Good one counts.
The audience on the stage laughed and shouted, my family Tie Zhu is so straight.
“Don’t you think you’ll look rude if you treat them differently like this? Why can’t you be nicer to other actresses? Like me.”
“I listen to you with respect, ah, why don’t I call you Auntie Yang?”
“What’s all this? Let me ask you a question. If I fall into the water at the same time as Piggy’s baby, who do you save first?”
“Whichever one is closer.”
“Why not me first?”
“Because, falling in the water, I can’t always tell you two apart.”
Good man, who knows you without your make-up?
Yang Mi directly a chest: “Look at the size ah! The difference is so big.”
The audience under the stage called out, Mimi is hairy.
Li Tiezhu lowered his head to see the real chest fierce abnormal, than Leng Ba is still big, that press pig can not be compared. Then he was enlightened: “Then I will save others first.”
Yang Mi: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu pointed, slightly coy: “You this …… should be able to float.”
Yang Mi: “Pfft ……”
It feels like being praised and like being molested, but this is her own opening, and can not blame anyone, after all, Li Tiezhu has never been so Geng. Mimi thought to herself, it is quite reasonable to say that every time she takes a bath, she floats up ……
The audience laughed like crazy, my God, so big two life-saving balls, indeed, also do not need to save.
Yang Mimi asked again, “If Yehenara and Luo Feiyan fall into the water at the same time, which one do you step on first?”
The audience was dumbfounded, how dare you ask this?
This is a solo concert, and not on TV, it’s not a big deal, it’s just, it’s a bit raw.
Li Tiezhu: “All save ah, why step on it?”
Yang Mi: “You are quite warm-hearted ah, she two you save, that is not a dog fell into the water you will also save?”
“That does not save.”
“Why? Is a dog not as good as those two just now?”
“No, because dogs are better than them, dogs are born to swim.”
“I can’t swim, I feel like you’re scolding me.”
“Where, you don’t know how to swim, but you know a lot of things that dogs don’t know, like umm …… umm …… what do you know?”
“I can run a company.”
“Yeah, not this dog.”
“Can you run a company? Tie Zhu?”
“I wouldn’t, er ……”
“Don’t be afraid, neither can a dog.”
Li Tiezhu froze, Mimi’s combat power can also be ah, since Li Tiezhu’s dislike passive skills have been upgraded, the level of dislike has dropped a lot, and it feels like a little bit of screwing her.
Of course, winning or losing is not important.
Li Tiezhu is just worried that if she dislikes me like this, will her mind be hurt by the new passive skill, after all, it is also a passive skill.
The audience laughed and applauded wildly, Mimi started to fight back, Li Tiezhu will have this day?
Where is this still a concert? It was clearly a comedy special.
Li Tiezhu stubbornly said, “I also know a lot ah, such as singing, the dog will?”
Yang Mi: “Dogs don’t care, Yehnela can still sing.”
Since Leng Ba openly supported Li Tiezhu’s spraying of Yehnela, Yang Mi had no choice but to be offended anyway.
Li Tiezhu: “I can also backflip!”
Yang Mi: “Do you care that much about how much better you are than a dog? Is that what makes you so competitive?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The audience is overjoyed, Li Tiezhu Waterloo!
The counterattack has gained the upper hand, the elegant and sexy Yang Mimi is back, Leng Ba has a good eye, this one is really fun, play again.
Yang Mi: “Come on, show everyone a bubble spitting.”
Li Tiezhu thought she had changed the topic, sighed with relief, and spat a string of bubbles.
Yang Mi: “See! This dog can’t either.”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t compare myself to dogs.”
Yang Mi: “Neither will a donkey.”
Li Tiezhu surrendered: “Change the topic, Mimi.”
Audience: “Phew……”
Yang Mimi smiled and asked, “Some time ago, someone interviewed Yehnela and she said that she is no longer angry with you now, and she can even sit down calmly and drink coffee with you, how about you?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t like and coffee.”
“Then drink something else?”
“I’m so busy, how can I find the time? Why is she so free?”
Yang Mi: “Probably because she can’t afford to have concerts anymore.”
Li Tiezhu directly crouched: “You really dare to say that! She’s a diva.”
“What are you afraid of, your master is Cheng Dalong ah! We were recording the show at the same time, how come you rubbed off on others as your master? Don’t you feel ashamed?”
“I’m shameless ah! What’s wrong?”
“Do you know martial arts? Just worship?”
“As long as I’m not in Furniture City, I don’t think my master can beat me now.”
“Your master basically doesn’t fight anywhere else but Furniture City, right?”
“Erm ……”
“Does he live in Furniture City?”
“Erm ……”
Li Tiezhu was once again crispy, Mimi was crazy, right? Even Cheng Dalong disliked her? Although, what she said was also true.
Yang Mi asked again: ”Why did you accept Song Zhu’er’s confession? Don’t you think you don’t deserve her mum? What do you think?”
Li Tiezhu: “She’s so good looking why would I reject her? Am I stupid?”
“So you simply like her flesh?”
“Pfft ……”
“Are there other pretty girls that you wouldn’t say no to?”
“Hm? So what, director, no troubleshooting yet?”
