At night the village is very quiet, in addition to a few barking dogs and a few insects, it is the mushroom house is the most lively, from time to time there is laughter floated out. Summer night noisy frogs disappeared strangely, occasionally so one or two sound also seems bleak.
The rice harvest was very good, but I regret that I could not experience the joy of the “rice blossoms in the fragrance of a good year, listening to the sound of frogs”.
Life always has such and such regrets, to know how to appreciate the beauty of regret …… flavour.
Chen Chi-Chi clip a small frog, from the hot pot to the bowl, and then to the mouth, can not help but sigh: “Tonight probably can sleep a good night, outside a lot of quiet.”
Yi Xing ate the corners of his mouth, “The frog is so poor, so spicy, does his mum and dad know?”
Chen Chichu: “Should know, after all, their whole family is here, right?”
Pang Pang spat out a bunch of bones, “Although it sounds cruel, it’s really tasty, I can’t stop at all.”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah! You say it’s a good yinong creature, what’s the point of growing so tasty? Isn’t this a deliberate provocation?”
Huang Sanshi spoke nonsense in a serious manner, “With all the rice harvested, there won’t be enough worms for so many frogs to live on, and proper carpet fishing has to be carried out to help the frogs that missed the net to obtain richer living conditions, avoiding brutal intraspecies competition, and allowing them to lay eggs and overwinter more easily.”
Wang Zhengyu said, “It also makes sense, these frogs here are obviously the ones that have been eliminated, they are either stupid, fat or unlucky.”
Li Tiezhu took a bite of a small frog, “Just …… next year some tadpoles may not be able to find their mothers, will this lead to a lack of education?”
Song Zhu’er, who had just undergone the baptism of high school textbooks, said, “It can’t be helped! It’s called letting some of the frogs get spicy first, spicy first with spicy later, and then eat the frogs next year, and the long-term implementation can eventually achieve common spiciness.”
“utter cough cough cough ……”
“Pfft ……”
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Yi Xing choked, and Pumbaa erupted in laughter.
Zheng Yan Zi wiped her mouth, “If I can get a medal in the East Asia Cup, they are also considered to be loyal to the country, the military medal has half of them. Death has a light out of the bird and a spicy and fresh flavour! Luckily they are the latter.”
Wang Zhengyu raised his cup, “May the little frogs, in heaven’s spirit, bless you to pass through and win the championship!”
The director held his tongue for half a day, but did not hold back a tart remark, saying, “Research Purple if you were on the swimming team, I guess it would be more reliable!”
This group of people eating frogs and also out of words flirting, is really a dog, do not know eat frogs a moment of cool, a eat frogs a straight cool, this will lead to very serious consequences , e.g. …… Brace.
Peng Peng is not propped up, because it is too spicy, he did not eat too much hot pot frogs, but ate a lot of fried frogs, the mouth is also spicy to numbness: “Tiezhu, this hot pot what spicy degree ah? I don’t dare to eat it, medium spicy, extra spicy?”
Li Tiezhu: “Depends on who, for me, Yan Zi, Yi Xing, He teacher, at best medium spicy, for others counted as extra spicy, for you …… chrysanthemum open!”
Pang Peng’s expression twisted, delicious and dare not eat, he is the most unable to eat spicy one present.
Everyone else followed and laughed, there was a picture.
Song Zhu’er laughed the most, “Ahahahahaha …… Brother PangPeng eat more!”
Peng Yu Chang was speechless, you girl, in front of your boyfriend and future teacher, is this appropriate?
Zheng Yan Zi was more low-key, taking the public chopsticks to clip a freshly cooked hot pot frog to Peng Yu Chang: “Table fear! The big deal is just playing javelin.”
Eating later, it becomes drinking and chatting, which is a standard routine in Chinese food culture.
Song Zhu’er and drink open, not only their own drink, but also for Zheng Yan Zi drink, athletes can not drink, although it is a low degree of Shaoxing yellow wine, drink too much or on the head, but Song Zhu’er drink amazing, not afraid.
