The rugby protective gear was the idea of the programme team, because a month and a half ago, the video of Li Tiezhu topping Hot Hopman brought too much heat and traffic to the programme team.
So they were ready to fry the cold rice again.
And Zhehe Man himself is actually virtual, so there is no resistance to this protective equipment at all, after all, he also watched the video of Li Tiezhu’s KO of Stark in the United States of America, and looked at all the toothache.
In the view of the programme team, Li Tiezhu top heat Herman, that belongs to the incident, unrepeatable kind.
In fact, not by chance ……
Li Tiezhu slowly walked onto the stage, like a leisurely stroll, this programme can be more relaxed than the original “Super Voice”, because the focus of the competition is different. The Voice focuses on the voice is the singing is the performance of the scene and …… popularity value, while the good song is much simpler, than who wrote the song is good.
Than the creative ability, hanging Li Tiezhu is not false.
The applause of the audience on the stage is even more enthusiastic, mixed with cheers, and the biggest call is to let Li Tiezhu top the lungs of the hot hetman.
The pop-ups were no less lively and focussed than the audience at the scene:
“Hot Hopman, do you think you won’t be topped if you wear a rugby protective gear?”
“Does Ironhead know?”
“Pine Bamboozle: who called me? You got a job?”
“You leather in front.”
“Is Iron Head Gong also contagious?”
“Li Tiezhu sing properly, don’t mess things up.”
“Sing properly? Doesn’t exist.”
“You think Serious Brother got hot by singing? No! He got famous by messing things up.”
“Tony, who he messed up, is now a comedy starlet.”
“And Qin Tao, all sleeping with Mildew, jealous!”
“The postpartum brother does not raise pigs, it is a great loss of the pig raising session.”
“Otherwise, why do you think the price of pork is rising this year? It is the lack of a member of the tough ah.”
Li Tiezhu came to the centre of the stage and picked up the microphone, “Hey hey, Happy New Year everyone! Happy New Year, Uncle Rehman!”
Hehiman kept a safe distance and said, “Don’t get close to me when you’re talking.”
Li Tiezhu: “Uncle, what are you doing?”
Rehman: “Fire and theft prevention Tiezhu!”
Li Tiezhu revealed Xu Sanduo’s tiger smile, “Hey! You this body broken stuff, can not prevent, is a psychological comfort.”
Heat He Man: “No way, this is the protective clothing used in the rice football game.”
Li Tiezhu: “But this protective gear of yours, except for the helmet, chest protector and stomach protector are all foam. And this helmet of yours is still plastic!”
“It’s hard plastic!”
“It’s not resistant to beatings.”
“Then try it.”
“I’ll try!”
“Hey hey hey hey …… wait!”
Rehman scared the piss out of him and hurriedly took the helmet off and threw it to Li Tiezhu. Wearing a helmet to try, it is easy to get killed.
Li Tiezhu: “What?”
Zheheman: “For you to try ah!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh!”
Take the helmet with your left hand, hold it flat in front of you, lunge, and draw a fist with your right hand.
Boom!
The side of the helmet where there was no iron partition was blown out a huge hole by Li Tiezhu’s fist.
Hot Hopman: “……”
Li Tiezhu returned the helmet to Zheheman: “Right? This protective gear is not much use, what brand? If you want to buy it, buy Hongxing Erke!”
This is if the hot heman’s wearing a helmet, iron certain ICU.
Reheman reacted quickly, threw the helmet to the staff, also took off the protective gear, said: “Tiezhu, you are the most civilised singer I’ve ever seen!”
Li Tiezhu: “Thanks a lot.”
……
Xiangjiang, inside a mansion in the mid-levels.
Chen Yi Sen was playing the guitar when his fifteen-year-old daughter Kandy suddenly cheered at the TV.
“Ohhhhhh! Iain Pera is so awesome, one punch to the helmet, dorky enemy, I want to see him so much, I want to take a picture with him and sign autographs.”
Chen Isen was a bit jealous, “What’s so awesome about him? Every time you see me, you respectfully teach me Brother Ethan! Understand? Conti, this is seniority and status.”
Conti Chen: “But, he’s so talented, he’s just simply respecting your old man, right?”
Ethan Chen: “I’m talented too.”
“It’s not like you can write songs! Dull enemy ah, what about being a man, you have to be self-aware, you taught me that la.”
“Are my songs not good? How many windows have I wandered through, how many hotels have I stayed in ……”
“Don’t sing it, I still think Aien Pella sings it well. This song for you is kind of your best song.”
“Is my ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ not good?”
“It’s too much for your ears that song, or is ‘Love Shift’ more beautiful.”
“But he’s so ugly, why do you girls like him?”
“You’re ugly too! Why does my mum like you? Talent! And you’re fake talent, he’s real talent! Iain Pella is my idol.”
“I should have known better than to support his debut …… So what, I’m going to watch polo, give the TV remote to Daddy.”
Mrs Chan snatched the remote and hid it under her arse, saying angrily, “How dare you?”
Conti: “Slightly~”
Chen Isen was abashed in seconds, strumming his guitar, “Are feelings for browsing, or for treasuring? Even the pro-life female goose is not on my side ……”
……
At the show, Li Tiezhu: “You’re welcome.”
Hot Hopman’s hand shook a little: “Then …… then you start your singing, don’t lock your eyes on me anymore, I’ve got insurance.”
“What kind of insurance?”
“Personal accident insurance, occupational insurance, all of them. I’m insured, I’m not afraid of you!”
