Li Tiezhu walked to find Yi Xing and Leng Ba chatting with his back hand, Phoenix Legends that Ling sister had to take a picture with Li Tiezhu, seemingly extraordinarily enthusiastic.
In fact, you say Li Tiezhu in the music circle annoying it, really hate, many people are dying for him to die on the spot, but very often Li Tiezhu people and quite good, such as Chen Yisen, Chicken, Tenggor, Cui Ji’an, Zhang Xiaojie, Su Long and so on Li Tiezhu impression is very good.
This side Yue Yupeng peeled the jelly, froze and could not tear it.
Sun Chao has already sucked in early, said: “What’s wrong with you? Being scolded silly? Hand shaking it?”
Yue Yupeng said: “The gas is real gas! Why ah? However, to the point of not yet to the point of soft hands, is this jelly packaging is too tight to tear open.”
Sun Chao stretched out his chubby hand and laughed, “Where is the packaging too tight? It’s you who are too short! Let me help you.”
Saying that, he snatched the jelly over.
Yue Yupeng a spread his hands and said, “I tore open a throw, you see the hands are jelly juice ……”
Sun Chao picked up the jelly and looked at it, “You tore it open my arse! Look at mine.”
Yue Yupeng wiped the juice on his hand and muttered, “There’s no reason for it, it’s obviously leaking out.”
Sun Chao ripped open the jelly: “Look! That’s what I call Hercules, suck it~”
Eat it.
Yue Yupeng pouted, “That’s what Pillar gave me!”
A staff member ran over from the front and said to Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao, “The club’s New Year’s Eve worship activity has overrun, your time on stage has been postponed for three minutes later, wait a bit.”
At this time, the second dance, Hundred Lions Reporting Spring, had just started, more than two minutes. Yue Yupeng nodded and said, “Thank you! It’s hard work, we’ll just wait, it’s fine. Hard work brother!”
Sun Chao reached out and wiped his sweat, saying, “What’s with the timeout at the start? According to this situation, I’m afraid we won’t be able to cut the programme live, right?”
Yue Yupeng: “The programme should be cut, but our programme is in the front, so it’s okay.”
Sun Chao: “Yeah, why isn’t the air conditioning on backstage?”
Yue Yupeng stared at Sun Chao strangely, “It’s winter, it’s New Year’s Eve, and the heating is on! You …… hot ah? Why are you sweating so much?”
Sun Chao’s face reddened with bean-sized beads of sweat: “Winter, winter? Ha ah …… so stuffy ah ……”
Saying this, Sun Chao swayed a little and almost fell down.
Yue Yupeng rushed to support him, watching Sun Chao go limp, the person was stunned, mumu dengdeng completely unable to react.
The surrounding actors were also confused, completely confused about the situation, and some people thought they were making fun of the two.
It was the staff who reacted the quickest, they had received training on various emergencies during the preparations, and quickly came over to check the situation, and realised that Sun Chao’s body was in a serious condition, and immediately called the accompanying doctor.
Now, the neighbouring actors noticed that something was wrong.
Li Tiezhu also looked at Yue Yupeng sympathetically, saying that this dude’s luck was bad enough, before going on stage he was blocked and scolded by an unscrupulous bigot, and now his partner was having problems. Like everyone else, he could guess that Yue Yupeng’s show would be cancelled.
There was an unwritten rule in the Spring Festival Gala that every year, one or two extra programmes would be prepared for fear that there would not be enough from time to time, so some programmes would be cut.
Leng Ba patted Li Tiezhu’s arm, telling him not to be too sad, because she knew that Yue Yupeng was considered one of the benefactors to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu shook his head, he had already helped what he could.
He wouldn’t have thought that it had something to do with him.
With just one look, the doctor made a preliminary judgement that it was acute food poisoning, and it could not be ruled out that it was pure poisoning, and it was best to send medical treatment immediately. Although it is not life threatening, the performance is impossible.
In the spirit of the principle of life first, Sun Chao was immediately sent away.
Yue Yupeng was completely and utterly confused, both eyes empty.
The staff, on the other hand, reacted to the general director via walkie-talkie, hoping for an order from there to cancel the show to ensure the smooth running of the Spring Festival Gala. As a matter of fact, the Spring Festival Gala has a lot of emergencies in its history, and Sun Chao’s matter is not too serious, just a matter of deleting a programme.
If not, we can use yesterday’s recorded comedy video to top, of course, can only top the live broadcast, can not top the scene.
The instruction did not come down, but the general director himself ran over, after briefly understanding the situation, asked Yue Yupeng:
“Little Yue Yue, you also know that I am under pressure on your comedy, now I ask you a question, monologue can you say?”
Yue Yupeng was muddled: “Monologue? I haven’t said it, the master said I have a general …… merit.”
Director Liu is a big man, smashed his head, Mandarin are not standard: “Hammer! The big leader of the General Literary and Art Troupe likes to listen to the comedy, and asked me why I chose you, I have given him my vote! Therefore, this programme cannot be withdrawn! You know what? You’re on top of it! You have to finish your monologue!”
Yue Yupeng more panicked: “I …… I do not know ……”
Director Liu angrily said, “Hard up! If you rake it today, you don’t want to go on the Spring Festival Gala again in the future.”
Yue Yupeng was so scared that his eyes were red.
Director this is not bragging, to know that even the old Zhao Lao Chen kind of titanic figures, are said to be sealed, the district a Yue Yupeng what?
However, Yue Yupeng really doesn’t know how to do stand-up comedy. Moreover, when this situation suddenly appeared, his heart was in turmoil, how could he perform?
