Li Tiezhu pressed down a little more.
Chao’s two legs split into one hundred and forty degrees, his expression extremely distorted: “I swear! I swear, if I report you, I’ll let my film flop at the box office! How’s that?”
Deer Ha Ni was shocked, “So ruthless? Too ruthless!”
Chen Chichu: “This poisonous oath is poisonous enough, Tiezhu, Chao is sincere enough.”
Li Tiezhu felt it was better to be cautious: “Does Brother Chao’s film have box office? Don’t swear on something that wasn’t there in the first place, right?”
Deer Hani laughed epileptically, “Haha hahaha …… Chao’s ‘Mermaid’ box office this year is more than three billion, you say that Chao doesn’t have a box office? Don’t you watch films? Tie Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu smiled sarcastically and let go of Chao: “Serious people ……”
Chao shouted in pain, “Serious people who watch films!!!”
Li Tiezhu sat down with him, “That’s more like it, Brother Chao. We’re all friends, there’s no need to be bitter.”
Brother Chao rubbed his inner thigh: “Hahaha …… your friend is about to crack now!”
There was another burst of unbridled ridicule from the crowd.
It took a while before Chao lay on the floor in pain and laughter, “I can’t record today, I can’t record ……”
Chen Chi Chi: “Since it can’t be recorded anymore, Tie Zhu directly tears a one-horse to open everyone’s eyes.”
Chao alertly jumped up and closed his legs in a slightly enchanting posture, “I can still hold on.”
Chen Chi Chi mercilessly burst out laughing: “Hahahahahahaha …… Chao you’re wimpy a little too fast, how can you be a little tough.”
Deng Chao: “Any harder and I’ll really crack!”
The others also laughed a lot.
Li Tiezhu was serious: “Say yes oh, if you back out, humph ……”
Chao shook his head, “How could that be? What kind of friendship do we have? I will never harm you, brother will only help you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Do we …… have any friendship?”
Pop-up:
“Is it easy to hold back a laugh in the middle of the night, cracking up.”
“Laughing makes my neck cramp.”
“Laughing until my stomach hurts ……”
“The whole bus looked at me laughing and thought they had met a psychopath!”
“Deer’s clothes look good and his person is even more handsome!”
“Li Tiezhu is handsome!”
“Shit is laughing out for me, it’s still thin.”
“Li Tiezhu is really fierce ……”
In fact, this episode was only put here for more than twenty minutes, and the laughs were already dense. Moreover, almost all of them happened to Li Tiezhu, especially his interaction with Deng Chao, which made people laugh out their abs.
The quality of the entire programme improved by leaps and bounds, it was like two programmes compared to the last two, which made the audience more and more sure of Li Tiezhu’s variety performance.
Everyone was still roller skating, and Director Yan had already relaxed and even drank a carton of yoghurt, saying to his assistant:
“This instalment, steady.”
The assistant nodded: “Indeed, Chao paid a bit too much this issue.”
Director Yan shook his head, “He didn’t pay a lot, but the main thing is the change brought by Li Tiezhu. This little guy, simply born for variety, what kind of song is he singing? He reminds me of Baby Wang from the first season of Fly Away, he doesn’t look too smart, but he just has the laughs and the audience. If it wasn’t for the fact that he just debuted and his curiosity is still unstable, he could have gone straight to the main curiosity.”
The assistant was a bit confused, “Him? Main curry?”
Director Yan: “Absolutely no problem, wait for him to be popular for another year. Pair him up with a Chen Chi-Chi or Piggy, he can definitely play around with variety shows that aren’t usually big productions.”
Assistant: “Aren’t you targeting him? Why are you so optimistic about him?”
Director Yan: “I’m only targeting him because I’m careful! It has nothing to do with my vision if I don’t retaliate.”
Assistant: “……”
After leaving the roller skating rink, Deng Chao takes everyone to eat Grandma Cheng’s spicy intestines and spicy lotus root, which Grandma Cheng is very enthusiastic about.
