The others all looked suspiciously at Wu Litao, this bastard definitely slept out of his mind, otherwise, how could he think that Li Tiezhu had lost? He was not so bad as to desert the class!
Wuli Tao, however, is very sure that he did not fall asleep, he felt that he was just confused for a moment, saw Li Tiezhu spinning, and then saw Li Tiezhu lost.
Isn’t that right?
Huh? Winning four out of five?
What exactly did I miss?
So strange yo.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but ask, “Brother Tao? Did you go stealing cows last night? The dark circles under your eyes are heavier than yesterday.”
Wu Li Tao: “Master, you can just call me Little Handsome Brother. I didn’t steal cows last night, I went to fight dogs.”
Li Tiezhu ignored him, this guy is full of words, there is not a word of truth.
Obviously, when fighting with people, Li Tiezhu saw Wu Litao lying on Liu Yuan’s shoulder to sleep, but also do not admit.
The boy is just skinny, not as honest as Feiyue.
The new class won the game and was rewarded with a pack of compressed biscuits, which the exhausted ones ate separately.
After the game, the soldiers sat around and rested.
The artists were exhausted, although they acted hard, but they were really no match for the real soldiers in terms of physical strength, although the old and weak among the disabled had quit, but the old and weak were still there. So, they sat on the ground and didn’t want to get up, stupidly watching the other classes perform their programmes.
After a soldier performed a piece of martial arts, the soldiers started chanting again:
“Li Tiezhu come one!”
“Xu Sanduo come one!”
Li Tiezhu wasn’t tired, he just saw a certain scene in the distance and came to elegance, and didn’t want to perform, saying:
“I won’t perform, I’ve performed just now when I snapped the basin, so let my disciple show you all, I’ll make an offering! Brother Tao!”
“Suck it up! Huh? What?”
“Wake up.”
“I’m not asleep, just …… closing my eyes and thinking about the meaning of life.”
Wu Litao rubbed his eyes and stood up, causing the surrounding area to burst into laughter.
Li Tiezhu: “Did you hear what everyone shouted just now?”
Dock Litao: “I heard them, saying I’m handsome.”
“Phew~”
“Hahahahaha ……”
Sleeping solid hammer.
Li Tiezhu said, “Everyone has heard that you have been practicing martial arts since you were a child, so let you perform a section for everyone. Go on!”
Wu Li Tao skimmed his lips, “Hey! What am I talking about, don’t you just want to see my handsome kung fu? It’s no big deal!”
Saying that, he took off his steel helmet and threw it to Liu Yuan, rushed onto the field and did three backflips, followed by a carp punch, and then hit a gorgeous set of long fist routines with style.
Li Tiezhu looked at two eyes, indeed than their own moves to look a lot better, is not practical, belongs to the performance category of flowery.
Then, he asked the instructor for instructions and went to the distant barracks – the cooking class – with his hands behind his back.
“Xu Sanduo! Skulking around?”
“I’ve come to study.”
“Taste how about this mapo tofu.”
“Sucking, mmm! Authentic!”
“Let’s see if this braised pork tastes good.”
“Damn! You’re stir-frying sugar colours in the middle of nowhere?”
“That’s a must! A cook who doesn’t know how to stir-fry is not a qualified soldier.”
“Bull!”
“You’re welcome, give us some pointers.”
“I don’t dare! The potatoes with beef brisket is good, with tomatoes, professional!”
Not long after, Li Tiezhu nibbled on an apple, an old cousin of the cooking class stuffed it to him. This is normal, soldiers working in the army cooking class, from time to time to test whether the food is fresh or not, this is very reasonable, today to Li Tiezhu on behalf of the work.
“Well, this apple is sweet!”
“Sweet, right? Come over if you want to eat later, but don’t bring a cameraman next time.”
“Thanks old cousin.”
“You’re welcome, we’re all family. By the way, do you know how to fry cabbage in vinegar? You are so good at cooking, surely you can.”
