Soak feet this thing is in the army developed habits, because the training day down, do not soak feet simply can not stand, with the gas bomb, but also a variety of flavours of the damn.
The squad leader ordered everyone must soak their feet for twenty minutes every night, otherwise they are not allowed to go to bed, in which Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao the most stinky, was the focus of care, but also added vinegar soak their feet.
As for the matter of smelly feet, Li Tiezhu insisted that it is not his own pot, he felt that it was infected by others, Wu Litao disobeyed, he firmly denied that he infected the master.
But the problem was, Li Tiezhu didn’t even think of him on his head, he always thought that it should have been infected by not having a certain one when he was in the East China Sea.
“Master, I want to eat your cooking, Yi Xing said that your cooking is better than Huang San Shi.”
Wulitao, who was lying on the bed looking in the mirror, suddenly sighed with emotion.
The guest house was a room for two people, so naturally, Wu Litao stayed with his master.
After more than ten days of hammering in the army, the inch-haired Dock Litao has also tanned a bit, but is still as stinky as ever.
Li Tiezhu was packing his bags, “Are you going to The Mushroom House with me?”
Wu Litao shook his head, “No, I’ll sleep here for the next three days.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re afraid you’re not here to curse with the netizens, right? It hurts to be idle.”
“I don’t curse with them, I really sleep, I paid a lot of money to hire a lot of water army to help me curse, the firepower is fierce as a horse!”
“Money is good.”
“That is! Other people mix with the entertainment industry to make money and become famous, I’m different, I’m here to help the poor!”
“I’ll introduce Li Zhixuan to you, you two should get along.”
“Playing Wu Zhe, your roommate? Don’t like it, too effeminate.”
“He said the same thing about you!”
“Then he still has bad eyes. Me! A real man in showbiz! No one is as tough as me! Including you, Master.”
“That’s true, you’re just like a Ha Pai, you’re so reckless that you’ll explode.”
Wu Li Tao was praised by his master and was dejected.
This goods no one control, the agency is his own family opened, he is the boss, do whatever he wants to do.
He is extremely bad in the circle, the fan group is also their own money to raise, otherwise it would have run out. Resources are all dependent on money smashing, but he is not Wang Dashao kind of super-rich second generation, money ability is limited, on this show is that he looked for Xiangnan station smashing, did not smashing, but fortunately, some people quit.
After scolding the Chancellor on the hot search, and then get the master’s support, consecutive week to dominate the headlines, so that the dock Li Tao happy to fly.
It is said that reporters and paparazzi, are trying to do their best to interview Li Tiezhu and Dock Litao, but just can not find them personally, anxious round and round.
But where can Docking Litao stay idle?
After making such a big commotion, the tawdry one wanted to make a splash even more, so he played a jitterbug live broadcast.
“I am scolding Trump ah, I am right, is the Chinese people should scold him! What’s wrong with foul language? Do you think that the people of the MIC are civilised? All a bunch of bandits. If he’s in front of me, I’ll hit him with nunchucks! Beat his white eyes ……”
“I’m handsome in inches, right? I shaved it after losing a bet! The circles under my eyes aren’t black anymore, of course they aren’t black because my face is tanned, are you stupid?”
“Recently in the recording of a military programme, in the army training for half a month, with my stupid master together, I was the most outstanding performance, the company commander praised me.”
“Anti-tank infantry know? I am, specialising in tank fighting!”
“I took out two tanks on my own in military manoeuvres. Amazing, isn’t it? My master can’t, he has IQ problems, haha, he gets lost once he goes into battle ……”
“Why do you call him master? Because …… he is handsome.”
“Am I blind? I all think Li Tiezhu that naive look handsome, I can not blind? Hey hey hey …… he bathed to go, let’s whisper to scold him, he can’t hear.”
“Your master is behind you? Hm? Ahem …… Master is early in the evening, not resting yet? Eat snacks not? I’ll give you a takeaway …… order.”
Humble as a match, the fans in the live broadcast instantly pissed themselves laughing.
The sky is not afraid of the dock Litao, Li Tiezhu is still very convincing, because ……
can not be beaten.
There is a reason why Li Tiezhu is respected everywhere he goes.
This is not, tomorrow together to go to the mushroom house “peer” called: “Hello? Tie Zhu, I’m Yue Yupeng.”
“Yue, what’s wrong?”
“Isn’t this a phone call to order food? I’m asking for your opinion.”
“Order to death! Don’t you understand?”
“Don’t?”
“Brother Yue, why do you still feel sorry for them?”
“Brother this is heartache you, I reckon, when I get there again you do the dishes.”
“Er …… right roar, why did I forget this ……”
So, after some discussion, the two of them each called to order food.
Ring ring ring ……
Yue Yupeng called first, and it was answered by Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang.
“Hello?”
“Hello.”
“Hello hello hello, this is Mushroom House, may I ask what to order?”
“How do you know I’m going to order?”
“Because all the callers are ordering food.”
“Erm …… I’d like to eat …… I’m a bit nervous about coming to this show for the first time, can I say who I am? Or do you want to leave it in suspense? Surprise you guys?”
“It’s better to leave it in suspense Brother Yue, we didn’t hear that you could do comedy at all.”
“Erm ……”
“Besides, it’s not the first time you’ve been here, you were lazy last time you hit the grain.”
“I, I …… have lost my memory, okay?”
Peng Yu Chang turned bad, Zhang Zifeng snickered at the side.
Yue Yupeng was so embarrassed that he talked more, and after chatting for a long time, he forgot to order food.
