After walking for a while, Huang Sanshi came to the vicinity of Li Tiezhu, holding a nanzhu panting, said to the camera: “Friends, this bamboo shoots are too damaging, they say that the mountain is full of bamboo shoots, why I skipped so far a tree did not see?”
Li Tiezhu did not lift his head, and added a knife: “Take off the sunglasses to see.”
Leng Ba assisted: “Yes! I have found five trees.”
Huang Sanshi was slightly shy and took off his sunglasses, “Ah! It’s dawn. Tie Zhu, tell me how to find this bamboo shoot?”
Li Tiezhu: “The big ones have been dug away by the villagers, the rest are just showing their heads, see a small bag bulging on the ground, set aside the bamboo leaves on the ground to see the tips of the shoots.”
Huang Sanshi paddled with his foot, “Oh, I’ll try.”
An hour later, Li Tiezhu dug a dozen bamboo shoots and carried them on his back to find Teacher He. He found Teacher He sitting paralysed on the ground with a helpless look on his face, while Huang Sanshi laughed on the sidelines. There was also a hoe that had fallen apart in the open space in front of him, as well as two empty backbaskets with a total of only two bamboo shoots inside, one of which was still broken.
Teacher He depressedly climbed up and continued prying the bamboo shoots with his woodchipper, muttering, “I don’t know who ordered the stewed bamboo shoots ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Did anyone order this?”
Huang Sanshi said, “The person who came with Big Head Xu ordered it. Didn’t you hear?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head and went to load the hoe and knock it tight.
Then Teacher He came over with a bamboo shoot a little longer than his thumb, “Enough to eat, right?”
Huang Sanshi: “You call this enough to eat?”
He Ling: “I mean Tie Zhu dug up so many, it’s enough to eat.”
Li Tiezhu: “No! Preparing the vegetables is your business, I’m going to make these into dried bamboo shoots for money.”
He Ling: “……”
Huang Sanshi continues to gloat from the sidelines.
Li Tiezhu didn’t dare to bully He Ling, carried a hoe and went to help him dig bamboo shoots, and soon dug three big ones.
He Ling viciously said, “I told him to order the stewed bamboo shoots, make them all for him, he must finish them for me!”
……
On the other side, in the programme team’s car, a middle-aged man with a country face said, “It’s best to eat stewed bamboo shoots in this season, the bamboo shoots are the most tender.”
Next to him, the big-headed monster wore a huge hat with a worried face, “I’m a bit weak now, last season was fine, I just accompanied Huang Sanshi to drink tea and watched the young people work, this period is expected to be difficult enough.”
The ones who came were Xu Shanqiang and Wang Hui.
Wang Hui asked, “Do some work, you still lack exercise.”
Xu Shanqian looked out the window, “Doing a little is fine, but I’m afraid Li Tiezhu might target me.”
Wang Hui: “Be confident and remove the word may.”
Xu Shanqian smiled back, “Why? I brought him to act in the film, I gave him that rabbit to support the scene, why should he target me?”
Wang Hui: “To make you feel more involved!”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
……
On the way back carrying bamboo shoots, Huang Sanshi walked at the front with his hands inserted, and He Ling followed with three bamboo shoots on her back. Leng Ba also walked in front of Li Tiezhu with empty hands, she wanted to help with the hoe, but was rejected by Li Tiezhu on the grounds of danger. Li Tiezhu carried a whole basket of bamboo shoots and two empty baskets, carrying two hoes at the end.
Leng Ba was a bit distressed: “I’ll help you carry the empty basket.”
Li Tiezhu: “You walk carefully, don’t fall.”
Leng Ba: “I’m not Song Zhu’er.”
Huang Sanshi said, “Teacher He, two male guests and one female guest are going down with you and Tiezhu to plant rice seedlings, right? Hurry up and finish so you can get the money.”
He Ling said, “You’re counting on it even before the people come.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Sister Lengba won’t plant rice seedlings, she’ll just rest.”
Huang Sanshi was indifferent: “It’s okay, I can help you cook anyway. Go back and fight with the programme team to plant one more field and earn another hundred, after all, this hundred hasn’t been earned yet it’s already finished in advance.”
He Ling: “Will the guests dislike rice planting?”
Huang Sanshi: “It’s not up to him to like it or not.”