“Slightly will slightly will ……”
Li Tiezhu was soon tied up with an apron by the soldiers, and stuffed him with a huge spatula, not unfamiliar at all, Li Tiezhu instantly entered the state:
“Large fire, hot pan and cold oil ……”
Then, Li Tiezhu began a cooking show, the surrounding cooking soldiers applauded and applauded, although it was just frying a large pot of vegetables, but the programme team’s cameraman froze and filmed the “Tongue on the tip of the Chinese” vestigial sense.
A company of more than a hundred people, every day at noon meals are four dishes and a soup, two meat and two vegetarian, plus a fruit.
Even during field exercises, as long as the conditions allow, the cooking class will make hot dishes and hot meals, rather than letting the soldiers nibble on compressed biscuits at mealtime, which is the fine tradition of the Chinese army.
Cauldron dishes belong to the basic skills for Li Tiezhu, he started to contact cooking from the cauldron dishes, this is not difficult to defeat him at all.
Pop-up screen:
“Li Tiezhu talent show moment.”
“Martial arts performances and whatnot are too outdated, Serious Brother’s backhand is a pot of vinegared cabbage!”
“If he was in the army, he would probably be either in the reconnaissance company or the cooking class.”
“Cooking class? How much do you look down on Tie Zhu?”
“Wrong! It’s looking down on him.”
“You think it’s that easy to get into the cooking class?”
“Those who can get into the cooking class are veterans with excellent military skills and physical fitness, and they also know how to fry sugar colours.”
“Can you steal apples in the cooking class?”
“No! That’s called testing whether the ingredients are fresh or not.”
“I remember when I used to be in the army, I watched the cooking class coming back from grocery shopping nibbling on an apple alone every morning and cried with envy.”
The tomato beef brisket was still simmering, and there were still more than ten minutes before dinner was served.
Li Tiezhu made a pot of food, slipped back and prepared to line up for the meal, the rules should still be there, after all, he has been treated favourably by this troop.
Everyone could see that this troop was quite hard on other artists, but was very friendly to Li Tiezhu, perhaps because Li Tiezhu had composed “Chasing Dreams and Red Heart” and “That Year, That Rabbit, Those Things” for their troop.
When he came back, the instructor was performing a magic trick, pulling down a horse, and the soldiers were laughing madly.
Wu Litao had his left arm around Yuan Heng and his right arm around Liu Yuan, and fell asleep again.
Li Tiezhu walked over and whispered, “Brother Tao! Get up and pee.”
Wuli Tao shivered and opened his eyes, “I’m not asleep!”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Liu Yuan snickered, he had just seen Dock Litao drooling, the bastard had at least slept for more than ten minutes, of course, Liu Yuan didn’t watch the show much seriously, he was playing with his mobile phone.
Mobile phones could be used while in the army, except for foreign brands and during the Recruit Company.
However, you can’t use it when you’re on a mission, and this time, the pullout, it’s not too classified, at least it’s not so tightly regulated for the artists, so you can use it during the time period when you’re not being filmed.
Liu Yuan took his mobile phone and showed it to Wu Litao, “Is this really what you sent? It’s not a small number?”
Wuli Tao scanned it, “Yeah! I don’t have a trumpet.”
Liu Yuan looked adoring, “I’m going to go you’re also too rigid, right? You didn’t sleep at three o’clock in the middle of the night last night and you posted a Facebook cursing? How do you think?”
Wu Litao: “I couldn’t stand looking at it so I cursed.”
Li Tiezhu was curious: “Cursing is not a good habit, Brother Tao, pay attention to restraint in the future.”
Liu Yuan handed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu glanced at it and said to Wu Litao, “Cursing is good! Keep it up next time.”
Dock Litao tossed his long hair and smiled evilly, “Thank you master! I call this Ancestral True Man, learnt it from you, Master.”
