Prissy green tea Xu Jia Zhen has been trained by Song Zhu Er to be a senior lapdog, not only fetching hot water for Song Zhu Er to buy breakfast, but also helping to pick up couriers for auntie towels and so on.
Song Zhu’er had wickedly said that she wanted to train Xu Jiazhen into a professional licking dog.
Li Tiezhu shuddered, but Xu Jiazhen seemed to really get into the mood.
No, on Wednesday afternoon, before Li Tiezhu set off to participate in “I am the Singer”, she even bought a large pile of various snacks and stuffed them to Li Tiezhu under Song Zhu’er’s orders.
She said to Li Tiezhu: “Remember to eat on time, pay attention not to stay up all night, it’s not good for your voice, in addition to snacks, I also bought you fat sea, remember to drink more. And, cheers for the competition!”
Li Tiezhu nodded and next to the Songzhu Erkusi Gusgoodbye.
Xu Jia Zhen enviously licked his lips, he long? Come on, you can, as long as enough tea, will definitely be able to tea this baby bump.
The staff of the programme team has arrived at Nortel, from Li Tiezhu after kissing Songzhuer, began to shoot.
First shoot the back.
Li Tiezhu returned to the Nortel dormitory with snacks, took the packed suitcase, and said goodbye to the three animals in the dormitory. The three of them are hacking and playing games again, if not for Li Tiezhu to record the programme, I am afraid that they will also be dragged down.
Originally, according to the requirements of the programme team, it was necessary to make these shots a bit mysterious, so that the audience could watch with a bit of suspense.
But the problem is, this is called Li Tiezhu ah!
How could it be mysterious? Unless you don’t film him, a shot is not given, and then add a voice changer, but you can’t ah, you can be recognised even if you shoot a leg, his leg hair is too thick ……
So, the programme team gave up.
Li Tiezhu is the first kick-off guest and the only kick-off singer who openly shows his face before the match, but the first to show his face is not yet Li Tiezhu.
On camera, Wang Xiaokai plays a game, and without looking back, he ventures out in dialect: “Bean batch! Must win ha, lost le words, do not you turtle into the dormitory door.”
Wu Lei: “Ju long do not worry about, the boss and how possible to lose it, go position go position, the old man suffered, come to my rescue …….”
Li Zhixuan: “Boss all the way. Gaha ah! How do you send? Look at you, you’ve died eight times!”
Li Tiezhu finally appeared on camera and gave Li Zhixuan a slap on the back of the head, then carried the box out the door, “Let’s go, if the shooter comes to the door, remember to collect a ha towel for me.”
Although “I am the Singer” was live, before the live broadcast, it would still play a blooper reel that had been recorded earlier.
So, the pop-ups were extraordinarily high as soon as the show started:
“Brother Serious is here! Idle people retreat.”
“My husband is so handsome, looking forward to your new variety show ‘Senior Junior League’.”
“Gao Shao go out and turn left, this is for Li Tiezhu.”
“I have to say, although the first two issues were wonderful, it always felt like it was almost something, this is not the finishing touch?”
“The man who wore his yellow rubber shoes on fire is here ……”
“International superstar: Ain’t Bella Lee!”
“Chased the singer from The Voice to Siha, and then from Siha to Mushroom House, and now here he is, chasing the singer for just one person.”
“I have goosebumps!”
“Just for this show again Li Tiezhu, chased!”
“This dormitory is horrible, a bunch of future super giants.”
“Three Xichuan people, a northeasterner, talking are too funny.”
“That northeastern small fire have not seen, vegetarians, right?”
“Xiaokai and Tiezhu have a good relationship look, directly shouting Bean batch, the programme group also do not shield it ……”
“What does Ju Chang mean? Nickname?”
“I used to hate the three little ones, but now I suddenly kind of like Wang Xiaokai.”
“Serious brother, sing ‘A Diao’!”
“Sing the rabbit theme song!”
“Sing the new song!”
“Shouting to sing a new song goes too far, The Voice field field new song has gone against the grain, singers still come?”
“Singer this programme, in addition to the first song, not allowed to sing their own songs.”
The screen turned and began to play the VCR of other stars cheering on the kick-off singer.
Zhao Liya: “Cheer up Silly Pillar, you must win the championship! If you can’t win the championship, write me a song.”
Xiao Zhen: “Brother, cheer up! I’ll support you no matter what, you’re the best!”
Ethan Chen: “As a fan of his, I’d like to say he’s a genius, a true super talent. It’s an honour for me to accompany him on that initial journey! He is an honour to the entire Chinese singing world! But how come there’s no new album yet? The last album has rotted my ears ……”
Lin Jiangnan: “I like his songs very, very much! Looking forward to his new album.”
Wang Fei: “His voice is so distinctive and his song writing is amazing, I hope I can work with him.”
Zhou Dong: “Ouch not bad! Tie Zhu is awesome! I declare his character, we are very good friends, wish him good results in the singer.”
Pop-up screen:
“Serious brother’s poker face is just great!”
“Ethan is right, get a new album out soon!”
“Go Yellow Hair, watching The God of Medicine yesterday made my old man cry.”
“There’s no better newcomer in history, right?”
“Last year, I thought Li Tiezhu would be a flash in the pan, but now I see that he has become a god.”
“An album, a film, how many people can’t reach the heights in their whole life.”
“Tiezhu: Ki f*ck, mojang, sit still, I’m going to pretend to be a P*ssy.”
“As long as he doesn’t dance, Li Tiezhu is still a superstar.”