Li Tiezhu is more direct: “Don’t worry, Teacher He, I promise to make them love rice planting!”
He Ling: “Pfft ……”
……
Xu Shanqiang and Wang Hui chatted first and arrived at the mushroom house, pushing the door in and tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
“Wow! This mushroom house is so well built this year!”
“It also has a lot of animals.”
“It looks delicious.”
“I’d say zoo, and you say delicious?”
“Ha! Huh? What’s with the two little H’s?”
“Ooh! That’s a sheep, right?”
“That’s Tianba and Dot, which Tiezhu and Songzhu’er wanted to eat so badly last year.”
“This little yard is so cute.”
Walking into the house, the two of them went upstairs and downstairs before coming back to the living room next to the dining room and pushing the door open.
“Huh? There’s another kitty.”
“It’s so white!”
“It’s a Persian cat, isn’t it?”
Xu Shanqiang walked over to the cat cage and looked at it, and the white cat inside bared its teeth at him, “Meowowowowowowowowowow ……”
Xu Shanqian laughed: “Hey? Milk fierce milk fierce!”
Wang Hui also went over to watch, “It’s so pretty, yo! It’s blowing up!”
When the programme was playing here, it started to rewind and the time came to a few hours ago.
Leng Ba got off the plane at two in the morning, retrieved the kitten that had been checked in, then fed it some water and cat food, and rushed to the Mushroom House in the car.
In the car, Leng Ba said to the camera, “This is the cat that Li Tiezhu kept, put it in the Donghai Apartment a year ago under the care of his assistant, he didn’t come to Donghai after he went home for New Year’s Eve, and the cat recently lost its temper and didn’t eat much. I don’t live far from him, so I brought it to Li Tiezhu.”
What she carried to the mushroom house in the morning was the Persian cat Xiao Jiu, for fear of being bullied by the two silly dogs, she put it into the small living room and closed the door, and then …… she forgot about it herself.
Big Head Xu carried the cat cage and went out of the room, came to the pergola and sat down, the cat cage was placed on the table, and the two dogs circled around the cat cage.
Xiao Jiu was trembling with fear.
Wang Hui: “Look at scaring the kitten ……”
Big Head Xu: “I’m letting it get to know its little friends. Kitten, one of these two inside is called Little H. That fandango over there is called Colourful Lights, and look, those two in the sheep pen, one is called Tianba and the other is called Dot Dot Dot. Also, there are a lot of old hens in the chicken coop over there, but I guess they don’t have names, so I won’t introduce them to you …… By the way, what’s your name?”
Wang Hui: “It really talks to scare you to death.”
At this time, the bamboo shoot digging foursome came back, and there was another lively introduction to each other.
Huang Sanshi saw Xu Shanqiang and pretended to be surprised, “Ah yo drink! Bald …… no, contend son ah!”
Xu Shanqian: “Fatty Huang hello hello!”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Shanqian!”
Xu Shanqian unfolds his arms, “Aaah, hello hello hello ……”
Li Tiezhu also had to go and hug him.
Xu Shanqian directly skipped over Li Tiezhu and hugged Leng Ba behind him.
Leng Ba smiled and bowed her waist to hug Xu Shanqian.
Li Tiezhu had a black face, “Hmph!”
Leng Ba patted Li Tiezhu’s shoulder and didn’t say anything.
Only then did Xu Shanqian take off his hat: “Yo! Isn’t this Tie Zhu? You’re too dark, I didn’t even see it.”
Li Tiezhu: “You took off your hat and saw it, right? Or your head is brighter!”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
Several people exchange pleasantries and jokes and introduce the new mushroom house.
Finally, Big Head Xu said, “Little H has a girlfriend? Why does Little O?… make me think of Room Bo?”
He Ling then laughed, “Why are you as bad as Teacher Huang?”
Xu Shan argued, “Then what’s your cat’s name?”
He Ling: “Cat? What cat?”
Leng Ba ah, as if waking up from a dream, saw the cat cage on the pergola table, pounced over: “Ah! I forgot all about you, Tie Zhu, come and claim your cat!”
Li Tiezhu was wooden: “Why did you bring it here?”
Leng Ba made a double entendre: “You’ve been gone for two or three months, your cat misses you! Without eating or drinking, it will die if it doesn’t see you again!”
