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“Crouch Crouch Crouch!”
“Nay, the old man is uneducated, one line of crouch walks the world.”
“That’s f*cking divine!”
“This maggot permed his head ……”
“I f*cking chicken all laugh off, hahaha …… don’t.”
“Not a family does not enter a door ah! Liu Xiaohua this tyre God broad to oh!”
“Guo Siwei lifetime shame!”
“Said too right, maggot perm a head pretend caterpillar.”
“Xiao Si is going crazy!”
“Cowhide!”
“Powdered and powdered, itchy girl is so dope!”
“Isn’t Little Flower afraid of being targeted on the show? It’s so unforgiving, isn’t it?”
“It can be cut into the main film, don’t you think?”
“What are you afraid of? If she’s targeted and cries, there’s Master Star to coax her.”
“This is the most enjoyable variety show I’ve ever seen!”
The backstage actors were amazed, we are used to tearing and cursing in the circle, but still admire Li Tiezhu’s dislike, think that “I’m convinced” is the peak of dislike, did not think that there is even more bullish.
The maggot is hot!
After bursting into laughter, Meng Zoe ruffled her big wavy hair, revealing a weird expression: “Li Tiezhu’s damn charisma! He’s the kind of man whose whole body is filled with the scent of meat ……”
The men and women next to her looked down at her in shock, while she was undaunted and licked her lips.
Due to the backstage actors’ ridicule being so rampant and verbally pugnacious, the programme team didn’t even dare to cut their footage into the main film, especially Meng Zoe’s pose of wanting to eat someone, it was just too licentious.
Later, according to a cameraman who did not want to disclose the size of the film, I got hard on the spot.
It wasn’t until the three actors started to exit the stage that Guo Siwei reacted from the sound of the audience bursting into laughter behind him and the odd looks from the other three tutors, that guy cursed?
He was so angry that he trembled, but he couldn’t openly curse back, or else he would be sitting on his own as a maggot.
Guo Siwei said in a cold voice: ”Since I was a child, my mother has taught me the truth of being a human being, to be a human being should have character, the character of taste, the character of character. This joke of yours is very tasteless.”
This was his last stubbornness.
But this kind of painless and unoriginal counterattack, useless, because it has been “this maggot hot head” one strike.
By this time, Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiezhu, who was carrying a big bag, had already left the stage, and there was no microphone. Hearing Guo Xiaosi still pushing, Liu Xiaohua was not convinced and turned towards the stage:
“Mother of the day! That son of a bitch is still not convinced?”
In the blink of an eye, her big round glowing brain had already drilled out from the channel.
The staff was startled, something is going to happen!
Luckily, Li Tiezhu was quick on his feet and pulled her big braid.
Liu Xiaohua was like a wailing halibut: “Ah ah, it hurts ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay, go go go.”
He knew that Liu Xiaohua had just said that joke to get back at Guo Siwei, because from the time Guo Siwei started disliking Li Tiezhu, Liu Xiaohua had been grinding her teeth and cackling on the side. This niece is a clueless guy, so Li Tiezhu just grabbed the answer first, so as not to let Liu Xiaohua give the audience a reputation of disrespecting the director.
But who knows, instead of surrendering, Guo Siwei dared to launch a counterattack.
Liu Xiaohua’s violent temper, of course, could not endure.
Being dragged by Li Tiezhu to the backstage, Liu Xiaohua also fierce eyes, towards the direction of the stage loudly cursed: “Happi! It’s not your mother who taught you to be a human being, it’s me, Liu Xiaohua!”
“Pfft ……”
The accompanying staff erupted with laughter, this chick is so energetic.
Someone backstage filmed this scene and secretly uploaded it online.
In the first few days, people didn’t feel anything, only thinking that Liu Xiaohua had quarrelled with someone on the show. But when the programme aired, after Guo Siwei’s line about his mother teaching him how to be a man, it was interesting to watch again.
