Song Zhu’er raised her hand hand: “Sing the Song of Neuropathy, it’s super nice!”
Li Tiezhu didn’t pay any attention to her, his own daughter-in-law has a faulty aesthetic, but it’s normal, how else could she look at me?
Arianna continued to press in a small voice: “This award is impossible to give you, although you are already a superstar. But now there are a lot of media saying that you are spreading eastern ideology and dividing the class of rice, how can you give the Grammy Top 10 Core Award to you? At most let you get a Best World Album award, that one sounds dangling actually not important at all ……”
Li Tiezhu was suspicious, superstar? What’s that? Who the hell are you listening to? I studio write soft paper girl do not dare to make up so!
At the same time, on the pop-up screen of the live broadcast screen, there were also endless arguments.
Penguin Live:
“Don’t even think about Best Newcomer, the opponents are too strong.”
“These are all great god level newcomers, the big brothers of the airborne hegemony list ……”
“Speaking as if Li Tiezhu wasn’t in the Omni Hegemony Ranking.”
“Really don’t think these few are more powerful than Li Tiezhu. It’s just that Tie Zhu’s curry is too small and the competition is unfavourable.”
“HER and Du ah Lipa are still very capable of fighting, both of these two may win awards.”
“The Grammy is called world music, but in fact it’s still Omni dominated.”
“Language and culture are also barriers, they may not be able to get the essence of proper brother music ……”
“Would rather give it to a black person than an Asian one!”
“Anyway, in my heart Li Tie Zhu is the best newcomer! Forever dropping God!”
Oil Can Live’s pop-ups were relatively a bit more animalistic:
“HER Best! I’ll quit jerking off if you win the award!”
“I’m rooting for Dua Lipa.”
“I love the Sisters, their music is so cool. They’re not as famous as Aien Pella, but they’re very awesome.”
“The strongest newcomer in Aien Pella’s history! Chinese superstars!”
“Language issues aside, Lee’s songwriting and singing abilities are truly one of a kind, as good as his kung fu.”
“Hate the block letters, it gives me a headache to read them, and even more so, I can’t understand them. Foolish savages!”
“Stark came to support Iempella! Dog head!”
“I think Lee should be our Southpaw, he looks like it in appearance and talent!”
“The bonobos said that the stick is stupid!”
“Sino-Japanese friendship depends on the stick.”
“Aien Pera is a spy for the Red East! He should be arrested and electrocuted!!!”
“A pink taser?”
“Can’t imagine an Asian getting the Best New Artist award …… although I love Lee’s music and his fame far exceeds the other nominees.”
“Orientals are the least musical and artistic!”
“It’s not fair to the other nominees, why would the Grammys let Lee compete for Best New Artist as a superstar?”
“With Aine Pella’s status, she doesn’t need this award at all!”
Meanwhile, the celebrities on stage clamoured, some shouting out their favourites, others congratulating and cheering on the candidates sitting close to them.
The camera also gave each of the seven nominees.
On Li Tiezhu’s side was that many singers who were not known nearby shouted at Li Tiezhu:
“You’re great! Black-eyed kid!”
“I hope you get the best newcomer award, your skin is just too textured. You must be the most handsome man in your country!”
“Perfect, King of Kung Fu! Go for it~ Yay!”
“Hey, Oriental Boy, don’t be intimidated by those white singers, they suck~ Khamuang, Chinese Superstar! Kill them!”
“Seeing as you’re so close to me, this award must be yours, I say.”
Li Tiezhu did not understand a word, only feel as if suddenly fell into the food market, this is not yet announced the final results, what the hell, it is not you guys get the award.
And, handsome I know, but superstar what you are how never seen the world?
This atmosphere is very different from Chinese award ceremonies, perhaps this is a cultural difference.
Perhaps it’s a cultural difference. The Chinese like to keep the host or guest of honour on the edge of their seats, but the artists onstage are generally in order, while the Grammys have two award presenters. The Grammys, on the other hand, have two award presenters who don’t speak, and the stars below are so rowdy that many of them even leave their seats, and they don’t sit back down until the awards are over.
Of course, this state of affairs will only occur for the most important awards, Li Tiezhu did not have this treatment for that previous award.
The Best Newcomer Award, in principle, everyone has only one chance in their lifetime, unlike other awards, which can be fought for year after year, the Best Newcomer misses it and misses it forever.
