Wang Xiaokai immediately raised his hand, “I I I I ……”
Lu Bo: “You don’t need to be introduced, everyone in the country knows you.”
Wang Xiaokai: “It’s still necessary! To be.”
A trot up to the podium, licked his face and smiled at Lu Bo, saying, “Hello students, I am Wang Xiaokai from dormitory 315, a Shuangqing person, I like to eat hot pot, my dream is to be a big star to earn a lot of money, and eat hot pot every day.”
Wu Lei shouted, “Eat every day, can your arse stand it?”
Wang Xiaokai: “I’m afraid you don’t know, I’m known as Iron Buttwa! Three hot pots a day is fine! No pimples on my face, no sores under my bum.”
There was a burst of laughter on the stage, it is true that everyone knows Wang Xiaokai, after all, the little three are really red, but still, it is important to be introduced. Otherwise, who knew that Wang Xiaokai was so sandy? Also Iron Hipwa!
Iron Hipwa laughed the most, there is a picture!
Li Tiezhu can not help but laugh, this Nima is an idol fresh meat? Simply a livestock.
Lu Bo stifled his laughter and shook his head, the gap between these children and their era is too great, only seven or eight years old, right? How come the generation gap is so obvious?
Shy Li Zhixuan froze: “Shouldn’t it be called Tie Ju Wa?”
Li Tiezhu: “Hello Wang Tieju!”
Originally, everyone had almost laughed, but Li Zhixuan and Li Tiezhu made everyone laugh again, and Mr Lu Bo couldn’t hold back his laughter.
God damn Tie Ju.
On the stage, Wang Xiaokai suddenly felt that something was wrong: “It’s the iron hip! Li Tiezhu I’ll sue you for libel!”
The classmates shouted in a chorus:
“Hello Wang Tieju!”
“Juza!”
“Great Ju, you’ve worked hard!”
“Big Ju is important!”
From then on, Wang Xiaokai had a loud bandit name that accompanied him throughout his life. The jianghu called Wang Tieju, also known as Juza.
Wang Xiaokai pressed his hands, “Shut up, don’t laugh, it’s Iron Butt!”
The laughter on stage became more joyful.
Wang Xiaokai puckered his bum and slapped himself, “I practice every day! I’ve been practising every day! The girl you like will be added later. Now, it’s the talent show right? Teacher Lu? Okay, as a singing and dancing idol singer, I’ll perform a tap dance for everyone, after all, that’s how an iron butt is practised!”
His tap dance was good, but the cheers from the stage were off.
“Iron Chrysanthemum you’re great!”
“Juza is awesome!”
After dancing, Wang Xiaokai bowed, got off the stage, and naturally walked to sit down next to Li Tieju, pressing not to go back to stand behind him.
It was then that everyone realised what he had planned.
Lu Bo glared at him and didn’t say anything, after all, it was just standing up at the beginning, and Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu were just fooling around, which wasn’t considered bullying.
Lu Bo: “Who’s next?”
Li Tiezhu was pushed out by Wang Xiaokai, let you give me a nickname.
Li Tiezhu didn’t care, went up to the stage and said, “Hello everyone, I am Li Tiezhu, the half brother of Wang Tieju in dormitory 315, and I will be nineteen years old next month ……”
Wang Xiaokai: “You give the old man to climb! Table shouting nonsense.”
Wu Lei: “Tie Ju, tonight old Li treats us, we eat hot pot or what?”
Wang Xiaokai: “……”
Li Tieju continued to introduce himself and finally said, “As a songwriter, I’ll perform a backflip for everyone.”
Wu Lei couldn’t help but spit out, “Tie Ju, what kind of singers are you and your brother, strange talents.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Are you talking to me?”
Li Zhixuan: “Besides you, who else is called Tie Ju?”
On stage, Li Tieju did a solid backflip.
Classmates: “Phew……”
Song Zhu’er cheered the loudest, “It’s no fun! Change one! Change it!”
Li Tiezhu was a bit embarrassed, the backflip wasn’t exciting?
Scratching his head, Li Tiezhu sang, “Follow my left hand and right hand in one slow motion, left hand and right hand in slow motion replay ……”
Wang Xiaokai: “I suspect he’s humiliating me.”
Wu Lei: “Be confident and remove the word doubt.”
After singing a few lines, Li Tiezhu got off the stage and carried Wu Lei out, and a dormitory was about to come together.
Wu Lei: “Hello female students! My name is Wu Tie Lei, also 315, this year eighteen years old, actor, non-place. Thank you!”
The girls on stage laughed loudly, the boys are still more reserved.
Lu Bo: “What’s all this nonsense? Speak properly.”
Wu Lei nodded: “As an actor with both talent and moral integrity, I bring you the performance, lick the tip of my nose, see if my tongue sings …… slightly ……”
The girls were more excited and applauded one after another.
Wang Xiaokai: “Auntie Pong also needs capital ah, self-sigh!”
The low-profile Li Zhixuan suddenly let out a roar, “I would like to call you Iron Tongue! Wu Iron Tongue!”
The female sacrifices let out strange laughter.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t stand it anymore, lying on his desk and slapping the table with laughter.
Wang Xiaokai also laughed like crazy, Li Zhixuan, this dog said, looks like a human being, but didn’t expect to be so cheap.
Li Zhixuan also whispered: “Iron tongue copper hanging, chasing girls treasure! Directly to the old auntie lick bald skin!”
It rhymes.
Wang Xiaokai laughed out loud.
After the performance, Wu Lei walked down proudly, “What do you mean by speciality? What do you mean by “speciality”? This is what I call a real speciality, my tongue is special and flexible.
