“No effect means you tried?”
“I’m damned if I’m going to cut …… ahem just for that.”
“Cut delicate?”
“None of your business!”
“Why did you spend that money? Doesn’t your old man know how to castrate pigs? Get him to do it, and it’ll be done in one cut, and it won’t cost you anything.”
“What if he gets good at it and cuts it all the way through?”
“You have a point! That would be cutting off your own flame …… belongs to medical malpractice!”
“Hey! If he knows that I didn’t succeed even in learning comedy, he might really cut me with a knife. I have no way back!”
Qin Tao’s expression was slightly sad.
Li Tiezhu patted his shoulder and led him to board the plane.
Sullen Qin Tao saw the first class stewardesses, immediately came to life, beating around the bush to get close to people, but also asked for a micro-signal. Anyway, his postpartum brother’s name is not small, plus Li Tiezhu is sitting next to him, but also really want to three beautiful young lady’s micro-letter.
Qin Tao is very tragic, the tragedy is that he lost nearly twenty pounds, but his face did not change.
Li Tiezhu asked him to add those stewardesses to do what.
Qin Tao said seriously, “In the future, if I go back to raising pigs, I will sell them sausages and bacon.”
Li Tiezhu raised his middle finger: “I believe you.”
Qin Tao nodded his head and took his mobile phone to search for fun hotels in Changsha: “As a human being, you always need to be a bit more far-sighted, so I’ll look for them to fight the landlord when I get off the plane.”
“Don’t pretend, you’re still a virgin.”
Li Tiezhu’s sudden sentence made Qin Tao lose the last of his face.
It so happened that the stewardess came to let turn off the mobile phone, Qin Tao turned off the mobile phone, sighed, did not want to talk.
Sudden sadness, like the night cover the sky, by no one can resist.
Many times he looked at Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao on TV and couldn’t help but say sourly, “If only I was that dashing.”
In these six months, Qin Tao has experienced a lot, and has matured a lot, and has become more self-aware.
Under the suggestion of a certain big brother of the Yunde Society, he cut that what, ready to go with them to wave a time, revitalise the male style, nah before the departure of him and backtracked. Therefore, Qin Tao has not had the experience of men and women, he currently does not care about this kind of thing.
Master had once pointed out to Qin Tao face to face what his heart demon was, but he was unwilling to believe it.
Qin Tao stubbornly believed that he was just simply mentally bad.
So, Master gave him a holiday.
He understood what Master meant, forcing him to face his heart’s demons head on, so, in fact, this was already the third day that Qin Tao had returned to Shudu.
For the first two days, he had been living in a small hotel to the north-east of the school, never going out, and watching his former classmates go to and from school from the window every morning and afternoon.
He, on the other hand, shrank in the darkness of the small room, swearing at the mirror, hurling abuse at the loser in the mirror in standard Xichuan profanity.
The plane took off, Qin Tao retrieved his thoughts, glanced at the slender figure of the stewardess who was delivering food in front of him, and with no distractions in his eyes, he twisted his head to look at the good brother beside him.
Li Tiezhu was busy on the flatbed, his demeanour was very focused, seemingly practicing composing music.
This is the devil of my heart!
Qin Tao said to himself in his heart.
The plane cut through the night sky, porthole outside, the sky stars extraordinarily vast, Qin Tao ordered a braised beef noodles feast, and then shouted a bottle of red wine, which is the privilege of the first class.
Did not greet Li Tiezhu at all, Qin Tao held the bottle of wine and drank it himself, without speaking.
Li Tiezhu seemed to be focussed on composing the music and also ignored Qin Tao.
Only when the bottle of red wine went down and Qin Tao burped, did Li Tiezhu raise his head, “Feeling better?”
Qin Tao nodded and shook his head again, “It’s still hard.”
Li Tiezhu said, “I can’t let you beat me up, right? It’s not like you can beat me, if I even give you a reflex, you’ll have to vomit.”
Yes, Li Tiezhu understands everything, now his IQ is not low, and his emotional quotient has been honed, at least Qin Tao can’t hide it from him yet.
Qin Tao sighed: “So it’s annoying!”
“Why don’t you come back to me as an assistant, and help me take care of chores and investments.”
“Hmph!”
“Hum what hum? It’s better than raising pigs, right?”
“Let me see you in all your glory every day? It’s better to let me raise pigs!”
“Okay.”
“Have a drink with me?”
“No.”
“You’re not recording tonight.”
“I’m a public figure, it’s not good to be photographed drunk at the airport.”
“f*ck!”
“Can’t compare to you, how free you are now, no burden of status if you’re not popular.”
“f*ck you!”
“To be fair, at the beginning when you went to learn comedy, I thought it was unreliable, you can’t even recite the light of the moon in front of the bed well enough to learn comedy?”
“……”
“What’s the next line of the Yellow River flowing into the sea? Don’t think, say it!”
“Ahhhh …… the day is over by the mountains!”
“That’s the previous line.”
“Err ……”
“Look!”
“Look your arse off! f*ck off! Don’t want to talk to you.”
The two fell silent again, a tacit understanding.
The plane landed.
For the first time, Li Tiezhu decided to be shameless and underhanded for a time without using the blackened card, even if this is in bad taste, but who let the side be his buddy.
He secretly poked close to Qin Tao: “In fact, famous ah money making ah whatsoever, I have looked down, the real interesting thing is that Leng Ba and Song Zhu’er are non-stalking to jump on me, tsk tsk …… Luckily, I have a good body!”
