In a short while people are all here, a few artists were received by the cadres took to the tank training ground, this is the first time everyone so close to see the real tanks, inevitably looking around curious.
The head of the prick, Yuan Heng, did not blow up the prick, staring at the infantry fighting vehicle could not move his eyes.
Liu Yuan’s eyes were glowing and he was shaking with excitement.
Wu Litao is even more exaggerated, the saliva is almost flowing down, the rich second generation have driven any car, but never drive a tank.
Li Tiezhu is still relatively calm, because …… he reacted half a beat slower, when he was finally ready to be surprised, the instructor spoke, interrupting Li Tiezhu’s emotions.
“I am your chief instructor, Du Bo.”A middle-aged officer, with a smile on his face, said to the group of recruits, “What you’re seeing now, is the main weaponry of our unit – tanks!”
Li Tiezhu finally had a chance to show his emotions, stuck out his tongue and licked his dry and cracked lips, and wordlessly said, “Crap!”
No sound was made, but the mouth shape was spot on.
The pop-up screen:
“Li Tiezhu is still relatively calm!”
“I thought Brother Serious would be the most excited.”
“He just hasn’t reacted yet.”
“Liu Yuan and Wu Li Tao’s expressions, haha …… are like a child seeing a digger.”
“Li Tiezhu said Crap!”
“Type 96 tanks!”
“Handsome!”
“A big guy of more than forty tonnes, dominating!”
“Envious ……”
“Did no one realise? The chief instructor is a colonel!”
“A forty-one year old colonel, impressive enough.”
“The specs are too high this time, right?”
“Tie Zhu rode in a tank when he filmed Soldier Assault.”
“That was an infantry fighting vehicle they had, not a tank, right?”
“I rode in one on the way back to Class 5.”
Colonel Dubo, a smiling officer and not as menacing as the officers he met earlier, wore a warm smile and said to the six recruits with glowing eyes:
“Just now I introduced you to our army’s Type 96 tank, do any of you know how much it weighs and what its maximum speed is? Those who answer correctly can go for a ride in the tank.”
This was simply feeding Liu Yuan questions, and he was obliged, “Report! I know.”
“Liu Yuan answer.”
“The Type 96 tank has a maximum speed of 65km/h and weighs 40 tonnes, no, 42 tonnes.”
“42 tonnes? So precise?”
“Yes!”
Liu Yuan was sure.
Yuan Heng: “I remember it was 48 tonnes.”
Colonel: “48 tonnes? What do you think, Wu Litao?”
Wu Litao: “Many tonnes anyway.”
“Many tonnes?”
“96 tonnes! Why else would it be called Type 96?”
Dock Litao received a unanimous blank stare from his comrades, you’re the dumbest, will worshipping Li Tiezhu sacrifice your IQ?
Colonel: “What about Li Tiezhu?”
Li Tiezhu: “I guess 41 tonnes.”
Colonel: “Guess?”
Li Tiezhu exclaimed, “Yes! I don’t know so I can only guess, because Liu Yuan is fond of studying military equipment, so I think his answer is more accurate, I’ll guess a number next to his.”
The colonel laughed again, who said Li Tiezhu was honest? Honest my arse!
He said, “Li Tiezhu’s answer is relatively accurate.”
Liu Yuan was suddenly absent, but Li Tiezhu jumped, I’m going to sit in a tank again!
The colonel said, “But your answer was guessed based on Liu Yuan’s answer, so the two of you together. Remember not to move the internal knobs ……”
After carefully instructing them, the colonel let Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan run towards the tank.
Liu Yuan ran at the front, however, after circling the tank twice, he was inexplicably embarrassed.
In the queue, Yuan Heng: “I guess I didn’t find where to go up from.”
Wu Litao: “Look how fierce my master is! Worthy of being the master I looked up to, he didn’t disgrace me.”
Sure enough, Liu Yuan asked, “Where do we enter from? Brother Zhu? Eh?”
Li Tiezhu had already jumped on top of the tank and said, “Of course it’s climbing up ah, do …… you still have to put a lift for you?”
