Song Zhu’er, who had fought with the girls from the art department, also output a wave of mockery, “The art department’s does look quite artistic and strange! When they are bruised and swollen after the fight, they are even more artistic, ha!”
315 The three boys looked at Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu looked into the distance, and the counsellor Lu Bo was huffing and puffing.
Li Tiezhu said, “Zhu’er, eat quickly, eat quickly, the counsellor is coming.”
Song Zhu’er hurriedly sucked in a flurry, shivered the powder clean, and drank a big mouthful of soup.
Lu Bo walked over and growled, “Song Zhu’er! Did you just hit someone? People sued the school leader there, you …… go with me to coordinate, remember to be humble.”
Song Zhu’er wiped her mouth, “They can still go to sue? We call this a mutual assault! It’s not a beating. It seems that after gaining weight, my attack power has slipped badly! It’s all your fault, Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Song Zhu’er: “Don’t worry, Teacher Lu, if they dare to bleep, I’ll KO them on the spot! You’ll see, I’ve practised.”
Lu Bo: “Save it for me!”
Song Zhu’er: “They abused and pushed our classmates, I just kindly flew kicked them, quite civilised.”
Lu Bo looked to Li Tiezhu for help.
Li Tiezhu said, “Zhu’er, go and do a review, if the other party is being obstinate, fly kick them appropriately.”
Lu Bo does not expect the other, the boys side is disturbing enough, that effeminate Guo Zifan made a complaint, the girls side is even more direct group fight, it is said that a certain girl in the Department of Fine Arts hair gripped off.
After Song Zhu’er followed Lu Bo away, 315 three boys are a face of admiration.
Li Zhixuan said, ”Zhu’er is really great! If only I had a girlfriend like this, I could whip me every day, drip wax, bind, and fly kick ……”
Wang Xiaokai made the appearance of taking off his trousers and waking him up with urine, “Wake up! Zhu’er is as wimpy as a dog in front of Li Tiezhu!”
Li Zhixuan: “That’s why I like old Wu, instructor mighty and domineering!”
Wu Lei thieves: “The small hammer hobby is unique enough, I will help you keep an eye on it, the circle is not much of anything, just the perverts are especially many …… There is always a suitable one for you.”
At night, it is dark of course can not do outdoor training, but can be patriotic education and military theory lectures, leisure time singing, quite joyful.
The time of military training, said bitter and bitter, said hilarious and hilarious, but one thing is indisputable, that is …… fulfilling!
At nine o’clock in the evening, the end of the evening class.
Guo Zifan was so full that he didn’t even take a bath and went to bed.
This term is miserable, sleeping in a canteen hall, a total of more than two hundred beds, which is also temporarily transformed into, all the iron frame beds bunk beds. Almost the entire Nortel boys all sleep here, can not be said not miserable, hot and humid not to mention, but also mosquitoes all over.
This can be very different from the previous years of generous treatment, but they have no choice.
Unbeknownst to them, from this term onwards, the military training of the entire Nortel, Chinese Opera, Shanghai Theatre and other art schools have begun to be carried out from the strictest, after all, the chances of white-eyed wolves coming out of these people are too great.
It doesn’t matter if they love their country or not, but it can’t affect the young kids who like them.
Already turned off the lights, Li Tiezhu asked the smoking students borrowed a lighter, lit a disc of mosquito incense, on this or in the commissary bought at a high price.
Several of their beds are near the windows of the canteen hall, which is considered a good location.
“Bean batch! Where’s your McDonald’s?”
“Didn’t drink it! Can’t drink it. Do you want some?”
“f*ck you, I want to pee.”
“Go to the toilet if you want to pee.”
“It’s a few hundred metres away. I don’t want to go. Give me the mike.”
Li Tiezhu on the bunk is Wang Xiaokai, he decisively took away the Xu Jia Zhen gave Li Tiezhu McDonald’s, directly towards the window, and then, lying on the bed on the McDonald’s bottle mouth began to boo boo.
This dog said the toilet is also designed too unreliable, actually more than three hundred metres away ……
Wu Lei said, “Defecate and give me, I also have a little stock.”
Li Zhixuan said, “I third, urine is not urgent, just want to experience experience the life of ordinary people.”
McMotion bottle in turn when the rotation, Li Tiezhu listening to the sound of their boo boo, surprisingly, also a little bit can not help, but, really can not stand to pee together in the bottle, remembered to go to junior high school high school, live in the school’s classmates used to trick.
Li Tiezhu directly stepped on the window of the cafeteria lobby, booing outwards, a perfect arc.
“Tiezhu, eating chips or not?”
Outside the window, a small head suddenly appeared, scaring Li Tiezhu. The person who came was Song Zhu’er, I don’t know where the bastard got a bag of crisps from, and forcefully shoved it to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu shivered, put away his weapon, took the crisps, and cursed: “You’re not even f*cking sleeping, what the hell?”
315 The other three iron laughed and giggled, all looking forward to Song Zhu’er coming up to shiver a bite.
This is also fortunate that Li Tie is on the window boo boo, to change the other people, Li Tiezhu have to blow up.
Of course, Song Zhu’er is really crazy, no doubt!
Song Zhu’er: “That what …… I just went to give those three female drops sprinkled water, send tools to you.”
Saying that, Song Zhu’er handed a water gun filled with water to Li Tiezhu.
By the moonlight outside, Li Tiezhu distinguished what it was, then, it was snatched by Wu Lei.
