A new song by Li Tiezhu won applause and applause from the audience.
He knew that this song could be sung into the hearts of the vast majority of the audience, after all,…… ugly people always account for the vast majority, and there are really not many good looking ones.
Li Tiezhu thanked the audience and said, “The concert hour has come, but I can’t say goodbye to everyone yet, I want to invite the last guest, and a very important guest to me. If it wasn’t for him, there would be no me now, and if it wasn’t for the sake of doing his family’s project, I wouldn’t have been able to participate in The Voice ……”
“Qin Tao!”
“Postpartum brother!”
“Xiongqi!”
The audience clamoured.
Qin Tao stood up a little coyly and bowed in place towards the audience on three sides first, a ritual learnt by the Cloud Virtue Society, before going on stage in his robes.
Not to mention, the ball-like Qin Tao wearing a robe really looks like a Rilong Baobao batch of dragons, which is simply an insult to traditional Chinese clothing.
Live pop-up trolls:
“After giving birth brother this is long fat ah?”
“He was quite thin in Mushroom House, why is he getting fat again?”
“I guess I’m pregnant.”
“Yundesha is a place for people to mellow out.”
“Worthy of being a family of pig farmers, they fattened themselves up! It’s also whitened quite a bit.”
“This body of meat, it’s less than three or four thousand dollars, right?”
“Is the pig family kidding?”
Watching Qin Tao struggling to ascend the stage and almost falling on his face, Li Tiezhu laughed like a groundhog.
Li Tiezhu: “Hey haha …… you slow down, table put the stairs stepped rotten, your old man raised pigs are not as fat as you, you usually eat what brand feed? To the audience friends to share ha ha thi.”
Qin Tao was not easy to climb on the stage, panting: “Do not batch 咵 lazy 咵 le, ouch …… you laugh a shovel shovel? Turtle treasure batch dragon.”
Li Tiezhu see Qin Tao climb the ladder a bit strenuous, it flew over, after all, the hem of the coat tightened more tightly, is not suitable for large strides across.
After coming in front of Qin Tao, Qin Tao stretched out his fat round hand, Li Tiezhu lifted his leg is a foot.
“Hahaha ……”
Qin Tao dropped down, “Mamma Mia Pie!”
Li Tiezhu said seriously, “Table swearing, is this the quality of your Yundesha?”
Qin Tao stretched out his hand again: “This is the quality of our Yundeshe, what’s wrong? Did you eat your family’s rice? This is the quality of my master!”
Audience on stage: “Ooh!”
Li Tiezhu pulled Qin Tao up and said as he walked, “You’re deceiving your master! Teacher Donkey will tender you to death if he knows.”
Qin Tao: “I have my teacher’s wife to cover me!”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t it the special white special white one?”
Qin Tao: “Aang!”
Audience: “Phew ……”
Yue Yupeng couldn’t help but applaud, it was really white!
Qin Tao finally succeeded on stage: “Phew what phew? My mistress is really white, if you don’t believe me, ask my brother Yue.”
Yue Yupeng immediately covered his face, the staff microphone dislike his face, Yue Yupeng stammered: “Auntie quite virtuous, I am blind, ah! I didn’t see anything.”
Li Tiezhu said: “Taozi, what? The lady is still white?”
Qin Tao: “White ah! White in the bright kind, you must believe me, my teacher’s wife …… forget it, white or not white with you have nothing to do with, say business. What did you invite me to do?”
Li Tiezhu: “There is nothing, is to catch up, how? After worshipping teacher Yu Qian, what have you learnt?”
Qin Tao wiped his curly hair and exclaimed, “I’ve learnt three great masterpieces!”
Audience member: “Smoking, drinking, and perm!”
Qin Tao angrily said, “Roll! Roll Roll Roll …… Drinking I learnt from Li Tiezhu.”
Audience: “Phew……”
Qin Tao: “Smoking is bad for health, I didn’t learn. Perm, hey! My teacher’s wife gave me a perm, white …… no, good looking, right?”
