Although the song is finished, but the live pop-ups are all over the place, some think that the song is heavenly, some say that the lyrics are just piling up words and sh*t, and some think that the song is more realistic, at least compared to these pop songs nowadays, it’s a lot better.
……
Xiangjiang, a villa in the mid-levels.
Conti looked seriously at the pop-ups floating across the screen, feeling a little perplexed, and asked, “Dumb enemy! Why are they arguing so fiercely?”
Ethan Chen: “It’s not something as simple as a song.”
Conti: “I know, history! Five thousand years of Chinese history, why do some people from our country still mock it?”
Ethan Chen: “They’re just joking, right?”
Conti got serious: “It’s not a joke! There are a lot of teachers and students in my school who laugh at this, saying that our 5,000 years of civilisation is fake, and that we should be colonised for another hundred years.”
Chen Yi Sen did not know how to reply for a moment.
Mrs Chen laughed, “Next time, invite these teachers and classmates of yours to your home, have a party or something, and treat them to dinner.”
Conti: “Why?”
Mrs Chen, with her purple exploding hair, pompous misanthropic make-up and black fingernails, smiled like a black mountain demon and said, “Of course it’s to scold them, a bunch of rebels! You have to curse them to their faces to get over it.”
Ethan Chen, who wore suspenders and was half bald and half green with long, fluffy hair, gave a ghostly cry, “Yee-haw! Right! That’s it! Call them over to scold them, I’ll give them ideological and political lessons, and I’ll ask Li Tiezhu for the textbooks. This group of cockroaches and roaches, think they are great just because they are big?”
After saying that, he even jumped a bit.
Kandy was scared, Lun Jia is a girl, is it really good for you two to dance around?
She said: “Dull enemy mummy, you two dressed up in this kind of ghost appearance and still open and close the mouth to say patriotic, so scary ah ……”
Chen Isen: “Female goose ah, this is called fashion! It’s a personal pursuit of taste, it doesn’t affect patriotism.”
Mrs Chen said, “Bingo! Mainland entertainment is just too earthy.”
Conti rolled her huge white eyes, “Your so-called fashion is actually just non-mainstream killjoys from the urban and rural areas. You guys make me feel ashamed! It’s a good thing I turned down Daddy’s Day Out! I still like Aynpera’s fashion.”
Ethan Chen: “I’m the one who brought him out.”
Kandi: “Come on! You haven’t released a new song in years? Who writes songs for an over-the-top singer like you? Also, you guys have been whining for most of the day, but it’s actually because you can’t tell the evidence of 5,000 years of history yourselves, right?”
Chen Isen: “Ta-ling, it’s up to you.”
Mrs Chen rolls over and draws out, “Vom~ I’m poisoned, call an ambulance ……”
Chen Isen looked at the female goose and shrugged, “Well, looking at your mummy just doesn’t know! Uncultured is scary.”
Conti twisted around, “You’re not much better! Forget it, I’d better go to the organisation to seek help, I believe it won’t be long before the organisation gives a detailed translation and paraphrase ……”
Chen Yi Sen was startled: “What organisation? I told you to keep your distance from those cockroaches ……”
Mrs Chen also popped up with a jolt.
Conti walked back to her room, “A cockroach is still a cockroach! An la, I’m joining the Cult of Ai En Pera, an organisation that idolises Ai En Pera, and I’m still a peripheral member who hasn’t passed the test. Keep up the good work, well, trust the light!”
Mrs Chen looked blankly at Chen Ison.
Chen Isen spread his hands, “I don’t know! Li Tiezhu himself said that he doesn’t have a fan club or a fan group or anything, he doesn’t engage in that, but it’s not allowed for his fans to organise themselves. After all, his glamour is second only to mine.”
……
While at the show, most of the audience was still excited, the feeling of being there was different after all.
The three male mentors, Liu Le, Yu Quan and Yang Keqian, also stood up and applauded to show their recognition of Li Tiezhu’s song.
Cai Ya was still looking left and right, she only heard the melody, not the lyrics.
The host, Zheheman, once again mounted the stage, but of course, this time, he didn’t bring his rugby pads, as they had been destroyed by Li Tiezhu.
When he got on stage, he exclaimed, “A very great new song, thanks to Li Tiezhu! Thanks to him for this one, I’m very moved by what I’ve heard, aren’t you?”
The audience responded with cheers.
Rehman added, “The mentors also stood up, clearly blown away. I’m sure that says something already.”
Caiyha hurriedly stood up, so the song was going to be moving? Why?
The audience was already clamouring, and the applause backfired weakly.
Rehman said, “It looks like the live audience really likes this song, ‘China Keeps Turning’!”
“Quite like it!”
“Bullskin!”
“Long live China ……”
Rehman began to control the scene, “If I were the audience, I would shout louder than you guys, but I’m the host and I have to stay calm. So …… Li Tiezhu I don’t hate you!”
“Hahaha ……”
The audience really laughed, and the party’s noisy clamour came to a temporary end.
Li Tiezhu instead bewildered: “Uncle, what do you hate me for?”
