Hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu said to the frog, “Cheer up, try to grow a little fatter, otherwise it won’t taste good. You go back to your family and friends to say hello, give me Li Tiezhu a face, eat more, okay?”
Frog: “Quack~”
Li Tiezhu threw the frog back to the rice paddy, back to the mushroom house with his hands, came too early is also boring, and went to see the ducks just hatched not long, Li Tiezhu went up the stairs, cradling the radish to memorise the text, from the college entrance examination is only one month left.
Since Leng Ba brought Xiao Jiu, Li Tiezhu has to bring it with him every time he comes to record The Mushroom House.
Gradually, it became familiar with this place, except for the fact that it didn’t dare to go downstairs because of the dog, it had completely adapted to it, and even wanted to go to grips the nests of the dog and the tigress on a few occasions.
Ring Ring Ring ……
When Li Tiezhu heard the phone call, he ran down holding the radish and looked outside, the old two had not yet come, why did they come to the phone? The guests of this issue are also a little too positive, right?
“Hello?”
“Hello! Is this the Mushroom House?”
“Yes.”
“I’d like to order.”
“It’s not open yet.”
Doh~
Li Tiezhu hung up the phone decisively, who stipulated that Mushroom House couldn’t refuse to answer? Hmph!
Ring Ring Ring ……
The phone rang again.
“Hello? What’s your attitude you? I’m a guest! I want to order Buddha Jumping Wall.”
“I think you’re more like jumping over the wall, I’ll write it down if you really order it, are you scared?”
“Hahaha ……”
“I really write it down!”
“Write, will you do it?”
“I can’t, Mr Wong can do it.”
“Then I won’t order, ha.”
“When are you guys coming? Teacher Huang, buy some mosquito coils back by the way.”
“Heh heh heh …… this child really heard it.”
That side hung up the phone.
Li Tiezhu’s heart is tired, these two old not rest, self family members also pit? Just your voice, can not hear it? If you have the ability, you can order a Buddha jumping wall and do it yourself!
Not long after, He Ling and Huang Sanshi arrived.
Huang San Shi laughed, “Next time I’ll get a voice changer and I’ll definitely fool you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Do it yourself after you order it.”
Huang Sanshi: “Ah! Right! You hurt your hand, what was I thinking! Almost lifted a stone and smashed my own foot.”
He Ling: “How’s your hand?”
Li Tiezhu raised his hand, “It’s fine, it’s just broken skin, I can work.”
He Ling: “Why did you use real glass? Don’t all the crews have that kind of sugar glass?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s useless! That thing breaks with a little force, so I can’t film it with any strength. That part of the scene is quite important, and my acting skills are not on point, so I can only try to be a little more realistic. The real glass didn’t hurt anything, just two cuts, the crew’s doctor tied the bandage to tie the scary only, in fact, only need two band-aids.”
Huang San Shi: “It’s good to be able to work.”
After chatting for a while, Huang San Shi went out to mend the furnace.
Bouncer:
“Li Tiezhu is so hard! A rural child is resistant to building.”
“Fresh meat was bitten by a mosquito, call an ambulance!”
“Just for this attitude of Brother Serious, I’m going to watch this film.”
“There’s a reason why he’s popular.”
“That big brother doesn’t like this kind of newcomer? So, Li Tiezhu is well liked.”
“Li Tiezhu is too skinny now.”
“Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Bo back then now?”
“Brand, Benelux!”
Jingle Bells ……
Li Tiezhu picked up the phone, “Hello? Hello, this is Mushroom House.”
The phone said: “Ah! I’m from the beach, I like to eat that king crab.”
Li Tiezhu: “King crab?”
He Ling shouted outside: “Teacher Huang, there’s an unintelligent person who wants to eat king crab.”
Huang Sanshi: “What the hell?”
The phone said, “And spicy …… abalone! Abalone with rice!”
Li Tiezhu said, “I see you like abalone!”
