The teenagers had no parting thoughts at all, and everyone, including Li Tiezhu, was very happy to welcome the graduation season.
The message book this old-fashioned thing appeared again, even Zheng Yan Zi have got a, let a person who was bullied by her one by one to write blessings, writing is not good again is a meal of grill. Looking at a book full of students from the “sincere” blessings, Zheng Yeon Zi happy, in addition to a rat sh*t written to make people angry,…….
Li Tiezhu wrote: “Wish you meet Xiao Wei in every competition! Ollie give!”
I can’t beat this one, but I’ll take it.
The more I think about it, the more angry I get, and the more I think about it, the more I lose.
Then Qin Tao will be punished to write a 500-word blessing, two whole pages, handwriting must be neat.
At the end of the school day, Qin Tao rubbed his wrists and walked out of the school with Li Tiezhu.
The doorman greeted him cordially, “Fatty, did you take time off from class to fight hand worms again? Young people just have good stamina.”
Qin Tao: “Old man, when I graduate in a few days, I’ll treat you to a stroll down Bend Alley.”
The old man waved his hand, “Keep a low profile, don’t let the leaders hear.”
Time always flies when you go to school, in the blink of an eye it’s the 6th of July, the next day is the college entrance exam. This world’s college entrance examination is a month later, but the same is a major event of national concern.
Li Tiezhu stepped on the morning glory, carrying slowly a pocket of small dumplings into the classroom, this period of time he every day to change the pattern of eating, Aunt Liu at home also all the time to Li Tiezhu to do a big meal, ten days time, Li Tiezhu weight back to ten pounds.
Not yet fattened Peng Yu Chang, he first reached the standard.
While eating a bun, the rounded study committee member changed the countdown on the right side of the blackboard from one day to zero days.
The chubby study committee member pushed his glasses and flashed a fierce light, as solemn and dignified as a general going to war, that is, he almost fell when he got off the podium, and he himself did not hold back his laughter and sprayed saliva.
Almost all of the students were like this, trying to perform seriousness and earnestness, but in reality, they were already happy inside.
Finally f*cking made it through!
In the morning, the history teacher gave a different kind of history lesson, his history of college prodigality, bragging about his big love story, and in turn motivating the students to take the entrance exam.
In the afternoon, the students are not organised and undisciplined, but a tacit agreement to start tearing books and papers, all the teachers consciously withdrew.
After school is more pandemonium, inside and outside the classroom is full of white confetti, as well as a variety of howling, singing, confession sound ……
“I want to take the Nanxiang Technical School!”
“Exam finished ladybird day!”
“Zheng Yan Zi I like you, please don’t beat me up!”
“Qin Tao is stupid!”
“Zhang Wenwen you have a great body!”
“I’m a douchebag!”
“Tearing up books is fun for a while, but tearing up books all the time is fun!”
“The wind is howling, Nima is screaming ……”
“Liu Xiaoyun from class 2, I want to sleep with you, please answer when you hear me.”
“Back to Nima! Xiaoyun is mine!”
“Li Tiezhu sing a song.”
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“Zheng Yan Zi dance! Ah ah …… don’t you come over ah!”
“Teacher Zhao, will you marry me?”
Li Tiezhu watched with interest as everyone made a mess, watched Zheng Yanzi step on the table and rush over to punch someone, and then step on the table and return in a domineering manner, and watched Qin Tao stand on the podium and perform a belly dance for everyone, his fat flesh trembling.
The next day, the college entrance examination began, morning language, afternoon mathematics. Another day, literature and foreign languages.
After some crazy venting before the exam, the students were very comfortable with reference.
The night of the end of the examination, the little prince of the contrary wind did not eat his words, the whole class of more than fifty people under his leadership killed Yulin Skewers, eating and drinking. The little prince of the contrary wind also drank, comforted a few students who did not do well in the exam, and smoked a cigarette with a few of the most leathery students in the class, and finally his eyes were a little red, but his classmates were very happy.
Finally, Little Prince Against the Wind found Li Tiezhu: “No problem, right?”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “I estimated it, four hundred points is no problem.”
“That’s fine, our province’s art undergraduate line is just a little over three hundred points, you have no problem with this score at all.”
“Thank you teacher Li.”
“Thank me for what?”
“Thank you for helping Qin Tao to work on his old man.”
“Don’t thank me, I just want every student to have a good future, and whether or not they go to school is secondary.”
Qin Tao had already drunk down, after the meal, Li Tiezhu personally sent him home.
Time seems to be not uniform, everyone prepared for three whole years of college entrance exams, shooing passed, there is nothing thrilling and landslide, even tasteless.
When he returned home in the evening, Li Tiezhu drank for a while with his old man Li Fugui again, and Aunt Liu specially prepared dishes for drinking.
“When you get the acceptance letter, we go back to the village to run a seat …… and also burn some paper for your mother.”
“Good!”
For the small mountain village where Li Tiezhu is located, although college students are no longer rare, it is still a grand thing to celebrate.
The significance was different.
Even if Li Tiezhu was on the Spring Festival Gala, Li Laohan had never been so happy.
Li Fugui was so happy that he drank a few more glasses once he was happy, and was carried into the bedroom by the big bladdered Aunt Liu.
Li Tiezhu took a shower and lay on the bed to cut the video, in fact, it is a simple patchwork, since the opening of the jitterbug, almost a year, Li Tiezhu released only a dozen videos, belonging to the typical of excessive laziness, but tonight this one can not be lazy, this is and Tiehouwa discussed.
