Oh~ shagga!
So this skill is used like this! Well, for Li Tiezhu this one book, no, one book task is not a task, but a skill to earn experience value.
Li Tiezhu lowered his head to pick up the rice, braised pork is very fragrant, I have to say that the Nortel most let Li Tiezhu satisfied that is the food, may be the students here are not poor, so the aunt who beat the food’s hand is not shaky, the portion is full.
Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan, however, laughed and squirted, this tawdry operation is only the Bean batch dare to whole, do not have to worry about being retaliated against by the big tongue play, because …… can not be beaten.
Big Tongue Play felt received humiliation: “What are you laughing at? If not because Bean Batch is my brother, I would have hammered him to death.”
Li Zhixuan: “You hammer ah, the two of us to cheer you, okay? We’ll enter the 120 number in advance, and you can do it!”
Big tongue play: “……”
Wang Xiaokai drop all the stones: “And that aunt has been through the war for a long time, you strong she may not be strong, more likely to sleep service.”
The big tongue to play the blush according to the reasoning: “Sleep not serve with licking! I tongue is frosted material.”
Li Zhixuan: “You can pull down! I’ve never seen anything like it. Harm abrasive it? Do you know sandpaper? People are golden bell shroud iron cloth shirt children, you still put on that show, I tell you ha, thirty like a wolf forty like a tiger, accidentally click you, the whole fracture.”
Wang Xiaokai whispered to remind: “Le a thing, not get bones.”
Li Zhixuan reached out and pulled out, thought deeply: “There is no bone ha! But maybe people three into three out of the whole to you bald skin it? Then what to do ah? Waiting for amputation ah?”
Wang Xiaokai: “That thing can amputate a limb?”
Li Zhixuan: “Iron and mortar have been sharpened into needles, if you don’t amputate your leg, you can keep it for the New Year as a fried dish of mushrooms.”
Big Tongue Play: “Hammer! I wear a condom! Three layers!”
Li Zhixuan: “Three layers? Are you wearing a mask? You’re pretending to be Yang Zhan here? You want me to buy you a sculpture? Do you want me to buy you a statue ah?”
Xichuan language and the Northeast, is an absolute enemy, Li Zhixuan in the three Xichuan bitch surrounded by the situation, froze a little did not change the accent. But the other three Xichuan Mangwaer, also completely did not receive the radiation of the northeastern language, is also barely evenly matched.
Big Tongue Play: “Okamoto zero point zero one, thin.”
Li Zhixuan: “Look at you that bear, let you obey the law you are still not happy. If you grow thick, it is used to roll out the dough can also make people can not stop, you know? Wearing a condom can increase the thickness of ah?”
Wu Lei anxious: “I thick! Don’t you believe me?”
Li Zhixuan: “I do not fencing. Last time, that stupid child aunty, not just three hours to the whole of you out of shape? What? Did you let her have three strokes?”
Wu Lei: “Not three hours, but two.”
Li Zhixuan: “Aigoo, I’m sorry! Still have the face to say it? Left hand right hand a slow motion, it’s one hour, still rich one hour for you to recuperate. Eh ah! Can’t say, can’t say …… in our face donkey hoof manger that out of it? Just annoyed you this out, the nest! You little rubbish, you have no strength.”
Wu Lei: “That …… that that …… I’m at least not a virgin!”
Li Zhixuan took a deep breath, “Eat eat eat.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Hahahahahahahahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu finally came back to his senses and looked at Li Zhixuan: “Our 315 dormitory, or you are the most pure!”
Li Zhixuan: “Get lost!”
Wu Lei: “Let’s crowdfund a doll for his birthday next month? The silicone kind! Hey hey hey ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Forget it, let’s keep him in handicraft form, environmentally friendly.”
The four people ate with laughter, it must be said that the relationship between these four people is considered to be the best in the dormitory of the same department, because their respective positioning does not conflict with each other. Li Tiezhu was a talent show singer and film actor, Wu Lei was a TV drama child star, Wang Xiaokai was a popular idol, and Li Zhixuan was a rich second generation.
On the other side of the cafeteria, in the corner, Liu Tingmei glanced at Li Tiezhu and the others who were laughing loudly with grudging eyes, her heart suffocated and anxious. I damn well just want you to subterfuge a bit and pull resources for myself, but as a result, you let your arch-enemy Song Zhu’er make up for me? Make up lessons? You think I owe ah?
The key also can not run, a run, these two goods absolutely catch up to give me a Wang Bafen! Absolutely! I know them too well!
I looked to see if any of my friends were coming to eat in the canteen, but after waiting for half an hour, I couldn’t find a single one of them. They all went outside to eat small fry to go, right?
Song Zhu’er said, suddenly stopped: “Big Bo Bo Wa, your eyes are wandering, it will not be trying to escape it?”
Liu Tingmei: “What are you talking nonsense about? I was …… thinking about what you just said. There is also a certain amount of truth to it! I feel like I’ve benefited a lot!”
Who wouldn’t know how to swindle and concede and act like a grandson? I’ve seen you perform hundreds of times.
Xu Jia Zhen: “Then you repeat, just what did Zhu’er say?”
Liu Tingmei: “Ah! This, this this ……”
Over here, Li Tiezhu wolfed down his meal and slipped out of the canteen with the three bitches, ready to go to the rehearsal room to take a look, hearing that some schoolgirls were rehearsing a samba dance, and that their asses were twisting so much that their coccyxes flew out of their mouths, the four of them decided to go and criticise it.
Just as they reached the door, they heard a shrill shout from somewhere.
“Ah ……”
“I tenderise you!”
“Hold the arse down, I’ll ride her head, hold on!”
“Come on!”
“Let go of the old lady ……”
“Die!”
