Pang Yu Chang showed a surprised expression, both eyes sparkling as if she couldn’t believe it.
He Ling smiled and asked, “Who is it?”
Peng Yu Chang shivered, unable to speak, and pointed at the little piggy bench next to him.
He Ling: “Huh?”
Peng Yu Chang took a deep breath and lowered his voice, “Little Piggy!”
He Ling held back her laughter, “Oh, he’s coming as a guest?”
Peng Yu Chang: “He said he’s coming with Sun Lei. My god, what kind of divine lineup is this issue? Why are there so many big names?”
Everyone else knew about the bombing of the Mushroom House and knew that Sun Lei Xu Shanqian and the others wouldn’t be coming, but Peng Yu Chang came late and didn’t know.
At this time, Li Tiezhu walked in, heard Peng Yu Chang’s words, and casually said, “Because this period you return, the programme group specially spent a huge amount of money to arrange a huge line-up, to give you a welcome.”
Peng Yu Chang: “Really?”
He Ling: “Shhh! Tie Zhu, why can’t you hide anything?”
Peng Yu Chang was instantly serious: “That’s …… a bit of a bust, hahaha ……”
The smile gradually became manic.
He Ling gave Li Tiezhu a you’ve had enough look.
Li Tiezhu shrugged, You are not much better than me, it is quite good to let him be happy.
Jingle Bells ……
The phone rang again.
Pang Yu Chang’s smile gradually perverted, is there more?
Li Tiezhu pretended to ponder, “Could it be that the entire men’s club has come to receive you? There is only one Yi Xing left.”
Peng Yuchang wanted to be reserved, but couldn’t help but giggle out, “Hey, hey, not so much, not so …… hello? Ah? Chilli fried pork? You …… are Brother Yi Xing! It’s really you, my god!”
Soon after, Peng Yu Chang hung up the phone, his whole state a little bit floating.
Li Tiezhu nodded, “It’s true! I know the programme team’s routines too well, Peng is in the C position this period.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu simply ignored the C position big brother’s feelings, and directly took a shovel to shovel sheep dung eggs.
Peng Yu Chang: “Flattered, flattered …… too broken, column, hey? Where are you going? Brother and you chat ……”
Looked at Peng Peng chased Li Tiezhu to go, He Ling immediately drilled into the kitchen, with the hanging soup of Huang Laoxie informed, the three lowly guests are also in, after listening to the past, laughed loudly, even scolded Li Tiezhu too bad. However, they are even worse, directly reached a secret plan, according to Li Tiezhu’s set of ways to go, today to Peng Yu Chang “receive the dust”.
Room Bo is the most bad, ugly face smile, said: “Let’s do this, later I give the mushroom house call, Mr He or Mr Huang to pick up, pretending to act, said the car broke down on the road, Sun Lei and piglet to come later. Then, Yi Xing’s side will say that he went to prepare a gift for Pang Pang to go, missed the plane, he just finished the concert. ……”
Yu Weihe said, “Too bad, too bad …… Peng Peng how good a child ah! Why don’t we prepare a female guest for him? Who does he like?”
Huang Sanshi: “Any good-looking one, except Song Zhu’er.”
Wang Zu: “Why not Song Zhu’er?”
He Ling: “Song Zhu’er pretended to have chased Pang Pang, Pang Pang almost fell for it and came back calling out what a great guy, hahaha ……”
Huang Sanshi: “If we play like this, will we turn the mushroom house into an infinite challenge?”
He Ling: “What’s wrong with that? Did you tell Tie Zhu about this?”
Fang Bo said, “No need! He’ll definitely be able to react, so if you don’t believe me, you’ll just have to wait and see. This guy isn’t stupid at all, he’s very smart, just like baby Wang, he’s bad!”
Huang San Shi: “Not to mention, they are really the same type.”
Pop-up:
“These old things are really bad!”
“Even if it’s okay to play with Peng Peng, even Li Tiezhu is framed together!”
“The Infinite Men’s Gang is just different.”
“Heh! With all due respect, they may not be able to outfox my family’s serious brother.”
“How big of a face is Pumbaa? How dare you believe that?”
“Doesn’t Peng Yu Chang know what he is?”
“Let’s see how I, Tie Zhu, can pretend to be a bully!”
Outside the courtyard, Li Tiezhu shovelled the sheep dung into the bamboo basket, solid, one full.
Pang Peng covered his nose: “Brother Zhu, what are you doing? What are you loading up the sheep dung for?”
Li Tiezhu: “So many people at night, fried peanuts for them to drink ah.”
Pang Peng: “Vomit ……”
Li Tiezhu ignored him, carrying a bamboo basket to the duck circle, shovelling the duck manure and chicken manure on the ground together into the bamboo basket, and getting a lot of firewood ash from the small stove, wearing gloves and mixing well.
Peng Yu Chang watched from a distance of two metres: “Brother, your technique is really like cooking.”
Li Tiezhu carried a bamboo basket and walked out of the yard: “What do you want to cook? Go fertilize the rice, I’ve asked, these three fields are not fertilised, the programme team is lazy.”
Coming to the edge of the paddy field, Li Tiezhu grabbed the fertiliser he dispensed with his hand and threw it into the paddy field.
Peng Yuchang wanted to help, but couldn’t get over this hurdle in his heart, it was poop.
Li Tiezhu: “What are you afraid of? Later on, these hands that have thrown poop will also cook for you.”
Peng Yu Chang wanted to say something: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not convenient to wear gloves.”
Peng Yu Chang: “Brother! Please, don’t take off your gloves.”
After the fertiliser application was completed, Li Tiezhu and Peng Yu Chang walked back, Peng Yu Chang was slightly agitated and almost rolled into the paddy field.
