Li Tiezhu was holding the tablet and pounding on the music, and said, “I don’t have a problem with it! As long as they don’t mess with me.”
Director Yan: “How can they not mess with you?”
Yan Min said, “I damn well know that the Three Essences have secretly conspired and are ready to give you a hard lesson tomorrow.
Otherwise I’d come to you to do what?
Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi and Sun Lei, when they were gathering after the last recording, they openly declared that they would target Li Tiezhu in this issue, and shouted a slogan called “Fighting is not the only thing that can be done, a snowball in the past!” Pigs, sheep and rats did not participate in the three, because of Li Tiezhu scruples, and even the little sheep will not participate in this period.
Yi Xing because of the new single, preparation for the new album, but also open the concert, so the schedule really can not be adjusted.
Speaking of which, with Li Tiezhu a bit of a relationship, Yi Xing’s new single “Su Mouzhi” is written by Li Tiezhu, and Yi Xing concert is also in order to stagger with Li Tiezhu’s concert, to avoid direct competition is postponed, after all, this year’s Li Tiezhu Buddha block to kill the Buddha can not afford to mess with.
Li Tiezhu: “Heh! Mess with me? Then don’t blame me for being ruthless ……”
Director Yan: “OK …… I’ll just say this, anyway, just stop in moderation and don’t show anything that can’t be broadcast.”
Lin, who lives in the same house as Li Tiezhu, was not calm: “Director Yan, this programme has also shown images that can’t be broadcast? Why does it sound creepy to me?”
Director Yan sneered, “This programme has not appeared ……”
However, last year s four ha appeared ah, Li Tiezhu this dog, with the deer hani on the deck towards the river inside the boo boo, deer hani that stupid roe deer actually really followed …… So, Yan Min came today to try to stop this kind of thing from happening.
Of course, the probability of success is not great, Li Tiezhu crazy like a mad dog, who can control it?
After the Yan director left, Lin Mou asked Li Tiezhu: “How do I feel that Yan director is a little afraid of you?”
Li Tiezhu: “Hmph! Fear is right.”
Lin Dog’s eyes suddenly became a bit worshipful, You’re so hung up? Then I’m much more relieved, it looks like tomorrow won’t be too bad.
At eleven o’clock, Li Tiezhu went to the balcony and quietly videoed with Song Zhu’er for half an hour, and after thinking about it, he gave Leng Ba a video to wish her a happy Tanabata. Speaking of quite guilty, Li Tiezhu almost every day and Song Zhu’er video, but rarely with Leng Ba video, just keep in touch with her every day WeChat.
“What does Tanabata have to do with me? It’s not like people are worthy of an official announcement with you ……”
When the cat whines, Li Tiezhu usually can’t carry it. However, Li Tiezhu could still see that although Leng Ba was complaining on her lips, she was actually quite happy, her eyes were bent into a crescent shape.
The next day, 28th August, Monday, coincided with the Tanabata Festival.
At nine o’clock in the morning, the recording of Infinite Challenge began.
At the main entrance of the Hyatt Hotel, Fang Bo was the first to walk out of the door and get into a car of the programme team, then was asked to put on an eye mask. Then came Huang San Shi, Piggy Luo Xiao Xiang and Squirrel Wang Speed, all of whom got into the car and then were asked to wear eye masks on their backs.
Li Tiezhu and Lin Mou didn’t show up right away, although there were no rules, the basic framework still needed to be there, otherwise the show would be a mess.
Li Tiezhu only knows that the theme of this issue is called “all witnesses”, without any valuable information.
In the first car, Fang Bo muttered, “At the end of the last episode, Sun Lei disappeared, and he’s really not here today. Of course, if Sun Lei wasn’t here, this episode would have been smoother, but it seems that there is a new guest in this episode, I wonder what the situation of the new guest will be …….”
Speaking of the new guest, Fang Bo revealed a playful smile, they all knew who the new guest was, and even the sniping camp was gradually getting better.