Wu Lei said, ”Thank you sister-in-law! I prepared a bottle of water, but this is more reliable for you, thanks!”
Song Zhu’er said, “Who are you going to nourish?”
Wang Xiaokai: “Shhh! Confidential!”
Song Zhu’er gave an OK sign, turned around and tiptoed away, not far from where a few other girls were meeting her.
“Has the murder weapon been dealt with yet?”
“Fine! Don’t worry, we definitely won’t be able to handle us tomorrow, with those idiots taking the blame.”
“Yeah? Wetting a girl’s quilt, that’s too heavy a pot, isn’t it?”
“Don’t worry! My master’s body is good, what pot can carry ……”
“How do you know that the one lying on the window is Li Tiezhu? You’re not afraid to recognise the wrong person?”
“I know his size, don’t I? Just look at the silhouette!”
“Wow!”
“Hey hey hey …… if you’re envious, come and register with me.”
“Shhh! Lie down lie down! The inspection team is coming ……”
“Don’t you fart, it stinks!”
“Hush hush! Don’t talk.”
“Gone?”
“Just a little longer, don’t you pick at my arse!”
……
Early the next morning, before the military training started, the first thing that started was a criticism meeting.
Four people, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, and Li Zhixuan, stood in front of a square formation of several hundred people, their faces stalwart, with an image of righteousness that was generous to death.
“Last night, within the boys’ collective dormitory, the former base canteen, a horrifyingly vicious incident occurred!”
With a joyful mood, Old Wu squeezed out a painfully hideous expression and said.
Under the stage, hundreds of male and female students from various departments of Nortel had their eyes glazed over, wanting to see what these four brightest stars had done that was so tragically bad. Speaking of which, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, are this session of Nortel freshmen you the most popular and hottest stars, did not expect the second day of military training on the “podium”.
The fame is a little weak Li Zhixuan, but also because of its “billion talents” and suddenly popular, a lot of girls have heard his legend.
How can I say it, this 315 four iron bar, is a group of demonic oddballs.
After Lao Wu successfully aroused the curiosity of the students, he slowly said, “They used a water gun to urinate on the bed of a certain Guo student in the middle of the night, this is too bad!”
Wang Xiaokai couldn’t help but say, “In the beginning it was nourishing water, his quilt was too thick to nourish, the water nourished out, and this was changed to other liquids ……”
Wu Lei said, “We were just careless for a moment and forgot what was in the McDonald’s bottle.”
Li Zhixuan said, “It’s all my nourishment, to punish, punish me alone! I’ll bear it all!”
A cheer from the girls rang out from the stage.
Old Wu cried and laughed: “Silence! Li Tiezhu, let me ask you, what happened? The girls’ dormitory also has someone being nuisance ……”
Li Tiezhu smashed his mouth, can not betray Songzhuer ah, said, “Ah …… we it, is that we feel that some people provoke the authority of the instructor, lawlessness, it is unauthorised to prepare to give them a little lesson. So, in the middle of the night, we climbed up to take a water gun to carry out the attack, however, we really don’t know that McDonald’s inside is urine, this is Xu students to send me, I don’t know …… anything.”
Under the stage, Xu Jia Zhen was shocked, I will f*cking piss a pot for you to drink? You think beautiful! Ugh! Get in line ……
Of course, she didn’t dare to make a sound at all.
In the end, Li Tiezhu was punished to run ten kilometres, the other three five kilometres ……
But, Guo Zifan on the stage still felt ashamed, this kind of thing, right, it would be impossible to keep secret. Moreover, according to the rumour ah, at that time when Wang Xiaokai nourished him, in addition to these four, there are more than ten other good people surrounded and tactical guidance.
Guo Zifan only felt that he had suffered all the shame in his life.
Being pissed on and nourished in the face, it would not be a gentleman to not have this revenge!
Although the instructor didn’t say his name, but the whole school was rumoured, in the future, how can he still mix in the circle?
On the other hand, Li Tiezhu ran as fast as he could, and didn’t feel that running ten kilometres was any kind of punishment, anyway, every day in the morning practice, he had to run almost this much.
“Before loading the water gun, don’t you f*cking smell it?”
“Smell you? I’m not going to taste it in your mouth first? How would I know? You gave me the water bottle.”
“Isn’t it warm? You don’t feel it?”
“f*ck! Last night was so hot, isn’t it viciously normal for the water bottle to be warm?”
“Chief you’re so unreliable!”
“What’s wrong with me? I let you byte Zi Guo Zifan’s face, don’t you like it?”
“Cool is quite cool ……”
“We can hold him for the rest of his life!”
“Also roar! Running this five kilometres, it’s worth it.”
“Why should I run ten kilometres? Damn you!”
“Tie Zhu Sai Gao!”
“Boss bulls turn the sky ……”
They are all eighteen or nineteen year old kids, fighting and messing around and whatnot, it’s all just a small thing. Even if it is a nuisance to urinate, it will be muddled through, except for the person concerned, Guo Zifan who has had a poor appetite for the last few days, the others are still quite happy.
However, there is a very positive impact is that Guo Zifan in the next military training behaved very well, hard-working and obedient and well-behaved, after all, he was afraid.
Li Tiezhu is no longer with the dormitory of the three blindly mixed, three times a day in the morning and evening, specially set aside time more small week instructor to learn the art of combat, often beaten just eaten rice are spit out also no regrets.
Song Zhu’er often with bread on the sidelines to watch, and not much heartache Li Tiezhu, just wait for him to be beaten vomit after feeding.