After spitting, Li Tiezhu reached out and pulled Liu Yuan onto the tank.
Then, a veteran took the two of them into the tank, a little crowded, it was a man’s place.
Then the tank started up.
The recruits outside were old envious and exclaimed in amazement.
Inside the tank, Liu Yuan was so excited that he shouted, and touched his hands everywhere, but he held back and didn’t twist anything.
Li Tiezhu is not much better, the last filming although sat once, but still can not help the blood surging, but he did not touch everywhere, but has been staring at the driver to see his operation. He found that whether he stepped on the accelerator or shifted gears, he was so hard, especially when he shifted gears, pulling the gear lever with both hands.
If I were to switch, I could operate it with one hand!
Li Tiezhu thought like this.
The sound of this engine roaring could kill all supercars, Liu Yuan shouted excitedly, ”Brother Zhu! Aren’t you excited? I’m going crazy.”
Li Tiezhu also replied loudly, “Excited!”
“Then why aren’t you moving?”
“I’m learning to drive a tank from him.”
“Ah! I’ll learn too.”
The tank ran round the training ground and then stopped, Liu Yuan, who was red with excitement, drilled out of it and jumped off the tank reluctantly, taking one step and turning back three times.
Li Tiezhu jumped down right after him, but took the lead and ran back to the queue, thinking, driving a tank doesn’t seem that hard.
Bullet screen:
“Liu Yuan’s face is red.”
“Change me I’m more excited than him.”
“Look at the baby happy.”
“Serious brother is so calm.”
“He’s not calm, he’s confused.”
“The others are envious.”
“Don’t worry, they can all drive tanks.”
“Without Du Haibo, it instantly doesn’t look like a pseudo army.”
“The overall temperament is different!”
When interviewed later, Liu Yuan still couldn’t hold back his excitement, “It’s so cool! That’s the king of infantry! I wish I could drive a tank one day sooner, I love it here so much ……”
Li Tiezhu was slightly better, “It’s really bah humbug! It’s even more handsome than a tractor or a digger, I’ve seen enough to drive a tank.”
Next, after Colonel Dubo awarded everyone with the troop armband, the soldier took them to the dormitory, this time, they would be sharing a dormitory with several veterans.
When they walked into the dormitory, the three soldiers inside were using dumbbells to work out, one by one, they were strong and sturdy, and their thin uniforms bulged with large firm pectoral muscles underneath, and, looking at the new recruits, they looked at the new recruits strangely, especially looking at Li Tiezhu’s eyes, which were particularly …… greedy.
After the soldier who led the way left, the platoon leader let the new recruits and veterans stand in line and briefly welcome and introduce each other.
Next, three minutes to sort out the housekeeping.
But before the housekeeping was finished, the whistle of the emergency assembly was heard.
The group of artists were dumbfounded, an emergency assembly just after they arrived? What the hell is going on?
The mission instruction after the assembly made them even more blind.
Emergency drill!
Arrive at the target location by 12 noon for camouflage.
How do we get there?
In a tank or in a car?
What weapons to bring?
When they were confused, the other comrades had already run back to the dormitory to pack, and they could only follow in a chaotic manner. Fortunately, they had experienced emergency training before and knew how to pack their rucksacks.
Li Tiezhu was the first to finish the backpack but did not slip away first, but together with the veterans, helped the old, weak and disabled teammates, especially the rich second generation Wulitao, the hands of this cargo is really weak.
Then it was time to collect the weapons.
“Wow! There’s a pistol!”
“Awesome.”
“Wunderkind is abundant! I wonder if it’s real bullets.”
“Zhen bullets? It’s also Cheng Da Long!”
Liu Yuan and Li Tiezhu were still chattering as they led the guns out.
Wu Litao followed up, “What kind of wudu? Is it more than a fight? Master Gong will be killed by a Zhen bullet.”
Li Tiezhu: “Not necessarily, depends on where they fight. If Furniture City can’t die, at most crippled.”
Gathering and setting out, the artists artists got into a tank and sat in the gunner’s seat.
Yuan Heng, who was entering a tank for the first time, fumbled around just like Liu Yuan before him.
