Li Tiezhu had just put down his backpack when he saw another small H running towards him, while the small H just now was still at his feet, Li Tiezhu rubbed his eyes, “What’s the situation? How did you even learnt to split your body?”
Only after a while did Li Tiezhu understand under the explanation of the staff, the other one with slightly lighter fur colour was called Little O, which was Little H’s girlfriend.
After all, spring has arrived well ……
Li Tiezhu just wanted and two Shiba Inu to know each other, found that the timing is not right, the two of them in the pergola on the side of the “fight”, small O was small H riding on the body of a beating, screaming again and again.
Even the film crew was embarrassed to film it.
As for the two dogs chasing and playing with each other in the pilot film, it was taken when they were teasing them with a ball, and in fact, Little H is a LSP who doesn’t know how to be romantic when he meets and rides them.
Pop-Up:
“Crap! Real dog food!”
“Two dogs look the same!”
“Can’t tell which is which.”
“The world where dogs abuse people ……”
“Both are so fat!”
“Colourful light: I’m angry!”
“Tenba: I’m jealous.”
Then the scene shifts to come to Tenba, and staying with him in the sheep pen is the grown-up Dot.
Tenba: “Baa~”
These two sheep are bolted in the yard, also each livestock shed. Li Tiezhu went over and touched Tianba: “You’re also old and not good for eating, however, Dot is in its prime, tsk tsk ……”
Dot Dot Dot: “Baa hee hee ……”
Li Tiezhu wiped his saliva and walked back to the courtyard with a regretful face to visit the room.
“Where are Teacher Huang and the others? When will they arrive?”
“The road is blocking the boat?
“What do you mean by “boat jam”? You think I’ve never been on a boat before?”
“Never mind, I’ll go inside and take a look.”
Into the house to take a look, Li Tiezhu are very heartwarming, this is his ideal old family villa look, full of local flavour but simple and elegant, the old man and Aunt Liu live will not be constrained, the onlookers look and feel advanced.
Li Tiezhu looked round upstairs and downstairs in wonder, and finally came to the kitchen, frowning.
“Just one wood stove???? It’s as if you guys are teasing me!”
Li Tiezhu looked at the cauldron of the wood stove, it’s not bad, but it’s too little, at least we are a food programme, right, one pot to f*ck an egg oh.
Staff: “Didn’t you realise there was something missing?”
Li Tiezhu: “Missing a small stove for simmering soup and a big clay stove for stir-frying.”
Staff member: “I mean besides the kitchen.”
Li Tiezhu: “Missing Teacher He and Teacher Huang!”
“I said stuff.”
“Oh? The two of them don’t count as stuff?”
“Erm ……”
“I feel like you’re swearing!”
“Don’t you say anything, I mean you don’t have any kitchenware, bedding, etc.”
The indifference cracked over the staff member’s head.
Li Tiezhu said, “Oh, what’s that got to do with me?”
The staff said, “It’s all been sent over from the last mushroom house, you need to pick it up yourselves.”
Li Tiezhu pointed at himself and said, “You said …… you guys?”
Staff member: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “With my experience in recording variety shows, I guess I’m the only one doing this job, not us. Those two are probably swimming in the mountains at this moment!”
The indifference on the staff’s head exploded, revealing a look of horror, which was the first time the staff showed their faces.
When the broadcast got here, the pop-up screen was naturally not lonely:
“My god! Is Brother Masanori already smart to this point?”
“It’s all because of Siha’s secret mission that left a psychological shadow on me, Tie Zhu.”
“So Li Tiezhu is naive not stupid!”
“After all the talking and fooling around, the things that should be done will not be the same.”
“Those two are really ruthless.”
“What is this? Tiezhu work king, make a scene?”
Li Tiezhu quickly received a large number of express order numbers, keyed his brain, and went to the yard to see that there were two cars parked in the yard, a wooden windmill and a two-eight bar.
Li Tiezhu also found a small trailer in the grocery room, tied the small trailer to the back of the two eight bar, stomped to the express pickup point.
The whole three trips, only to get all the express back, in the small courtyard piled up a small mountain.
Li Tiezhu opened those huge parcel boxes in three or two, put the bedding, rags, teapot, table, dog kennel, dishes and chopsticks into the place where they should be put respectively, and then opened a few boxes that were obviously implanted with advertis*ments, and cooperated with the act.
“Huh? What’s this?”
Li Tiezhu found a card in a small box.
“Emergency spending of three hundred yuan?”
Li Tiezhu looked around, very nimbly put the card into his coat pocket and hide it, this is all an old fault left behind by Siha.
It seemed like a big pile of things, in fact, half an hour to clean up, Li Tiezhu did not even sweat.
Pop-up:
“With my knowledge of the programme team, these couriers should be used to make things difficult for the trio.”
“Haha! I didn’t expect Li Tiezhu to express effortlessness.”
“I can only say that the programme team is looking down on Li Tiezhu too much.”
“Is Brother Serious going to take the 300 alone?”
“Being reasonable, Tie Zhu is too efficient in his work, isn’t he?”
After finishing, Li Tiezhu came to the camera, “Hello everyone, welcome to the Mushroom House. He Ling, the runner I hired, and Huang Sanshi, the chef I hired, haven’t arrived yet, I’ll deduct their wages later. In addition, welcome to the Mushroom House as a guest, return to the fields, embrace nature, this is the life of the Mushroom House ……”
Since He Ling didn’t come, Li Tiezhu helped to say the crosstalk and changed it by the way, somewhat flirting with the two old guys.