The delicious Li Tiezhu did not focus on the food, and when Grandma Cheng was busy, he went to rub a hug when the group photo was taken, and the task reached 2/4.
In the car, Chen Chi Chi and Xiao Lu a car, discussing there.
Deer Hani said, “Hahaha …… Just now Tiezhu hugged Grandma Cheng, he doesn’t think that old grannies are also considered girls, right?”
Chen Chi Chi: “Why doesn’t it count? The mission card says heterosexual.”
Deer Ha Ni was nervous: “What then? He’s already hugged two people, there are two left.”
Chen Chichu: “There’s no rush, we’ll stop him a bit after that, and when he’s ready to hug the fourth one, we’ll report him directly, hahaha!”
Chen Yi asked, “Why? Brother Tie Zhu will be punished if he loses, but it seems like we don’t have anything to gain, right?”
Chen Chichu: “How can a person only think about the benefits? Aren’t you happy to see Tie Zhu being punished?”
Deer Hani: “That’s right, in order to let a good brother feel the suffering of the world, it’s certainly incumbent on a brother to report him!”
Chen Yi thought for half a day before he understood that these two people were purely trying to pit Li Tiezhu, and laughed and bent over in sympathy with Li Tiezhu.
Next is to visit Chao’s teacher and teacher’s mother, a group of hungry people want to dilly-dally, but people have already eaten, or the teacher’s mother proposed to go to buy baklava to eat, everyone responded enthusiastically.
Chen Yi and Li Tie Zhu volunteered to go with the teacher’s mother to buy baklava.
Finally, everyone picked up Tian Yu, who had arrived, and went to Deng Chao’s alma mater to play basketball.
Chen Chi-Chi and Deng Chao challenged the director’s team, and the director’s team directly called on Li Tiezhu, and everyone understood that Li Tiezhu had taken credit for planning to pit himself, and that he deserved to join the director’s team.
The guest team beat the director’s team 12:2, then, Li Tiezhu was replaced, consecutive cover Chao and Chen Chichih, cover to Chen Chichih doubt life. Deer Hani made a handsome throw at the end, ready to kill, but was slapped out by Li Tiezhu with a hot pot.
Then, Li Tiezhu under the basket to eat Chen Chi Chi, small hook shot into the basket.
The director’s team fought back against the odds and won 21:20.
After winning the game, Li Tiezhu went to hug his teammates, and when it was finally the turn of the girls of the director’s team, he was pushed away by Chen Chichih.
It looks like it’s about to work, has it been discovered?
Chen Chi Chi: “What do you mean? We lost, we didn’t get the prize money, what are we going to eat tonight? How about a big meal? How about a midnight snack?”
Li Tiezhu sighed in relief, “Blame me? Didn’t you say you were a bully under the basket? I almost broke my foot when I hit you.”
The two began to fight, with passive skills in hand, Li Tiezhu didn’t lose any ground, Chen Chichi didn’t care about winning or losing, I’m simply stopping you from hugging girls.
The crowd bid farewell to Peach Red and boarded the bus to Jiangxia.
The night is already very deep, the atmosphere in the bus is slightly depressing, a group of people hungry and hungry.
Tian Yu asked, “To Jiangxia ah, how much money do we still have now?”
Deer Hani smiled bitterly, “It’s just me who has forty-four, Chao, Chichi, you and Tiezhu, they’re all negative.”
“Hahahahaha ……”
The group of people laughed and laughed with sad expressions.
Chen Chi Chi was icking Wang Tie’s head, “When did you come back?”
Wang Tie: “I came back after winning the championship.”
The crowd praised him.
Li Tiezhu: “Huh? Aren’t you always there?”
Wang Tie: “Brother? I disappeared for a whole day to get a stand-up comedy championship and you didn’t even notice I was gone?”
“Aren’t you already the champion?”
“It’s the overall champion.”
“Are stand-up comedy competitions so complicated these days?”