Audience: “White!”
Li Tiezhu: “Then there are two other masterpieces?”
Qin Tao says: “Shameless!”
“Who are you cursing?”
“Who’s complimenting you? I’m talking about what I’ve learnt, the first thing is shamelessness, thick skin! The second thing is to be cheap, our Cloud Virtue Society is divided into two branches, the Face Sect and the b*tch Sect, my brother Yue is the Prince of the b*tch Sect, and his master is the Emperor of the b*tch Sect! My master is the leader of the Face Sect.”
“Indeed bitchy enough!”
“I’m not as good as him, I …… am a little bitchy! can still only warm up the stage now, can’t be a wrist.”
“Doesn’t Yue teach you?”
“Teach! I can’t learn, I’m born upright.”
“HE! TUI~”
Li Tiezhu straight spit Qin Tao’s face, Qin Tao swung a set of Wang Bajian to beat Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao also wanted to give Li Tiezhu a thousand years to kill, was Li Tiezhu directly lock throat, the fight is over.
Qin Tao wiped the saliva on his face: “You dog said the night to eat back to the meat, right? Small sample ……”
Li Tiezhu was shocked, this goods study nearly a year harvest is not small ah, this can …… smell out?
The audience laughed maniacally, only to feel that Qin Tao this terrier pick up good, is the style of Yunde Society.
Under the stage, Yue Yupeng nodded repeatedly, he had known that these two people on the stage is not singing, because, Qin Tao singing with Liu Xiaohua is as deadly. They are to say that the comic go, in fact, this is also Li Tiezhu to promote Qin Tao, but, he did not expect Tao Zi actually can play this kind of present hanging to, magic, in the Cloud De Society how so wipe the face of it?
Li Tiezhu froze for a moment, before saying: “Donkey teacher, is training police dog origin? You can smell this? Learn a lot of knowledge ah!”
Qin Tao gave Li Tiezhu a kick: “What do you mean? My teacher Donkey, no, Yu Qian, that is a respected master of the art of comedy! Do you know him?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “What rank?”
Qin Tao: “The level where you don’t have to pay to go to a nightclub!”
Li Tiezhu jumped up and down: “Ooh! You don’t have that kind of ability? Master’s wife is so pathetic.”
Qin Tao: “What do you mean you don’t have that ability? My master’s mother said that my master can make a lot of noise ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Hush! The family scandal should not be spread! Let’s continue, you say no need to spend money, who can afford not to spend some? Even if it’s ugly ……”
Needless to say, the audience completely bought it, it is really a small teacher Li, although as a singer debut, but completely inherited the old teacher Li’s humour bacteria, combined with the comedy style of the Yunde Society, quite pull style.
In fact, there was no rehearsal at all for this “comedy”, which was actually a homework assignment arranged by Yu Qian for Qin Tao.
Although Qin Tao has been on stage for a while, he always performs poorly, and a few times he was even blown off the stage by the audience. Yu Qian needs Qin Tao to create some sparks with Li Tiezhu, so that Qin Tao can remember this feeling.
Qin Tao also got into the mood and looked around, “Live, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ang!”
“Can I say no?”
“Let me ask the director, can I say no?”
“Hmm?”
“The director asked what you want to say.”
“I want to say that my master is the best at white scoops!”
“Huh! The director told you to keep your voice down …… He said you can’t say it.”
Qin Tao hugged his stomach, looking like a dead pig that I Yun De She is just not afraid of boiling water, “Isn’t it late? My master is the best at white scoops! Carrying white scoops to the end! White ladybug world shoulder, well ……”
Li Tiezhu hurriedly went to cover Qin Tao’s mouth, “Family heirlooms, do not leak! Just tell me in private.”
Under the stage, Yue Yupeng know to cover his face, really good, he could not help but say to Justin beside him: “Li Tiezhu should be accepted by my master as a disciple, keep a big hit! Have him in, can dislike old Guo out of the Xiang to ……”
Justin said blankly, “Brother Zhu’s master is Cheng Dalong, your master is afraid that he can’t beat him.”