In a later interview, he said, “It’s nothing like I imagined, I thought there was an ergonomic seat and then a seatbelt or something. None of that!”
Pop-up:
“Also ergonomic …… why don’t you go to heaven?”
“Want farts to eat!”
“Used to being pampered.”
“Should just send these artists to military training for three months every year.”
“That’s a good idea.”
After a bumpy ride, the tank drove to its intended location on time and began camouflage operations.
Wu Litao’s tank was very close to Li Tiezhu, and after finishing the camouflage, he ran over and laughed in his face, “Master, what are you camouflaging? A glance shows that it is a tank.”
Li Tiezhu’s side used bamboo and wooden sticks to prop up the camouflage, making a shed-like shape.
Wulitao’s was more personalised and piled up a small hill shape.
Li Tiezhu said, “What’s wrong with seeing a tank?”
Dock Litao: “Let you camouflage ah, you see what I got, can not see it?”
Li Tiezhu said, “You are really a fool! What do you think the disguise is for?”
“Of course it’s to make people not see that it’s a tank, it’s best to pass by from the side and not be able to find that kind.”
“You’re a little genius.”
“I am.”
“Yes my arse! The camouflage is to avoid helicopter gunships, don’t you know that the natural enemies of tanks are Armed Helicopters and drones?”
“Huh?”
Wu Litao was still not quite convinced.
Li Tiezhu didn’t nag him and continued to engage in camouflage. Although he is stupid, but at least he has filmed “Soldier Assault”, this point of common sense is still there, after all, he filmed that film looked up a lot of information, but also consulted a lot of veterans, and besides, when filming, the army also filmed the elite troops to guide.
After that, they began to eat, and after the meal, they could rest a little, so they all lay down under the camouflage tent to sleep.
The soldier who was in a tank with Li Tiezhu, suddenly asked, “Sando, you didn’t bring any hot eggs this time, did you?”
Li Tiezhu looked puzzled: “What? What eggs?”
Soldier: “It’s the egg that exposes your squad’s infantry vehicle ah, you brought it for Shi Jin’s squad leader, haha ……”
Li Tiezhu also laughed, what is this all stale ah!
When the programme was put here, it suddenly flashed back to two hours ago, when Colonel Dewey asked four elite soldiers to play the role of the Blue Army and carry out an assault and capture mission on the tank position where the artists were.
The pop-up instantly went mental:
“I’m not sleepy when you say that!”
“Is it so fierce as soon as it comes?”
“Inexplicably reminiscent of Yuan Lang ……”
“The Sando moment is about to take place!”
“It seems like a real-life version of eating chicken.”
“Li Tiezhu surely can’t be as fierce as in the drama.”
“These four soldiers are holding their breath to teach Li Tiezhu to be a man.”
“There’s a good show to watch.”
The platoon, which had rested for a while, was called up by the company commander to change the guard, replacing the previous guard soldiers, all of which were filled by Li Tiezhu and his several artists.
Wu Litao was the first to be captured, and the two Blues easily subdued him one after the other.
On the other hand, Li Tiezhu was also being watched, two soldiers wearing “ghillie suits” were lying in the bushes, approaching Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu looked around with his gun, very serious.
A few minutes ago, the four blue soldiers briefly discussed, and decided to send two people to capture the weakest one, and at the same time, send another two people to capture the strongest one. The weakest and the strongest were none other than the master and disciple pair of Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu still didn’t know that his disciple had already been captured, he had a piece of grass in his mouth and was so bored that he started humming, “The king told me to come and patrol the mountain ……”
The miniature camera captured that the two Blues had dived within five metres of Li Tiezhu, one hiding under the bushes in front, one lying on the right side of the grass, the two observed Li Tiezhu’s movements, and were still slowly moving forward.
Li Tiezhu suddenly said, “Password!”
The two Blues were startled, thinking that they were exposed.
As a result, Li Tiezhu scratched his head over there, “What is the password? Hiss …… Oh, remembered. Do not move! Password!”
Li Tiezhu entertained himself there, a moment of kneeling position from the gun, a moment of creeping forward, not happy, playing to play near the enemy by the grass on the road, the distance between the two is only less than two metres.