“This isn’t comedy, this is stand-up comedy.”
“It’s all the same, I have a brother who studies comedy, I get it.”
“You get it ……”
Deng Chao interrupted, “You guys still have the strength to discuss this? I think it’s imperative that I’m really hungry. Think about what to do tonight first.”
Li Tiezhu: “Finding someone to dine with ah, this still needs to be thought about?”
Deer Hani: “So direct?”
Chen Chi-Chi took out his mobile phone: “What else? A group of people begging along the street? Hahaha …… go out and rely on friends, my senior brother Yuan Hong he is from Jiangxia.”
Called the phone, Yuan Hong is not in Jiangxia: “I am not in Jiangxia, my wife is ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Hang up.”
Chen Chi Chi hung up directly: “What do I bother to say to you?”
Turned his head to call the second sister’s phone, did not answer.
Dengchao, Tianyu, Chen Chichihui, and Deer Ha Ni all four called together, still no answer.
Deer Hani: “It’s over!”
Li Tiezhu came: “Why did you guys return your mobile phones? Hey yes, I also confiscated my mobile phone, this director is too collapsed, right? This has no sense of variety.”
Chen Chichu: “If you confiscate the mobile phones, it’s even more difficult to find people to dabble with.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then I’ll play one.”
Deer Hani: “Tie Zhu, you still know friends in Jiangxia?”
Li Tiezhu dialled the phone, “Isn’t it you guys who say you are looking for the second sister? I also play one ah, the last time Hengdian met, because it is a hometown, so I added it, the second sister can be enthusiastic.”
Chen Chi Chi: “Should sleep, I’m so iron relations, can not get through, how can you ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Passed, second sister good, I Li Tiezhu.”
Chen Chichu eyes bulged out:”……”
Deng Chao taunted Chen Chi Chi: “Is it cool to hit your face?”
On the phone, Second Sister was full of confusion, “Why are so many people calling me?”
Li Tiezhu: “Looking for you ah, we are together, came to Jiangxia, brother Chichu said must invite you to dinner, can not get through the phone, we are anxious crazy.”
Deer Hani was surprised at Li Tiezhu’s shamelessness, “So …… so slippery?”
Chen Chi Chi came up: “Yes, anxious crazy. Come to Jiangxia do not invite the second sister to eat, or people?”
Second sister: “Fatty, you’re drunk again?”
Chen Chi Chi: “I, I this I …… say what, I don’t drink people.”
Li Tiezhu: “He is not drunk this time, we are together.”
Second sister: “How do you so many people together?”
Li Tiezhu: “We’re recording a programme, the four ha dabbing group, just happened to be in Jiangxia.”
Second sister: “Dabbling group?”
Chen Chichu: “Four Ha Dry Rice Troupe, you heard it wrong, a programme that specialises in running around inviting friends to dinner. I’m with Brother Chao, Tie Zhu, Xiao Lu, Brother Tian Yu, Wang Tie, Yan Qi and Chen Yi, we came to Wuhan together!”
Second Sister: “Oh …… it’s none of my business ah?”
The atmosphere in the car was a bit awkward for a while.
Deer Hani crying face laughing: “Hahahahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu pushed Chen Chi Chi away and said, “Second sister, I Li Tiezhu, do you still have an impression?”
Second sister: “Not to say that you recognise you as a younger brother? What do you mean, do you have any impression! I listen to your song every day, sister to you, you less with them to mix, don’t be brought bad by the fat man, that fat man bad seek very.”
The hometown dialect is all over the place.
Li Tiezhu: “Must not, must not. We came to Jiangxia, ready to go to eat delicious, but do not know what to eat only authentic, want to find you to help recommend it, by the way, please eat.”
Second sister: “Just by the way to invite me ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Then if we are seven or eight people, specifically to invite you to dinner, do you dare to come?”