Programme subtitle: another guest to play with?
Subtitle change: no! You can’t afford to play with this guest!
The pop-ups clear up like this:
“Official trolls are the deadliest!”
“Heh! I don’t know who’s playing who yet!”
“Is my big iron pillar not to be played with?”
“The Great Demon King is here, you and others suffer death.”
“Innocent!”
“I really want to see what expression he has when he knows that it’s Li Tiezhu who’s coming.”
“Serious brother’s first official participation in Five Stripes, sprinkle flowers and welcome.”
“Last time he came once with Leng Ba, right?”
“That was picked up by Xiao Yue Yue on the road, it doesn’t count.”
“Picked up on the road halfway all abused San Jing like that, this issue is sure to have a good show.”
The programme camera everything, came to the hotel, Lin Mou took the milk tea that Li Tiezhu invited him, followed the staff forward.
Subtitle: Lin XX, code name Lin Dog.
Staff member: “Hello Lin! Since Sun Lei had to disappear for one episode, you’ve been asked to fill in for him for one episode.”
Lin Mou smiled slightly wryly, “I’ve heard about that, filling in for what? Any explanation or arrangement?”
Staff member: “No.”
Lin is then shoved into a car and taken away, Lin looks confused, “As soon as I arrived I was dragged away in a car, I was confused, and there wasn’t a welcoming ceremony or anything.”
Staff member: “There was, give you this.”
Lin’s mouth instantly overflowed with a smile, and he put on the mask, “That’s pretty shiny! Do you have to be so mysterious for your first appearance? Hehehehehehe …… I’m red, right, but I’m a person who doesn’t play big names ……”
Because of Li Tiezhu’s backing, Lin was a lot more relaxed than expected.
Pop-up:
“As soon as I see Lin Dog, I want to laugh.”
“Hello Lin Dog!”
“Out goes the bull terrier and in comes an even sillier Erha.”
“Have a nice day being played with, Lin Dog!”
The next shot, the much-anticipated Li Tiezhu appeared, he wore a sunscreen suit head covered in a hat, accompanied by the staff, Li Tiezhu walked out of the hotel, talking and laughing with the staff, the aura of two metres and eight.
Subtitles:
Old Face: Infinite Triple Essence Sanctioner – Li Tie Zhu!
There are female fans shouting for Yi Xing next to him, as it’s hard to see his face under the hat.
Li Tiezhu took the hat, “Yi Xing didn’t come, is it okay if I take his place?”
“Wow ……”
“Can can! Quite okay.”
“Li Tiezhu I want to give you a monkey ……”
“Decent brother tender death of Huang Laoxie.”
“I love you ……”
The fans were not disappointed to see that it was Li Tiezhu, the cheers instead got higher.
The pop-ups took off like crazy:
“What do you mean by poker face? This is called a poker face!”
“Although I like Yi Xing, thank you Tie Zhu for writing a song for my love bean.”
“Warning: serious brother out!”
“Infinite Triple Fine: It’s over!”
“Raise your hand if you want to see Li Tiezhu f*ck Lin Dog!”
“+1.”
……
When he got into the car and took the eye mask given by the staff, Li Tiezhu didn’t wear it and asked, “Is Brother Lei really not here? It’s a bit of a pity!”
Who am I going to bully if he’s not there?
Staff member: “Yes, Brother Lei disappeared at the end of the last instalment.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, so that means he might still be around?”
Staff member: “No, what I said about not being there, is really not there.”
“In! I see.”
“What do you get, you want him in so badly? He’s not at all disciplined.”
“You say that as if I do.”
“Erm ……”
Li Tiezhu put on the blindfold, and after three seconds, he took it off, “Is the filming done? That’s it.”
Staff member: “According to the rules of the programme, you must wear the eyepatch the whole time.”
Li Tiezhu: “If you don’t wear it, come and hit me!”
Staff member with walkie-talkie: “Director Yan, Director Yan, Li Tiezhu is not wearing an eye patch.”