Twelve o’clock sharp, the video is released.
Li Tiezhu: “Introduce my girlfriend, Song Zhu’er.”
Song Zhu’er: “Hey hey hey …… is the old man!”
There is no doubt that the next day Li Tiezhu was on the hot search again, but this time, because the heat of the college entrance exam was too high, the official announcement of Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er didn’t cause too much of a sensation, furthermore, everyone has long known that these two people are together, and only the two people’s fans are still frantically celebrating this matter.
There are even good people, in the jitterbug production of a two people’s love history, from the mushroom house first encounter began, to the resurrection match scene to help, to the iron head of the wa burst hammer female boxer, and then to the Song Zhu’er beat up the reporter ……
With this, Song Zhu’er rose eight million fans overnight, and Li Tiezhu rose three million.
The official announcement of the romance rose in powder, and it is unique.
On the way to the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu received a lot of blessing messages from many people:
Qin Tao: “The dog said it can be oh, pot head, bowl head, hand head, three food!”
Yang Xiaoyue: “Congratulations to Master on the joy of having a Master’s wife.”
Zheng Yan Zi: “Early born turtle!”
Deer Hani: “Hahaha …… you copied my copy!”
Nie Yao: “Nice job brother.”
Yue Yu Peng: “So, love goes away right?”
Xu Shanqian: “Why didn’t you advertise the film by the way? It’s a loss!”
Yi Xiaomao: “Sister Xiuhong saw it, it’s too hard for me ……”
Peng Yu Chang: “Brother, you’re so brave!”
Xiao Zhen: “I wish you all happiness.”
Zhao Liya: “Heh! Silly column.”
Captive Cat: “………………”
Li Tiezhu briefly replied to these people and then made a video call to the cat, which was rejected? What’s the situation? Called twice more, still no answer.
After waiting for a long time, Leng Ba sent a video call, it turned out that before it was Song Zhu’er who was videoing her, which was said to be a low level Versailles, Song Zhu’er’s mouth said that she was comforting Leng Ba, but in reality it was all about bragging, and Leng Ba was not spoiled by her, and directly shared the detailed details of the first time of the plundering of Li Tiezhu, and Song Zhu’er angrily hung up the phone.
The cat did not have any emotions, probably pretending, but Li Tiezhu still comforted her.
Cat Zi viciously said: ”In the future, I will kiss her once I see her! Stick out your tongue kind of thing, this meow is true to its word!”
Li Tiezhu was scared stiff: “Excessive, excessive ……”
“Shiver you! Sigh ……”
“Err ……”
“Bye!”
“Bye.”
After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu realised that a circle of beads of sweat had appeared on his forehead, and it wasn’t fear, but a sign of weakness. However, with the improvement of IQ, he really is not pure, this kind of bad thing to do without psychological burden, strange ideas also more.
The college entrance exams are over, it’s better to keep the intelligence value a little lower, that way living is a little simpler!
When Li Tiezhu came to the mushroom house with the radish, Huang Sanshi, He Ling and Peng Peng had not arrived, he had already got used to it, and went upstairs with the cat cage and luggage, ready to find himself some work first after settling down.
This is the last two issues of the Mushroom House, it should have been recorded last week, but in order to let Li Tiezhu feel at ease with the examination, the programme group changed the recording time, in fact, the pressure of the ensemble on the programme group’s post teacher is quite big.
If nothing else, this will also be the last two episodes of Li Tiezhu’s participation in Mushroom House as a permanent guest, and he will not be permanent next season.
“Meow~”
“Who is it?”
When Li Tiezhu walked into the bedroom of the Datsun, he saw a pile of fat meat paralysed on the bed, wrapped in a sheet blowing the air conditioner, still snoring.
It was a shock.
However, this snoring sound is too familiar ah!
Li Tiezhu put away the radish, walked over and broke over that huge head to take a look, good guy, Chen Chichu!
Chen Chichu’s sleepy eyes: “You’re here? I want to eat omelette noodles. Sleep a little more ……”
Li Tiezhu: “When did you come? Other people are first call to order food, you are good, directly sleep mushroom house to order food.”
Chen Chichu: “Two fried eggs, with more spring onions!”
Turned his head to continue to sleep, simply ignore Li Tiezhu’s enquiry, old acquaintances, not polite at all.
Li Tiezhu had to go downstairs and ask the director.
The programme was put here, naturally, and playback explanation, it turned out, Chen Chi-Chi last night played an all-night game, eight o’clock in the morning directly in the car came to the mushroom house, the car slept a foot, to the mushroom house and continue to sleep.
Li Tiezhu nodded his head, this is Chen Chichichu’s style, playing the game can be overnight will never go to bed early.
“However! Who invited the guests for this issue? How come they didn’t call? How do you record?”
The director also scratched his head, “We didn’t invite Chen Chi-Chi, he was leading the game last night in Suhang and had no place to sleep or eat, so he directly took a taxi by himself. He also made an excuse that he came to see if Tianba was happy or not, he came and went upstairs to sleep, and he didn’t even know where the sheep pen was. I don’t know where he knew we were recording the programme today ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Err ……”
As an old acquaintance of the programme team, Chen Chi Chi can not be driven out when he comes, and besides, he sent himself to the door without spending any money, the programme team is happy to bloom all.
The programme team is very happy!
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