The phone said, “How can you still attack the guest of honour? I’m going to complain about you, complain about ……”
Li Tiezhu: “You come, you come I’ll pack you up and send you back to Qingdao.”
Doh~
The phone hung up.
He Ling heard a snort and laughed out, went to the courtyard and said to Huang Sanshi: “Tiezhu is so bullish, the guest said to order abalone, and Tiezhu said I see you like abalone. Also said you come, come to send you packaged back to Qingdao to ……”
Huang Sanshi looked up and laughed, “Tiezhu, hear out?”
Li Tiezhu walked out the door, “I heard it at the beginning, didn’t break it down just, but also king crab, abalone …… he came I made him into an abalone.”
Huang Sanshi: “Haha …… room bo right?”
Li Tiezhu nodded, the mushroom house is already poor, but also abalone?
He Ling was surprised, “Really Bo? What about the king crab?”
Huang Sanshi: “No!”
Li Tiezhu: “Not for him to do, come and drive to the ground to work, the production team donkeys do not dare to order king crab. What is king crab?”
He Ling laughed and sprayed again, Li Tiezhu had never eaten king crab.
Pop-up:
“Say Bo Bo arrived! This issue is interesting.”
“What’s the storyline about sending Bo back to Qingdao?”
“Last time in Siha, Bo sent home small yellow fish and sent some to Li Tiezhu.”
“Li Tiezhu doesn’t know about king crab!”
“I don’t know either.”
“It’s normal for poor kids to have never eaten it.”
In the car, Fang Bo, Yu Wei and Squirrel King Speed sat in the back and laughed.
Fang Bo put down his mobile phone and said, “Tiezhu heard it, am I not well disguised?”
The squirrel said, “This voice of yours, it is too characteristic.”
Yu Weihe said, “Is Li Tiezhu so arrogant now? Also, he even dared to stab Nie Yao ……”
Fang Bo shook his head, “More than that, Li Tiezhu is my nemesis!”
Yu Weihe said, “I’ll fight! I’m not familiar with him.”
Then, he dialled the phone.
“Hello?
“Is this Great Uncle?”
“What great-uncle?”
“Great-uncle? I’m looking for my great-uncle, I want to order.”
Over there, Huang Sanshi picked up the phone, “I’m big uncle, what are you doing? Nephew!”
Yu Weihe: “I’m eating, order a crab race.”
Huang Sanshi: “This is honest, this looks like a village child.”
Yu Weihe: “Big uncle, please give my second uncle a word as well.”
He Ling: “Second uncle knows!”
Yu Weihe: “And my first cousin.”
Li Tiezhu: “Royal Uncle, is your child’s brain okay?”
Yu Weihe: “Not good, I do not know which melon goat to poke the brain bad, can be strong to lose …….”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… condolences.”
Doh!
He Ling: “Who is it?”
Huang Sanshi: “Yu Weihe, his son Liu Zen was poked in the head with a gun by Li Tiezhu, have you forgotten? Last year, Xu Shanqian watched this video before he brought Li Tiezhu to act in Heart of Flower.”
He Ling: “Oh oh oh …… Liu Huangshu ah! Tiezhu, you listen to the voice really great.”
Li Tiezhu: “Face blindness, before many times rely on the voice to distinguish people.”
This is a masterstroke for face-blind patients!
In the car, Yu Weihe smiled, “Hey …… can not ah, Li Tiezhu is too thief, directly heard it.”
Room Bo said, “Didn’t you say you are not familiar with him?”
Yu Weihe murmured, “The main thing is to have filled him with wine, not drink and take off his trousers, it is estimated to be impressive.”
Wang Speed said, “I came, I only met with him once, on the programme.”
The phone was quickly connected.
Wang Speed disguised his voice and said, “Hello? I’m looking for your Boss Huang.”
Li Tiezhu handed the phone to Huang Sanshi, who said, “I am.”
“Our company came over for a reunion, are your dishes most ready?”
