’er translated, “Hello Arianna, Ai Enpera said you are very beautiful, it’s a great honour to sit next to you, although he hasn’t heard your song, he thinks you are very cute.”
Arianna was slightly excited, “Oh! Is that so? Then we can leave a contact and have a drink when we are free.”
Li Tiezhu: “What are you guys talking about?”
Song Zhu’er said, “I’m sorry, Ai Enpera doesn’t understand English, so it’s useless if you leave your contact information. If you want to pick him up, leave my phone number, I can relay it for you.”
Arianna: “And you are?”
Song Zhu’er: “I’m his girlfriend Song, you can call me Fairy Daughter.”
Arianna wasn’t embarrassed and shrugged, “You know, your boyfriend is so cute, you can’t blame me, every female artiste has trouble resisting the hormones he exudes. It’s normal isn’t it?”
Matsutakeer: “Of course! I feel proud of him, he’s very good, you know. Wow Ness!”
Arianna immediately looked at Li Tiezhu with a fiery gaze.
Li Tiezhu was slightly petulant, “What the hell are you guys talking about?”
Song Zhu’er switched to Chinese and pointed at Arianna, “She said she wanted to sleep with you and asked me how you were, I said you were just as good as gold and she got greedy.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t make jokes about international friends! Unethical!”
How could a girl be so unreserved?
It must have been made up by Song Zhu’er.
For this reason, Li Tiezhu also slightly apologetically Chao Ailiana nodded, if my girlfriend said anything strange to you, please forgive me, and, also inadvertently glanced at the other party’s pair of swinging Xuezi.
Li Tiezhu is very simple, this lesbian is so dressed …… not afraid of leaking out.
Aliana, however, thought that Li Tiezhu was hinting at something.
So, she threw a wink towards Li Tiezhu, of course, Li Tiezhu has turned around and did not receive.
Song Zhu’er was never a peaceful person, she still wanted to make things happen, but at this time the Grammy awards ceremony began, interrupting her spell.
When the first is a song and dance show, gorgeous stage, fantastic lighting, creative dance, and powerful singing ……
Almost instantly, it lit up the room.
Almost all of those present were the leading lights of the festival, but they were not subtle at all, standing up from their seats, clapping, cheering and dancing.
The atmosphere instantly blazed, and this was the charm of the Grammy.
Li Tiezhu was an afterthought, and it was only after Song Zhu’er’s reminder that he stood up from his seat and clapped along.
What’s so exciting about this? The same as bouncing?
The earthy Li Tiezhu couldn’t feel much of the charm of the music, but instead found more of these people to be like a magical creature, a brand new species with no ego that was dominated by some mysterious power.
Although not smart, Li Tiezhu had intuition.
He looked to the side of Arianna, she is also crazy jumping and dancing and screaming, Yukiko threw out and threw back, sticking a band-aid it, and did not go naked.
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, this artiste from Northern Europe, the height is afraid that it is not as tall as Guo Gangde, definitely not one metre six.
In short, Li Tiezhu just can’t get into this strange atmosphere.
What’s so exciting?
When I was at the construction site moving bricks to pay wages are not so excited!
After the song and dance, the host appeared on stage.
Keith, a fifteen-time Grammy Award-winning MiB singer took the stage, dressed in a light blue jumpsuit, with a headscarf wrapped around her head and brown skin like chocolate.
The whole audience cheered for Keith again, and Song Zhu’er was also screaming.
Li Tiezhu didn’t recognise this aunt and looked out of place in her surroundings.
The hosts of the oil cans were all quiet for a while, but of course, the hosts of Penguin Live had to translate on sight, just like Song Zhu’er in the scene.
The pop-ups, on the other hand, were hilarious:
“Too cool!”
“This stage, this lighting, kills the country!”
“The Chinese music festival stands up and takes a beating.”
“Tie Zhu is completely worthy of such a top notch stage ……”
“I’m sure Tie Zhu is enjoying the atmosphere.”
“Fart! Who in their right mind listens to songs?”
The host, Keith, said a big, nice and philosophical opening speech before adding:
“Welcome everyone to the Staples Centre, to a fantastic Grammy night, a star-studded audience tonight, I love it here so much. Firstly, my wonderful sister Tracy is here and tonight we will be honouring her mum Diana and I couldn’t be more excited for this magical moment. Also in attendance tonight is Dolly, I love you forever! It’s so cool, and sisters Chloë and Harry are here too ……”
Li Tiezhu was still at a loss because he couldn’t understand.