Teacher He said: “This is the middle of the night, the more chat more high, completely unable to sleep how to do?”
Li Tiezhu suggested: “What’s wrong with that? Who can’t sleep consciously looking for Zhu’er anaesthesia will be fine.”
He Ling: “Ah? She what anaesthesia?”
Li Tiezhu said, “My family’s Zhu’er is good at anaesthesia, I would like to call her the strongest anaesthetist in the earth.”
Yi Xing was naive: “She still has this skill?”
Li Tiezhu proudly said, “That’s right! As far as her quantity is concerned, usually three or four men can’t anaesthetise her, you guys will be anaesthetised after drinking a few more cups with her, and you are guaranteed to sleep well.”
Yi Xing was still a bit confused.
Chen Chi Chi said, “Tie Zhu is talking about the amount of alcohol, come on! I’ll anaesthetise her first.”
Song Zhu’er was inexplicably a little haughty: “Ton ton ton ton ……”
Chen Chichi was a little shocked, and it really was worthy of being an anaesthetist.
Song Zhu’er is self-satisfied, anaesthetist I am serious, Li Tiezhu family of four men were anaesthetised by me! Li Tiezhu Benzhu was also anaesthetised by me after a non-invasive surgery, and did not have to go to the West to find Curly Hair to get the true scriptures! Hm!
Next, we all anaesthetised a few rounds with Pine Bamboo Er in turn, Huang Sanshi was sleepy, He Ling’s cheeks were red, Chen Chichi was giggling, Pine Bamboo Er was fine, Yi Xing and Pang Pang were scared and didn’t dare to drink, and Wang Zhengyu came to find Pine Bamboo Er anaesthetised together with the director.
In the end, drinking Wang Zhengyu and the director helped each other to go, mushroom house other people are also ready to rest, no longer rest is not anaesthesia is on the spot coma.
Tomorrow there is still half a day of recording the programme, this is playing until almost one o’clock.
In fact, Song Zhu’er’s ability to drink even better is also a little dizzy, yellow wine degree is not high, but the aftertaste is relatively strong.
The boys went to the big bunk, Song Zhu’er took Zheng Yan Zi to the lady’s bedroom.
Li Tiezhu: “Good night.”
Song Zhu’er: “Want a kiss!”
Zheng Yan Zi kicked her into the house, “Kiss my arse, you’re mine tonight.”
Li Tiezhu covered his face, good guy, this woman tried to bully me for three years in an unsuccessful attempt, now she finally found a target to vent.
Closing the door to the room, Zheng Yanzi pounced on her.
Song Zhu’er was undaunted, and greeted her with a beak, “Do you want a kiss?”
Zheng Yeon Zi was startled and hurriedly dodged away, “You’re crazy, right?”
Song Zhu’er: “Hey hey hey …… afraid of it? Fight with me!”
Zheng Yeon Zi did not dare to play with fire again, took off the hood inside the clothes and prepared to sleep.
Song Zhu’er also take off, to the bed, and hid under the pillow, than but, the gap is huge, puffing: “Surprisingly bigger than Leng Ba, not scientific ……”
Zheng Yan Zi: “How do I feel you don’t hate Leng Ba at all?”
Song Zhu’er tilted her head with a droll face, “Sister Leng Ba is quite good ah! She’s good looking and has big boobs, Tie Zhu likes it a lot.”
Zheng Yan Zi: “You’re silly! That’s your competitor.”
Song Zhu’er smiled wryly, “If it’s an ordinary man, then it might be a competitor, but for the likes of Li Tiezhu, Sister Lengba is my strong ally …… ordinary people can’t deal with him!”
“You haven’t been opened …… yet and you know so much?”
“That’s! Huh? Another cup size bigger? Didn’t you say muscle? How come it still feels so good?”
“Hands off!”
“It’s not like you’ll lose a piece of meat if you pinch it! Cheap!”