Li Zhixuan tacitly on stage, the students also no one grab, we all want to see 315 livestock are not so strange.
No fame Li Zhixuan on stage, everyone does not know him, see him handsome and sunny, but his character is very shy and introverted, the girls clap to cheer him, hoping that the three star performers do not give this new student too much pressure.
Li Zhixuan said, “Hello classmates, good teacher! My family Northeast drop, 19 years old, also 315 dormitory, I called …… what I called it?”
“Hahahahaha ……”
The stage laughed into a ball, but also can not remember what they are called?
Li Zhixuan scratched his head, “My name is Li Zhixuan, I remember! I am saying that my bandit number should be called what, we 315 are iron words generation now, I am not one, the whole I am quite panic. I think about it, not the whole bandit number or something, for fear that they ostracise me, or I called Iron Eggs got it?”
Song Zhu’er: “I object!”
Li Zhixuan: “What do you object to? Gaha oppose ah?”
Song Zhu’er: “Because Li Tiezhu’s unborn brother is really called Li Tie egg.”
Li Zhixuan: “Isn’t that a coincidence? Then I’ll change it, I’m called Li Tiehuang, okay? Tie Ju, Tie Tongue, Tie Zhu, Tie Hammer, all together! As for me, before I came to school, my mother took my hand and earnestly instructed me to have more girlfriends in college. She said that all the female students in this school are good-looking, and if I don’t have a few girlfriends, I feel like I’ve paid my tuition for nothing.”
Li Zhixuan belongs to the kind of cold-faced smiler, seemingly shy and introverted, but can laugh at the words, which is probably the talent of the Northeast.
The laughter on the stage never stops.
Lu Bo: “Did you come to study or to find a daughter-in-law?”
Li Zhixuan: “Mainly, it is to find a daughter-in-law, by the way, learning to learn, don’t worry about it, teacher, can’t delay learning, I learn to love the old serious. After all, my parents are rich second-generation, I belong to the ideal run, if not perform a hall of fame, you have to go home to inherit the family business. You say, this I can not learn to death?”
Lu Bo: “……”
Wang Xiaokai: “This one is really a hammer! The person is just like his name.”
Li Zhixuan: “Talent, I guess, and not much talent, so let’s give everyone a kowtow.”
Tie!
Li Zhixuan kowtowed on the podium table.
The boys froze, just this?
“Great!”
“Wonderful!”
“What a great talent!”
The girls were surprisingly shouting, dormitory 315 were all talented ah, the most mediocre Li Zhixuan, was surprisingly one of the most talented, it looked like there were at least a few hundred million talents.
Li Zhixuan stepped down, and the others began to introduce themselves on stage.
Under the 315 four iron, the whole introduction style has been completely run off, one by one, all oddballs very much, Lu Bo looked straight scratching his head, this class of students is afraid that it is not good to bring ah.
A girl said: “…… I like to raise a dog, now the dormitory is not allowed to raise, before asking the aunt. So, is there a single dog in the class that no one has adopted? You can contact me if you have one.”
A man said, “My dad’s name is Li Jianjun, do you guys know him? I don’t know him either, I only know my stepdad, so if you guys meet anyone named Li Jianjun in the future, remember to introduce me to him in case there are more than one dad. Dads are not too many ……”
Song Zhu’er said, “…… I am Li Tiezhu his girlfriend, I advise these female students in the class, if you team Li Tiezhu have attempts, hum …… remember to come to me to register.”
Lu Bo: “What did you say? Give you a chance to re-say.”
Song Zhu’er scratched his head, “Not allowed to advertise? That’s fine, anyway, that’s what it means, I’ll show you an outlaw excitement fist.”
Li Tiezhu covered his face and couldn’t bear to look at it, it was too enchanting!
Wang Xiaokai watched with great interest, “Wow! Tie Zhu is so lucky.”
Wu Lei’s face is expressionless: “A teenager doesn’t know that his aunt is good, and mistakenly treats a young girl as a treasure!”
Li Zhixuan: “This kind of kung fu, I’ll punch one.”
Song Zhu’er finished her set of good-looking kung fu and got off the stage to the cheers of the boys and girls.
Lu Bo wiped his forehead and re-stood on the stage: “Erm …… it’s nice to see that the students are so energetic, it’s good to be lively! However, pay attention to the scale, although everyone is an adult, this is a school, performances like Wu Lei’s and Song Zhu’er’s should not be repeated in the future. Also, to tell you guys a good news.”
The students quieted down.
Lu Bo: “The good news is that tomorrow, the fifteen-day military training officially begins.”
The students wailed for a while.
315 Four Iron, Iron Bones didn’t even frown.
Li Tiezhu: “Military training is such a good thing, what’s wrong with them all? The time to fulfil the dream of a soldier has arrived ah! I heard that you can also shoot real guns.”
Wang Xiaokai: “They are all pampered only children, it is inevitable.”
Wu Lei: “It’s normal to have never suffered.”
Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei debut from childhood, outsiders see only their bright and shiny, few people know that they ate from childhood than others several times the suffering. Wang Xiaokai practised singing and dancing for ten years, so he definitely suffered. Wu Lei running in various film crews, but also the wind and food is also a common thing.
Rich second generation Li Zhixuan had never suffered, but he longed to suffer, after all, he didn’t want to go back to inherit the family fortune.
His eyes glowed and said, “It’s still a little excited, I heard that the instructor will kick people, tsk tsk …….”
If Mimi was there, she would definitely think that this guy was the same attribute as Leng Ba.
Lu Bo ignored everyone s wailing and said, “Tomorrow, at one o clock at noon, there will be a bus to pick you up and take you to the military base, everyone, rat tail juice ……”