“Bugu ~”
A bird call came.
Li Tiezhu subconsciously turned to look, his back to the blues in the grass.
When it was too late, the soldier in the grass leapt up and pounced on Li Tiezhu from behind. At the same time, a few metres away behind the bushes, another blue soldier also rushed over.
Li Tiezhu, as if he had eyes behind his back, rolled short, dodged, and lunged back at the other party in a chokehold.
A counter move.
Li Tiezhu pressed his knee on the back of his opponent’s neck, raised his gun and aimed it at the second enemy: “Can I shoot?”
The soldier who rushed over said, “No. ……”
Saying that, he pounced over and tackled Li Tiezhu down to save his teammate, and the two of them tangled with Li Tiezhu at the same time.
Li Tiezhu resisted while asking, “Why can’t you shoot?”
Soldier: “I lied to you, you can shoot. Hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu was enraged, an over-the-shoulder drop put into one person, and fixed the second with jiu-jitsu, rolled on the ground twice, and smoothly transformed into a grappling hand.
Took one down, but can’t release, can’t release how to catch the second one?
Li Tiezhu is very difficult.
But, the blue soldier who had just been wrestled to the waist, ran …… away.
Because he found that if Li Tiezhu is smart, shouting a voice to attract more enemies, he can not run.
In this way, Li Tiezhu captured a prisoner.
Wu Litao was tied up and taken away, with a towel stuffed in his mouth and his eyes blindfolded, and two soldiers escorted him out a long way.
Another soldier caught up with him and said, “Failed to capture Li Tiezhu and got one in return, we’ve been exposed.”
The three of them took Wu Litao and left quickly.
Dock Litao heard their conversation and was full of desire to survive, spitting out the towel with force and shouting, “There are blue troops, master save ……”
Before he finished shouting, he was once again blindfolded and flung to the ground.
Yuan Heng heard the sound and shouted, “Who’s shouting in front? Who?”
Li Tiezhu came over carrying a bluerider and said, “It should be Dock Litao, he might have been captured. There are blues, this is the one who came to catch me, I caught one and ran away.”
Yuan Heng was dumbfounded all, two against one you can catch one?
Li Tiezhu handed the tied up Blues captive to Yuan Heng: “You take the captive to report, I’ll stand guard here, quick.”
Pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu is just bull!”
“Fighting one against two surprisingly still absolutely suppressed!”
“These should be the elite, right? Xu Sanduo’s King of Soldiers!”
“Playing grappling with Li Tiezhu is too much, isn’t it?”
“If Serious Brother had handcuffs, none of these two would be able to run away.”
“It’s really fierce.”
“Stealing a chicken doesn’t work, haha ……”
“Tie Zhu was cheated~”
“If it was a real battle, both of these two would have been killed by Tie Zhu with a gun, the Blues wouldn’t dare to shoot.”
“Dockley Towers is so miserable!”
When interviewed afterwards, Dock Litao was furious: “They made a sneak attack and didn’t talk about martial arts! Two people pounced on me and stuffed cloth into my mouth, and tied me up …… to death! Fighting openly and honestly, I won’t necessarily lose.”
Li Tiezhu and not the same: “I saw that one in the grass early, at first did not see people, but found the grass moving, and there is no wind, how can the grass move it? Later I pretended to play there, secretly observe, finally found him, and then deliberately exposed in front of him to attract him to do it, the result I did not think it was two people. But two people are not a big problem, they can t beat me, I think I can beat three ……”
Blue Army squad leader Ren Quan: “I just thought it was a star, and didn’t take them seriously, who knows Li Tiezhu is so fierce, if we take it seriously from the beginning, it’s absolutely impossible to be caught by him in a counter-capture. Careless! Thinking that the TV series are all staged, how do I know that he is so powerful in grappling and fighting ……”
Colonel: “To be honest I stopped surprised, I thought that Li Tiezhu would be captured as well, I didn’t expect him to be so raw that he could capture my soldiers. I think two soldiers to capture him is already giving him face.”
During the programme, the red side began to gather.
