Chen Jianjun?
The viewers are all mesmerised by this wave of operation, does your dog still have an ID card? Is it on the household register? It’s not the head of the household, is it?
Liu Hua was at a loss, what were they talking about on stage?
Leng Ba extraordinarily embarrassed, feeling insulted again, but can not recall where it was insulted, but it is fine, it is just a little bit of shame, it does not matter, he is the master, how do you want to ……
Live screen in front of the concert watching comrade Zhang Jianjun ditch a tight, fortunately, my surname is Zhang, and my family next door is not surnamed Liu.
And the scene audience unfortunately hit the trick on the embarrassing, surrounded by friends have been uproar.
Li Tiezhu also reacted: “Sorry! Offended …… If there are friends really called this name, I give you an apology. In fact, my family dog called billiards, and then there is a child surnamed Chen a few years older often bullied me, I will occasionally change the name of the billiards to vent vent vent.”
Zhao Liya: “Because Chen kicked him into a cesspit and muddled his face, luckily he can swim. He wrote that letter in tears, I think, anyway, the letter paper was wet and crumpled.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The audience on stage burst out laughing, there’s a picture now, and there’s even a flavour. But is it a dog paddle or a bręąststroke?
Han Hong couldn’t help but cover his face, these two kids dare to say anything.
Xiao Yueyue laughed so much that he patted Qin Tao’s stomach, “Hahaha …… I also fell out of the cesspit once, the oldest a cesspit.”
Qin Tao: “Can have my family’s big? My family opened a pig farm.”
Xiao Yueyue: “You also fell?”
Qin Tao: “……”
Leng Ba were all embarrassed for their own master, the rabbit smashed inappropriately! You can humiliate me, but you can’t humiliate my master!
However, they even have such a connection, in this way, I’m only afraid that when she joins the gang in the future, myself and Erha will be too embarrassed to refuse ah.
A song lyric suddenly drifted through the cat’s perverted little brain: ah what a big home ……
On the stage, Li Tiezhu confessed, “Stop it, we are a concert, not a comedy show.”
Audience: “Phew ……”
Xiao Yueyue was stunned, this scene is not more spectacular than Yun De She? Tens of thousands of people making this sound together, so exciting. Although he had been in Shake, and had heard Li Tiezhu’s comedy concert, the momentum of the scene was still different.
Zhao Liya took a step forward and said to the audience, “Still want to listen? I have a lot of black history of his childhood in my hands.”
Li Tiezhu: “I beg you, don’t say anything. How about singing? Good boy.”
Zhao Liya fought like a victorious rooster, holding up her small bręąsts that have slightly improved after Bamboo Er’s bręąst rubbing method, turned back and said, “Spare your life, remember to treat me to hot pot.”
“Yes yes yes …… eat a big pot.”
“By the way, what song did we sing?”
“Ah! Let’s see …… director, director, say something ah, we forgot the song.”
The audience under the stage was again a burst of merciless ridicule, these two living treasures no wonder the good voice can toss out so many things.
The intro to You Look Good When You Smile came on.
Zhao Liya twisted her head to look at Li Tiezhu, who nodded decisively:
You look so funny.
Like the dog next door.
……
What is tacit understanding, this is tacit understanding, the teleprompter isn’t even needed, after all, the teleprompter says you have a nice smile.
Zhao Liya’s little milky voice is just so fitting for this song, it’s extremely insulting.
After the chorus, Li Tiezhu went to the backstage to change clothes, the next and Justin’s singing and dancing, the most difficult is this, has fallen eleven a game, it is really not that Li Tiezhu does not try.
On the stage, Zhao Liya sang a solo song that Li Tiezhu wrote to her, “Little”.
The album “Dream Flowers” also sells extremely well, with a few good songs that have a high degree of popularity, Zhao Liya is now one of the reddest female singers in the country, and it is also considered to be officially rid of the label of the piano princess.
Although she is not as big as Li Tiezhu, she is still very successful, a little more successful than Justin.
After “Little Little” was sung, the audience on the stage shouted and sang “Learning to Catcall”, the sound was still very loud, and I don’t know if it was a deliberate attempt to make things happen.
A year ago, Zhao Liya blatantly put a cat collar on Lengba for the chorus, which also caused great controversy at the time.
Zhao Liya said, “Erm …… since we’re talking about this matter, I have to apologise to Sister Leng Ba, I was the one who took offence at the chorus of ‘Learning to Catcall’ last year.”
Leng Ba took the microphone handed to her by the staff and stood up to head towards the stage, “It’s fine, this matter is a misunderstanding by the audience, in fact, Lia and I have known each other since a long time ago, there’s no conflict whatsoever. Since everyone wants to hear it, why don’t we give the chorus again?”
A real chorus?
Zhao Liya froze for a moment, so shameless? That’s right, it’s been a year, I don’t know to what extent I’ve played with Li Tiezhu, how can I be shameless?
Leng Ba doesn’t care if the rabbit smashes look up to her, I’ll just kneel down and lick my master what’s wrong?
The chorus, which is here to declare sovereignty, Zhao Liya is very clear.
Other people are not clear, so, also thought that the two of them really very good relationship it, have applauded.
Leng Ba wearing a white shirt, shirt collar wide open, leaking out half of the shoulders and delicate collarbone, half of the hem tied into a short leather skirt, the appearance of beautiful, chest high, slender legs under the eight centimetres of red high heels, to a bubble skirt Zhao Liya side so one stop, instantly aura suppression.
Zhao Liya also felt the pressure, the cat is very provocative ah!
The prelude rang out.
Leng Ba enchantingly twisted her water snake waist and danced, her eyes were enchanting and seductive, and she also stuck out her tongue, hit Zhao Liya’s shoulder, and danced with the feeling of death entanglement, showing all her charm.