This was a bit ruthless, so ruthless that Li Tiezhu didn’t dare to answer positively. Obviously, Yang Mi is talking about Leng Ba casting things, how do you see one sleep with one? Also put those two sleep obediently, look long terrific? Who gave you the courage to look like this? Ruth Liang?
Yang Mi can be happy, said: “accompaniment fault solved, the director said the audience seems to quite love to see you accept my interview, so did not tell you immediately.”
Li Tiezhu wiped the sweat on his face, “Ah, then let’s continue singing.”
Audience: “Phew……”
Yang Mi: “See, they still want to hear my interview. I’ll ask two more questions, why did you take the Nortel exam? Do you think acting doesn’t require a face?”
Li Tiezhu: “Maybe, that’s the difference between us film actors and you drama actors. You don’t necessarily need face value to make a film.”
Yang Mi: “Are you saying that Fang Bo and Xu Zheng are ugly?”
“Erm ……”
“Last question.”
“You, you say.”
“Is it true what they say about your vajra?”
“Huh?”
Li Tiezhu’s sweaty hairs stood up, this Nima also dared to ask in this kind of occasion? Of course, the audience didn’t know the real meaning of King Kong is not bad, thinking that it was talking about the central mother supporting Li Tiezhu. But Yang Mi obviously asked not this ah, the them she said, refers to the two Leng Ba and Song Zhu’er.
Yang Mi smiled and stared at Li Tiezhu: “Ah what ah? You say ah, isn’t it?”
Li Tie Zhu shook his head, “I don’t know this kind of martial arts.”
Yang Mi: “You are not honest yo! Re-answer.”
Li Tiezhu: “Well, this thing, right, is mainly because the opponent is too weak, cough cough ……”
The audience applauded, wow, Yehenara and Luo Feiye such tough characters, and still too weak? I, Li Tiezhu, really have the courage!
Yang Mi also applauded, “It seems that it is indeed the two of them are too weak, do you think I am tough enough?”
The audience continued to coax, my sister Mimi has her hands full in the entertainment industry, how dare Li Tiezhu mess with her?
Li Tiezhu shook his head repeatedly, “You must be powerful, I can’t afford to mess with ……”
Yang Mimi smiled proudly, “You have never seen my power, how do you know I’m powerful?”
Li Tiezhu was extraordinarily honest: “Leng Ba said so.”
The cat told Li Tiezhu a lot of new knowledge and new postures that Yang Mi taught her, and also said something about Yang Mi’s power, sometimes after the cat died several times in a row, she also lamented that only Mimi like that could be a match for Li Tiezhu in chess.
Yang Mi: “Wow! I’ll let you see it when I have the chance, I can do a lot. If I play dead, I might be able to fix you up.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t, don’t, I’m scared.”
Audience: “Phew……”
Yang Mi: “Look, everyone despises you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Despise it if you want, I don’t dare to go against you, I’m a wimp!”
Yang Mi: “You really don’t dare?”
Li Tiezhu: “I really don’t dare, please let me go, I just want to sing ……”
The audience was very happy to see Li Tiezhu being “taught a lesson” for the first time.
Yang Mi finally let Li Tiezhu go, said: “Yes, I took your money as a guest, and also performed a set of comedy, I’m not a loss. Let’s sing, after singing I can call it a day.”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, yes, yes …… you have worked hard and suffered ……”
The prelude to “Cool” plays.
Yang Mi suddenly put one hand on Li Tiezhu’s shoulder and posed a singing style, and the audience slowly detached from the comic atmosphere, only Li Tiezhu’s sweaty hairs were still standing, because, this sister’s fingers were tickling him, and her eyes were slightly provocative.
Fortunately, soon began to sing, singing in general, Yang Mimi full attention, no time to continue to engage Li Tiezhu mentality, he only slowly relaxed.
After a song, Li Tiezhu stepped down, leaving the stage for Yang Mi to sing solo.
Usually each guest will have a chorus and a solo, which allows Li Tiezhu to go backstage to change costumes and rest.
After the two songs, Yang Mi retired from the stage and toppled Li Tiezhu when she brushed past him.
Li Tiezhu was startled and looked horrified.
Yang Mi laughed, really fun, she can play Lengba, I can not play? Good sisters, you have to know how to share.
Li Tiezhu concert continued, because Liu Xiaohua messed up and malfunctioned in the top ten, delayed more than twenty minutes, Li Tiezhu in addition to the established songs, but also sang an additional “count your hardness”, as compensation, so the entire concert more than thirty minutes.
After the last song “seventeen years old” was sung, Li Tiezhu once again thanked the audience for a long time, and finally ended.
Although this concert had such and such problems, but in the end it was perfectly solved, the atmosphere was not interrupted, instead the audience was extraordinarily satisfied, and the concert was considered a success.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu invited the guests to eat hot pot and then went to KTV.
Fang Bo had to leave beforehand, the only ones who ended up going to KTV were Justin, Xiao Zhen, Yang Mimi, Liu Xiaohua, as well as Zhang Xiaomeng and a few other key members of the team, Liu Xiaohua wanted to be a microphone, which was forcibly prevented by Li Tiezhu, as everyone is a friend, there is no need to hurt them.
Singing and drinking, the atmosphere is quite good, Li Tiezhu is also quite relaxed, until Mimi came to his ear:
“She really took a ruler to measure?”