This season’s supervisor is very peculiar, it is the four ha’s deputy director Wang Zhengyu, this is a not according to the routine out of the two, listened to Li Tiezhu changed the crosstalk, immediately communicated with the director.
The director listened to a blank stare, so engaged in the line ah? We are a serious variety show, not a four-ha.
Wang Zhengyu: “Listen to me, it’s right!”
The director had to top the sign of indifference and found Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu. Given that you were the first to arrive at the Mushroom House, therefore, you are the master of the Mushroom House, and the remaining two resident guests are your helpers.”
Li Tiezhu: “Huh? I was just joking ……”
Director: “No joke! We’re serious about this show.”
Li Tiezhu: “No, you’re obviously being fooled by Wang Zhengyu, don’t pretend to be innocent here, that guy has pitted me more than enough? Four Ha is what he scripted ……”
Director: “…… cut this section.”
Li Tiezhu: “Say, how to play?”
Director: “That’s how it works, you are the mushroom house owner, each period give them both a task, whoever completes it well wins.”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s the reward for winning? What is the punishment for failure?”
The director was a bit stuck: “Ah …… this, I haven’t thought about it yet, after all, we are a warm and harmonious slow variety show.”
Li Tiezhu: “Slow variety art you whole these dry ah?”
Director: “Er ……”
Li Tiezhu: “In that case, the winner invites the flying guests to order food, eat, drink and have fun. The loser is responsible for working to save money to buy food, but also to help cook and wash dishes.”
Director: “Ah! Good.”
Li Tiezhu: “This is the pilot film, right? Have you thought about the mission?”
Director: “Ah …… no.”
Li Tiezhu: “Where is Wang Zhengyu?”
Producer Wang waved his hand on the side pretending to make a phone call, indicating that he was busy.
Li Tiezhu: “You’re holding your mobile phone backwards.”
Wang Zhengyu gave a dry laugh, “Ahem! You said it.”
Li Tiezhu: “In this case, whoever can tell the difference between Little H and Little O wins, and if they can’t tell the difference, they all go to work.”
Director: “Good.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re a really easy director, remember not to miss the question ah.”
The director nods indifferently.
Seeing this, the pop-up screen naturally began to get excited:
“I told you that Li Tiezhu is here to make trouble!”
“This director is a bit shy!”
“Didn’t he say to cut this part? Hahaha ……”
“Chased from Siha, wherever I Tiezhu goes, not an inch of grass grows!”
“The two dogs are almost identical, who can tell them apart?”
“It’s the first time Serious Brother has been the resident guest of Mushroom House, and now he’s the master? Where can we argue?”
“Pumbaa is crying in the cesspit ……”
“Last season was great, and this season is probably even weirder when we mix in the four-ha’s king director!”
“Serious Brother is going to dominate the Mushroom House!”
After Li Tiezhu communicated with the director team, he went to find something to do, he now found a few planks and carpentry tools in the utility room, and in three tries, he built a sheep pen for Tianba and Dot outside the courtyard.
This sheep pen not only had a food trough, a water trough, and a place to poop, though they wouldn’t necessarily use it.
Only, there was only an empty shelf on top of the sheep pen.
Li Tiezhu got some straw from a farmer’s house not far away, made a fence with bamboo gabions, and braided the straw strings to make a roof.
The sheep pen was changed.
Li Tiezhu brought Tianba and Dot into the sheep pen and settled down, fed them grass and water, and found the two Little H’s chasing chickens.
It seems that a chicken nest is still needed, as they are chasing a hen, and looking at the physique it is a hen that can lay eggs.
So, Li Tiezhu built another chicken nest and stuffed some straw.
Carrying a few chickens inside and feeling them, they were very eager to live and expressed their love, so Li Tiezhu temporarily put down the idea of killing chickens to make stew, and then went to dig the mud.
To be precise, it was digging clay at the foot of the hill to the left of the mushroom house.
After picking a quart of clay soil home and mixing it with water and cement, Li Tiezhu built a clay stove in the courtyard near the kitchen.
“Now cooking is no longer a worry, all that’s missing is a small stove.”
Li Tiezhu was so full of energy as he did his work that he almost even forgot that he was recording a programme.
This season’s mushroom house was more spacious not to mention, what Li Tiezhu liked the most was that this season’s mushroom house had a utility room with all the tools, he found a rectangular piece of iron in the utility room.
“If this is welded into a cylinder shape, it can be directly used as a fireplace!”
Li Tiezhu didn’t find any electric welding equipment, after all, that would be too professional, a bit of a pity, at this time, Song Zhu’er called the video phone.
Li Tiezhu immediately dropped the iron skin and started to introduce the new mushroom house to Hot Paw.
Song Zhu’er was overjoyed: “Wait for me! I will definitely come! The new mushroom house is so beautiful, but it would be better if there was a swing.”
Li Tiezhu said, “If you like it, then there will be.”
After chatting for a while longer, they hung up the video.
Li Tiezhu found wooden boards and ropes and began to pound …… the swing. A small fireplace? What kind of bullsh*t small fireplace? I don t remember.