Peng Yu Chang: “Brother Yue, hurry up and order, the phone bill is quite expensive.”
Yue Yupeng: “Ah, right? That’s fine, let’s eat dumplings tomorrow.”
The ordering of food was successful.
The brother and sister duo had just come out to report when the phone rang again.
He Ling laughed, “This phone is diligent enough, it won’t come with a big gang tomorrow, right? I’ll go pick it up.”
“Hello? This is the mushroom house.”
“Who cares what house you are, I want to order food!”
“Why are you being so impulsive? Ordering a dish is like ordering a firecracker.”
“What kind of service attitude is that?”
“You don’t have to come.”
“What?”
“If there’s nothing else, I’ll hang up.”
He Ling held back a laugh and said.
“Don’t! Wait, let me ask, no, let me think.”
On the other end of the phone, the voice was a bit weak.
He Ling: “You ask away.”
Pang Yu Chang: “Who is it?”
He Ling: “Wu Li Taotao, but it shouldn’t be him ordering, like he’s being forced to call. Isn’t this asking for instructions to go?”
Zhang Zifeng: “He’s so rigid, he’s also afraid?”
He Ling: “Brine points tofu and one thing leads to another.”
Soon, Wu Litao spoke again, “Ah, I want to eat that chicken stewed mushrooms, I want Diannan wild mushrooms.”
He Ling: “Okay! Towers, please tell him, come early, there is still a lot of work in the field, in addition …… we wait for him to cook, the other guests have also ordered a number of dishes.”
Wu Litao: “I am not Li Tiezhu.”
The phone this end of a few people laughed like crazy, this two fools directly to chat burst.
Over there, Wu Litao said, “Master, I tried my best, the enemy is too cunning, can not cheat ah!”
Li Tiezhu said, “I don’t blame you, there are spies around us, the whole programme team is full of them.”
The person on the phone laughed even more, especially Peng Yu Chang, laughing extraordinarily arrogantly.
After hanging up the phone, Wu Li Tao said, “This Peng Yu Chang is laughing so mockingly!”
Li Tiezhu calmly said, “That’s because I wasn’t there.”
The programme team filmed this scene and put it in the main film, and at the same time, it was accompanied by a screenshot of Peng Yu Chang’s arrogant smile next to it, with an exclamation mark on his face – the big devil is here!
It was too easy, the Real Men programme team just filmed and edited it directly and sent it back to the station, a TV station anyway.
Pop-up:
“Finally waited for you! Serious Brother!”
“Mushroom House is going to look good again.”
“Welcome Tie Zhu back to Mushroom House.”
“With Yue Yupeng again, they’re very close.”
“Peng Yu Chang is freaking out, isn’t he? Haha ……”
“These two are coming to the Mushroom House to do comedy.”
“Why is Li Tiezhu with Wu Li Tao?”
“Another one who doesn’t have internet access at home.”
“Millennium Killing to understand.”
“Is Tao Tao being killed out of his feelings?”
“Chased from Real Men.”
“Is Song Zhu’er coming?”
“Three and a half years ago, it was also this show where Li Tiezhu met the girl who caught the frog.”
“Time flies, Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er are having children.”
“Coming from 2025, this year Li Tiezhu took his son to participate in Where’s Dad, Dog Head.”
“Crossed over? It’s now 19 years!”
By the time this episode of Mushroom House was aired, Real Men had already aired two episodes, Du Haibo had withdrawn, Wu Litao had already worshipped Li Tiezhu, and of course, the most classic millennium kill was definitely the most memorable for the audience.
The next day, ten o’clock.
The sun in Diannan is already blazing hot, which is completely different from the Northwest, where you still have to wear a jumper at night.
Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng pushed the box, lazily walking in the countryside.
Yue Yupeng: “I’m sleepy! Can I sleep directly when I get there?”
Li Tiezhu: “You lie down on the roadside to sleep, can give you sun oil.”
“Aren’t you sleepy? How early did you come over?”
“Five o’clock in the morning, six twenty of the plane, eight thirty to Kunyang also went to the seafood market. Didn’t you tell me to come early and join you? Otherwise I would have come at the right time.”
“What did you buy?”
“Bastard.”
“Soup? Make it with some green beans, it’s good for the heat.”
“Chen Chichih might not agree.”
“What’s the relationship with him? Is this …… his relative?”
Yue Yupeng looked innocent.
Li Tiezhu thought and thought again, “Almost sort of.”
Yue Yupeng hammered Li Tiezhu a fist, gave him the box: “Help me carry, this road potholes, my box new.”
Li Tiezhu then carried the two boxes in one hand and Wang Bao in the other, heading towards the mushroom house.
Soon, the two of them entered the small courtyard of the mushroom house.
Little H and Little O came running over.
Li Tiezhu: “Get to the side, sit still.”
The two dogs then obediently flashed to the side and sat down, not daring to move, the big devil of the mushroom house came, the two of them had the risk of being transformed into food.
Li Tiezhu glanced at the two dogs, “Getting fatter and fatter.”
The two dogs’ eyes rolled around, their doggy faces were fearful and trembling.
Huang Sanshi and Zhang Zifeng came out to greet and greet.
Huang San Shi: “Yue Yue, why did you come so early in the morning?”
Yue Yupeng: “I’m afraid it’s too hot at noon, I haven’t slept all night.”
Huang San Shi: “Quickly, quickly, into the house to sleep.”
Li Tiezhu: “I didn’t sleep much last night either.”
Huang San Shi: “Quickly, put down your things and go to the kitchen to chop the chicken.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”