“Crow on a plane!”
“Fight with you guys, ah uh ……”
Li Tiezhu four people stood at the entrance of the canteen, looking sideways, what a familiar and beautiful scenery line.
Xu Jia Zhen dropped the suddenly escaping Liu Tingmei with a skilful leg-holding slam, then rolled over and rode on her buttocks, holding the other’s legs with both hands. Song Zhu’er then followed, sitting on the back of Big Popova’s head, pulling the other’s two arms and wrenching them back as hard as she could. And the big Popova squirming frantically, but simply can not struggle to get rid of, only to shout.
Wang Xiaokai: “It’s two against one today. Whew! Tiger and crane double form?”
Li Zhixuan said, “Wang Bajian swings out! Class president is still stable, travelling around the school with Xu Jia Zhen, just in case of emergency ah! I would call Xu Jia Zhen Wei the best control skill!”
Big Tongue Play frowned: “This time not to peel the trousers? How come it’s getting less intense?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Hot Paw and Jia Zhenshi are teaching Liu Tingmei the experience of filming, maybe an action scene?”
Big Tongue Play licked his mouth, “I’m familiar with action scenes! Should I go and help?”
Li Tiezhu: “You go? The nature will change if you go.”
Wang Xiaokai said, “Right! All forced female sex behaviour is eliminated in the school.”
Li Zhixuan: “Aigoo, it’s not allowed outside the school either.”
After watching for a short while and finding it unexciting, the four of them shook their heads and walked away, going to criticise the vulgar dance of the freshman sisters.
After watching, Li Tiezhu directly a certain treasure a set of Latin dance women’s clothing, and sent a message of condolence to Leng Ba sister: “Cat! Is your back injury better?”
The last Valentine’s Day picnic for the whole zoo made the cat’s injury a little worse again, and it was all because of Song Zhu’er.
That evening, Xu Jiazhen video reports on today’s matters:
“Today and Zhu’er help and big bo bo bo wa make up, in line with the idea that we are all classmates, we both pour in, but she does not seem to appreciate …… after, due to the big bo bo bo wa started to show bo again, was Song Zhu’er caught a big handful, angry. Xu Jia Zhen report.”
“Read.”
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March 8, Friday night.
Li Tiezhu came to East China Sea, the long lost flat, and also brought the Persian cat Xiaojiu from Kyoto. Because of the consideration that Leng Ba, in order to recuperate from her injuries, had almost no work assignments this year, Xiao Jiu was specially brought here to accompany her.
Xiao Jiu saw Leng Ba extraordinarily intimate, after all, its favourite is Leng Ba, probably because it is the same kind of reason. Xiao Jiu hates Zhao Liya the most, the most afraid of Song Zhuer, in Kyoto with more than a year, living that is called a trembling …… dare not provoke the mistress angry ah.
Leng Ba jacked the cat, looking at the TV, the TV is previewing tonight’s “Chinese good song” eleventh, the resurrection match, no Li Tiezhu what matter.
The fourteen contestants who were eliminated will appear one by one to sing a new original song for the last two spots to advance. Together with the previous top ten list, they will make up the twelve person list for the third round of the final.
The twelfth instalment is twelve to eight, the thirteenth is eight to five, and the final instalment is the pinnacle five to three plus the title fight.
After the previews came the adverts:
“Still the original formula, still the familiar taste, afraid of fire drink gynaecological cleaning!”
The competition hasn’t started yet.
Li Tiezhu put the dance clothes on the coffee table and signalled Leng Ba’s sister to see if they fit.
Because Leng Ba said that she would only dance tango, so Li Tiezhu bought a new set from new, which is worth a lot is. For the sake of art! I, Ai Enpera Lee, am even willing to play the pole again.
Leng Ba stroked Xiao Jiu to a comfortable level, cooing and cooing, and lazily said, ”Mr Li Tiezhu! I appreciate your kindness, but although my back injury is much better, it’s not suitable for dancing. Of course, even if I can dance, I won’t wear such revealing dance clothes for you to see, please respect yourself!”
Li Tiezhu said, “I just see that the clothes look good and buy one for you. There is no other attempts! I’m very self-respectful.”
“Heh!”
“By the way, Infinite Challenge is going to ask me to be a resident guest this year, with Yue Yupeng and Lei Doudou, you quit?”
“I’ve said I’m recuperating this year, what else is there to do on a variety show? What kind of crooked idea are you playing again?”
“No, I saw that you were out, so I refused. The current Infinite Challenge doesn’t want to be like the previous two years, the brand is doing bad, I won’t go.”
“If the price is good, you can take it, don’t you make money? The money-loving Mr Lee Tie Zhu.”
“The main thing is that there are too many variety shows looking for me, pick the good ones to take. There are still three more instalments of ‘Chinese Good Song’, and then last time that Guo something’s high jump director, their show ‘Actor in Place’ offered five million an instalment to ask me to go, this I can refuse?”
“Five million? That much?”
Leng Ba nakedly picked up her dance clothes and prepared to change into them in the living room. Although her mouth was tough, the cat was still obedient physically, undressing with great speed.
It was so white that it shook her eyes, worthy of being a photogenic artist!
Li Tiezhu hugged Xiaojiu, admiringly said: ”Anon! At first it was two million to come, reached an intention, did not sign a contract. Then, didn’t I take the Grammy and the box office broke ten billion? Moe and Bamboo then felt that I went to that show as an actor and fell off the wagon, so they rebuffed it. As a result, they are now in a worrying ratings, and urgently hope that I will go to save a wave of ratings, so they opened to five million. I thought …… I a Nortel acting student, the fundamental identity is an actor, can go to accept the guidance of those big directors, is also a good thing, so I agreed.”