Other people also tried twice, were sister to guess out, can not help but doubt life together, why ah? She and Li Tiezhu is really no trust, how to guess out?
There must be a problem somewhere.
Huang San Shi went to the toilet, the moment he sat on the toilet, he suddenly had an epiphany – Li Tiezhu this goods can also cure diarrhoea ah!
If it wasn’t for him, Huang San Shi couldn’t have held it in for this extra half hour, sure enough, human potential is endless.
The living room is ready, waiting for Huang San Shi to come out, Pang Pang came to an extremely ragged warm-up performance, the song is very magical.
In fact, it was mainly to give a raw advertisement implantation for the rice electric fan, Peng Yu Chang sang Half a Thousand Teacher’s song and also blew his head with the electric fan, his already worrying hairline floated up.
Yue Yupeng looked …… expression more constipated than Huang Sanshi: “What is this?”
Huang Sanshi: “This advertising implantation is really hard! Haha ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “The electric fan still looks good, it’s just a little bit of headache.”
Peng Yu Chang, who came off the stage with the fan, burst out laughing: “Yeah! My neck is almost broken, no wonder Teacher Half a Thousand sings with sweat flinging everywhere.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s for sure, as we all know, singing is a physical job.”
Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Shallow nodded their heads along, this is not even a joke to play poor, real singers know that singing is indeed a thing that requires strength, which is why those little fresh meat do not deserve the name of singer.
Peng Yu Chang said to Zhang Zifeng in a conspicuous manner, “How is it? Is brother handsome?”
Zhang Zifeng did not hide his dislike and leaned towards Li Tiezhu: “Brother, stay away from me, can’t stand you.”
Peng Yu Chang: “Don’t you think it’s hot? Especially the flowing hair!”
Zhang Zifeng: “Huh~”
Li Tiezhu said, “The hairstyle you had just now is very much like my high school homeroom teacher.”
Peng Yu Chang: “I know, Little Prince Against the Wind! The year you made your debut, he also followed in the network burst of popularity, and now I still have his emoticons in my mobile phone.”
Li Tiezhu seriously said, “Now he has a hair transplant, because he saw me on the programme set and Xu Shan argued that the second half price. Inverse teacher then found the director of our school, the two together to hair transplant. Years ago I went back to see, that hair …… is the same as the real thing.”
Peng Yu Chang: “Hahaha! But it is real hair? Why do you look at me so?”
Li Tiezhu: “You can also find a like-minded person …… second half price.”
Zhang Zifeng and Zhou Shallow laughed.
Yi Xiaomao, red-faced, silently drank a mouthful of erguotou, and then looked at Huang Sanshi: “In fact, Pangpeng and their master and disciple hairline are quite destined to form a master and disciple group.”
Huang San Shi: “Mao Mao, I’m not losing my hair.”
Yi Xiaomao shyly lowered his head, “I know, when you were young you looked like a Qing dynasty man ……”
Huang San Shi: “……”
He Ling: “Teacher Huang, if you and Pang Pang consider getting hair transplants, our programme can pay for it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t that silly? Pulling a hair transplant hospital as a sponsor next year, ah, it won’t cost a cent and you’ll earn an extra share.”
He Ling looked at Huang Sanshi: “Brother Zhu has a point, think about it.”
Huang Sanshi glared at Li Tiezhu speechless, this can’t be punched.
Peng Yu Chang smiled wryly, “Master can also endorse laxative products!”
Huang Sanshi moved like a fat rabbit, pouncing over is a flurry of punches and kicks, cool! This disciple is so damn filial, every time he can make my old man relieve his anger at the critical moment.
Zhang Zifeng has laughed helplessly, what’s wrong with brother? Misanthropic?
Why, ever since Brother Zhu came, he’s been so perverse? Although he was usually bitchy, right, he wasn’t this death-defying!
He Ling smiles and pulls Huang Sanshi away, then lets Shao Gang preside and the cultural performance continues.
He was able to guess some of it, because in the past two years the Internet has been saying that the mushroom house without Li Tiezhu is not in full form, Pang Pang’s sense of variety and life skills, compared to Li Tiezhu, is too much worse. Although Pang Pang is quite good with Li Tiezhu, it is inevitable that he still wants to compete, so after Li Tiezhu came, he also worked harder than usual, too hard.
Huang Sanshi’s timing is just right every time he punches Pangpeng, just at the point where the audience realises that Pangpeng is “out of control”, so that the laughs replace the embarrassment, worthy of being a veteran.
Peng Yu Chang is also very desperate, he is reserved to do the show, but the audience always take him and Li Tiezhu comparison, he can only try to try to try again.
Pop-up:
“We should invite Teacher Half a Thousand for the next instalment!”
“What is this singing?”
“Xiao Yue Yue is stunned, ha!”
“Laughing like crazy.”
“Sister just wants to be beautiful alone, and avoids Pumbaa all the time.”
“Pumbaa has let herself go.”
“It’s still Tie Zhu who thinks things through, take a hair transplant endorsement next year!”
“And then invite Xu Shanqian, Zhang Jianwei, Chen Sipei, Meng Noi all to come, right?”
“That picture is too beautiful I dare not look ……”
“Poor kid, beaten up again.”
“Teacher Huang is very grumpy today.”
“Seriously, it’s really not Teacher Huang’s fault, it’s time!”
Shao Gang introduced the three judges of this Mushroom House Cursive Crew, Huang San Shi, Li Tie Zhu and Shao Gang himself, there were six actors, and they collaborated to perform three programmes, Pang Pang and his sister did a comedy, Zhou Shallow and Mao Mao sang, and lastly Yue Yupeng and He Ling did a piece of comedy.
