When Jin Wu, the squad leader, came up to prod again, he realised that Du Haibo was bowing his round body to put on his shoes by the public bathroom sink.
“What are you doing? Du Haibo, hurry up, you’re already a few minutes late.”
“I, I …… brushed my shoes.”
“What time is it? Still brushing your shoes?”
“Oh, here it comes.”
Du Haibo stomped on Li Tiezhu’s shoes and followed Jin Wu and ran downstairs, huffing and puffing towards the meeting place.
He didn’t dare to make a noise at all, because when he hid Li Tiezhu’s shoes, the fixed camera in the dormitory was able to capture it, and once it became a big deal, a slight check would tell him that he hid Li Tiezhu’s shoes.
Therefore, the current Du Haibo is dumb.
He is now weak as a horse, only hope that Li Tiezhu just wear away his shoes is a momentary panic, never, never …… don’t know that I hid his shoes ……
But the audience saw differently, they only saw Du Haibo like a fat and moist piggy worm, squirming down from the bed, and also brought the bed quilt to the ground, and at this time, Li Tiezhu had already hurriedly and sharply run out of the dormitory.
Then, Du Haibo, like a big meatball, rolled around on the floor looking for shoes, so stupid that a horse is still slow, while the others have already left the dormitory.
In the end, class president Jin Wu had no choice but to find this guy in the bathroom, but Du Haibo was shining his shoes?
Shoeshine?
In the middle of the night on an emergency mission, you’re going to shine your shoes?
The pop-up screen was full of curses:
“This guy is really fucking disgusting …….”
“I saw it, he didn’t even take off his clothes when he slept, he obviously knows there’s an emergency rally tonight.”
“That’s right, no one else knows about it, it’s still not a relationship?”
“Nima, can’t even find his shoes, still a soldier ……”
“Too damn fat.”
“My family’s pigs aren’t even this stupid.”
“Emergency assembly to brush shoes?”
“Subverting three views!”
“If it wasn’t for the recording of the programme, this kind of person would have been kicked out of the army a long time ago.”
“Li Tiezhu is the first, no worse than those real recruits.”
“Originally a good programme, hey!”
“It’s really a rat shit that spoiled a pot of soup.”
“Honestly, apart from Du Haibo, everyone else is pretty good, including Yuan Heng.”
“The army likes pricks, but hates lazy pigs the most.”
Emergency assembly Li Tiezhu ran fast, arriving at about the same time as the earliest recruits from the other four classes, standing in formation.
At that time, there were only ten or so recruits arriving besides the instructor.
The instructor looked deeply at Li Tiezhu and shook his head slightly, this is a good billet to be a soldier, if he didn’t live with those guys, he would have been the first to arrive.
Li Tiezhu asked in a low voice: “Instructor, are you feeling better?”
Instructor: “Shut up! Go back and stand still.”
“Oh.”
Li Tiezhu had to stand straight, think about the instructor is really not easy, high fever does not return to play emergency assembly, this is the sons and daughters of the army.
Then, Liu Yuan and Yuan Heng followed the last batch of recruits to arrive, while Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng two veterans are really old, lagging behind by two minutes.
Jin Wu and Du Haibo, even more so, ran over slowly only three or four minutes after everyone had assembled, because, instead of running, Du Haibo was more like squirming.
“Run faster!”
The instructor let out a bellow, although his voice was hoarse, it was full of energy, scaring the soldiers behind him with a jolt.
“Look to the right and forward.”
“Speak up.”
The instructor’s face was very ugly, not because he was sick, but angry.
The recruits had apprehensive expressions.
Instructor: “During just now, during your emergency assembly, first class, the slowest!”
The so-called first class refers to the collective of six artists, less than ten people, but still divided into a separate class.
Du Haibo was already on the verge of running to his death, gasping for air like a dead fish.
Yuan Heng rolled his eyes covertly, however, this time it was not to the instructor, but to Du Haibo beside him.
Instructor: ”What kind of consequences will your dragging speed like this have when it comes to fighting? Li Tiezhu, tell us about it.”
Li Tiezhu stood upright: “Report! It will cause …… incalculable consequences, perhaps, before we have finished assembling, the entire camp has already been flattened by artillery shells and missiles, and all of us will all be sacrificed without any chance to fight back.”
Du Haibo snorted coldly with a disdainful expression.
Instructor: “It’s good to know! Every soldier remember it clearly for me. Below, we will conduct a nighttime five kilometre run, ten laps along the playground.”
Du Haibo had been completely dumbfounded, run you sister ah, I just ran to my death. Shit! This section can’t be recorded.
Yuan Heng swallowed his saliva, still letting people live?
Li Tiezhu face seems calm but the corners of the mouth twitching, so happy, did not think there is such a good thing! I am worried about the morning embarrassed to run for fear of disturbing the training of new recruits, the result is arranged a night five kilometres, the instructor is really a good person.
Ah ah ah ah! So happy.
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu!”
“Here!”
Li Tiezhu stood at attention.
“Are you happy?”
“Report, very happy.”
“Happy about what?”
“Happy to be able to run five kilometres, I feel that the intensity of our training during the day is too weak, my heart is not solid. If we can make up the five kilometres, it will be complete, and we can sleep well at night.”
“Erm ……”
The instructor was confused, this one was so rigid? Is it a provocation? Where can I put my old face?
The instructor said angrily, “You like to run?”
Li Tiezhu: “I like it.”
“Good! You’ll run five kilometres every night from now on.”
“Thank you instructor!”
The recruits couldn’t help but laugh in low voices.
