Li Tiezhu flicked off the dead mosquito in his hand and said to Zhang Zifeng: “Sister, you’re welcome!”
Zhang Zifeng: “Brother Zhu, it hurts!”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “It won’t, it’s already been killed, it doesn’t know the pain.”
Zhang Zifeng: “……”
Peng Peng was dumbfounded, “Brother Zhu, I think my sister is saying that she hurts herself.”
Zhou Shao, Yi Xiaomao and Yue Yupeng snickered, Li Tiezhu’s logic was just so different.
Shao Gang: “He can really hit it!”
Li Tiezhu: “Things like hitting mosquitoes are about stability and accuracy! I have experience.”
Shao Gang: “……”
Zhang Zifeng: “Thank you!”
He Ling looked at Huang Sanshi: “What doesn’t Li Tiezhu dare to do? Teacher Huang, should we beat him to death?”
Huang Sanshi was angry and laughing: “I really want to beat him to death.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Teacher Huang, you rest, you are pulling weak. I have killed mosquitoes, say …… why don t you guys light mosquito incense? In the afternoon in the kitchen also lit, I’ll go get …… it.”
Said Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu got up and went to get mosquito incense to go, also humming.
Pop-up screen:
“Li Tiezhu beats women!”
“Guess if it will be on the headlines?”
“Crap, only two minutes ago I brushed that Wang Feng was going to have a concert, this ……”
“The sister is scared all over.”
“The pain should not be so bad, just hit a mosquito.”
“Laugh me to death, Li Tiezhu can’t understand human language?”
“Teacher Huang is furious.”
“Pang Pang looks like he’s having fun.”
Huang Sanshi crossed his arms, unable to speak.
He Ling also couldn’t help but laugh, “Sister, does it still hurt?”
Zhang Zifeng wiped his face with a tissue and also cried and laughed, “Actually it doesn’t hurt too much, it’s just that I’m scared …… Brother Zhu also told me not to thank him, I …… how did I get beaten up when I recorded a programme?”
Yi Xiaomao said, “Brother Pillar has been merciful, he is obviously collecting the force, otherwise, he can knock your head off.”
Zhou Shallow: “Pfft ……”
Yue Yupeng: “Directly knocked off and flew into the opposite field? Hahaha ……”
Zhang Zifeng: “……”
Peng Peng even laughed so hard that his face rotted, “Oh hahahaha …… hahaha! If only I gave my sister a little bit like that ……”
Huang Sanshi: “If you hit it, you’d be hanging from the beams by now.”
He Ling: “Directly air-dried!”
Peng Yu Chang: “Then why don’t you guys hang Li Tie Zhu up?”
Huang Sanshi covered his stomach, and it hurt again, “I …… he hangs us is more or less …… sister, bear it, dad can not beat it …… hahaha! ”
He Ling: “Uncle also can not beat, haha ……”
Zhang Zifeng: “Mosquitoes have endured, what else can I do?”
Soon, Li Tiezhu came back with mosquito incense, lit, and from the pocket to touch out a bottle of wind oil essence, is the most old-fashioned kind of small glass bottle, unscrewed, to Zhang Zifeng face coated a little bit, or very gentle.
Zhou Shallow: “No wonder Brother Zhu can find a girlfriend, Maomao learnt from it.”
Zhang Zifeng blushed a little.
Yi Xiaomao smiles, “I have a different style from him.”
Sister Xiuhong is still very ness, and she has recently been practising the water snake dance, that soft ah ……
Zhang Zifeng was shy: “Thank you brother Zhu, ha …… I thank you!”
Li Tiezhu righteously said, “You are welcome!”
Then, he put the wind oil essence back into his pocket and handed Huang Sanshi and He Ling a patchouli water. Every year when the weather was hot, Li Tiezhu had to prepare a little bit of wind oil essence and patchouli Zhengqi water.
Huang Sanshi didn’t drink it because it wasn’t right for him, he had diarrhoea, and He Ling drank it, and the whole person was slightly more comfortable.
Peng Peng said, “While it’s still early, I’ll go to the village pharmacy and buy some laxatives back for master.”
Huang San Shi weakly said, “You don’t think I’m dying fast enough, do you?”
The others had already laughed like crazy, was this Pang Pang infected by Li Tiezhu?