Second Sister: “That’s true ……”
Chen Chi Chi came up again, “So, Second Sister, you first give us where you are, and we come to find you. Then please show us the way, we’ll find some authentic food to eat while recording, and by the way, we’ll invite you to join us for a late night snack. Do you think it’s okay?”
Second Sister: “Do you guys want me to treat you to a midnight snack?”
Chen Chi Chi’s expression changed: “……”
Deng Chao hooped Chen Chi Chi’s neck from behind and whispered, “You stop talking, say it again and this meal will be yellow.”
Li Tiezhu: “You please? How can that be a good idea? But since you have said your words, and the programme team has recorded it, this …… if you don’t let you invite, and broadcast it, it seems that the impact is not good.”
Second sister: “It’s okay, second sister doesn’t want that face.”
Li Tiezhu: “But when the younger brother can not not give you to earn face ah! In addition …… we eight people, just forty-four pieces left.”
Second sister smiled bitterly: “OK! I’ll send you the location, you guys come and pick me up.”
Li Tiezhu decisively hung up the phone, “Thank you sis.”
Duh~
Deer Hani was curious: “Tie Zhu, everyone says you’re honest, why are you fooling people?”
Chen Chichu: “And shameless, even more shameless than me.”
Deng Chao: “This kind of person is just fake honest, my crotch still hurts now.”
Li Tiezhu said blankly, “I often dabble and never fail. Qin Tao, class flower, Little Prince Against the Wind, Zhao Liya, Leng Ba, Fang Bo, Yue, Xu Shanqiang, Yang Mimi …… I’ve dabbled, it’s a kind of talent, it has nothing to do with whether it’s stupid or not. Divided into passive dabbing and active dabbing two kinds, passive dabbing must be shy and politely refuse, and finally can not wipe the face to eat, active dabbing simple, summed up is – deadbeat to create excuses.”
Chen Chi Chi sucked in a mouthful of cool air, “Hiss – the sea of learning is a bitter boat! We are still too low.”
Deng Chao: “Dabbling is a technical job, Chen Chi Chi will only be shameless and unskilled.”
Chen Chichih shook his head decisively, “Gimme a break!”
Deer Hani: “This is the king of dabbling!”
The car continued to drive, the crowd was talking and laughing, after all, dabbling ah! Just thinking about it makes me happy.
Li Tiezhu was a bit silent, the system released another mission.
[Ding! Special mission: if the play rate of Siha breaks 50 million, then 10 points of intelligence value will be rewarded + blackening card X3]
10 points of intelligence value, Li Tiezhu is not particularly concerned, but what is the blackening card?
What does X3 mean? Three of them? What’s the use?
Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and checked it, the four ha 〇 and the first issue of the play rate is good, especially the first issue, the play rate of thirty million.
Run through the properties again now:
Current intelligence value: 99 points.
Remaining intelligence value: 19 points.
Music Achievement: 1318 points.
Variety Achievements: 721 points.
Achievements in film and television: 55 points.
Shake fans: 39.54 million.
Cat tameness: 54%. (When did that go up another 1 point?)
[Main Quest No. 3: Three Month Variety Achievement Reached 1000. reward: 30 points of Intelligence. Gift: 5 points of Intelligence cap]
[Special Task: If the broadcast rate of Siha breaks 50 million, then 10 points of Intelligence value will be rewarded + Blackening Card X3]
Possessed Abilities: Dislike Sky, Dislike Earth, Dislike Air Skill (Passive), Absolute Sound Sense, Beginner Singing Skill, Intermediate Acting Skill
……
In the middle of the night, the four ha dabbling group finally came to the agreed place, and the second sister was still not here. Deer Hani took Wang Tie, Chen Yi and Yan Qi to buy lollipops to eat, Li Tiezhu refused, my hard man Li Tiezhu is impossible to eat lollipops …… anon, so fragrant.
Alps original lollipop is still good.
Li Tiezhu sipped the lollipop to the door of the district, and it happened that the second sister walked out with her poker friends.