Yue Yupeng: “That’s right, if he was in Furniture City, he would be beaten into a burrito.”
On the other side, Zhao Liya finally found a good opportunity and said to Leng Ba: “White Lady, isn’t Li Tiezhu very good at it? Still need to learn? Don’t you think so? Did he give you money?”
This was a direct humiliation.
Leng Ba said, “Don’t worry, he won’t give you any money in the future either, let’s call this good for you and good for me and good for him.”
Zhao Liya was surprisingly speechless, there is no future! There’s no way I’ll give him a pet!
Zheng Yan Zi poked his head out and said, “Hello I good he also good? You …… all use women’s face clean? Don’t you think the stuff is pungent? I won’t use it, I’ll use Jie Er Yin.”
Leng Ba: “Aha …… each to their own good each to their own good.”
Zhao Liya came close to Leng Ba’s ear, lowered his voice: “Lower your voice, you die ah?”
Leng Ba: “So …… you still want to hear it right?”
Zhao Liya: “……”
On the stage, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao madly dislike each other, one said that Qin Tao does not raise pigs is the loss of the country and the nation, and one said that Li Tiezhu does not move bricks is the regret of the migrant workers’ group, dislike half a day, Qin Tao suddenly sent a big move:
“Is Zheng Yanzi’s milk tea good?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Under the stage, Zheng Yan Zi was confused, Leng Ba and Zhao Liya stared at Zheng Yan Zi at the same time, you this milk tea it …… decent? Is it in the cup or in the clothes?
Zheng Yanzi gritted her teeth.
Li Tiezhu said, “That is not you lied to me that that is what you bought for me?”
Qin Tao was creeped out, how did he forget about this?
Over there, Zheng Yanzi had already rushed onto the stage with her long legs, Qin Tao wanted to run, Li Tiezhu carried him by the collar with one hand, leaving him nowhere to run.
Zheng Yan Zi rushed up is a flying kick.
The audience was stunned, what is this situation? Who is this beauty? Tall and leggy and also extremely pretty, just a little too violent. Some of the sports-loving viewers, or those who had watched Mushroom House, broke out into thunderous applause as Yeonji fluffed!
Qin Tao ah was kicked to the ground, also not angry, normal operation, anyway, by Zheng Yan Zi beatings is not once or twice.
Li Tiezhu tacitly handed over the microphone.
Zheng Yan Zi said, “I, Zheng Yan Zi, Chinese women’s tennis player, today I will show you a flying kick Qin Shou, thank you.”
Qin Tao grunted, “It’s Qin Tao ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you Yan Zi.”
Zheng Yanzi threatened, “Li Tiezhu you be careful too! Although I can’t beat you, I can beat up Song Zhu’er.”
Li Tie Zhu: “Wow! I’m so scared.”
Qin Tao: “Stop chatting, can you come and help me? Pillar Dog?”
After picking up Qin Tao, Li Tiezhu wrapped his left hand around Qin Tao, and his right hand around Zheng Yanzi, and said to everyone: “The concert is nearing its end, and there is no official name for this comedy with Qin Tao, because there is no script, and it’s all on-site performance, so, just take any name you want, and call it, “Going back to Shudu again of …… ”
Zheng Yanzi: “Shut up, just call it “Postpartum Care of Sow”.”
Qin Tao: “No comment.”
Zheng Yanzi: “You dare to have an opinion!”
Offstage, Zhao Liya suddenly said to Leng Ba, “This sister is so fierce!”
Leng Ba: “We’re saved.”
Zhao Liya: “Don’t bring me along, I mean, she’s not white enough for this skin.”
Leng Ba: “I’m responsible for the whiteness, you guys don’t care about this one statistic, it doesn’t matter if she’s white or not, just be responsible for the big one, I’m ashamed to step aside.”