Pang Pang: “What’s wrong master?”
Huang San Shi: “I have diarrhoea and you’re buying laxatives?”
Pang Pang: “What should I buy then?”
Li Tiezhu: “Plugs.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Pfft ……”
“Cough cough ……”
Yi Xiaomao choked on a mouthful of wine and his face coughed red.
Huang Sanshi took off his shoes and smashed them at Li Tiezhu, which was perfectly dodged by Li Tiezhu, and then picked the shoes back up for him.
Putting on his shoes, Huang San Shi walked out of the pergola: “Forget it, in order not to be poisoned by you guys, I’d better go buy medicine myself, it’s not far.”
He Ling: “Teacher Huang, do you want me to accompany you?”
Huang San stone also did not return: “No, you play with them, you are not easy, all vomit.”
Li Tiezhu said: “Teacher Huang you bring an umbrella, in case of heavy rain? You’ll catch a cold if you get wet.”
Huang Sanshi looked at the moon in the sky and arrogantly flung his hand out of the courtyard door, “If it even rains in this day, I’ll eat the moon.”
Two minutes later, the wind gusted and torrential rain poured down, everyone was shocked.
Li Tiezhu calmly commanded, “Everyone take their cups, and then take a plate of food, go into the house.”
Hula-hula, a group of people quickly shifted to complete.
He Ling: “Seems like I forgot something.”
Peng Peng went out and looked: “The dishes have all been moved.”
Shao Gang couldn’t look away and reminded, “Pang Peng, where’s your master?”
Pang Peng slapped his head, “Right! My master went to buy laxatives, I’ll go save him.”
Then, Pang Pang grabbed two umbrellas and rushed out.
The people in the house, on the other hand, all turned their heads to look at Li Tiezhu who was pouring two pots of rice for himself, this guy is poisonous, right? It’s raining when he says it’s raining?
Pop-up screen:
“Crouching ……”
“A prophet!”
“There’s no one else with this crow’s mouth.”
“Heartbroken Teacher Huang.”
“Teacher Huang, we’re waiting for you to eat the moon.”
“Damn, absolutely!”
“A mushroom house with Li Tiezhu is a real mushroom house.”
“Is it okay to buy laxatives for diarrhoea?”
“It’s well known that Li Tiezhu’s mouth is open.”
Not long after, Pang Peng returned with a soaked Huang Sanshi, Teacher Huang glared at Li Tiezhu, didn’t say anything, and puffed up and went to take a hot shower.
Peng Peng could not bear it, sat down and said quietly, “When I found him, my master …… was hiding in the village entrance under a livestock shed diarrhoea, make up is drenched, fortunately I have paper in my pocket, hahaha ……”
Everyone laughed, there is a picture, no, there is a flavour.
Zhang Zifeng leisurely said, “Brother? You do not live?”
Pumbaa: “Hahaha …… er …… should I not have said it? My god, what have I done?”
Yue Yupeng patted Pang Peng’s shoulder, “Brother have a good journey!”
Everyone raised their cups and toasted Peng Yu Chang with drinks and wine, the scene was inexplicably sad and bleak for a while.
Peng Yu Chang couldn’t smile, “Don’t be like this, I’m scared, you guys are like, like ……”
Li Tiezhu: “The posthumous farewell ceremony!”
Peng Yu Chang nodded frantically, “Right! It’s too scary.”
This time Zhang Zifeng choked on her laughter and coughed so much that her face turned red.
Li Tiezhu patted her back and smoothed her breath.
Zhang Zifeng lowered her head, raised her hand, and said with difficulty, “Brother Zhu don’t pat …… cough …… back is swollen by you, if you don’t pat it, I can’t cough so hard……”
Li Tiezhu retracted his hand and scratched his head, feeling that he didn’t use much strength ah.
Peng Yu Chang’s eyes rolled, said: “I beg you all for one thing, just now those words you just pretend I never said, OK?”
Yi Xiaomao: “We can pretend, but Teacher Huang will see the programme later.”
Peng Yu Chang: “It’s good to live a few more days. Besides, I don’t think the showrunners will cut such an embarrassing thing into the main film, right?”