Yan Min replied on the walkie-talkie: “If he doesn’t wear it, then he doesn’t wear it, he’s a roadie plus face blind, what are you afraid of?”
Staff member: “No, director how do you speak so abysmally …… are you not able to mess with him?”
Yan Min: “What else?”
The staff was completely silent.
The pop-up screen frantically called out, this is my family’s Li Tiezhu, with a fierce reputation! Sun Lei was a child’s playground compared to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu began to drink milk tea, since that year, he drank Zheng Yanzhi’s milk tea, he fell in love, usually watching Zheng Yanzhi drink milk tea, can not help but swallow saliva. When he was poor, he was also mercilessly mocked by the class flower, and then after he became red, he liked and milk tea even more, not only drinking himself, but also inviting others to drink.
The staff held back for a few minutes and held back a sentence, “Li Tiezhu, you came here once last year and helped Yue Yupeng win the final victory, this time, do you have any feelings or goals?”
Li Tiezhu sneered, last year? Last year, if it was not at the juncture of raising cats, a little bit of false cold bar sister, or I would be so gentle? Today let you see what is called real strength crushing!
Of course, the official cudgel is still needed: “Very emotional, the target words are not high, the infinite triple essence in one pot.”
The staff rolled their eyes, this one is new and doesn’t understand Li Tiezhu’s pugnacity, he thought he was pretending.
Pop-up:
“Social my brother Zhu, people are ruthless.”
“It was last year in this programme that Li Tiezhu wrote ‘Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water’, what song is he writing today?”
“It’s a pity that Leng Ba is not in this issue ……”
“I still like to see the image of Li Tiezhu protecting Xiao Yueyue, it’s so loving.”
“Who is Serious Brother tying up this issue?”
“Really don’t wear an eyepatch ah? This Nima is too strong.”
“Wearing a blindfold? I’m afraid Li Tiezhu will beat Yan Min so much that he’ll bring his own blindfold.”
“Old Evil Huang’s IQ can play Li Tiezhu to death, right?”
“Heh! Naive, look at the Mushroom House, the old fox has been fattened by Li Tiezhu by more than twenty pounds, who plays who?”
“Variety world, I only serve Li Tiezhu.”
As the programme continued, Fang Bo, Huang San Shi, Luo Xiao Xiang and Wang Speed arrived successively, each being sandwiched by two men in black and sent to different places, each arriving at a different place.
Of these, Wang Speed is the worst off, getting on the lift again and again and again.
Lin Mou and Li Tiezhu arrived a little later, Lin Mou entered the predetermined place first, then it was Li Tiezhu’s turn.
Staff: “Please, put the blindfold on, we’ll just take a shot.”
Li Tiezhu directly get off the car and go: “I do not! I’m afraid of the dark.”
Staff: “Where are you going? Don’t run!”
Li Tiezhu turned back, “Shut up! No talking, quietly, I’m going to touch the bottom and see what they are doing.”
On the intercom, Director Yan told the staff to cooperate with Li Tiezhu, he could only hold his tongue, why did I get assigned to Li Tiezhu? What sins did I create in my previous life?
Li Tiezhu quickly caught up with Lin Mou who was about to enter the small black house in front of him, snatched a cameraman’s camera and clothes and hat, and carried the camera himself to follow Lin Mou into a small black house.
Although it was only the first time he officially participated in the five articles, he was a real old driver.
The staff with Li Tiezhu had to wait outside the door.
The door was closed.
A voice came from the loud speaker, “Time’s up, please take off your blindfolds.”
Lin Dog took off his blindfold, looked around, and then looked at the “cameraman”: “What’s going on?”
He was in a very small KTV.
On the other side, Piggy was in a kitchen, Huang San Shi was in the fitness studio, and, Huang San Shi analysed that they were now in a container.
The last container, was an internet classroom live room, the kind with a blackboard, but there was no one inside, because, it was Li Tiezhu’s place.