Second sister hugged Chao and Chi-Chi while exclaiming, “What’s going on? What are you guys doing in the middle of the night?”
Li Tiezhu hurriedly rubbed up and waited in line for the hugs.
Second Sister hugged Tian Yu and said a few words, and Li Tiezhu leapt into action.
Chen Chi Chi said to Deer Ha Ni who came over, “Look how excited Li Tie Zhu is, haha, when he’s done hugging, you can just report it.”
Deer Hani nodded and was a little scared, “Why me? You report ah!”
Chen Chi Chi: “You are brothers-in-law ah, I am an outsider, I am afraid that he will screw me.”
Deer Ha Ni then laughed: “Heh heh heh …… you like this I’m panicking ah!”
Over there, the second sister and Tian Yu exchanged pleasantries before heading towards Deerhani.
Li Tiezhu jumped, “Second sister, there’s me.”
Second sister was startled: “Ouch, ouch, scared me to death! Why are you dark again? This black light, I didn’t even see you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Being angry black by Chao and the others.”
Second sister and Li Tiezhu hugged and separated, “You’re silly, you haven’t been bullied much following them, right?”
Deng Chao immediately cried out, “Who bullied who? Second sister, don’t be fooled by the illusion of his appearance.”
Li Tiezhu was about to explain, Deer Hani suddenly jumped out and raised his hand, “Director! I want to report, Li Tiezhu’s mission is definitely to embrace the opposite sex, the amount, I guess it’s four times, now it’s three times.”
The second sister was not clear about the situation.
Li Tiezhu said, “Fat Deer, how do you know? Did Brother Chao tell you about it?”
Deer Hani: “No, I swear! It wasn’t Brother Chao who told me. Hahaha …… Tiezhu, the next issue is a full mosaic, hahaha!”
Then, the director walked up, and all the people looked at Director Yan with anticipation.
Director Yan’s face was expressionless: “Congratulations to Li Tiezhu, the first to complete the secret mission.”
Chen Chi Chi opened her mouth wide in disbelief.
Deer Ha Ni was confused, “Huh?”
Over there, Deng Chao, who was explaining to his second sister, couldn’t stand it anymore, “What’s wrong with the directing team? Blatantly favouring Li Tiezhu? I’ve been torn up twice, so I’ve suffered for nothing? He’s only hugged three members of the opposite sex, we all remember, the female staff, Grandma Cheng and Second Sister.”
Li Tiezhu grinned widely, “Hey hey hey …… want to screw me? Fat Deer you are finished.”
Deer Hani hid behind Chen Chi Chi, waiting for the director’s team to give a statement.
Director Yan brought a tablet and played the image of Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi accompanying Deng Chao’s teacher’s mother to buy baklava, and Li Tiezhu forcibly thanked his teacher’s mother on Chao’s behalf and hugged successfully.
Then, Li Tiezhu returned and forced Chen Yi into a corner, grabbed one of his legs and did a vertical split. The dancing Tatsuya screamed in pain, and Li Tiezhu threatened him not to tell anyone or he would tear him apart, and Tatsuya was forced to agree.
So after Li Tiezhu embraced his second sister, he had completed his secret mission.
Deng Chao, Chen Chiji and Deer Hani were dumbfounded, this is done?
Among them, Deng Chao was the most miserable.
Director Yan: “Congratulations to Li Tiezhu for getting the 500 yuan reward, come get the red packet.”
Li Tiezhu joyfully received the red packet, before he opened it.
Yan guide again: “Li Tiezhu, return the money.”
Li Tiezhu face collapsed, five hundred yuan red envelope and handed back.
Director Yan: “Okay, Li Tiezhu still owes two hundred, recording continues.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
“Ahhhhh! It’s really Li Tiezhu!”
The second sister’s poker friends came over to take a picture with Li Tiezhu, there was no way, the second sister’s poker friends were older and belonged to the mother’s fans.