Leng Ba also raised her eyebrows at Zhao Liya, as if saying, “This is how I serve my master, you can’t humiliate me if I don’t have a face. I’m not afraid of you now!”
Zhao Liya froze in place, what a tart! Who can top this? Li Tiezhu’s happiness I can’t imagine ……
Leng Ba saw Zhao Liya froze, more complacent, but also extremely covertly took the chest to rub Zhao Liya s arm a little bit, feel the strength of sister!
Zhao Liya shivered slightly and looked at Leng Ba’s eyes full of awe, the absolute best sword ah!
Leng Ba opened her mouth and sang:
Let’s learn to catcall together
We’ll meow, meow, meow.
We’ll pamper ourselves in front of you
Aigoo meow meow meow meow.
My heart is pounding
I’m in love with your bad smile
If you don’t say you love me, I’ll meow.
The voice was so crispy that it made people go numb, and I believe that many male viewers were already looking straight at this moment.
Backstage, watching Leng Ba’s performance, Li Tiezhu sighed in his heart, my little pet is awesome, this dance is awesome, singing has improved so much compared to before, it can be a singer.
Justin had a look of emotionlessness, why does the Chinese audience like this type of face? Not advanced at all.
This time, Zhao Liya didn’t make a whole lot of trouble, and after returning to her senses, she seriously sang the song with Zhao Liya, only in the face of Leng Ba’s provocation, Zhao Liya’s heart is still puffing up. But people really as a cat, how else can they be humiliated? She was not afraid at all.
Leng Ba’s dance was extremely good, spicy, demonic and cute, especially when she meowed, she could cute people to death.
Zhao Liya couldn’t be cute no matter what, she was young but never pampered.
After the impromptu addition of the song, the audience exclaimed.
Leng Ba was also very addicted, finally got back on the rabbit smash, a vent of hatred, laughed: “Learned how to act a cat? Lia, you sang this song very well, but the performance can’t be, you have to be soft and cute.”
Zhao Liya: “Ah! Thank you sister.”
Leng Ba won’t stop at the right moment, did you show any mercy in the first place? Putting a cat collar on me? Cat ears? Did you stop when you humiliated me in front of my master? You didn’t, and hitting $0.50 afterwards is even more murderous.
God’s way is good!
Leng Ba said, “Don’t just thank me, ah, you give everyone a show.”
Zhao Liya was a little bit unable to get off the stage, last year she forced Leng Ba to teach her, this year Leng Ba forced her to learn, she herself just said that the two of them had an excellent relationship, so this was not humiliating or not humiliating, the audience would interpret it that way.
Zhao Liya had to come up with a paragraph, “If you don’t say you love me I will meow meow meow ……”
Leng Ba: “It doesn’t work! It doesn’t have that soft and cuddly feeling… If cats don’t work, think about how rabbits feel? Hey, that viewer, can you lend me your rabbit ears?”
Zhao Liya sucked in a breath of cool air, here it comes, here it comes, retribution is coming.
The key, she couldn’t refuse, the audience was happily waiting to see it, what could she say?
A secondary girl in the front row handed the rabbit on her head to Leng Ba, and with a gentle smile of a big sister, Leng Ba personally put it on Zhao Liya’s head, then couldn’t help but say, “Wow! It’s also too cute, right?”
Zhao Liya: “Ummm …… hehe!”
“Sing one.”
“You don’t say ……”
“No, you stick out your tongue and pop it.”
“Like this?”
“Hey! Yes, that’s adorable, look at the audience applauding, remember that feeling, okay?”
“Thanks, thanks sis.”
Although this thank you is a little bit of gnashing of teeth, but Leng Ba on the contrary, especially like, said to the stage: “Little sister, rabbit ears wait for her to finish singing and then return it to you, okay?”
Then, Leng Ba went off the stage, leaving Zhao Liya wearing rabbit ears on the stage to continue to perform, she also did not dare to take ah, take the words, the sister relationship good argument will wear help.
The host behind the curtain chimed in, “Next, we have Zhao Liya to bring you the song ‘Dreaming Flowers’ composed by Li Tiezhu.”
Zhao Liya had to gather her mind, endure her shame, and continue to sing.
However, the way Leng Ba, who was back on stage, looked at her, made Zhao Liya unable to stand it, this was no longer a provocation, this was public humiliation. This was something she knew well, as she had done this last year.
Finally finished the song, Zhao Liya hurried off the stage, returned the rabbit ears to the secondary girl, but the girl said that she gave it to you, Zhao Liya had to take the rabbit ears back to her seat, and continued to watch Li Tiezhu and Justin perform.
Li Tiezhu dance really fell again and again and again, the audience roared, twelve consecutive falls in unison, there is no diluted swing belt.
Leng Ba and Zhao Liya’s position next to each other, suddenly snatched Zhao Liya’s rabbit ears, and put them on her.
Zhao Liya: “Cat what do you mean?”
Leng Ba: “The cat is putting props on you! It’s really cute on you, the owner must like it.”
Zhao Liya looked left and right in horror, afraid that someone would hear, luckily Lengba’s voice was well controlled and said quietly.
Zhao Liya: “Disgusting! What master?”
“To laugh! We’re good sisters, don’t let the camera catch us arguing. Wow, your ears are so soft and fluffy ……”
“That’s enough!”
“Bamboo is Erha, I’m Cat, and now it’s just you, little bunny smash!”
“f*ck!”
“Yeah! Our Rabbit Smash is really smart!”
Leng Ba’s attack was still explosive, I don’t want a face, you want a face, this is called asymmetric advantage! You struggle, the more you struggle, the more fun it is!