“Sorry, I laughed, dancing ……”
The camera continued to follow Li Tiezhu, this is a picture from yesterday, Thursday when he was rehearsing and practicing with the band, Li Tiezhu and Liang Xiaobo were arguing, the music and dialogue were muffled, but it could be seen that the two people had a big disagreement.
In the end, Liang Xiaobo asked Li Tiezhu very seriously, “Are you sure you want to do this? No one dares to do this, are you sure?”
Li Tiezhu nodded seriously, “Sure, or I’ll quit right away.”
The screen terminated.
The pop-up screen was full of question marks, Li Tiezhu is going to do something again?
Then everything changed, to the interview shot.
Li Tiezhu walked to the sofa and sat down, muttering, “Still want an interview? Fancy ……”
Director: “When you received the news that you were the first singer to kick off the show, how did you feel?”
Li Tie Zhu: “Didn’t you invite me? You, Liang Xiaobo and Auntie Han Hong, one after the other called to threaten me, have you lost your memory?”
“Stop! Asked you mood, pull these useless dry.”
“The mood is just happy, I can make money again.”
“Are you worried?”
“Of course, the first thing is, I feel that being able to stand on the same stage with them is a great affirmation and even an honour for me as a newcomer. I rejected you guys many times in the beginning, right? It’s actually because I know that I don’t deserve to be on the same stage as Auntie Han Hong and the others, I’m still far from it.”
“What made you finally make up your mind to come?”
“To tell the truth?”
“Sure, just don’t say I forced you.”
“That would mean asking me to lie, and I’m not good at lying, change the question.”
“Erm …… eaten?”
“Eaten.”
Interview over, picking a splinter.
The pop-ups were the happiest, so they could troll Hong Bo like crazy and blow a wave of Li Tiezhu.
The programme group is also a little witty, this interview was not edited, directly thrown out, full of effects.
And then, the camera gave a few other singers, one car each.
First up was Xiangjiang superstar Gu Da Ji, the assistant asked him, “Do you know the new rules for this episode?”
Biggie Ku: “Of course I know, I’m the host! There is a kicker singer today, and if the kicker succeeds, another one of us will have to go.”
Then there’s Huang Liangling: “Another one to be eliminated? Too cruel.”
Yan Bing is overbearing: “Who cares who the kicker is, I just want to win, I want to be in the top three. I ate the lamb’s loin, I have to win! Right? I want to go against the odds.”
It seems that the disease of cool words is transmitted through bodily fluids.
Sun Nan: “I think, there’s something wrong with this competition system, why does the kick-off singer have to be at least fourth in order to succeed in the kick-off? I think that people should be given a chance if they can get seventh.”
Han Hong: “A lot of singers, recording songs in the studio is very good, but live …… is not the same. This kid also has problems live, he sings in fact, a whole lot of problems, I hold a big head.”
Dole!
The latter was very naughty and directly made Han Hong head a few times bigger.
Han Hongdou continued, “The seven of us now, all have live credits, he’s a newcomer, it’s hard to say. He goes to school in Kyoto, and he comes to me every month to get scolded for a day, write down his comments in a small notebook, and then go back to practice on his own. I hope he does well! Quite a hard working kid, also talented, just the foundation is too poor.”
Zhang Liying pointed at the camera, “There are wolves over here, kids, be careful not to be taken!”
Pop-up screen:
“Zhang Liying this flag set up I’m a bit panicked ah!”
“Other kick-off singers may be difficult, but Li Tiezhu definitely has no problem.”
“Thinking is too simple, upstairs.”
“I feel like Sun Nan is right, why do we need the top four to be considered successful?”
“The top four is quite difficult, I don’t think Li Tiezhu is a good choice.”
“Serious Brother’s singing is really not that good, he made it in The Voice solely because he writes songs well and his opponents are newcomers.”
“Positive!”
“Han Hong big head is so cute.”
“It feels like Li Tie Zhu came to this show to find his mother. Dog head!”
“Han Hong is really hurting Li Tie Zhu, taking one day every month to coach Li Tie Zhu, what kind of concept is this?”
“Li Tiezhu must win, I say so.”
Soon, the singers arrived at the Mango Stage building one after another, accompanied by their assistants, they came to the backstage lounge.
Huang Liangling and “assistant” Shen Lin looked around for the kick-off singer, is really curious, later, came to Gu Daji’s lounge, asked Gu Daji, who was putting on a mask, know who the kick-off singer is.
The first time I saw this, I knew it was a good idea! I have the host table book ah.”
Huang Liangling: “Who is it?”
“That can’t be said.”
“How many words in the name?”
“Five words.”
“Five words???”
Everyone laughed.
Shen Lin: “Sichin Gueyuele? Iain Pella Lee? Nicolas Cage?”
Huang Liangling: “Nicolas Cage six words.”
They all thought that Gudaiki was putting up a smoke bomb, but they didn’t know that Gudaiki himself was shocked and guessed it?
Inside a lounge that was different from the other singers, Li Tiezhu strummed this guitar and a beautiful woman walked in holding a box.
“Hello, Li Tiezhu.”
“Oh yo yo …… on the show and a gift ah? Thanks!”
Li Tiezhu stood up and went to pick up.
The beauty dodged: “What gift? This is a brocade bag, and also, you don’t think I’m a staff member, right? I saw your programme last year.”
Li Tiezhu: “What else?”
The beauty rolled her eyes, “My name is Liang Tian, the host of Mango Channel, and I am now your ‘manager’ in this programme.”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment before figuring it out and said in surprise: “Ah! Come to think of it. My agent said that my new agent is an eighty-eight year old auntie, so it seems to be a mistake.”
Liang Tianyi: “Erm …… I’m the eighty-eight years.”
Li Tiezhu: “Well …… sit, please sit, have you eaten?”