“King crab, abalone with rice, and a full banquet!”
The two of them pulled a few words, Huang Sanshi also came with a set of reporting the names of the dishes, obviously heard out.
Huang Sanshi: “Alright, alright, hurry up and come, I promise not to beat you to death.”
Wang speed: “Prepare to receive the driver ah!”
Huang Sanshi: “Bring some stumbling medicine ah, Tiezhu personally greet you.”
The phone hung up, the squirrel shivered: “Ouch I go, take Li Tiezhu to scare me!”
Over there, Huang Sanshi made a fire, boiling water on a small stove ready to make coffee, the phone rang again, Huang Sanshi was enraged, burning the fire Li Tiezhu have lost the fan.
Still come?
The two men went inside in a rage, and He Ling followed them to comfort them.
“I want to eat braised turtle!”
“Turtle, I’ll make you into a turtle when you come!”
“You’re the turtle.”
“Ah …… how is your body? Resistant to building?”
Huang Sanshi hemmed and hawed, the voice was so familiar.
On the phone, “The thief is not resistant to manufacturing.”
Huang Sanshi laughed out loud.
Li Tiezhu asked: “In addition to braised turtle, do not order anything else? Ostrich tea eggs or something?”
The phone exasperated, “Scram! Want me to run a card again?”
Li Tiezhu: “Also, tigress shot shampoo, want to prepare some for you?”
The phone said angrily, “Li Tiezhu, if you have the ability, don’t go back to the crew!”
Doh~
The phone hung up.
Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi laughed and high-fived each other.
“This guy, himself again, didn’t he tell you at the theatre?”
“Nope! He has a lot of theatre these days, he can’t come, right?”
Li Tiezhu was also almost fooled, Xu Shanqian now which have time to come to the mushroom house ah, he has to go to the Three Kingdoms to shoot a film.
As a result, the two just walked out the door, the phone rang again.
“Eh?”
“Ah!”
“Eh?”
“Ah!!!”
“Say something, I’ll order something.”
“You’re Sun Lei, right?”
“What Ma Dongmei?”
“It’s you Sun Lei! Little man, I know you in whatever shape you’re in.”
“I’m Ma Dongmei?”
Doh~
Heart weakens, hangs up.
Half an hour ago, Fang Bo sent the Mushroom House phone number to Xu Shanqian and the Men’s Club, telling each of them to give the Mushroom House a call, operation code: bomb the Mushroom House.
The pop-up was slightly disappointed:
“Made me happy for nothing.”
“This lineup is too luxurious, how is it possible?”
“If we were to add Xu Shanqiang and Sun Lei, this issue would have exploded.”
“Sun Lei, Xu Shanqiang plus Fang Bo can play with Huang San Shi to death, right?”
“That’s not necessarily true, there’s Li Tiezhu over here.”
Not long after, the phone rang again and again and again.
Li Tiezhu picked up the phone.
“Hello? I’m a guest who came to cha rice, ten people ……”
It was a granny’s voice, Li Tiezhu listened to half a day, were confused, this, he could not hear it at all.
The scene turned, those three have arrived at the village entrance, randomly find a grandmother to call, is also cheap enough.
After making the call, the three gloatingly smiled and walked forward, and when they arrived at the mushroom house, they didn’t go up first, and skipped around. When they found He Ling and Huang Sanshi drinking coffee behind the fence above, they stuck to the wall and prepared to encircle through the back door.
Then, they encountered Li Tiezhu who was sharpening his knife at the back door, and the three of them were stunned.
Li Tiezhu stood up with his sickle.
Fang Bo was very good at it and looked scared: “Let’s have a talk, you put the knife down first!”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Fang Bo bowed: “Brother Zhu!”
Yu Weihe: “Brother Zhu!”
Wang Speed: “Brother Zhu!”
The whole thing is like a gangster worshipping a big brother, He Ling Huang Sanshi, who heard the commotion, looked over and laughed, Li Tiezhu is so poker face.