Two weeks later, the programme aired, triggering a big shock in the entertainment industry and the entire network. Guo Xiaosi was directly f*cked out of self-consciousness, and I heard that a violent conflict erupted with the programme team, but he didn’t dare to break the contract, so he could only hold his nose and continue to participate in the programme.
The impact of the big shock is many, the most direct is to dominate the entire top few hot searches.
“This maggot is hot!”
“Li Tiezhu: I’m convinced.”
“Serious Brother dislikes Guo Xiaosi’s plagiarism.”
“Li Tiezhu ‘violently beat’ Guo Siwei.”
“‘Actor in Place’ big accident!”
“Itchy Girl’s acting skills sealed the deal.”
“A director who can’t read theatre?”
And then, the internet began to frantically spoof Guo Siwei.
The most outrageous was an emoticon picture of a group of maggots with the shortest one permed, holding a bottle of Jie Er Yin, with the words, “Are you convinced?”Another maggot said, “Can I get an S-card if I take this bottle?”
Since then, the online group mocking Guo Siwei has possessed three famous phrases.
“I’m convinced!”
“This maggot is hot.”
“It’s not your mother who taught you to be a man, it’s me, Liu Xiaohua!”
The last sentence in particular was an arrow through the heart.
It wasn’t long before such a scene appeared on the stage of the unwillingly lonely Yundeshe.
Guo Gangde gave Yu Qian a brain teaser: “Question, there’s a caterpillar that has to say it’s not a caterpillar, why is that?”
Yu Qian: “Because it’s perverted?”
“You’re the pervert!”
“I’m talking about biological perversion, a caterpillar that perverts into a butterfly is not a caterpillar!”
“No, that’s not the answer.”
“Then it is?”
Guo Degang seemed to smile and looked at the stage.
The audience collectively shouted, “Because …… this maggot got a perm!”
“Surname Guo! You big man!”
Yu Qian copied his shoes and pounced on Guo Gangde and fought, the audience on stage roared.
After the fight, Yu Qian put on his shoes and said, “Damn! Why do you all surnamed Guo owe so much!”
Guo Gangde covered his face, “You can dislike those surnamed Guo, but please allow those surnamed Guo to exist! Okay? We have S-cards!”
In the face of the public opinion ridicule raging from all sides, Guo Xiaosi posted miserably on Weibo, saying:
“I’ve finally seen the power of internet violence! The one who has no one in his sight and is full of sh*t is the maggot! I’ve been having insomnia for a few days now, and I’ve always been a good sleeper! Do you really want me to die so you can be happy?”
Song Zhu’er hemmed and hawed back, “Don’t brag. You slept well as a child? Then how come you didn’t grow? Was it because Hashimoto Daihui stepped on you short? @KuoSiwei @HashimotoDaihuiHASHIMOTO-Daiki”
Even Hashimoto Daiki, an international friend who was gradually whitewashed by Junior, was very puzzled and tweeted, “Slamma Shibari, Guo Sang! It turns out that my feet didn’t land on Mars. Yossi ~”
Then there was another period of verbal abuse, their respective fans and water army have come down, it was called a pandemonium.
……
Of course, these are all afterthoughts, Liu Xiaohua, who finished the competition and successfully advanced, checked into one of the hotels where the contestants stayed under the arrangement of the staff.
Li Tiezhu is not qualified, besides, he has to go back to return the car to Leng Ba, by the way, drive the car.
Guo Siwei found the director and producer of the programme as soon as the programme ended, and asked them to be “fair and impartial” when they cut the film, and not to cut the footage against him for the sake of the gimmick.
He was told that Li Tiezhu was Penguin’s number one, so of course we had to give him the best editing treatment.
Guo Siwei lowered his demands and told to take out the plagiarism and maggot perm.
The programme team actually didn’t want to offend anyone, so they agreed.
Guo Siwei added that he didn’t want Liu Xiaohua to advance to the next round.
This makes it very difficult for the programme team, Li Tiezhu’s face are not given? That was his own first brother! However, the mentor seemed to be important as well. What to do?