He Ling: “It will! You’re also a Mushroom House elder, why are you still so naive?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, the programme team has always been very doggy, your line about your makeup getting drenched will definitely be replayed more than three times, and special effects will be added.”
Peng Yu Chang covered his face, “Some people live, but he is already dead ……”
Li Tiezhu raises his glass in celebration, “Immortality! You will always live in our hearts.”
The crowd burst out laughing again, seeing Peng Yu Chang make a fool of himself was just happy.
The pop-up screen got high:
“I can imagine Mr Huang’s miserable appearance ……”
“Too miserable.”
“Peng Peng really dare to say.”
“Brother you don’t live?”
“Sister’s soul torture is too cute bla?”
“Have a good trip.”
“God damn posthumous farewell ceremony ……”
“Peng Yu Chang is really stupid.”
“Serious brother sees things thoroughly, and sure enough the programme team put it on and added special effects.”
“A friend goodbye ……”
“This time Peng Yu Chang is really going to be killed, ha!”
“You will always live in our hearts!”
“Next season of Mushroom House, open with a black and white photo of Peng Yu Chang.”
Not long after, Huang San Shi took a good shower and walked out refreshed, but he was greeted by a room full of people laughing crazily, dumbfounding him.
“What’s wrong?”
Huang San Shi looked at his clothes and trousers, he didn’t put them on backwards.
He Ling laughed: “Nothing, just now Tie Zhu told a very funny joke, too funny.”
Yue Yupeng: “Right! Laughed us to death, right Peng Peng?”
Peng Yu Chang shivered: “Ah …… right right right.”
Huang Sanshi sat down to pour water and take medicine and asked, “What joke did Tiezhu tell? Say it again I also listen to it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! This …… I think about it.”
Huang Sanshi ate diarrhoea medicine: “What ah? Didn’t you just tell it? Can you still forget it yourself?”
The crowd stifled their laughter and gloated as they watched Li Tiezhu scratch his ears and see how you can round! Everyone loved to see Li Tiezhu’s defeat, and immediately thought of a joke to come out, but also fully funny.
Zhang Zifeng a little heartbroken Li Tiezhu, obviously Peng caused trouble, how is the column brother sitting wax?
She said, “It’s not very funny, I just didn’t laugh.”
Huang Sanshi: “That’s because they laugh too low, sister has connotation.”
Zhang Zifeng said, “No la, is …… what game to play tonight ah? So many people.”
Huang Sanshi looked at Yue Yupeng: “Play what?”
Yue Yupeng: “Listen to Li Tiezhu tell jokes.”
Zhang Zifeng: “……”
After helping Brother Zhu round half a day, he was pushed back again, these people are so ruthless.
Huang Sanshi: “Is it that funny? Tell me, what joke is so funny.”
Li Tiezhu said: “This joke I do not know when to tell or not to tell.”
Huang Sanshi: “Say it!”
Li Tiezhu: “Just now Teacher He said that from tomorrow onwards there will be no moon in this world.”
Huang San Shi just said that it’s raining tonight and he ate the moon.
Huang Sanshi was furious ah, pointing at He Ling: “Old He …… you, you guys ……”
Zhang Zifeng: “Poof goose goose goose ……”
Huang Sanshi looked at his sister again with disappointment, didn’t you just say you didn’t laugh?
Others are not much better, after all, in fact, they are also the first time to hear this “joke.”
Li Tiezhu added: “I told Teacher He not to worry, with Teacher Huang’s stomach today, eat the moon will soon return, and still so round ……”
“Hahaha ……”
“Goose goose goose goose ……”
Several have already tumbled to the ground, He Ling laughed so hard that she stomped her legs on the ground, Shao Gang was pounding on the ground, Yue Yupeng was squirming on the ground, Zhou Shallow and Yi Xiaomao were relatively restrained, but they also laughed so hard that they couldn’t catch their breath, and the most bizarre one was Pang Pang, who was lying on top of Huang Sanshi and laughing, and he also sneakily gave a thumbs up to Li Tiezhu.
Zhang Zifeng head against the edge of the table to laugh, laughing kekekeke.
Huang Sanshi reached out to take off his shoes, but after entering the house and taking off his shoes, there is nothing to smash Li Tiezhu, forget it, anyway, that guy is flexible, he can always dodge.