“The company should have thirty-one men, the actual number is thirty ……”
Everyone is silent, especially a few of the artists who didn’t know about the Blue Army’s sneak attack, and are surprised.
Company Commander: “Bring the prisoners here.”
So, three Blue Army soldiers, escorted Wuli Tao over. Because the resistance was too fierce, Dock Litao had many scratches on his face and was in a sorry state.
Liu Yuan, Zhang Yi Feng and Guo Xiaoxi all froze, this Nima, it’s good that I wasn’t the one who got caught, it’s too bad!
The Colonel said, “According to our rules, what should we do in this situation?”
The company commander’s face was ironic: “Carry five kilograms of sandbag vests throughout the day, over!”
The artists were shocked, ten kilos, all day? Not all of them, right?
The colonel added, “Hand over your prisoners as well!”
After the company commander gave the order, two soldiers brought up the blue soldiers captured by Li Tiezhu as well.
Liu Yuan’s eyes fell out, we captured one more? Who is it?
Both sides exchanged prisoners.
Colonel: “Don’t worry, their Blue Army captives are also five kilos for the whole day! Li Tiezhu is good, keep it up.”
After that, the Colonel left.
Only then did everyone realise that this captive was captured by Li Tiezhu, or in the case of a sneak attack by two Blues, and they couldn’t help but smack their lips.
Liu Yuan: “Brother Zhu is also too fierce, right?”
Yuan Heng said, “At that time, Li Tiezhu was carrying that desperately struggling soldier over to me, I was scared to death.”
After being lectured by the chief for a long time, Wu Litao was only released back to the queue, pitiful: “Master, I didn’t disgrace you, I resisted.”
Li Tiezhu: “You lost your whole person, you still haven’t lost face?”
Wu Litao: “……”
Then the company commander put the five kilogram counterweight vest on him, just worn by the captive, okay.
After that, they followed the troops’ training for a while before everyone drove their tanks back to the camp. At this time, there was no longer the freshness from before, only full of fatigue. Li Tiezhu was a bit better, he had good stamina and was in better shape than many soldiers.
After returning to the dormitory, everyone slouched around, infuriating the platoon leader.
“Did I tell you guys to disband?”
The platoon leader roared.
All the soldiers gathered and stood in a line.
Platoon Leader: “Dismissed.”
Yuan Heng found that he didn’t even have the strength to take off his parcel and screamed in agony.
Guo Xiaoxi was not much better.
On the contrary, Wu Litao, who had been caught once, was too embarrassed to speak because of the disgrace, and lowered his head to take off his package silently.
“Assemble!”
The platoon leader yelled once more.
“Is everyone tired? Our platoon was criticised today! I feel, humiliated!”
It could be seen that the platoon leader should also be an elite amongst the elites, so he must have not encountered something so humiliating for a long time, and was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
Wu Litao even lowered his head.
Li Tiezhu also looked at the eyes and nose, this matter really can not be blamed on Dock Litao, but came to the troops to give a downward spiral is very normal, just he was unfortunate to be caught. Luckily, I caught one, if I was also caught, then the platoon leader’s anger value would be more than just doubled, right?
The platoon leader said, ”You can’t take this bitterness? You guys are tank soldiers now, you need to learn to endure hardship. It doesn’t matter what you used to do! It doesn’t matter how famous you are! But since you’re in our class now, you have to remember that discipline is a circle and freedom is on the inside!”
The crowd is silent.
Platoon Leader: “If anyone is here to deal with me and wants to mingle for a few days and leave, get the hell out of here now!”
The artists look calm, but who knows what to think?
Perhaps some felt that this was egging on their faces, and some would feel that it was an excuse to make fun of the situation.
But Li Tiezhu felt quite good, because, he also felt ashamed, his own disciple was arrested, the face of being a master is not honoured.
After the dismissal, the platoon leader and two veterans found Li Tiezhu.
“Li Tiezhu!”
“Here!”
“You’re good! Bring them along more! You’re a veteran!”
“Ah …… good.”
Li Tiezhu himself wondered, how am I a veteran?