Li Tiezhu dry cough, walked over to open the cat cage, picked up Xiaojiu, Xiaojiu is very sticky Li Tiezhu, claws grabbed his clothes and won’t let go, low whimpering, as if very aggrieved.
Huang San Shi said: ”Hi! I accompanied my daughter to watch the good sound, I’ve seen this cat, what is it called Tiezhu?”
Li Tiezhu froze, it would be too evil to call Xiaojiu, the real Xiaojiu was still on the sidelines. He casually said, “Called Radish!”
Everyone laughed, your cat is called Radish?
Leng Ba were confused, ah? Not called Xiaojiu anymore? Also right, let people know that if they call it Xiaojiu, …… it is too evil.
He Ling asked, “Tie Zhu, why is it called radish ah?”
Li Tiezhu did not change his face, “Because …… my cat white ah!”
Leng Ba’s pretty face was slightly red, annoying.
In this way, the radish followed Li Tiezhu into the mushroom house.
Li Tiezhu turned around and looked for the director’s team, “Director! Is the cat food and cat litter reimbursed?”
Director: “Earn it yourself!”
The pop-up screen was like this:
“My serious brother’s style of painting is different, everyone else comes to the mushroom house by themselves, he brings ‘family members’.”
“Radish is so cute!”
“This is the prototype of those two ‘Persian Cats’ songs, right?”
“A fierce man and a cat, it’s so out of character, but why do I suddenly feel so gentle?”
“By this cat, we can tell that Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba are very close!”
Li Tiezhu settled Xiaojiu, no, settled Radish in the upstairs room, put the water basin, cat nest and cat litter, and taught it the position of each thing before closing the door and coming down.
By this time, the old few and Leng Ba had already started drinking tea in the pergola.
Chatting about eels was going on.
He Ling said, “We don’t have any money, so we are worried about how to solve this eel problem.”
Xu Shanqiang said, “How big a deal is this? Don’t we have Li Tiezhu? Wouldn’t he just go to the field and pick it out?”
He Ling: “He has to plant the rice seedlings, and we haven’t finished our task yet.”
Xu Shanqiang: “Wang Hui will help him plant the rice seedlings!”
He Ling: “What about you?”
Xu Shanqiang: “I’ll rest! My principle is that I can’t go on a mission just for the sake of eating, much less wear myself out trying to complete it.”
He Ling: “Hahaha ……”
At this time, Leng Ba, who hadn’t been able to interject much, shyly raised her hand, “That, I would like to ask …… if I have to catch this shrimp by myself as well? If that’s the case, I won’t eat it ……”
Xu Shanqiang bloomed with anger: “What! I ordered a yellow beef and eel silk you guys forced me to work, this beautiful girl also ordered shrimp? What prawns?”
Leng Ba smiled beautifully, “Spicy crayfish and …… boiled fish.”
Xu Shan argued: “Fatty Huang you tell me, what’s going on here? Differentiation is right?”
Huang Sanshi said, “This year it is Tiezhu who is in charge, it doesn’t count with me. Anyway, you ingredients work for yourselves to change, Leng Ba is different, Li Tiezhu will help her out.”
Xu Shan argued: “On what grounds?”
Li Tiezhu answered, “Just on the basis that you are too fat and need to exercise. Moreover, why are you still black? Black fat black fat.”
Xu Shan scrambled to break, sat himself down and laughed, and the others were even more mercilessly ridiculed.
At this time, the radio rang out, “Dear villagers, the weather forecast shows that there may be showers this afternoon and tomorrow.”
Li Tiezhu stood up, “Quick! Build a shed to cover up the tulo boards, or else there will be no rice to eat.”
Xu Shanqiang: “What Tuluo board? Don’t worry about the work, I’ll watch the dogs for you.”
Li Tiezhu dragged him away: “Dog, yesterday Mr Huang has already seen, do not need you to see, with me to cut bamboo.”
Huang Sanshi: “……”
He Ling bursts out laughing.
Wang Hui and Leng Ba also put on their gloves and follow, ready to work.
Li Tiezhu waved his hand, “Sister Leng Ba doesn’t need to come, you rest at home.”
Xu Shan contended, “On what grounds?”
The crowd spoke in unison: “Because you’re black and fat and black and fat!”