Song Zhu’er’s translation looked extraordinarily perfunctory: “This auntie is introducing the celebrities and superstars who are present, so I won’t say anything if I say that you don’t know them.”
Li Tiezhu also did not want to know, he was comparing the difference between the Chinese music festival and the Grammy in his mind, the stage effect and programme planning naturally needless to say, and the most amazing thing about the Grammy is that …… everyone is not serious at all, at least it looks like this now.
Of course, it is normal for Keith not to introduce Li Tiezhu, who is neither a celebrity nor an Omni superstar.
Keith continued, “…… I’m very excited to join you all in this exciting extravaganza, music is the dream we chase, the goal we strive for, the object of our love, and the power we have to overcome difficulties. Right? Aynpera Lee?”
Inexplicably, Keith named Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu subconsciously raised his hand, a bit dumbfounded.
The Omni stars on the scene applauded and let out good-natured laughter.
Li Tiezhu didn’t understand, what was there to laugh about? What did she say?
Song Zhu’er shrugged her shoulders and didn’t translate.
Keith added, “Look how cute he is! I’m sure it’s the music that gives him his might, so what’s WWE? Gast swish, yeah!”
The auntie then began her trademark neck-craning again, rather provocatively.
The stars suddenly drummed and the scene was overwhelming for a moment.
Song Zhu’er translated, “She said that you beat Stark because the music gave you power.”
Li Tiezhu matched his mouth, so damn good at making things up.
Keith continued, “Aien Pella! I have to say, tonight …… you were cool! You KO’d professional wrestlers who weighed twice as much as you, so we recognise you as a real singer now! The Power of Music! Backby! Fantastic oriental boy!”
Despite his disapproval, Li Tie Zhu, as a qualified behind enemy lines worker, gave a thumbs up, turned in the direction of the arena, and then flipped downwards.
Everyone knew that he was only repeating the action he had done after knocking down Stark earlier.
“Wooo……”
“Nice job, Bo eh!”
“You should have kicked his arse hard.”
“Stark went home with a pacifier.”
“Nice oriental cub.”
These stars who profoundly influence the beacons of civilisation are so f*cking uncivilised.
Keith: “Music is a language shared by the whole world and everyone can enjoy it ……”
The host of Penguin Live is tasked with the duty of translation. He just translated some of Keith’s words, and saw a needle and said, “This is the Grammy, and there are superstars everywhere, so viewers should not expect Li Tiezhu to have too many shots. Keith said music is power, and she named Li Tiezhu?!”
Then, the Penguin host was also happy, “Tie Zhu still has a great sense of variety! He repeated that despising Stark action, which also made the atmosphere of the scene hot again. Yes, the people of the MiG revere the strong and individual heroism, so they like Li Tiezhu, even if he punched someone. Li Tiezhu is confident, even a bit supercilious, this is him, the superstar from our China!”
The pop-ups were also high:
“Whether he gets the award or not, Li Tiezhu is worth it.”
“I actually naively thought that the Yanks would hold a grudge against Li Tiezhu, I thought too much ……”
“Look at the stance of the stars cheering, tsk!”
“Tiezhu really can’t stand it, I would have laughed out loud, what a big row!”
“Serious brother may just simply not understand.”
“The truth in front.”
“I think according to the open state of tonight’s programme and the host, Brother Serious is going to mess things up again.”
“Isn’t this a regular operation?”
“I’m not getting off the underground if you say that, big deal, I’ll miss half a day of work ……”
Since the Grammys started at 8am Kyoto time, most people were watching the live stream on their mobile phones during their commute.
The Grammys continued, and after another song and dance, the first awards began to be presented, for Best Duet.
With two heavyweight guests in attendance, the winners were revealed – Reddy Caca and Cooper.
Cooper didn’t come to the show, Reddy Caca went up to the stage to receive the award, and cried with emotion when she said her speech, even though she was already halfway through the red sky, she couldn’t help but have violent mood swings.
Under the stage, Song Zhu’er asked: “You won’t cry when you go on stage to receive the award, right?”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “I’ll cry a hammer, that Kaka is obviously acting, the breathing rhythm is not right.”