Qin Tao immediately exploded, jumped up and pinched Li Tiezhu’s neck: “Nima!”
Not far away, two stewardesses watched Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao fighting and whispering, saying that these two people are really close.
Qin Tao’s strength is small, and he can’t pinch Li Tiezhu at all.
In the end, Qin Tao’s hand got tired and chose to give up, but was still very reluctant to ask: “Are they …… harmonious?”
Li Tiezhu: “Very harmonious.”
Qin Tao: “Mard!”
Li Tiezhu calmly said, “If you go on stage and have the ruthlessness to pinch me, why do you still need to come to me?”
Qin Tao deflated: “I’m …… embarrassed to talk to you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then don’t say it.”
Qin Tao: “You can guess without saying, but the guesses are very shallow, hey ……”
Li Tiezhu: “About not about the stewardess? If you don’t ask about it, you will get off the plane! People are gone almost.”
Qin Tao: “No appointment! Because there is no appointment, I have tried several times. People add me all to ask for your number, Kam!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hahahahaha ……”
Two people got off the plane, there is no one to pick up the plane, they directly do a taxi to go to the hotel that Zhang Xiaomeng set up, the hotel is not far from the Xiangnan radio station, five-star.
Qin Tao alone was settled in the hotel room, Li Tiezhu went to contact with the staff of the TV station, roughly arrange the next day’s programme recording problems.
Luxurious and empty hotel, let Qin Tao feel depressed, bored sitting on the sofa to watch the game, and remembered and Li Tiezhu in the middle of the night together to watch the European Cup thing to.
At that time, both of them were Bean, now they were neither.
I don’t know how long it took, but the football match on the TV turned into golf, and only then did Qin Tao pull out of his chaotic memories, because Li Tiezhu came back.
“Spicy crayfish! Ten pounds! Props to you, flower bunghole.”
Li Tiezhu carried a huge packing box with a smile on his face and three bottles of white wine in his other hand.
And behind Li Tiezhu, Deer Hani, who looked better than a girl, carried a bag of paper cups and a packing box, “And three pounds of fried snails!”
Qin Tao was a bit confused, “Hello, Teacher Deer!”
Deer Hani froze, then laughed, “Hahaha …… It’s been a long time since someone taught me Teacher Deer!”
He and Li Tiezhu were on the same issue of Joyful Camp and had contact in advance.
Qin Tao became even more unnatural.
Deer Ha Ni patted Qin Tao’s shoulder, then started to cloth the dishes on the coffee table.
Li Tiezhu explained, ”Before I entered the show business, I only had one buddy, after I entered the show business, I have two more buddies, one is Brother Yue and the other is Brother Hani. Just now I talked to Teacher He, the programme that was scheduled to start recording at eleven o’clock has been postponed to one o’clock in the afternoon, so the three of us can drink as much as we want tonight.”
Qin Tao: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “If you’re not happy, I’m happy and want to drink!”
Deer Hani: “First time meeting ah postpartum brother, your big name I heard like thunder! Tiezhu said you encountered a difficult thing, see you so unhappy, I’m in a better mood, come on, drink!”
A paper cup of white wine for one person.
Qin Tao bewildered: “Ah …… thanks ah!”
A cup of spirits down, Qin Tao felt his throat was hot and spicy, and his heart was warm.
The three of them peeled crayfish and picked snails.
Not much can eat spicy deer Hani spicy eyes are red, but also straight call delicious, and he drinks quite fierce.
Li Tiezhu said to Qin Tao: “Didn’t expect it, did you? Brother Deer is not a sissy!”
Qin Tao didn’t dare to talk nonsense and could only laugh awkwardly.
Deer Hani said, “That depends on who you compare it to, if you compare it to you, most of the entertainment industry are sissies. Xiao Tao ah, you are actually just simply can’t think, this kind of thing is actually very simple, but sometimes also extraordinarily difficult. When I first came back to China, I was a lot like you. Before that, I was always in the C position in the boy band, then Wu Yifan was never on the sidelines, so to speak, in Peninsula I was this and he was this.”
Deohani stuck out his thumbs up and thumbs down respectively.
Qin Tao knew it was coming and concentrated up, he knew that Li Tiezhu wouldn’t invite someone he didn’t know for no reason, especially at this juncture.
Deer Hani added: “Later returned to China to develop, he was tall and handsome, and soon attracted countless fans, and I was mocked and denigrated by many people, and for a period of time I even wanted to go back to the Peninsula again …… During that time, I wanted to compare everything with him, and I wanted to compare him to him in any way, and ultimately became more and more miserable. ”
Qin Tao lowered his head, this is his state.
He always looked at Li Tiezhu with his previous vision, thinking that Li Tiezhu was nothing more than that, only relying on luck to become popular, or even relying on him to bring him to participate in the programme before he became hot. And he was unconvinced, unbalanced, every time he appeared on stage and wanted to overpower Li Tiezhu, over-ambitious, coupled with the fact that he originally had a bad mental quality, so that he became the object of ridicule within the Yundeshe.
Deer Hani said, “Do you know how I came out?”
Qin Tao shook his head.
Deer Ha Ni: “I went on variety shows and did different things from him, and then, slowly, I got my confidence back and built up my popularity …… Everyone’s path is different. Like, you two never refused to be able to be like me and become a national idol, hahaha!”
Li Tiezhu: “Bah! Sister Deer you’re floating!”
Deer Hani: “Go one!”
Qin Tao: “Thanks!”