Of Li Tiezhu’s three nominations, the Best Classical Music Award was the most marginalised one, and very often it didn’t even have anything to do with pop music.
Best World Album is also not a real award, it is more like the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, which is specifically used to honour singers outside the English-speaking world.
Only Best New Artist is the most important award, and it’s not even close to Best Vocalist.
Normally the Grammy will choose the outstanding newcomers nominated all over the world, but in the end the winners are almost all European and American singers, in addition to some unspeakable reasons, there is another important point …… singers outside Europe and America, especially newcomers, it is difficult to produce enough influence in the Euromusic world.
Last year to this year, there are two newcomers who have phenomenal performance and influence in the Omni music scene, the UK’s Dua Lipa and Rice’s HER, so the two of them have the highest call for taking the award.
However, there is a weirdo called Aynpera Lee appeared, because of language and cultural reasons, his music, although in the Omni are on the charts and not inferior to the first two, music influence is far from it.
However, his film and television work, variety shows, and fashion sense (doubtful) are no less influential in the West than his music, and Lee is the most familiar superstar in the West in the last few years.
That’s right, superstar!
The Li Tiezhu in the eyes of the Omni people is far more of a curiosity than the Chinese domestic ones, because they don’t know any other Chinese stars.
Therefore, the suspense for the Best Newcomer Award this time was very high!
……
“Keep your mobile phone down! Beat you to death! Tie Dan is not allowed to cry!”
Auntie Liu slapped over Liu Xiaohua, and incidentally rewarded TieDan, who was crawling around next to her, with a slap in the face.
Liu Xiaohua turned down the sound of her mobile phone, “I’m also live, oil cans live, over the wall to see, while watching live while learning English!”
The family sat in the living room in unison, watching the Grammy night live on TV.
Seeing Li Tiezhu and a group of unknown foreign stars competing for awards, Aunt Liu was nervous and hurriedly beat her children to suppress the shock.
Li Fugui is wrapping leaf cigarettes, he is going to wrap the best leaf cigarettes he bought from his hometown, pack them properly and send them to his in-laws. Old Brother Sun had given him two boxes of cigars, and he was going to reciprocate a little.
“Foreigner’s prize, what’s so rare le well? There is no prize money?”
Li Fugui asked.
On the TV, the close-up images of the nominees were being played, and the Chinese host said, “Although there is no prize money for the Grammy Best New Artist Award, however, this honour is a thousand pieces of gold, and I hope that Tiezhu will have good luck …….”
Li Fugui raised his head, looked at the TV and asked the host, “No money to get? Airfare money are lost! Get a fire shovel oh! Also went to fight with someone.”
Liu Xiaohua said: “Master, this is the world’s highest music awards, no one in the country has ever won, brother got it, that is for the country to win!”
The first time I saw this was when I was a student at the University of California at Berkeley, and it was the first time I saw a student at the University of California at Berkeley.
Liu Xiaohua added: “Foreign netizens worship my brother too much, superstar! Superstar! Tsk …… they all think my brother is the domestic music world to carry the son, which know my brother has been fired by the Chinese music world, haha …… those ha batch! When my brother gets the best newcomer award he’ll be at ease, smashing their faces.”
Aunt Liu: “How can it be that easy? They must want to send it to their own people.”
Liu Xiaohua smiled deeply, “Oh, my stupid mother, you are so short-sighted, you know because Aine Pella was nominated, the Grammy broadcast prices in China have tripled, how dare they despise such a fat Chinese market? Come on, put away your claws, violence is not …… allowed ah! Pain pain pain!!!”
……
Grammy Live, Jefferson and Glenn stopped for about almost a minute before they started talking.
Glenn: “Seven nominees competing for one award, exciting but brutal.”
Jefferson: “And, this Grammy for Best New Artist is the most diverse, with white Rice singers, African-American singers, Latino singers, European singers, and …… Eastern superstars. Digging for roots! This is so cool.”
Glenn opened the envelope and looked at it, “The winner of the 61st Grammy for Best New Artist is ……”
Jefferson came over and said, “It’s a male singer!”
Then the two men revealed mysterious smiles.
The artists on the stage didn’t care about the two of them squeezing their teeth, instead, the first time they made a noise, some had to cheer and some lost, and more were still curious.
Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er looked at each other with a tacit understanding: day mother, possessed by Hong Bo?
There were only three male singers nominated!
