Li Tiezhu thought to himself, “You’re humble! If you are really humble, then do not come to be this difficult to help sing guest ah! They are all greats in the music industry, what are you? Brother Star? Be a human being!
But now that it’s over, there’s no medicine for regrets. Just sing.
Liang Tianan shamelessly complimented Star Chow: “Wow! Your singing is too good, isn’t it? You have such a good voice, why didn’t you make an album back then?”
Star Chow: “I have to leave a meal for others!”
This new song Li Tiezhu had already sung it a few times with the band in the morning, the arrangement and accompaniment had all been worked out, and even a few Cantonese musicians had corrected Li Tiezhu’s pronunciation.
But the problem is that Star Chow hasn’t heard it yet and needs to learn it now.
This is also a reason why Li Tiezhu’s help singing is more difficult than others, others can choose familiar old songs, he can not.
Li Tiezhu and Star Chow came to the stage, naturally received another burst of warm welcome from the band teachers to Star.
Li Tiezhu: “What about the new song, you must not have heard it, I’ll sing it to you first, it’s called ‘The Great Wall of China Never Falls’.”
Star Chow nodded: “Don’t worry, I learn things so fast that you wouldn’t dare to believe it.”
Then Li Tiezhu started to sing.
It must be said that Master Star learnt to sing really fast, and with the catchy melody of the song, he learnt it very quickly.
Then, Master Star sang the solo “familiar” twice.
Every word was in tune, but something just didn’t feel right.
As soon as the song started, Master Star raised his left hand in a fist and said in a serious manner, “I’ve been asleep for a hundred years.”
Then, only to see his left hand back to the chest, palm up, open forward until the left: “The country gradually has awakened ~”
Li Tiezhu dumbfounded, inexplicably thought of the action of the sauce burst singing.
Master Star flip-flopping is these two actions, usually sing when you raise your fist, sing to the end of the show hand hand. Not that old-fashioned, is really …… stiff.
Worthy of being a master of recording songs one word at a time!
When Master Star was familiar with the song, Li Tiezhu said, “Master Star, can you not keep your fists raised when you sing?”
Star Chow: “That’s what you don’t understand, what about this song expresses a fistful of patriotism and a fighting spirit that isn’t afraid of hardships and dangers, so I’m holding up my clenched fists in order to express my inner strength and bravery.”
So reasonable.
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Star Chow: “Young people need to delve more into the language of behaviour, many times a single action can express emotions, that’s acting!”
Li Tiezhu: “Wow~”
“Also, what about singing, the important thing is also the emotion, it must be emotionally full and in place, like you sang before it was dry and tasteless.”
“I thank you! Negotiate the chorus, you only sing the first line, and then when it comes to the chorus you are in ……”
“No, I’ll sing the first line, and then two lines for each person behind me, that’s the chorus.”
“But ……”
“I know you’re afraid that I’m going to overwhelm you in terms of singing, don’t worry, I’ll pay attention to the chorus to restrain a little bit. You don’t have to worry at all!”
Looking at Star Chow’s reserved smile, Li Tie Zhu was flooded with a sense of powerlessness.
Liang Xiaobo had already suffocated, wanting to laugh but not daring to. The heavens had eyes! Finally there was someone who could easily sanction Li Tiezhu!
Star Chow’s rehearsal time wasn’t long, so Star Chow didn’t even get the rules of the show right.
The song written by Li Tiezhu was a good song, but nay, Star Chow’s vocals were too – domineering!
So, Li Tiezhu wasn’t satisfied in the end.
Star Chow said, “An la! The audience knows that you’re a newcomer, so they won’t be too harsh on you. Besides, I have my perfect singing voice to help support you, what are you afraid of?”
Li Tiezhu: “You are my grandpa ……”
Liang Tianyi: “You’re really fast and good at learning new songs, Master Star!”
Star Chow: “I used to come from Star, what else do I need to learn?”
Liang Tianyi: “Hahaha …… you are so humorous.”
Back in the lounge, Li Tiezhu huffed and puffed, and Star Chow went to take a break – to watch Liu Xiaohua get abused playing the game. Li Tiezhu was also ready to lie down for a bit to reserve energy for the night’s game, then he was woken up by someone slapping him.
Li Tiezhu: “Grandpa, what are you doing again?”
Star Chow: “Do you have a smartphone?”
“Yes.”
“Take it out and teach me to play the game.”
“You’re in your fifties, what game are you playing?”
“What about that …… ‘Mermaid 2’ where the hero is a businessman, I’ve thought about it carefully and you don’t really fit in.”
“Play now, I will help you download the game.”
Li Tiezhu is a good comrade who respects the old and loves the young, decisively satisfied Star Chow’s urgent desire to learn about new things, while downloading Dream-Three Kingdoms, while explaining the rules of the game to the grandpa in the most plain language.
Then, Li Tiezhu amiably asked, “Grandpa, did you understand?”
Star Chow: “Got it, this is very simple!”
“Then the role thing ……”
“You’re still not suitable, and Mermaid 2 will have to be filmed the year after next because of certain issues, I’m going to make a new film next year. I’ve been thinking about a script for over ten years now, it’s called Kung Fu.”
“So can I act in it?”
“It depends on your stature and acting skills, whether or not they can satisfy me. If you’re satisfied, I’ll give you the number one role, but if you’re not, you’ll have to run the show.”
“Don’t worry, I will definitely guide you into a game master!”