On the screen of the mobile phone was the latest content of Dock Litao’s Facebook account:
“Why are you asking about China?you-MTF?Yourself two-bit you still mention China, really-fark-you up, SB!@Trump”
It turns out that yesterday, the Chancellor of the Rice State was asked by a reporter about black life and nobility and racism, and the Chancellor got angry and screamed for the reporter to ask about China, and that their Western Frontier and New Tibet were even worse.
Thus, there was this DISS by Dockley Towers on the extranet, and directly @ the Chancellor of Rice, of course, the Chancellor did not reply.
This paragraph of Chinese and English combined content, literate and justified.
Li Tiezhu then understood, the original dock Litao said last night went to fight the dog, is not a blind a few said, but a real thing.
On Facebook, many Chinese users scolded Docking Litao, saying that he has no quality, foul language, pull down the cultural standard of the people of China, etc., and some people advised him to stop brushing the mobile phone and go to sleep, the circles under his eyes are dark enough …… (true story).
Dock Litao and dissenters scolding until 4:00 in the morning, which is …… the time of the emergency assembly.
It is also convinced!
Li Tiezhu wanted to say, you are a fucking soldier, you don t sleep at night to hammer the Rice Chancellor, should I praise you or praise you?
In the end, Li Tiezhu said: “Night or go to bed early, wasting time to scold prostitutes is a cousin what is the point? They are originally ah, whether you curse them or not.”
WU LITAO: “But master, I heard others say that people who sleep less are smart, and people who sleep too much are slow.”
Li Tiezhu: “Who told you that? Don’t contact this person in the future.”
Wu Litao: “Ah? Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “He thinks you’re an idiot.”
Dock Litao: “But Little Piggy said that time is like water in a sponge ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t get in touch.”
This segment was of course not recorded into the programme, but many viewers still knew about it. Because, long before the show aired, Dock Litao and Li Tiezhu were on the first place of the hot search because they scolded the Rice Chancellor.
The name of the hot search at that time was, “Li Tiezhu Wu Litao insulted the Chancellor.”
Why was Li Tiezhu also involved?
Because, in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu heard that Wu Litao’s agent asked him to delete the post and apologise, Wu Litao fired the agent, and hardened himself against the online abuse.
Li Tiezhu decided to give his disciple a hand, so he retweeted a screenshot of Docking Litao’s speech with a jittery voice, with the caption, “Let me introduce to you all, this is my new disciple, good-looking and well-spoken. @Trump.”
The domestic version of the international version of Shake Shack, released at the same time.
So, the incident was a big deal, instantly on the hot search, attracting a lot of abuse, at the same time, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao’s fans are incredibly powerful, and the ten-day long scolding war began.
This did not affect Li Tiezhu and Dock Litao, except for meals and rest time, mobile phones were taken away, out of sight, out of mind.
The most tawdry thing is that before the mobile phones were taken away, Dock Litao once again issued a fighting text on Facebook:
“He has white circles under his eyes, I have black circles under my eyes, and I was born not to deal with it! What? Hit me, you idiot!”
That’s a great reason!
When the programme was shown to the soldiers eating, Wuli Tao dozed off while eating, once again drawing criticism from the viewers’ pop-ups:
“Sleeping while eating?”
“Dozing off the whole day, don’t be a soldier!”
“This kind of person deserves to be a soldier?”
“Death to fresh meat! Disgusting!”
“Didn’t sleep at night?”
“How could Li Tiezhu be on good terms with this kind of person?”
“The road turns black!”
“Come on! Do you know what he did last night? He just spewed!”
“He scolded Special Reliable last night until the emergency assembly at 4am.”
“Crap! Really?”
“It’s on the hot search. Is there no internet in the village?”
“I don’t want modesty, black to pink!”
“If it’s true, it’s not bad ……”
“Li Tiezhu’s vision of accepting disciples is simply outstanding!”