Xu Shanqian was startled and picked his shiny brain, “What’s wrong with this girl? She said she can kill chickens and ducks, I thought it was a joke, so bold?”
Huang Sanshi said, “Not only will kill and quite sharp, a knife to solve, than I am still sharp, tsk …… can not see.”
Fang Bo also wondered, “Nowadays, what do stars train ah? Did they hire a teacher to teach them specifically?”
Liu Yuan was dumbfounded for a long time before saying, “Scared me to death, that hand of blood ……”
Although he has been acting for a few years, but this year is only nineteen years old, last year with the starring role of “Tang Tang Tang” jumped to become the hottest newcomer, he usually encountered female artists are dainty and soft, which has seen this battle!
And Peng Yu Chang directly did not say words, rotten face giggling, scared baby.
He Ling turned on the electric heater and said with a smile: ”Otherwise, do you think the female version of Li Tiezhu has a false reputation? She is not character like Li Tiezhu, but origin like Li Tiezhu. She is also a rural child, dropped out of junior high school to work in the city, was cheated and pitted, and then finally brought on fire by Li Tiezhu before making her debut. Things like killing chickens are rare for her.”
He knew that Yang Feiyue entrusted relations to come, and did not know, so he did some homework in advance, after all, he has the highest film pay.
Huang Sanshi let out an oh, “That’s no wonder, this child is not easy.”
Waiting for the blood to finish, Li Tiezhu released the chicken into the water basin and scalded it once, and then started plucking the feathers with Yang Feiyue, until the feathers were plucked, Songzhu’er only dared to run over to watch from a close distance.
“Sister Feiyue you’re really good! I only dare to kill fish.”
“What’s wrong with that? If it weren’t for my lack of strength, I would have dared to kill a pig.”
“Are you really from the countryside?”
“Yes! I’m good at farm work, and I’m the best at peeling corn, my dad can’t even peel it! I can peel 400 catties a day!”
“Huh? The corn is so tender, how can you peel it so fast?”
“It’s the old corn that’s peeled.”
Li Tiezhu burned a bundle of straw to burn off the tiny fluffy hairs that hadn’t been plucked clean from the chicken.
Yang Feiyue volunteered to dissect the chicken, so Li Tiezhu went to boil water to kill the ducks later.
Song Zhu’er wanted to help, but could not intervene, only to see Yang Feiyue skilful, the gizzard, chicken heart, chicken intestines and so on out and put, and then wash the chicken clean.
After finishing, the two went to the pavilion to drink water.
Yang Feiyue suddenly saw the coloured lights and his eyes lit up: “Hey! It’s duck ah, duck is delicious. Master! There’s a fandango here ……”
“Quack!”
The coloured lights fluttered away in fear.
The crowd laughed, Yang Feiyue was only scarier than Li Tiezhu in the eyes of the mushroom house critters.
He Ling said, “That duck is called Colourful Lantern, it’s the Mushroom House’s pet, this can’t be eaten.”
Yang Feiyue regretted, “It’s still quite fat.”
Huang Sanshi asked, “Fei Yue, how old are you?”
Yang Feiyue: “Eighteen, adult.”
“How long have you been working part-time?”
“Almost four years.”
“What do you know? Did you debut as a singer or an actor?”
“Huh? I don’t know anything except farming and housework. Can’t sing or act either.”
“Then what are you doing on the road?”
“To make money!”
“What are you doing to make money?”
“Go on the show!”
“You this …… I’m all wrapped up in you, you debut to point to mix variety show to make money?”
“I would like to sing, but my master said I’m pentatonic, and the music teacher of that small programme group was pissed off by me for two.”
“How did you get the champion of that show?”
“The audience voted for it! The people who watch that show don’t know anything about music or acting.”
There was another burst of good-natured laughter from everyone, there aren’t many female artists these days who are so mouthy and good at self-hatred, and they’re all gathered in the Mushroom House today.
