“Extreme TV, thirty three to sixty six gales are expected to hit the Northeast in the next twenty four hours …… This won’t f*cking blow the trousers off, will it?”
Lin Mou was finally unable to stop himself from spitting out the weather forecast in the arena.
The staff member responsible for giving the blowing snow directly scooped up a large spoonful of fake snow and blew it out at Lin Mou.
Lin Mou: “Cough cough …… The lowest temperature is minus seventy degrees, Lin Dog is here to remind the whole country to wear good cotton wool trousers and do a good job of preventing cold and hibernation ……”
Finally, Lin Mou has completed the extremely difficult Sky Fun Forecast broadcast.
Just brutal, you know?
And hibernation?
What era is it? My family, in the Northeast, has not hibernated since the 1990s, and all of us in the Northeast have turned into mammals.
Patting the fake snow on his body, Lin Mou said: ”Are you guys reliable? Seventy degrees below zero, do you know what concept? Peeing into ice is simple …… You guys can really dare to write. I’m going to look for Tie Zhu, without him, I don’t feel safe!”
On the other hand, Piggy, who came out from the weather forecast station, was dumbfounded to see Huang San Shi, Fang Bo and Sun Lei still muttering together.
These old people, are they senile?
Still haven’t agreed on a result after so long?
Over there, Huang San Shi said to Fang Bo, “I’ve deduced that Li Tie Zhu is Blueberry, he’s my target, and you, Fang Bo, you’re the tomato, he kills you. If you don’t co-operate with me, you’ll wait for death, ah Li Tiezhu! Think it over. That’s the livestock of livestock! See how I got all this fat, think about it!”
Fang Bo: “I am his first target, then …… why hasn’t he come to me?”
Huang Sanshi: “He is stupid, know what? Only I can project the name of each of your fruits, what does Li Tiezhu know?”
Sun Lei showed his teeth and pointed at Huang San Shi’s live broadcast:
“You can be careful! This future student of yours is a thief, appearing to play dumb, but actually more refined than anyone else! See for yourself!”
Huang San Shi and Fang Bo took a look and were amazed:
I’m just a fan message, “Li Tiezhu already knows all of your information, if it wasn’t for the show’s forced patching, you would have been reunited. Lin Mou Banana → Huang San Shi Guava → Li Tie Zhu Blueberry → Fang Bo Tomato → Piggy Mango → Wang Speed Lychee.”
Huang San Shi was immediately confused, Tie Zhu couldn’t possibly be this smart!
Pop-up:
“Song Zhu’er kills Infinite Triple Essence in seconds!”
“Li Tiezhu already knows everyone’s bottom line.”
“I’m afraid there’s not much point in this instalment.”
“To the very beginning Li Tiezhu has never made an entrance, always hovering on the edge.”
“I have to say, finding a smart girlfriend is really important!”
Fang Bo was also dumbfounded, “No! It’s not right! This is a huge difference from last year’s Li Tiezhu! No, where’s my mobile phone, I have to call Leng Ba and ask ……”
Sun Lei: “What are you asking her for?”
Fang Bo: “Last year she was able to subdue Li Tiezhu, although she lost in the end, but at least she didn’t lose in terms of momentum. She was Li Tiezhu’s debut mentor and knows Li Tiezhu the best!”
Huang Sanshi shook his head slightly, it’s not good to say, it’s not good to say ah, after all, it’s a student of his own school now ……
Beep beep beep ……
The video was connected.
Leng Ba, dressed in an ancient costume, was filming on the set and said, “Bo? Why are you ugly again?”
Fang Bo: “Roll roll roll …… I’m ugly again can I be as ugly as Li Tiezhu?”
“You can be much uglier than him, my home …… I added Li Tiezhu microblogging, his circle of friends photo is okay ……”
“Less nonsense. Today we are recording the programme, Li Tiezhu alone threatened to mess with me, Huang Sanshi and Sun Lei three people, you say, can this be tolerated?”