The televised camera was divided into three blocks on the left, centre and right, on the left was a close-up of twenty-nine year old Rice singer Rook Coombs, he and his friends looked a little nervous. On the right was twenty-five year old French rapper Joya Smith, who wore a reserved smile.
In the centre is twenty-year-old Chinese superstar Aynpera Lee, who is losing a guessing game with Matsutakeer.
After another half-minute pause, Glenn said, “His win is the first in Grammy history.”
The artists on stage froze for a moment, then boiled over.
Jefferson: “For the first time, an Asian singer won the Best New Artist award! Congratulations to the superstar from China ……”
Glenn: “Aynpera Lee!”
“Aynpera Lee!”
Many of the stars followed suit and shouted in unison, the atmosphere was instantly ignited.
Luke Coombs wasn’t nervous anymore and smiled as he applauded with great poise, while the smile on Joya Smith’s face stiffened and he started to applaud after a while.
Even the artists around Yi Xing were outrageous when they congratulated towards him.
Yi Xing was also confused, before when Li Tiezhu got the Best Classical Music Award, Yi Xing still felt honoured, but when Li Tiezhu took the Best Newcomer and was worshipped as a superstar by these famous foreign artists, he …… soured.
The artists around Li Tiezhu were obviously the most excited, they hugged Li Tiezhu and said some strange words.
Ariana hugged Li Tiezhu again and said, “You really are getting sexier and sexier!”
Li Tiezhu: “What mumble?”
Song Zhu’er said, “Da Xuezi said you are sexy, this chick is short but has a good eye.”
With the surrounding artists briefly greeted, Li Tiezhu once again led Song Zhu’er up to the stage to receive the award, the previous trophy is still in the hands of Song Zhu’er holding it, look a little arrogant.
……
Shudu, Old Li’s house.
Aunt Liu jumped up from the sofa: ”Zhu Zi, Zhu Zi won the award again! Hahaha …… Go eat hot pot er at night!”
Li Fugui said with an old spirit, “Calm down, bamboo child said the base f*ck do not 6.”
Liu Xiaohua was slightly more calm: “What a shrewd decision, God, I bet there will be a ‘Grammy Music Festival China’ next year, advertisers and broadcast platforms will be lined up to send money to. When you see the world for what it is, you don’t jump around like a fool! Dear mum, I didn’t say you ……”
Aunt Liu raised her bushel-sized palm benevolently.
Tie Dan instantly accelerated and crawled towards the old man, ducking to avoid being hurt by mistake.
……
Above the oil can live broadcast, all kinds of abusive and disparaging pop-ups of Li Tiezhu were endless, and the flood that broke the dike generally surged, and except for a small number of those who had always blackened Li Tiezhu, most of them were the fans of the other nominees.
While Li Tiezhu’s fans turned on the mocking mode, they didn’t bother to scold or reason with each other, no one in the West is as reasoned as in the East, it’s a kind of ecology. For Li Tiezhu’s fans, we won, only the winner will be abused, we are proud!
The penguin live broadcast is different, the host is madly praising Li Tiezhu, the pop-up screen is the same, those who don’t like Li Tiezhu don’t fart anymore.
“Who else?”
“Li Tiezhu: there’s not a single one who can fight!”
“Serious Brother is too strong.”
“Didn’t notice? Abroad, whether it’s ordinary people or stars, they all call Li Tiezhu a superstar.”
“But our music scene fired him, ha!”
“The country still treats Serious Brother as an ordinary newcomer, especially those stars who think highly of themselves.”
“There’s a saying that Tie Zhu’s influence is stronger abroad than at home.”
“This is a mystery ……”
“As a matter of fact, music, film and television, and variety arts, Tie Zhu has made top achievements, some people just can’t see it.”
“It’s not that they can’t see it, it’s a sour grapes mentality.”
“I really want to see Ai Da Tight Hua Tianyu and their faces now.”
……
Jiangxia, inside a certain luxury villa.
Hua Moumou slammed an expensive guitar to smithereens, and the nanny was trembling with fear.
“On what grounds? Are they all f*cking blind? Domestic people can not appreciate my talent, Grammy also so tasteless?”
Hua Moumou stared at the TV, Li Tiezhu who was walking towards the podium, gritting his teeth.
That’s right, some time ago they seemed to reconcile, but afterwards Hua Moumou only figured out that this is not a reciprocal reconciliation, but the other party does not care to tangle with him, with absolute strength oppressed him, so that he had to back down.