Another veteran said, “Worthy of being the King of Soldiers! Awesome! When will you cut a deal.”
“Er, good ……”
Li Tiezhu understood, another one that was cheated by the Soldier’s Assault, in the Recruit Company Li Tiezhu revealed, but here has not revealed, and even gauze wiped his arse – leakage (show) a hand.
Inside the army, the strong are worshipped.
However, the platoon leader still comforted the captive Dock Litao, but also let him recount the captured once again, can be humiliating personal death.
The more Wu Litao spoke, the redder his face became:
“I had a nosebleed at that time, probably from being pressed on the ground, if this was on the set filming, the ambulance should have come, if it didn’t come …… I would have been cured …….”
Pop-ups:
“I don’t think Wuli Tao did anything wrong.”
“He’s just too vigilant.”
“Not everyone is Li Tiezhu. ……”
“It feels like this platoon leader went a little too far, they deliberately didn’t make it clear, and they were scolded when they were caught.”
“Aren’t all troops like this?”
“To be captured is to be captured, what excuses? Just come back next time.”
“It feels like anyone who encounters it will be captured, except for Brother Serious.”
“This squad leader is kind of awesome!”
“A fourth grade sergeant as a squad leader?”
“This is the platoon leader, always called the platoon leader ah!”
“The number of tank unit formations is even smaller.”
“The platoon commander didn’t say anything about Wu Litao, and even encouraged him.”
“This is just a recording, if we were captured in real life, the punishment would be a hundred times harsher than this.”
Next, everyone brushed their shoes while listening to the platoon leader explain the division of labour of the tank crew, which were the captain, gunner and driver. Each position in the tank position and responsibility finished, the platoon leader let everyone “fill in the will”, to see what position each person wants to do.
Li Tiezhu, without saying a word, directly filled in the tank driver.
What’s there to think about?
Didn’t you come here to drive a tank? Gunner? It’s not like he hasn’t fired a gun before.
The next step was to guess each other’s volunteers.
Zhang Yifeng guessed Li Tiezhu: “If you’re the vehicle commander and in charge of communications, your Trump is a problem. Whenever you get nervous, you’ll speak in tongues.”
Wu Litao said, “It’s a process of elimination! If communications, my master he can’t think straight.”
“Hahaha ……”
The crowd burst out laughing, and the platoon leader was laughing so hard that he couldn’t catch his breath.
Li Tiezhu: “Sinful disciple! Are you insulting me?”
DU LITAO: “I’m telling the truth, and then you shot the cannon bar with its own voiceover, DU~ I guess you wouldn’t have picked the gunner. You must have picked pilot! It’s just like driving a digger, isn’t that your favourite thing to drive a digger?”
The crowd laughed.
Li Tiezhu was surprised, “You kinda know me! I chose the driver!”
Wu Litao said, “Guess what I chose.”
Li Tiezhu: “First rule out communications, you have no brain.”
Dock Litao: “You this …… belongs to retaliation, everyone knows I’m smart.”
Li Tiezhu: “Smart captive?”
Dock Litao: “……”
Li Tiezhu added: “You can’t drive a tank either, you’re too weak to pull the lever. I think you should be the gunner!”
Wulitao lit up with his own answer, and surprisingly, he also chose tank driver.
Guo Xiaoxi immediately said, “If you’re driving a tank, I’ll apply and definitely not be in a car with you!”
Wu Litao: “Then …… I’ll be the captain in charge of communications, and you wouldn’t dare to be in a car with me!”
Guo Xiaoxi: “I suggest you be in a car with your master.”
Although Li Tiezhu disliked, but after all, it is his own disciple, so he said, “With me I take care of you.”
Home in the middle of the two of them Zhang Yi Feng happy: “You two a tank, the third person who dares ah? Life are not want?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Liu Yuan chose the gunner, right? He can ride with us.”
Liu Yuan: “I don’t! I chose the gunner because I like heavy firepower, I want to fire a gun, not get shot at!”
“Hahaha ……”
The crowd let out sounds of derision.
Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao looked at each other with four eyes, it’s so embarrassing, I blame my disciple (master).