The evil man complained first!
“Stiffen up! Can’t wimp out ah Bo! Li Tiezhu this person, if you are strong he is weak, if you are weak it is strong ……”
“Hey! You’re not right! Just got through us still need to call you?”
“Hahaha ……”
“Right, Leng Ba ah. Ask you a question, does Li Tiezhu have any weaknesses?”
Fang Bo smiled deviously.
Huang Sanshi slightly shook his head, I’m afraid you can’t get an answer here, Leng Ba and Song Zhu’er have both been on the mushroom house. Although the behaviour is not obvious, these two people are equally important in Li Tiezhu’s world. Can I say anything? I can’t! You guys are too naive.
Over there, Leng Ba’s acting skills were also online, thought about it and said, “Li Tiezhu is not afraid of anything, the sky is not afraid of the earth, but he is afraid of tickling, you guys can try tickling him.”
Fang Bo gratefully said, “Thank you! Leng Ba, shoot the film well, looking forward to your masterpiece.”
After hanging up the phone, Leng Ba backhandedly sent a WeChat to Song Zhu’er, just now this video, she could have recorded all of it and sent it directly.
Thus, this video appeared on Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone.
Wow!
So sinister?
Surprisingly looking for help outside the field? You don’t know that that person is my pet, right? Hmph! If that’s the case, then don’t blame me for being ruthless!
I, Li Tiezhu, am naturally indifferent to tickling.
Leng Ba was aware of that.
On the other side, Lin, who had just appeared, was directly pulled away by Li Tiezhu.
“What for?”
“Do you want to die?”
“Don’t want to.”
“Then let me tell you, Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi and the others have joined forces to deal with me, you as my ally, mustn’t you be careful? Follow me.”
Lin Mou was bewildered: “Isn’t it Fruit Pursuit?”
Li Tiezhu then told him the answer to fruit pursuit, Lin Mou was shocked, I was damn scared in the iron cage for forty minutes, but you went to eat a steak and got all the information?
Playing with me, right?
Li Tiezhu: “This is the Infinite Challenge!”
Lin Mou: “Or am I too young ……”
Li Tiezhu: “The situation now is that the person who hunted me is the old fox Huang Sanshi, and the person who hunted him is you. The problem will be simple, as long as you can take care of Huang Sanshi, I will be invincible.”
Lin Mou: “After I kill Huang San Shi, I’ll kill you.”
Li Tiezhu stared at Lin Mou with a speechless face, “You f*cking …… said good alliance ah!”
Lin Mou: “But, but …… the programme rules ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you trying to avenge Wang Dashao?”
Lin Mou: “That will not, he has shifted targets for many years, and besides, you and that who is not already nothing?”
“That’s true.” Li Tiezhu, “So that’s why! Are you a pig? You don’t kill me, when I finish hunting everyone, then you kill me, won’t you win?”
Lin Mou’s head is extra flexible: “When you finish hunting everyone, I’ll hunt you, you’re hunting me, I won’t necessarily win.”
Li Tiezhu: “Who do you think you can win against?”
“Erm ……”
“Goonish! Let me tell you, I’m not running to win on this trip, I just want to let those three know that I, Li Tiezhu, am invincible!”
“Wow.”
“Wow your mum! You look down on me?”
The latter two sentences were blocked out by the programme team, but the first two sentences were still there, causing the pop-up group to praise them wildly:
“Li Tiezhu is really a man!”
“Lin Dog is right to hang out with Brother Zhu!”
“I have a bad feeling ……”
“Bullskin!”
Lin Mou is still very smart, this show has not been eliminated so far, it has proved his strength, he said, “Then what to do?”
Li Tiezhu: “What to do? Find your hunting object ah! Watch the live broadcast?”
“Watch what live broadcast?”
“Lol! Here, all kinds of switches, several people’s live streams can be watched, so you know where they are.”