Three years ago, Hua Moumou also went to the Grammy, but he was not nominated, and did not receive a special invitation like Yi Xing, but followed Penguin to go. Penguin Video was invited to the Grammys, and Hua found a relationship to get Penguin to take him there.
He tried to do the same thing this year, but Penguin has already ignored him and advised him not to mess with “our Penguin’s Li Tiezhu”.
……
Li Tiezhu went to the stage and hugged the two award winners, whom he didn’t know, as the crowd continued to clamour.
Glenn handed Li Tiezhu his new trophy: “Congratulations Ain’t Pella! Is there anything you want to say? Other than your upcoming film.”
The stage burst into laughter as Li Tiezhu’s advertising was mercilessly revealed.
Li Tiezhu received the trophy and said, “Film? What film?”
Song Zhu’er translated smoothly.
Jefferson subconsciously replied, “Kung Fu ah! Oriental Chaplin Stephen Chow directed the film …… Hey! Cunning guy!”
The laughter on stage got louder.
Li Tiezhu shrugged, “Let’s focus on the music! Don’t keep mentioning my film Kung Fu, which will only be released in North Rice in a month’s time, even though I know everyone wants to see it. However, that’s a 3D film with a very expensive ticket price, so please spend wisely within your means, unless you have a mine or a bank at home, it’s not recommended to go see such an extravagant film.”
Jefferson was amused, as were the star-studded audience on stage, who all thought the guy was too shameless to be like the Rice star.
Glenn: “Please tell us your feelings!”
Li Tiezhu’s serious face: “I think the reason I can get this best newcomer is probably because I’m relatively new. Being young and coming from the mysterious East, it surely has nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been ranked in the top ten in North America for five songs for six consecutive months and my albums have broken the sales record of newcomers in North America, not to mention that it’s not because I’m so good-looking.”
The audience laughed and laughed, but also the Grammy was held indoors at night, otherwise I’m afraid that the teeth are tanned.
Li Tiezhu continued, “Okay, no kidding. Thank you very much to the Grammy for giving me these two awards, I really appreciate it. Because my music is not elegant enough, I don’t deserve to participate in our country’s Chinese music festivals, and one of the awards that I got by fluke before was recovered, which made me feel very painful. Later, I found out that Reddy Caca, Ariana, Mould, Adele, Bieber, Bruno, Vitas, the top singers in Europe and America, all of them don’t deserve to take part in the Chinese music festival, I finally feel much better ……”
The stars on stage were confused, at first they thought Li Tiezhu was humiliating the Grammy, then they realised that he was ironically humiliating another music festival. Although they didn’t understand what grudge Li Tie Zhu had with that festival, and they had never heard of that festival, they somehow got even higher.
“Woo ……”
“Yes, we don’t deserve it!”
“Nice job!”
“I love your cheesy music, yay!”
Song Zhu’er also whispered to Li Tiezhu, “Bullskin!”
This sound, which had little impact abroad, but the domestic live broadcast made people burst into laughter, whispered but clear.
Li Tiezhu concluded, “Thank you Grammy! Thank you for your not-so-elegant level of appreciation for allowing me the opportunity to be recognised! Lastly, I wish the Grammy’s to get better and better, and to surpass the Chinese Music Festival in terms of influence and musical taste as soon as possible! Thank you!”
The star-studded audience applauded and cheered, who said Eastern artists can’t pull off gimmicks? This is awesome!
What?
Will this offend any Chinese music festivals?
The Grammy’s don’t care!
The hosts of Penguin Live were silent, not knowing what to say.
The pop-up screen was not silent:
“Ah this ……”
“Totally unexpected! Real bullskin!”
“This is what happens when you offend Li Tiezhu, too comfortable!”
“The Chinese music festival universe is invincible, ha.”
“Serious Brother is as sharp as ever, love it.”
“This wave of diss is simply super god, Chinese Music Festival come out and take two steps?”
“Cool! Awesome!”
On the scene, the audience is still manic, Jefferson asked, “So, what song are you going to sing for everyone next?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m also confused, it’s hard to choose. Then I won’t choose, sing a new song that I just wrote on stage, just give me a guitar.”
Jefferson: “Wit Goose Minette, a new song? Just written?”
Glenn: “Doubtful!”
Li Tiezhu said, “No?”