Just at this time, a message came from the staff:
Star Chow himself drove a pickup truck, dragged a large car of things to the hotel where the actors stayed, and moved one by one to Liu Xiaohua’s room, simply …… moved half a villa!
Guo Siwei on the spot is absent, Li Tiezhu he can not afford to mess with, this even more can not afford to mess with.
The programme group also does not with Guo Xiaosi false snake, the director and supervisor directly swooped to the hotel, Zhou Xingxing’s status has no say, more importantly, if he can pull him to the finals to do the special director, then it will make a lot of money.
Originally, at the beginning of the enquiry, Star Chow decisively refused, but now he is so concerned about Liu Xiaohua, it seems, there is another opportunity ah!
When the director and producer came to Liu Xiaohua’s room in the hotel, they were dumbstruck.
Liu Xiaohua’s original ordinary room had been replaced with a suite by Star Chow himself, a two bedroom kind of thing, with the master bedroom as a bedroom and the second bedroom as a study.
The living room is furnished with potted plants, swings, refrigerators, snack shelves, yoga mats, treadmills, induction cookers and mandarin duck pans.
In the study are computers, game consoles, projectors, Barbie dolls and so on.
The master bedroom …… Star Chow does not allow others to go in to see, and he himself does not step inside, only Li Tiezhu can go in.
And there are a lot of people on the scene, in addition to the attentive Star Chow, the impatient Liu Xiaohua and the capricious Li Tiezhu, there are also Zhang Linlin, He Xichang and other male actors who help move things, in addition, there is also Zhao Yanzi, who has cooperated with Master Star, as well as Er Xiaobao, who is also a giant of the Heung Yee Kuk.
Of course, there was also Guo Xiaosi who came along.
Zhao Yanzi laughed, ”Master Star, you’re too good to your daughter, aren’t you? Aren’t you afraid of spoiling her?”
Er Xiaobao shook his head slightly, his relationship with Star Chow was average, but he was convinced by this person’s talent, and, although he wasn’t considered a good person, he didn’t play dirty.
Star Chow said, “She is not my daughter, and I am not her father. She’s afraid of her father, you guys don’t talk nonsense in front of her.”
Zhao Yanzi was a bit embarrassed.
Star Chow explained, “Actually, the director’s team showed me the scene that Little Flower acted in today in the first place, and I was especially heartbroken when I watched it. You all don’t understand, she looks like she’s smiling all day long, making people laugh everywhere, but she’s actually very bitter. When she was very young, she and her mum were abused by her dad and often beaten all over. She told her mum to let her go away, as far away as possible, so that the man couldn’t beat her if he couldn’t find her. And, Little Flower said that she would go to her mum when she grew up, when Little Flower was only five years old. Otherwise, why do you think she acted so well tonight? That Zhao Chunyan and the little girl, she has experienced …… both.”
At once, the people around were quiet.
Li Tiezhu nodded his head next to him, he knows all of this, so he also knows that the sister is not easy, silly is silly sculpted a little, but quite heartbreaking.
Liu Xiaohua was a bit shy and kicked Star Chow, “Old Chow!”
Star Chow ignored and continued, “Fortunately, her mother loved her very much and took her away in the end. Although she also beats her now, it’s actually all superficial wounds because she’s too naughty. But then, the naughty child is the only one who has success, you like Li Tiezhu this kind of stupid, what’s the use?”
Crowd: “Erm ……”
Star Chow finally said, “As for Little Flower, she’s going to be staying at this show for twenty or so days, so I’ll just casually help her bring some things for her anyway. However, you guys don’t bully her in the show, I’m coming to the final as well. I’ll cover Liu Xiaohua!”
Everyone looked towards Guo Xiaosi in the corner, who was covered to the point where only a measure of hair remained.
Obviously, Guo Xiaosi had wimped out, and could only hold in even the biggest grudge.
This is really – it’s not your mother who taught you to be a human being, it’s me, Liu Xiaohua!
If you have the ability to come just me ah!
The director and producer looked at each other and nodded in unison, instantly tearing up the “verbal agreement” with Guo Xiaosi, and cutting what should not be cut, all cut out!