“Wow, Squirrel and Roombo went first, and Yellow Sanshi followed?”
“So yeah, only Piggy is left at the charging station, and that’s who you’re hunting.”
“And then what?”
“Screw him!”
“Screw!”
Lin was thrilled, I didn’t realise that I could screw someone on Infinite Challenge? Instead of being screwed? It seems that I was right to pre-watch a few programmes in advance, especially the one with Li Tiezhu, with Pillar Dog, why worry about the great cause?
Soon, Li Tiezhu and Lin Mou came to the charging station with their mobile phones.
Luo Xiaoxiang cried and laughed in the iron cage, backhandedly pinched the QR code on his back and said, “Tiezhu! We have no grievances and no hatred ……”
Li Tiezhu ignored your hammer and directly began to pull the iron door, yes, the locked iron door.
So what?
Clatter, clatter, clatter ……
The iron door was pulled open by Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu and Lin Mou rushed in.
Piglet began to struggle madly, Li Tiezhu also do not care, directly peeled off the jacket with the QR code, threw to Lin Mou to let him sweep.
Piggy wanted to come back to grab, was Li Tiezhu a hold fall.
DDT!
The director’s team made an announcement, “Luo Xiaoxiang is eliminated.”
Luo Xiaoxiang sat dumbfounded at the door of the iron cage, how could things be like this? I’m the third elite ah! Why was I eliminated first?
After a long time, Luo Xiaoxiang asked, “Are you a tomato? You’re just going to eliminate me? I want to see!”
Lin Mou: “Tomato? I’m not. Did I sweep the wrong person?”
At this point, the director’s team couldn’t care less about their faces and announced, “Because, seventeen minutes ago, Li Tiezhu eliminated everyone at once in the western restaurant, and the entire Infinite Men’s Gang was wiped out. I regret to inform you all that we gave Li Tiezhu the power to eliminate anyone! So, piglet OUT!”
A bug in a story of your own design and no benefits? What kind of joke is this?
The game continued.
Walking out of the cage, Li Tiezhu asked Lin Mou: “Where’s the mobile phone?”
Lin Mou: “Here it is.”
Li Tiezhu: “I mean Little Piggy’s mobile phone.”
Lin Mou: “What do you want his mobile phone for?”
The two froze and turned back, only to see Sun Lei swiftly snatched Luo Xiaoxiang’s mobile phone and ran away.
Li Tiezhu: “Why don’t you snatch Piggy’s mobile phone? Look, that guy has another chance to resurrect.”
Lin: “Aren’t I a newbie? How would I know such a thing.”
Then, Piggy rubbed up and looked at Li Tiezhu with an embarrassed face, “Brother! Give me face, let me follow you, it’s good to rub some shots. I, Zhu Bishi, will never let you down.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… good.”
In the WeChat video, Song Zhu’er said, “Even if Sun Lei is resurrected, it can’t be Mango, it must be some other identity. So, you guys have to be careful next, wait for me.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Wait for you for what? Are you going to shoot a film?”
Song Zhu’er said, “No, I’m about to get off, I’ll be there soon, you guys find a place to wait for me.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Lin Mou: “Wow, true love!”
Piggy danced: “This is love Simida ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Or what?”
Really?
Really?
Now is the most exciting time of the show ah! Can’t be distracted!
News came from the show’s team:
Room Bo has eliminated Wang Speed!
So the structure is clear.
Li Tiezhu + Lin Mou + Piggy + the upcoming Song Zhu’er against Huang San Shi + Fang Bo + Squirrel + Sun Lei of unknown attributes.
It was simply a mess!
Li Tie Zhu thought carefully and said: ”Lin Mou, remember to shrink back. Only when there is only the next-to-last person left, do you rush forward to sweep his QR code. In this way, the victory is definitely yours. Remember, no matter if the other person is from our side or that side, you don’t hesitate and just sweep!”