The instructor was speechless, he didn’t expect to meet a rash person, but it’s right, isn’t Li Tiezhu an item so stupid? After thinking it through, the instructor was not angry, Li Tiezhu really wanted to run, not to contradict him.
Du Haibo coldly smiled, let you pretend to be a pussy, this time to be targeted, right? The!
Li Tiezhu said again, “Report!”
The instructor impatiently said: “Speak.”
Li Tiezhu: “Can I apply to run five kilometres in the morning and five kilometres in the evening? It will never disturb the training of the new recruits.”
“Why?”
“The body is the principal of the grunt life! Moreover, what our army is best at is the tactic of penetrating behind enemy lines, although it’s now a fully mechanised war, but under special terrain and posture, penetrating behind enemy lines is still likely to rely on manpower.”
“Not bad!”
“That’s why I’d like to have morning and evening workout runs.”
Instructor: “Err …… can. Those who like to run can join him.”
The others had a look of refusal, we don’t like running.
Apart from the six artists, the other four classes were all real recruits, and a lot of them were also fans of Li Tiezhu, but so what? Ten kilometres a day is also deadly ah, star chasing should be sensible.
Pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu really thinks of himself as a new recruit?”
“He was already running every day.”
“Serious brother is not running cool uncomfortable Skee.”
“Everyone else’s face is black, haha.”
“Liu Yuan blankly glanced at Li Tiezhu, it’s too damn cola.”
“Du Haibo has been deflated ……”
“Be reasonable, the sixty year old Zhang Yi Feng is better than Du Haibo.”
Next, the five kilometre run began.
At first, everyone kept the overall formation, but the speed was getting slower and slower, the instructor couldn’t stand it anymore and ordered to dissolve the formation and sprint, the soldiers were in chaos, and then, the advantages and disadvantages of the speed and physical strength immediately appeared.
Li Tiezhu, together with a few strong recruits, ran at the forefront of the team, and …… was still chatting.
“Serious brother, you really haven’t been a soldier before?”
“I thought you were a veteran, that’s why I came to be a soldier.”
“Soldier’s Assault made my blood boil ……”
“My dad sent me to be a soldier after watching Soldier’s Assault ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Actually, I envy you guys, this troop that trains you is awesome, practice hard, if you can get into this troop, you’ll have a chance to be the King of Soldiers ……”
Li Tiezhu has a big reputation and many fans, mainly because his age is not similar to the recruits, he is very chatty.
Unconsciously, Li Tiezhu and the others overtook the slowest Du Haibo for a lap, laughing and joking, so happy.
Du Haibo ran slower than walking with his waist crossed, and Jin Wu, the class leader, stayed with him to cheer him up.
As for Yuan Heng, because of his stomach discomfort, he had already gone to the side to rest and didn’t need to run.
The instructor asked, “Sit and rest for a while if you’re not feeling well.”
Yuan Heng: “I’ll stand for a while, I’ll run again when I feel better.”
Instructor: “Can you run? Don’t try to be brave.”
Yuan Heng: “You said it, I am a man.”
Instructor: “……”
On the other half, Du Haibo was already about to run and vomit: “I …… can’t run anymore ……”
Jin Wu: “Come on, let’s run slowly, we will always finish.”
Du Haibo: “I can’t stand it, I’ll run a few laps less, you guys when I’m done …… on, on the line …….”
Jin Wu: “No.”
Du Haibo: “I give you money! And …… also, when you retire …… I give you the doorway …… to make money ……”
Jin Wu: “I’m a son of a soldier! I am your squad leader and must be responsible for you! Cheer up, you can do it.”
“Pretend hair ah pretend …… ni mum.”
“Don’t curse.”
Du Haibo did not run, forked his waist and walked two steps: “No …… no …… Laozi did not run, love what …… what…… Laozi TV station recording programme, cut …… cut a few shots is just ……”
“Du Haibo!”
“Roll! Run away by yourself ……”
As long as the editing is in place, who knows he didn’t run?
By coincidence, Li Tiezhu overtook Du Haibo twice and was approaching Du Haibo from behind, and several of the surrounding recruits also heard what he said to the squad leader, and their expressions were huffy.
Li Tiezhu said, “Bo can’t run anymore, we are all his comrades, how can we sit back and do nothing? We have to help him!”
The recruits were surprised, that bastard cursed and helped him?
Li Tiezhu ran up and set up Du Haibo’s left arm, saying, “Don’t abandon or give up! We’ll help you!”
A stirring recruit hurriedly held his right arm, “Don’t abandon or give up!”
Then, the two men tacitly accelerated and drove Du Haibo forward.
Du Haibo’s legs were like lead but he didn’t have the strength to struggle, he could only let the two of it hold him up and sprint, the pain was so unbearable that he didn’t even have a sharp weapon to curse.
“Bo! Is it fast or not? Happy?”
“Nima …… drink drink drink ……”
“Don’t give up and don’t give up!”
“Don’t give up, don’t give up!”
Running half a lap, the back of the recruits also caught up, replaced Li Tiezhu with another recruit, once again racked Du Haibo fierce sprint, this foremost recruits are running the most fierce, physical strength thieves.
Du Haibo is about to foam at the mouth, want to die.
The two new recruits were so high that they shouted, “Don’t give up! Don’t give up!”
These words, the recruits on the whole playground, all shouted their blood surging, rushed up, followed by shouting the slogan of Steel 7 Company, and lined up ready to help Comrade Du Haibo.
What’s five kilometres?
If we want to help Comrade Du Haibo surpass himself, seven kilometres will do.