Heat Heman: “I hate you for breaking my protective gear.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then I compensate you for a set of Hongxing Erke, do not bring emotions to host, CCTV host to professional.”
Zheheman was speechless and said to the audience, “Okay! Start disliking the host again, so I tell you being a host is a high risk industry, especially hosting a programme with Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Don’t you have insurance? What are you afraid of?”
Rehman: “What do you care if I have insurance or not, are you ready to stand? Won’t move, right?”
The voice was a little cautious.
Li Tiezhu stood on the stage, a little confused: “Why can’t I move?”
Rehman: “I’m afraid you’ll top my lungs, now I’m going to be the hottest emoji.”
“Congratulations then.”
“I ……”
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ……”
The audience and mentors also couldn’t understand Li Tiezhu’s brain circuits, what the hell is there to congratulate? It’s all because of you!
Rehman found that he couldn’t get any benefits from fighting with Li Tiezhu, so he had to speed up the programme process, “Below, please ask the three watching mentors to comment on the song that Li Tiezhu just did.”
Yu Quan: “How else can I comment on this? Whether it’s the melody, lyrics, arrangement or live performance, Li Tiezhu scored full marks. He’s a one-of-a-kind contestant, and even, he can sit in my position as a judge, he has the strength and enough influence. So, even though their battle team is my next enemy, I still say, good job Li Tiezhu!”
Cai Ya: “A very aesthetically pleasing song, I’m drunk from listening to it. Li Tiezhu, your talent simply fascinates me ……”
Li Tiezhu yawned on the stage, and when he finished, he came over to Reheman’s microphone to reinforce, “Thank you! Next.”
Heathenman: “Err ……”
Last time you toppled me off, you guest hosted yourself even though, now I’m still alive and you’re stealing the show, isn’t that a little too arrogant?
Yang Ke asked, “There’s no doubt about Li Tiezhu’s talent, but the most rare thing is the lyrics of this song. The lyrics are not perfect, but they are sincere enough, and I think as Chinese, we can all feel that pride that comes from our blood, right?
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… you can, but you have to pay.”
After a burst of laughter, it was the turn of the battle mentor Liu Le to comment.
Liu Le shook his head, looking a bit like a turtle foraging for food since he was born without a neck:
“Promotion!”
The two simple words detonated the scene.
Although the audience knew that Li Tiezhu’s strength and the song, deserved to advance, but still couldn’t help but be excited, this impulse could probably only be felt live.
The dust has settled.
Hot Hopman continued to interview Li Tiezhu, because the other party was the biggest attraction of this issue, so the programme team gave enough drama, even if Hot Hopman didn’t want to interview Li Tiezhu.
“Tiezhu, I remember that this song was first called ‘Love Transfer’, a love song, which we all saw in the previous VCR, why did it suddenly change?”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, “I always felt that ‘Love Shift’ would be more appropriate for Uncle Ethan to sing, his voice, his skills. I, on the other hand, am more suited to grow some plain and true words.”
“You’re so young, why don’t you like to sing love songs?”
“What love songs do young people sing? Most of them are disease-free.”
“But you can’t deny that there is true love in this world.”
“Who falls in love with a serious person?”
“Huh? If you don’t fall in love, then what for?”
“Fighting for the rise of the motherland! Ollie give!”
“Li Tiezhu! You’re so shameless, you yourself will be engaged to Song Zhu’er in a few months, and here you’re talking about not falling in love and saying you’re going to struggle? Isn’t this fooling people?”
“No, because most people never meet true love in their lives, so let them struggle. Otherwise, what’s the point of them living?”
Hot He Man was dumbfounded: “I haven’t met true love either.”
Li Tiezhu: “Cheer up! Uncle! Fight for the rise of the motherland!”
“Ho ho ho ho ……”
“Hahahahahahahaha ……”
Feeling that he had received an unprecedented humiliation, Zhe Heman began to fight back, and then …… was disliked even more by Li Tiezhu.
……
Backstage, Hei Waer snatched the water balloon back from Bored Tun and tenderly stroked and kneaded it, with a surprisingly lewd smile, “You think this is a simple song Mai? Shallow!”
Stuffy Tuner picked at his arse: “So what else?”
Hei Waer’s expression was grave, “No…… Ai Enpera must be trying to teach us something. Make a note to inform Odin and Camilla to organise a think-tank to properly attend to this song, I believe it is a guide to the coming end times! It is the light!”
Odin and Camilla were the co-founders of the Cult of Aenpera, Sleepy Dragon and Baby Phoenix.
Stuffy Tuner nodded his head and looked at the water balloon that kept changing shape in the other’s hand and said, “I know, that …… Why don’t we go to Wangfujing tomorrow to pinch female dolls and play?”
Hei Waer shivered with excitement, then shook his head, “No! Not in China, illegal, unlike your United States of America, everyone has the freedom to assault bręąsts. If we don’t have a mission tomorrow, why don’t we make tofu at home? Tofu is much more comfortable than balloons and boobs.”
Stuffy Tuner thought deeply and nodded his head, “Tofu, simply the greatest invention in the world, hehehehehehehe ……”