“Tie Zhu! What do you think the programme team is doing picking me up? It’s weirdly embarrassing.”
“The director said you’re coming back this episode, it’s been a long time.”
“Well …… really? This is a bit too grand, isn’t it? At first, I thought they were all coming for you, all calling you Brother Zhu.”
“That was flirting with me, can’t you hear it?”
“Hi! Brother I am also an old man, how could I not hear it? I just didn’t expect brother to have today, this row, tsk tsk ……”
“It’s good that you are happy.”
“Why haven’t Mr Sun Lei and Little Piggy come yet? It’s almost five o’clock. Brother Yi Xing is also ……”
“Yi Xing is having a concert, he asked me to be the guest of honour two days ago, but I pushed it off. Guess he’s busy.”
The pop-up screen was confused:
“How come Serious Brother is also on the list?”
“Li Tiezhu has turned bad.”
“Did Tie Zhu discover something?”
“This issue is something to watch!”
When the two of them walked into the courtyard, the old swordsmen in the house were dumbfounded.
“Coming coming!”
“Phone call!”
“Have you memorised your lines? Don’t wear out your lines!”
“No problem, don’t worry.”
Jingle Bells ……
Peng Yu Chang was overjoyed, there’s someone else? A healthy step rushed into the house, the phone had already been picked up by He Ling.
He Ling: “Zeling, you set a smaller cake on the line, although we have more people, but do not have to break the bank. The main thing is to give that Pang Pang kid a surprise, the gift is not important, he will be happy if you come ……”
Peng Yu Chang’s eyes gradually glowed and his mouth grew.
He Ling: “Well, take your time on the road, we’ll be waiting for you.”
Hanging up the phone, He Ling turned back to see Peng Peng, startled, then embarrassed, “Harassing phone call, the programme team is really something too ……”
Pang Yu Chang: “It’s not a guest calling?”
He Ling: “Where are there so many guests? There are enough guests in this issue.”
Pang Yu Chang: “There are no female guests!”
He Ling: “We won’t be able to live here with female guests.”
Peng Yuchang smiles evilly, trying to trick me! Haha!
He turns around and runs out to share with Li Tiezhu, it’s time to show his cards. Must make Li Tiezhu understand that I, Peng Peng, am still the most favoured one in the Mushroom House.
Huang San Shi and the others instantly came out from the kitchen and high-fived He Ling.
Fang Bo: “Teacher He drama can be ah!”
Yu Weihe: “Too on point.”
Wang Speed: “Will this be too good? In case the child’s expectations are too high ……”
Huang Sanshi waved his hand, “It’s fine! We’ll just say that Li Tiezhu instructed us to do it.”
The crowd laughed again.
He Ling shrugged, “I pity Pang Pang and feel sorry for Tie Zhu, but …… I still can’t help doing this, it’s too exciting!”
Li Tiezhu was making kimchi in the courtyard, he could always find a thousand strange jobs to do in the mushroom house, and last period, he even sold a jar of kimchi for sixty yuan to subsidise his family.
Li Tiezhu poured cool boiled water into the altar while listening to Peng Yu Chang’s colourful speech about Kurosawa Ling’s coming, he couldn’t help but look towards the kitchen, where the five devilish shadows with open teeth and claws were extraordinarily sinister.
After finishing her speech, Peng Yu Chang couldn’t help herself: ”Tie Zhu, do you think this will be a bit too high profile? I’m still a newbie, this is a bit of a spread.”
Li Tiezhu said, “You underestimate yourself too much!”
Ring Ring Ring ……
Peng Yu Chang didn’t grab the phone this time, but quietly stretched her ears to eavesdrop.
Huang San Shi answered the phone, ”Yi Xing ah, yes, this is master. So what, when will the case of red wine you ordered for Peng Peng arrive? It doesn’t matter if you come or not. What? There’s a problem with the courier? Oh, then you fix it quickly, don’t call here, don’t let Pang Pang know.”
Peng Yu Chang pointed to the house and whispered to Li Tiezhu, “What is it?”
Li Tiezhu: “A few of them, really bothered!”
Taking the trouble to lie to you, I don’t know what the figure is.
Peng Yu Chang also grateful: “Indeed, the teachers are too good to me ……”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but hint: “They arranged it really well, however, other people may not necessarily be able to make it, and there is usually a small accident or something on the way ……”
Peng Yu Chang: “Blah blah blah, no cursing the guest of honour! That’s not polite.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
In the house, Huang Sanshi was busy with the Buddha jumping over the wall, the three swordsmen suddenly went out with a bamboo basket to catch snails, and asked Li Tiezhu if he could fry snails, Li Tiezhu said he could, and they left without looking back.
Li Tiezhu: “Really think one thing is another.”
Peng Yu Chang: “Teachers are too good to me, they even went down to the field to catch snails …… in person in order to get more dishes No, I have to go and help them.”
Li Tiezhu was too lazy to follow Bean, and went into the kitchen to make plum and vegetable buckwheat.
When the rice was almost done, Huang Sanshi glanced at Li Tiezhu and hemmed and hawed.
Li Tiezhu: “I have an ominous feeling.”
Huang Sanshi said, “How so?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I can’t figure it out, but I always feel that you guys won’t do anything good.”
Huang Sanshi smiled proudly and laughed: “Hahahaha …… I let you fatten me, this is a revenge for you, I’m telling you! Don’t explain, He Ling all confessed to me.”
Li Tiezhu was slightly embarrassed, “So what ……”
Huang Sanshi: “I’m not listening! My brothers are all here in this issue! Let’s have some fun.”
Li Tiezhu: “With all due respect, your brothers aren’t enough to play with.”
“Try?”
“Just try.”