He wanted to cancel the show, but the director refused.
Director Liu couldn’t do anything about it, this year’s director’s position was not easy to come by, if he didn’t do a good job, it would be the end of the line! The big leader of the General Troupe personally came to the scene to support the show, and as a result, his favourite comedy show was gone. Although it was not a sin, but he could not escape from his poor work.
Yue Yupeng suddenly turned back, his eyes found Li Tiezhu, did not say anything, but the meaning is already obvious.
Li Tiezhu immediately shook his head and waved his hand.
You dog said that you do not think of soup dumplings to eat ha! This is the Spring Festival Gala, not a small theatre in Yundeshe!
Leng Ba also saw the situation, pushed Li Tiezhu away, “Quickly go to change clothes and make up ……”
Yue Yupeng didn’t force himself, didn’t even open his mouth, he also knew that it was inappropriate to pull Li Tiezhu down on such a huge and important occasion.
But the director saw Yue Yupeng’s gaze, he also knew that Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng had spoken comedy, and immediately shouted, “Li Tiezhu, don’t run! Come over here!”
Li Tiezhu had to walk over and laughed: “Director, this is unethical ……”
Director Liu completely gave up Mandarin and said, “I don’t care! Anyway, there must be a comedy today, I patted my heart with the big leader to ensure it, otherwise he is not even allowed to come to the scene. Give me face, go up and do it! If you mess up, it’s my fault. Brother old herdsman today have difficulties, you say help or not help Mai!”
Li Tiezhu: “robe brother people say those, but ……”
Director Liu waved his hand: “No but! You and Yue Yupeng in the Yunde Society to say comedy video I have seen, the level is very high, you play normally on absolutely no problem.”
Li Tiezhu: “That scale ……”
Director Liu: “Try to scale a little smaller, the car speed slightly faster is not a big problem!”
“I don’t even know their words!”
“Then say the part that you have said before!”
Li Tiezhu: “Still remember to a hammer! What did we say last time?”
Yue Yupeng began to roll his eyes, “Er ……”
Director Liu stomped his foot impatiently, “Then play it out on the spot, or the original name of the programme, ‘Magical Chinese’.”
Live play?
What else could it be? Yue Yupeng could remember the words, but Li Tiezhu couldn’t pick it up.
At this time, the song and dance programme was approaching the end.
On the intercom, there were enquiries from various departments, asking only one question, whether to cancel Yue Yupeng’s comedy show.
Director Liu clenched his teeth, “Attention all departments, the comedy show will be changed to Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu’s performance, the name of the show will remain the same. Vomol~”
The big picture was set!
Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other in dismay, there was no f*cking way back.
Li Tiezhu just wanted to open his mouth to ask.
Yue Yupeng first spoke: “column brother, we say what ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “I know a hammer. This year’s Spring Festival Gala is not afraid to turn over …….”
Yue Yupeng: “Turnover? What about us?”
Li Tiezhu pointed at the director: “The car is destroyed! The driver is not panicking, you panic a hammer oh.”
Director Liu touched his face and walked away, the driver can’t escape even if the car overturns.
At this time, the second song and dance programme ended. Rehman and Liu Xiaoshi went up to the stage for the curtain call, the tempo is slightly slow, apparently also to give Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng more time to prepare.
Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu with a crying face.
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Yue, eating yo-yo plums?”
Yue Yupeng: “Ah?”
What chicken yo-yo plums?
The actors waiting in the nearby queue to go on stage, almost all witnessed the beginning and end of the sudden incident, all very sympathetic to Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, especially Li Tiezhu, simply an unmitigated disaster ah.
There are also people who suspect that Sun beyond the incident is that the old monster of the Xiangxiao Association ghost, it must be that he moved something.
……
In a certain luxury flat in Kyoto.
A well-mannered middle-aged man hung up the phone, took a puff of his cigar, and shook his head slightly as he watched Rehman and Liu Xiaoshi, who were dragging their feet a bit on the TV.
Next to him, a handsome young inch-haired man asked, “How’s it going?”
The middle-aged man said, “Poison misidentified, it’s just weird ……”
The inch-headed man: “Poisoned who?”
“Sun Chao, the comedian.”
“Did the plan go wrong? A comedian? Or a comic, what’s so bad about ruining his voice?”
“The plan was right, it’s just that ……”
……
On the scene of the Spring Festival Gala, the table in the middle of the first row was occupied by several old-school artists, and Han Hong was peeling peanuts for an elderly man in his sixties next to him.
The old man waved his hand and said, “Watch the programme, don’t you toss it.”
Han Hong: “Leader, isn’t this your favourite five-spice peanut?”
The old man said, “I listen to the comedy, Yue Yupeng this child is good, it is the basic skills almost, but better than XXX those few.”
Han Hong smiled without saying anything.
At this time, on stage, Rehman chimed in and said, “Below, please welcome Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu to bring you the comedy ‘Magical Chinese’.”
The applause that should have rung out immediately was delayed for three seconds before it finally rang out.
Because, the audience was just as puzzled as the big leaders.
Han Hong even dropped his peanuts on the table and placed the peanut shells in front of the leader in a pretty neat manner.
Big Leader: “Isn’t his partner the elephant Sun Chao? Li Tiezhu? This name is quite familiar ah.”
Han Hong did not know what happened, but already saw Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng on stage, so he had to say, “Can not be familiar with it …….”
I every day in front of you to chatter about him, you have to have no impression that would be a failure.
The big leader saw the dark and burly Li Tiezhu on the stage, suddenly: “Oh! Is that the kid who donates schools everywhere? Li Tiezhu who won three Grammys!”