Soon, the brother and sister duo finished their lines and didn’t feel anything.
Liu Xiaohua was confused: “Didn’t you say I was playing a little girl? How come I’m playing a big mum? The one who adopts the little girl.”
Li Tiezhu also do not know, thought and said: “Surely the host himself does not know the plot, you know le, generally this kind of programme hosts are not professional, the host is a film director.”
Liu Xiaohua: “Surely anything can be a director.”
Li Tiezhu: “Well, as long as the director does not look good on the line, you see Xu Shanqian and Ning stone.”
Liu Xiaohua: “And Lao Zhou.”
Dong Dapeng, who was about to come in for an interview, felt that he had been hit by a 10,000-point storm, but when he thought of the fact that Master Star had been scolded for being unattractive, he balanced out a bit.
Dong Dapeng: “吭吭……”
Liu Xiaohua glanced at Dong Dapeng: “Actually, if you look at it like this, it’s still quite handsome.”
Dong Dapeng raised his eyebrows, the little girl could talk.
Liu Xiaohua: “So old Zhou is so handsome, it’s true that there is no harm without comparison.”
Dong Dapeng: “……”
Nonsense, Master Star’s face value when he was young was also very resistant, just by the talent blocked the light of the face value, just like Li Tiezhu, because of the whole job and let people forget his ugly.
Besides, if you want to compare, you should also look for your brother to compare ah, compared to him Yunde Society are all handsome.
Li Tiezhu also saw Dong Dapeng: “Sorry, ah, children do not know how to like to talk nonsense, brother Dapeng do not get along with her, your face value is still good, much better than talent.”
Dong Dapeng: “Thanks, eh?”
Li Tiezhu: “What are you doing here?”
Dong Dapeng: “Just came to interview you about your rehearsals. How’s the script?”
What he wanted to ask was how difficult it was, and whether these two knew what they were doing.
Li Tiezhu rubbed his temples and shook his head straight.
Liu Xiaohua also mourned his expression.
Dong Dapeng then cheered up, “It’s okay, the challenge is the core of this show, come on, you guys can do it.”
Li Tiezhu said, “This script is terrible.”
Dong Dapeng: “……”
Liu Xiaohua nodded along, “That’s right.”
Dong Dapeng said, “This is a translation based on The Family of Thieves, and people can win so many awards, so how come the script is bad?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s because it’s translated, so the traces of translation are too heavy, it’s easy for people to get out of the theatre. So, this script needs to be changed drastically.”
Dong Dapeng knew there was this problem and could only say, “Then I’ll call the screenwriting teacher.”
Li Tiezhu: “No need, I can just change it myself.”
Dong Dapeng said, “It’s better to call the screenwriting teacher together, after all, they are professionals.”
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m used to writing my own scripts.”
Dong Dapeng: “……”
Although the other party had the suspicion of pretending, but it seems that there is no loophole, Li Tiezhu’s best is not screenwriting? His ability to write stories was much better than his directing ability.
Li Tiezhu said, “The interview is almost done, right? See you later.”
Dong Dapeng: “I still want to see you change the script. There must be a highlight when the programme is broadcast.”
Li Tiezhu: “This is a suspicion of stealing from the master, isn’t it? After all, things like creative writing are very private.”
Dong Dapeng slightly embarrassed: “Ah, so ah, that counts ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Have to add money.”
“Bye.”
Dong Dapeng got up and left, but also add money? You are almost gripping the programme team bald!
Liu Xiaohua shouted, “Uncle, you should at least quote a price! How can you do business like this? No matter how low, you quote one.”
Dong Dapeng disappeared into the doorway: “Two hundred yuan.”
Liu Xiaohua: “Deal!”
Dong Dapeng took a step back: “……”
Liu Xiaohua: “Come back come back, two hundred can be, we are so familiar.”
Li Tiezhu also nodded: “Mosquito legs are also meat.”
Dong Dapeng rolled his eyes: “I don’t want to pay the two hundred, goodbye.”
Said, head also did not return to go.
Liu Xiaohua: “Still a big director, host, stingy!”
Li Tiezhu: “Otherwise where do you think he gets his money? It’s not like his films make any money.”
“Hey, if I had known he was so stingy, I would have let him buy milk tea, I shouldn’t have asked for money.”
“Who knows. Come on, before changing the script, you try to substitute your emotions and change a few more modes, so I can adjust the plot and lines according to your state.”
“Ohhh, I’ll just act by myself?”
“Right! Just substitute for the character, there can be discrepancies. But the core should be captured, the reason why the character you’re playing adopts the little girl is because she herself grew up with domestic abuse, that’s something you need to understand to make it easier to substitute ……”
“What’s there to think about? Didn’t I just grow up being beaten?”
“It’s still different, it’s abuse, domestic violence, all over the place kind of thing.”
“Is that so?”
Liu Xiaohua pulled up her sleeves and displayed.
“You even put on make-up in advance? When did you put it on? It’s very realistic, let me see.”
“Hiss ……”
Li Tiezhu retracted his hand and nodded his head suddenly, “I suddenly have a premonition that you will play this role very well.”
“That’s for sure, I’ve always been very talented in acting.”
“Then again, what did you do to piss off our mum? She’s not usually this mean.”