Song Zhu’er said, “Sister Feiyue, don’t be discouraged. I don’t know anything either, but I still make money. I’m actually not very good at acting, and my popularity is all due to my face value. It’s the opposite of Mr Fang Bo, female artists are not the same as male artists!”
Yang Feiyue: “Thank you, Madam.”
Fang Bo: “Hey? How did I get laid?”
Song Zhu’er: “Complimenting you.”
Fang Bo: “……”
He Ling smiled, “Brother Bo, how does it feel to be complimented?”
Huang Sanshi: “I guess it’s no different from being humiliated.”
When Li Tiezhu boiled the water, Yang Feiyue started to kill the ducks again, Song Zhu’er got up her guts to spectate and screamed even more mournfully than the ducks.
When the programme aired, the pop-up screen looked surprised:
“This girl called Yang Feiyue is too amazing, isn’t she? Why isn’t it hot?”
“Just debuted, not much talent, but killing chickens and pulling out entrails is something I’m a fan of.”
“She’s also a good match for Song Zhu’er!”
“I didn’t realise that apart from Li Tiezhu, Song Zhu’er could find someone whose brain circuits match.”
“Catching up from ‘Sister Forward’, super love Fei Yue sister.”
“I a girl love Yang Feiyue and Song Zhu’er.”
“I a big old man can’t even kill a chicken.”
“It looks like a bitter child born, like this pile of girls.”
“Does everyone know what works she has?”
“She doesn’t have any works because my Fei Yue sister can’t do anything!”
After eleven o’clock, Li Tiezhu began to boil sheep bone soup. And cut some pickled vegetables and pickled peppers, and fried the chicken miscellaneous to make bashfulness, and at noon, we will eat sheep soup and chicken miscellaneous noodles.
Of course, Liu Yuan wanted to eat onion oil noodles, Li Tiezhu also prepared a separate one.
Liu Yuan ate onion oil noodles looking at other people’s chicken miscellaneous noodles, gluttonous, looking at Song Zhu’er’s eyes more resentful.
As usual, Li Tiezhu served a huge basin and stomped on the table storm inhalation.
Lunch is simple, dinner is sumptuous, this is the practice of the mushroom house.
The whole six two noodles, Li Tiezhu is the first to finish eating, and then light up the mobile phone: “I advanced 241.5 yuan for groceries, who will reimburse me?”
He Ling almost choked and snickered.
Huang Sanshi said, “We don’t have any money either, it’s impossible for the show to reimburse you. How about this, there’s still the last piece of our radish field halfway up the back mountain, why don’t you guys pull the radish and pay it back?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, “It’s okay.”
Huang Sanshi asked, “What’s the price?”
Next to him, the director, with a “giant indifference” face among a group of indifferent staff, said, “I’ll give you twice the market price, and radishes will cost one yuan a catty.”
He Ling covered her mouth and laughed, “That’s more than two hundred pounds of radishes! That’s too much, isn’t it?”
Peng Yu Chang lowered his head and dried his face, “Is there two hundred pounds of radish in that soil?”
Director: “That I don’t care.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Two hundred catties of radish isn’t much, we can still make some, and buy some more vegetables at night to eat tomorrow.”
Peng Yu Chang was surprised, so fierce? He was in the middle of the extra half a catty of noodle bowl, clip a little to his bowl, and to clip, but clip empty.
Only to see, Yang Feiyue picked up that basin and gleaned all the noodles into his own bowl, then nimbly put in the seasonings and yards.
Peng Yu swallowed, ”Sister Feiyue, can you eat it? That has to be three taels of noodles, right?”
Yang Feiyue’s face bulged, with a big mouthful of noodles in her mouth, “Even seven can go down.”
Sure enough, Yang Feiyue was like a water pump, sucking and huffing, drying down half a bowl of noodles in a few mouthfuls, copying a water cup and filling it with a few large mouthfuls of water, burying her head and eating furiously again.
Next to Song Zhu’er also added half a bowl, also ate soundly.
Peng Yu Chang: “Both sisters, don’t your agents ask you to eat less? Don’t you keep in shape?”