“Have insurance, then forget it!”
“Hmph!”
Rehman wiped his sweat, it’s a good thing Tie Zhu isn’t smart, otherwise it would have been dangerous.
Pop-up:
“Having insurance is just right! Tiezhu beat him up, and after that the insurance pays out two and one for five!”
“If it’s the Chinese beast’s insurance, don’t fight, the claim can’t be settled, not to mention, Li Tiezhu also has to pay for the medicine.”
In fact, normal contestants on stage performance, it is impossible to waste so much time to bullsh*t. Each singer from the debut, singing to scoring and interviews, are not more than ten minutes, but this programme has given Li Tiezhu a lot of time to waste, because this goods have ratings ah.
Not to mention, it is a preview that there is Li Tiezhu tonight, tonight’s opening ratings than the previous issues doubled, this is the influence.
CCTV is not exempt, after all, this is a variety show, ratings are king.
After wiping his sweat, Zheheman said, “Okay Li Tiezhu, you broke my helmet and owe me a meal. Please start your singing.”
Li Tiezhu: “You made me hit it!”
“Then I told you to steal my car, do you steal it?”
“I have a car, a luxury car! BYD-Han.”
“Erm …… I’m not going to bullsh*t you, the programme has overrun again, here …… we have Li Tiezhu with his new song ‘Love Shift’.”
Hot Hopman directly chimes in and then goes off the stage.
Li Tiezhu: “You come back! Don’t you read the script? How to be a host?”
“Huh?”
“My new song isn’t called Love Shift.”
“But I’ve heard you sing it before. Did you change the name?”
“It’s not changed, it’s changed.”
“But the keyword you drew is transfer.”
“It’s called ‘Hwa Hsia Keeps Turning’, which also has turn.”
“Writing new songs again and again and again?”
“That’s not true, it’s just that the lyrics have been changed, so the title of the song has also been changed.”
Hot Hopman was then confused, and looked down at the stage book, and sure enough, it wasn’t Love Shift, and for a while, he was a little embarrassed.
The audience under the stage laughed, applauded and booed, after all, Li Tiezhu brought not only talent, but also variability. With him, the show was varied, never followed the norm, and changed the word again, bull!
The four tutors, who have been quietly watching from below, are beyond recognition of Li Tiezhu’s talent, and are even …… envious.
At this time, the three tutors looked at Liu Le, changing songs on the spot?
What kind of tawdry operation?
Liu Le knew the key to pretence, and said in a very flat tone, “It’s just changing the lyrics, the tune hasn’t changed, it’s not worth mentioning, it’s not worth mentioning.”
Singer-songwriter Yu Quan revealed a wry smile, “Changing the lyrics is sometimes harder than changing the tune, okay?”
Yang Ke asked and nodded, “Let’s hope Li Tiezhu doesn’t act out, the lyrics of that song ‘Love Shift’ are well written.”
Cai Ya didn’t say anything, a bit puzzled, why change the lyrics for a good reason?
Liu Le: “I personally feel that the changed ones are better.”
The three tutors simultaneously showed a surprised expression, it could be better?
Pop-up screen:
“Brother Serious is doing the whole job again!”
“I don’t understand why the lyrics were suddenly changed, the original was fine.”
“What does it mean when Hua Xia doesn’t stop turning?”
“Tie Zhu won’t float, right?”
“If the entire entertainment industry drifts, Li Tiezhu won’t drift either.”
“Wait patiently!”
“God’s work is scheduled!”
In the professional spirit of an official host, Rehman forced himself to find a couple of lines, and also got off the stage, leaving the stage to Li Tiezhu. In fact, the programme team still wanted him to interact with Li Tiezhu for two more times, but Jehman was a bit weak.
Li Tiezhu stood in the centre of the stage, and as the lights all around dimmed, Li Tiezhu said, “A song ‘Huaxia Non-stop Spinning’ is dedicated to our motherland, wishing her a happy 60th birthday most of the year in advance.”
The scene immediately applauded, sure enough, another positive energy song? Like which song “Misplaced Time and Space” sung in “Masked Singer”?
The chasing light hit Li Tiezhu, he nodded, and the intro rang out, exactly the same as the intro to Love Shift.
But then, the lyrics sung by Li Tiezhu were very different:
Zhuo Lu’s soldier peaks melt
Yu’s traces outline China
Danqing doesn’t see the years that Wicker Man has turned to
Carved the deed on the tortoise shell
Recreating old stories of the past
The phoenix flew out of Qishan to the battlefield of Muye
For a while, the audience was dumbfounded and forgot to applaud.
Liu Le looked to his left and right and found that the three tutors were dumbfounded, and he unconsciously showed a smug smile at the corner of his mouth. Li Tiezhu wasn’t considered his student, at least not one he could give help to, but he was still proud because this was a musical wizard that he and Han Hong had nursed together, with a very positive outlook!
The host, Zhe Heman, grew his mouth wide, this song can still be filled with lyrics like this?
Awesome!
The lyrics are not particularly superb, but in the sense that they fit perfectly, perfectly telling the story of the five thousand years of China’s vicissitudes of time.
Li Tiezhu sang in a melodious voice, just like a storyteller:
The Jixi of the Hundred Schools
Nurturing the germ of thought
Simplified documents reflect the culture of the past and present thousands of autumns
When was the time of the war?
The smoke of the wolves died on the sands.
On the Qin road, the immortal laws were passed down.