“It’s still your second uncle’s fault, he’s too enthusiastic. Didn’t they all come to Shudu for New Year’s Eve, and they saw my mother beating me up three times a day and breaking two mops, so they thought …… it was too much of a waste. So, the second uncle went home and went to the mountains to cut dozens of bamboos and sent them to my mother. Last week, my mum got the weapon in her hands, and for a while the love was a little too exuberant ……”
“At least …… that means your mum is in pretty good health and I’m not worried.”
“That’s pretty good! If she wasn’t so fat, I doubt she’d improvise a backflip to catch a front roll if she was happy beating me. Spotty only broke three of them, and there’s dozens more to go. Otherwise, I begged you and Lao Zhou to help me get on the show, for what? It’s just a way to stay alive. It’s not easy to be born, it’s not easy to live, and it’s even harder to live!”
“There must be a reason why your mother beat you.”
“Of course, recently Tie Dan started to learn to walk, and when he falls once, my mum smacks me.”
“Is there any necessary connection?”
“There is too, isn’t there? Like when I breathed and scared Iron Egg into falling.”
“Condolences.”
“I used to think it was because my mum beat me after she got divorced and brought me up on her own and life was too depressing. But after she got together with moncler outlet online, she had a sunny spring day and still beat me. I realised that, as it turns out, she just has the heart of a warrior woman.”
“What? Did the white crane light up?”
“No, Bright is also a fat pig’s foot, she said that no trick is better than a trick, and the only martial art under the sun is fast. Especially after watching Kung Fu, she even forced me to use my fingers to pinch the spotted bamboo strips she drew over me, saying she was giving me a chance.”
“A chance? You want it?”
“Heh …… I sprinkled her eyes with sweet potato flour and told her that concealed weapons are the dicks.”
“It’s a miracle you didn’t die, no offence really. If you had died, you might have been able to make a heritage claim.”
“Also you can’t buy lime in the city ……”
“Is it bad to be alive?”
“Being a person should have the spirit of resistance and not bow to the evil forces …… unless it hurts too much.”
“Act well, and try to mix in this show for a few more periods.”
“Don’t worry about it, brother. My motivation is stronger than all the other contestants, so how can I lose to them?”
“Very well! Come and act it out once.”
“Hmm!”
Liu Xiaohua started to perform, and Li Tiezhu guided.
But the show didn’t give them footage and cut it after the two of them finished their dialogue.
In fact, according to the rules of the show, Dong Dapeng could have cut it when he left, and the rehearsal footage for each group of contestants was only about a minute, but this group was given five minutes.
Because, it’s a pity to cut it!
As expected, when this segment was on the show, the pop-ups went crazy:
“I f*cking suspect I’m watching Cheerful Comedian!”
“Serious Brother has never been on Comedian, but every show he’s been on has been Comedian ……”
“Little Flower is also too stiff, isn’t she?”
“I run a lime factory, report your address and I’ll pull a load for you.”
“Liu Xiaohua – the miracle of being alive.”
“Little Flower is so miserable, actually being domestically abused for so many years, doesn’t Tie Zhu care?”
“As you can see, Little Flower, who wouldn’t be beaten up?”
“She’s a great one.”
“If she sang at home, her mum would beat her to death.”
“I want to beat her up even when I watch a programme!”
“Everyone in Li Tiezhu’s family is talented.”
“The effect of the programme is good, but I’m afraid she’ll ruin ‘Family of Thieves’.”
“Don’t think about it, it will definitely be played as a comedy.”
“One Liu Xiaohua, one Li Tiezhu, could it possibly be a proper drama?”
“Comedy is also a great test of acting skills.”
One afternoon of rehearsal time was actually not enough at all, but this was the rule of the game, and everyone had to obey.
Liu Xiaohua was also an oddball, unable to remember words, unable to memorise history, but on the other hand, she was quite good at remembering lines. Moreover, the state of her acting, let Li Tiezhu are stunned, this goods or my brainwashed sister? Is it also awakened system?
Because Liu Xiaohua acted too well, Li Tiezhu had to give her another change in the lines, adding changes in rhythm, as well as the most special way of handling the camera.
In the evening, after eating a boxed lunch, the competition started.
Because of the large number of contestants involved in this programme, the forty contestants were divided into two competitions, and each competition would be edited into two issues. Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua participated in the second competition, and the programme order draw was also drawn to the penultimate third of the ten groups of contestants.
A match basically lasts for about three hours, because the stage is set up in real life and it takes a lot of time to change the stage.
The first group match had already started, Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua were still in their own rehearsal room for the final contact, and then they were forced by the staff to be sent to the rest area to watch the match with the other contestants.
However, something went wrong as soon as the match started.
In the first group, He Xi Chang and Zhang Linlin’s performance of “The Magic Road” together was collectively spat out by the four mentors, which was nothing to write home about, after all, the performance was really lousy.
When it came to voting, the three directors chose Zhang Linlin, while Guo Siwei chose He Xi Chang.
Mr Li Chenggong gave Guo Siwei a weird look.
Then, after Guo Siwei forced a few words, something even more amazing happened, he showed his S card!
Li Tiezhu was stunned, ”Crap! I really f*cking admire Teacher Guo, he’s still sticking to his post even though he’s blind.”