Li Tiezhu instantly understood the subtext of the moncler outlet store, after all, with his arse know why he wants to learn to play the game. So, Li Tiezhu cleanly called Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi, numbly on the number, take the star on the score!
I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to do this, but I’m going to be able to do it, and I’m going to be able to do it.
These two are not ambiguous, it is rare to be able to play games with Master Star, who can refuse ah? Anyway, it is idle.
After playing three discs, under the voice guidance of Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi, Star Chow’s level skyrocketed, although the operation was still not too skilful, but the awareness was already very good, and it was better than Li Tie Zhu anyway.
“What the hell? Giving away heads again? Do it again and I won’t let you play.”
Star Chow spat at Li Tie Zhu, who was killed in battle for saving him, then, cooperated with his teammates to counter-kill his opponent and grabbed the head without any problems.
There was no way around it, this was IQ crushing.
Star Chow was indeed extremely smart, and surprisingly, he already knew to target his equipment.
In the blink of an eye, it was dinner time, and Li Tiezhu ate his boxed lunch and said: ”Master Star, let’s go rehearse again after dinner! There’s half an hour of time before the audience enters that the theatre is empty.”
Star Chow: “No need! It’s better to focus on playing the game, your level sucks, be more attentive, you can’t even play the game well, how do you expect me to believe you can act well?”
“Yes, yes, yes, yes …… Master you’re right about everything!”
“Nah! I despise that kind of double-minded person the most, no matter what you do, the most important thing is to concentrate.”
“Right, right, right ……”
At 7:30pm, the pilot film of “I Am The Singer” began to air. Because it was the finale, the length of the show was also extended by about an hour.
The ratings for tonight’s show directly exploded, not only because it was the first match of the finals, but also because there was Star Chow tonight.
When viewers saw the highlights of Star Chow and Li Tie Zhu’s rehearsals, they couldn’t help but laugh like crazy.
“Master Star is honey confident!”
“Master Star’s singing is as unique as his acting skills.”
“It’s Li Tiezhu who doesn’t deserve Master Star.”
“Shaolin kung fu is good yeah~”
“Master Star’s singing is so cute and too serious.”
“Li Tiezhu is about to cry.”
Then, there were the highlights of all the helpers taking a break, the other stars were all moderate, and the more outrageous Chen Yi Sen was just learning Yi Xiao Mao’s ground squirming type of street dance.
But the stars were drawn differently, and actually played a game with Hani Deer and Chan Chik Chik.
“Good guys! I’m straight up good guy.”
“Master Star is never outdated!”
“Didn’t you say that Master Star doesn’t use smartphones? Who said that?”
“He used to not use it, until he met an animal named Liu Xiaohua.”
“I heard that Liu Xiaohua got him Sompo and WeChat so that he never has to worry about not having a wallet when he treats people.”
“Pfft…”
“Am I the only one who thinks Master Star hates Tie Zhu?”
“Full of dislike, okay?”
“Then why did he come to help sing for Serious Brother?”
Li Tiezhu went to the toilet and Liang Tian asked why Master Xing came to help sing.
Master Star smiled, “He invited me! What’s that line called? There’s a way to heaven and he won’t go ……”
Liang Tian: “But, haven’t you always said you’re a great singer?”
“You believe my words too?”
“Erm ……”
“This Li Tiezhu guy is pissed off just by looking at him! It’s so hard to get a chance to mess with him, so of course I’m here. I’ll help him sing for last place!”
“This …… you are so cute ……”
The live streaming pop-ups were stunned, and they all gave Star kudos, and were even more excited for tonight’s show.
Star Chow was speaking from the heart, from the first time he saw Li Tiezhu, he felt that this bastard is disgusting and hateful to dogs, of course, there is nothing to say about acting comedy. But in life, he just can’t help but mess with Li Tiezhu a few times, see him unhappy Star will be in a good mood.
For the finale, Li Tiezhu is not the host anymore, as a professional host, Wang Hai’an, has been hired.
When the pilot film was released, the audience has all entered, the screen also cut to the live broadcast, the host Wang Hai’an said: “Friends of the audience everyone, welcome to the …… first of all is to help sing the link, ten singers and ten guests to help sing, after the end of the singing, everyone to each guest to vote. Note that it is each guest, not a combination. In the end, the number of votes received by the singers and the helping guests added together is the final score of the pair. The two groups at the bottom of the ranking will be eliminated.”
After saying the rules, the first pair of combinations took the stage, Zhao Liya and Leng Ba sang a song called “Cool”.
Then came the second pair, Li Zijian and Wu Xiaobo.
The third pair, Han Hong and Ethan Chen.
Then Wang Hai’an said, “This next pair is the group everyone is most looking forward to tonight ……”
“Woo…”
“Master Star! Master Star!”
A huge cheer suddenly erupted from the scene, and it took a long time before it weakened.
Wang Hai’an: “Yes! Please welcome the fourth pair of competing guests – Li Tiezhu and Star Chow!”
Li Tiezhu and Star Chow walked out from the passageway and came to the centre of the stage, Star Chow looked exceptionally shy, smiling haughtily and even a little embarrassed in the face of the overwhelming shouts.
It couldn’t be helped, Star Zhou was a very introverted person, except when he disliked Li Tiezhu, he was quiet most of the time.
Li Tiezhu nodded towards the band teacher, signalling that he could start.
Star Chow’s distant hand signalled that he wasn’t ready yet, and he suddenly smiled down, “Hey …… I’m a bit nervous.”
Li Tiezhu toes are clawing, I f*cking nervous it, master you again want to do what demon?
Why should I say again?