Yang Feiyue sipped the noodle soup, “Gulp, gulp, if I don’t eat I’ll get hungry!”
Song Zhu’er said, “Being fatter is what makes you look good! You don’t know how to appreciate it.”
Peng Yu Chang looked at Huang Sanshi, “Teacher Huang, they eat so well.”
Huang San Shi laughed, “It’s a blessing to be able to eat, and I don’t agree with the girls in the entertainment industry dieting, it’s not good for the body, and the aesthetics of being on the thin side is actually not good at all.”
Xu Shanqiang patted his stomach, “That’s right, when the time comes that Teacher Huang and I’s kind of body is considered fresh meat, the aesthetics of the entertainment industry will be normal.”
Fang Bo: “Then I’m still Qingdao Daniel Wu.”
The noodle soup was drunk until not a single drop was left, before Yang Feiyue burped contentedly, “Ha! It’s so comfortable.”
Peng Yu Chang hadn’t finished eating, “So fast? Sister, do you eat without swallowing?”
Yang Feiyue was confused, “It’s not chewing, right? How can I eat without swallowing? There’s something wrong with your wording. I can’t do anything, I’m the first in dry rice!”
Peng Yu Chang: “……”
Yang Feiyue wiped his mouth and said to the programme team, “Director, that chicken and duck feathers, how much will I sell them to you when I dry them later? Chicken feathers can be made into a chicken duster, duck feathers can be made into a down jacket, that’s a two year old duck, duck down is thieves warm ……”
Peng Yu Chang and He Ling were stunned, there is such an operation?
Director: “Ten dollars.”
Yang Feiyue: “Have you never lived in the countryside? How can you film a rural variety show with this? Chicken feathers cost at least eight yuan, and duck feathers cost more than twenty. Give me a round number, thirty.”
Director: “……! Good.”
He really doesn’t get it.
Song Zhu’er took Yang Feiyue’s shoulder with honour: “Well done! You’ve earned some more for our Tie Zhu.”
Yang Feiyue regretted: “I should have known to buy live rabbits and kill them myself, the rabbit skin is also worth money …….”
After lunch, He Ling made tea, so everyone took a break and started chatting.
Yang Feiyue and Songzhu’er were comparing their stomachs to see whose stomach was round, and in the end it was Yang Feiyue, who ate the most, who won and rounded into a ball. Speaking of the round thing, it naturally transitioned back to the question of why Xu Shanqiang’s head was so round, and the two of them engaged in a slightly heated discussion.
Xu Shanqian, who was chatting with Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi, frequently rolled his eyes, discussing my head to my face is fine, can’t you keep your voice down?
Li Tiezhu cleaned up the dishes, and Peng Yu Chang went to wash the dishes.
He Ling then peeled the fruit and asked Li Tiezhu: “Pillar, what are your plans after the year? You’re going to take the Nortel exam, right?”
Song Zhu’er over there raised her hand, “I’ll take him to the exam! Failure to take the exam means there are shady practices.”
Nortel teacher Huang Sanshi laughed and shook his head.
Li Tiezhu nodded: “I have this intention, and I’m recently catching up on some knowledge, but I’m halfway through the exam, so it might be a bit difficult.”
He Ling said, “It’s fine, I believe you can pass the exam. After the year, around the time you’ve just finished your arts exams, in April or May, I think, the second season of Mushroom House will start recording. Any interest in coming?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t even think about it and said, “Of course I want to come, I like cooking.”
He Ling laughed: “Not to come for one or two episodes, but to be the resident guest, Pang Peng has to film, absent for six or seven episodes, you will take his place.”
Li Tiezhu: “Really? Can I?”
Huang Sanshi said, “Of course you can, if you come, I’ll just make tea and coffee, how nice.”
Li Tiezhu knew that this was Teacher He and Teacher Huang promoting themselves, and hurriedly nodded, “Okay! Then I’ll come and help out until Brother Pang Pang comes back.”
Peng Yu Chang stood not far away with her apron tied, “I’m afraid I won’t be able to come back ……”