The reason why Li Tiezhu was made a judge was mainly because he hadn’t prepared a programme, but of course, there was nothing for him to be a judge, whether it was comedy or singing, he had a track record.
Sister and Pang Pang first performance, a comic said down quite smooth, but, obviously sister’s comic to perform better more self-acting some, Pang Pang’s comic more difficult.
Next is Zhou shallow and Yi Xiaomao co-operation, singing Yi Xiaomao’s new song “do not ask”, can be said to be god level cooperation, Li Tiezhu has been applauding.
After singing, the two bowed.
Zhou Shao and Yi Xiaomao looked at Li Tiezhu at the same time to see what he said, this is the treatment of the big brother.
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s perfect!”
He Ling said, “Haven’t heard enough! It’s really too good to listen to, it’s simply heavenly! Eh? Tie Zhu, in fact, people have always said that Shallow and Mao Mao are your doppelgangers, Yi Xiao Mao has your creative talent, and Zhou Shallow has the same genius voice and singing skills as you, what do you think?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it and said, “Actually, Mao Mao’s ability to write songs is very strong, but there’s still a gap compared to me.”
After all, I’m hung up! And don’t deserve to be proud.
Yi Xiaomao didn’t feel humiliated at all, and nodded his head heartily, “Yes, it’s a long way off.”
Li Tiezhu added: “But, Zhou Shallow’s voice and singing skills are better than mine, especially his singing skills, he is at the perfect level, I’ve actually been learning from him all these years. When I debuted, I had no singing skills at all, while he debuted at his peak. In terms of vocals, he was deservedly number one in our session of The Voice.”
This evaluation could not be said to be high.
Zhou Shallow was a little excited, but he wasn’t modest and only let out a laugh.
In fact, that year’s Super Voice, he was not the first to be targeted, but Li Tiezhu just went up, Zhou Shallow had no background and no resources to just go up, so he was buried.
Now, Li Tiezhu’s super high rating is actually doing him justice.
After retiring, Yi Xiaomao toasted Li Tiezhu, and if it wasn’t for Li Tiezhu’s death to protect him that year, Mao Mao would have been pressed by those two judges.
Zhou Shallow said, “Thank you.”
My sister sat at the back with her legs hugged, blinking her eyes at the three, feeling that the relationship between these three is a bit strange, obviously good friends, but also a bit in awe of Brother Zhu.
Finally, it was Yue Yupeng and He Ling speaking comedy, nothing much to say, the performance was perfect, just the stems were a bit old.
After Huang Sanshi and Shao Gang commented, everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “Very good, thank you.”
Yue Yupeng looked disgusted: “You’re lying! When did you become hypocritical too, Tie Zhu?”
Li Tie Zhu: “Brother Yue, isn’t this giving you face?”
Yue Yupeng beamed, “No! I want you to be the purest you, the Li Tiezhu who took me down the river to catch fish!”
After saying this, he also gave Li Tiezhu a heart.
The whole audience was uproarious.
Li Tiezhu’s old face was red, so disgusting and greasy ah this goods, how did not find out before? It must be because I wasn’t smart enough before.
“Okay! Since Brother Yue does not want to face, then I will seriously criticise …… it.”
“Criticise? Tiezhu you drifted, this one next to me is the first brother of Yun De Society.”
He Ling said.
Li Tiezhu pretended to say, “Isn’t the first brother of Yun De Society me? Brother Yue has to move back a little.”
Crowd: “Ooh~”
Yue Yupeng: “Yes, I am a primary student in the comedy world.”
Li Tiezhu added: “This primary school student is a big enough lump.”
“Phew ……”
Li Tiezhu: “You guys just now this comic bar, moderate, can not pick any big faults, but not elegant enough not tasteful enough. Ever heard of royal comedy?”
He Ling: “……”
Huang Sanshi slapped his thighs and straightened up, here it comes, here it comes, here comes the counterattack of the Good Voice trio, after three years.
Zhou Shao twisted Yi Xiaomao’s arm, hurting Mao shivered.
“Do what?”
“I’m checking to see if I’m dreaming.”
“Then twist yourself.”
“I’m afraid of pain.”
On stage, Yue Yupeng asked, “May I ask, what is royal comedy?”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s elegant language art, no tripe, no ethical stems, no spoofs, it’s called elegance. In addition, it is also necessary to master the sense of rhythm of language and emotion, the engine you have seen it, right? Chugging, sense of rhythm! So, to sum up is …… the royal engine.”
Yue Yu Peng: “Tractor kind? Chugging ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s right, but this tractor is a royal tractor, it …… is advanced! Have you learnt to scrap it?”
Yue Yupeng nodded: “Wasted, wasted, learnt wasted!”
Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Shao Gang, the three of them had a pretty good relationship with those two judges, and at this time, they didn’t know what to say. Especially Huang Sanshi, when he also brought his daughter to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.
Peng Peng was trembling at the back, not daring to speak. Brother Zhu is also too bullish, right? Can this be broadcast?
Zhang Zifeng stared at Li Tiezhu’s side face, his eyes were full of stars, Brother Zhu is powerful and domineering!
Yue Yupeng wasn’t afraid of offending the big man in the singing world, he didn’t mix with the singing world anyway, “Then is this kind of comedy still funny?”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course it can’t be funny, it has to be serious and elegant, positive and uplifting.”
Yue Yupeng: “This is the same as the song is not beautiful, there are people to listen to?”
Li Tiezhu: “As long as the song is elegant, not good will also be listened to, this is called the royal high music.”
Yue Yupeng: “Ah …… roll your balls! If the comedy is not funny it’s too funny, if the songs are not elegant it’s too damn elegant!”