Taking advantage of Li Tiezhu being pestered, Deng Chao, Chen Chiji and Deer Hani were called aside by Director Yan.
Director Yan: “According to the rules, one of the three of you will have to choose one of you to come out and admit defeat and be punished, and the next period will be a full mosaic.”
Deng Chao: “It can’t be me, he pressed me twice on the one-horse, now I’m in pain when I walk, I can’t suffer for nothing! I don’t have the credit but I have the pain!”
Deer Ha Ni: “It can’t be me either, I just reported him, he’s looking at me all wrong now, he’ll retaliate against me, I can’t take the punishment again.”
Chen Chichu: “Actually, I also paid a lot ……”
Deer Hani: “Show of hands, I vote for Chichu.”
Deng Chao: “Chen Chichu.”
Chen Chi-Chi: “……”
Director Yan: “Good, you guys go back and act directly against Li Tiezhu, you two complete the task and Chen Chichu is punished. Otherwise, how else can we target Li Tiezhu in the next period?”
Chen Chichu: “Are you sure this is targeting Li Tiezhu, not me?”
This picture is also on the main film throughout, the audience laughed, these three people steal the chicken is also bad enough, Yan director is the most dog, obviously know that Li Tiezhu secretly hugged the teacher’s mother, but the whole process is hidden, it’s hard to say who he is actually targeting.
The pop-up screen let loose with ridicule:
“Chen Chi Chi, Serious Brother teaches you to be a human being!”
“It’s not easy to see this bitch Chen Chichi suffer in the programme.”
“Li Tiezhu is really not stupid, just a naive character.”
“Looking forward to Chen Chi-Chi’s mosaic face in the next instalment.”
“I’m more looking forward to how Li Tiezhu is going to get back at Deer Ha Ni, with his character ……”
“Fat Deer’s whole body is square, hahaha ……”
“Deng Chao, does it still hurt?”
Chen Chi Chi walked back and said, “Where are you guys playing mahjong? Why don’t we go up and rest for a while.”
Second Sister: “Where can we go up to rest for a while? The old people and children in the third sister’s family are all asleep.”
Chen Chichu: “I didn’t think of this ……”
Dengchao: “The children and elderly are asleep and you guys are actually playing mahjong?”
The poker players spoke up: “We have a special mahjong room ah!”
Li Tiezhu’s rainbow farts spewed madly: “Professional! This is the highest level of playing mahjong! And ah, I feel we are especially honoured. You know what? In Xichuan, there are two kinds of the highest etiquette for picking up a friend, one is to eat hot pot with you willing to eat mandarin ducks pot, and the other is to play mahjong halfway through the game specially to pick you up. I’m so touched!”
Second sister nodded repeatedly, “Right, right!”
Deng Chao, Chen Chiji and Deer Hani looked at each other in disbelief, this guy is so shameless!
And then, Second Sister led everyone to a street side shop, busy ordering food, all the dishes were all served in two portions. The old three looked at each other, act it out, and then take revenge in the following instalments is all.
Chen Chichi burped at Deerhawni, who ducked away in disgust.
Chen Chichi came back to Deng Chao.
Dengchao raises his hand, “Report, Chen Chichichi’s task is to burp at others, and if you don’t get scolded, you’ll be considered successful once. Right?”
Chen Chi-Chi: “Nope. Don’t guess blindly, you guys!”
Director Yan: “How many times?”
Chen Chichu acted well and stood up with a weird expression, “And give hints? The director’s team has gone too far!”
Deng Chao: “Four times.”
Director Yan: “Not right.”
Deerhani: “Five times?”
Director Yan: “Chan Chik Chik is eliminated and accepts the punishment of a face mosaic for the next instalment.”
Chan Chik Chik: “…… Very good! I won’t wear make-up or do my hair next issue, so I can sleep for an extra hour, hahaha er ……”
Li Tiezhu came in with, “Fighting me? Hmph!”
Chen Chichu: “Ah! I, my brain hurts.”