“I thought Xiong Da was honest ……”
“You’re the honest one, haha! And then how pectoral muscles, outside or fat ah! Touching it is a thief with strength …… Li Tiezhu’s hand can’t even be grasped with one hand.”
“For what to let him grasp?”
“I said so.”
“With that mindset, no wonder you were cuckolded.”
“Hey hey hey …… actually mind a little bit, but there’s no other way, I’m the third party, and my family Tiezhu King Kong is not bad.”
“Wow!”
“Wanna try?”
“f*ck off!”
“Try it for free yo ……”
“You are disgusting! Li Tiezhu so ugly, no quality, the head is not good, red through and through no star temperament, how do you see him?”
“What about you, how long have you liked Tie Zhu?”
“Eh ……”
“The year before last? Or last year? Anyway, I’ve heard you talk about him all kinds of times long before I met Li Tiezhu.”
“Have you? Did I ever tell you that?”
“Anyway, you like him, I can tell, wahahahaha! I’m so awesome! Now that’s what I call making the first move!”
“KAM!”
“Happy today, give me your mobile phone.”
“What for?”
“Calling and cursing.”
Song Zhu’er took Jung Yeonji’s mobile phone and dialled, and it took a while for the other side to pick up:
“Hello?”
Zheng Yanzi asked in confusion, “Luo Fei Yan?”
Luo Fei Yan: “It’s me, who are you?”
Zheng Yan Zi said, “I’m Zheng Yan Zi, I’m calling you mainly to say …… f*cking Nima!”
Doh~
“Hahahahaha ……”
Song Zhu’er rolled on the sheets holding Jung Yeon Zi like an octopus as the two women laughed like crazy.
The next day, Zheng Yanzi went running with Li Tiezhu very early in the morning.
Half an hour later, the two came back, and the guests in the Mushroom House had not yet woken up except for the staff, which was a routine operation.
Li Tiezhu cooked omelette noodles for himself and Zheng Yanzi to eat, and by the way, in the hands of the director, he claimed the money for Pang Pang’s ten pounds of growth and the money for yesterday’s and today’s threshing, a total of one thousand and three hundred yuan.
It is impossible to spend, the rest can be saved until the third season next year.
Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi had a meal, and the rice was all tanned, before the guests got up one after another to rinse the rice thinning, and Huang Sanshi also went to cook a few bowls of noodles.
Song Zhu’er sat on the swing with her hair puffed up and fumed.
After eating, the eight people collectively went out to complete the last labour of the second season of Mushroom House – threshing.
There was strength in numbers, and the last piece of paddy field was soon beaten.
At noon, Li Tiezhu didn’t cook, and Huang Sanshi personally cooked a sumptuous lunch.
After eating, Li Tiezhu gave the rest of the money to He Ling.
Everyone drank a cup of coffee and chatted again, and finally said goodbye to the audience and the show was killed.
Zheng Yanzi went to the training base, and before leaving, she threatened Li Tiezhu not to bully Song Zhu’er, Song Zhu’er immediately objected, why can’t she be bullied? You’re an outsider, so what do you care? Zheng Yan Zi huffed and puffed away.
Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er took a car together to the airport, and then flew to Kyoto.
Song Zhu’er is home, Li Tiezhu is to see the concert venue, with the end of the college entrance examination, Li Tiezhu’s national tour is also on the agenda, forty days twelve cities, covering all the major cities in the country.
Respectively: Kyoto, Nandu, East China Sea, Guangdong East, Xiangjiang, Taipei, Liaoyang, Jiangxia, Luzhou, Chang’an, Shuangqing, Shudu.
After getting off the plane, Song Zhu’er drove her assistant away and personally drove Li Tiezhu to kill the city.
Li Tiezhu bewildered: “Where to go? Should we book a hotel first?”
Song Zhu’er: “What do you want to book a hotel for?”
Li Tiezhu said: “and you sleep.”
Song Zhu’er: “Hey hey hey …… give you a surprise, we have a nest in Kyoto! Sister to take you! By the way, you anaesthetised, and then hey hey hey ……”