Guo Gangde again and again and again called out to Li Tiezhu, who was ready to get off the stage, because this was the organising committee’s arrangement, written in the tableau: to let Li Tiezhu, a three-time award winner, enjoy more footage, and to make him answer some difficult questions.
There was no hint from the organising committee as to what kind of questions would be considered difficult, and it was clear that this was not something that could be handled by the traditional presenter, Arashi, so the handyman, Guo Gangde, stepped in.
“You’ve already won three awards!”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah, you’re really good at counting, Grandpa!”
God damn good counting, normal human intelligence can know that you’ve won the award three times ah! Please, be a human being Serious Brother!
Viewers watching the live TV broadcast, and is funny and excited, but at the same time there is also suffocated, I can not pop-up troll ah! This animal is too arrogant, why don’t we sanction him with pop-ups?
Guo Gangde: “At the Golden Dragon Film Festival, three consecutive awards, it’s not easy to get!”
Li Tiezhu thought carefully and said, “It’s indeed not good to take! Did the programme team provide plastic bags? There are too many trophies and certificates that need to be packed.”
The stars on stage couldn’t hold back, “Phew~”
Guo Gangde all froze for a moment, was it such a bad take?
Guo Gangde saw the teleprompter board of the organising committee staff: don’t mind the time, dislike him!
The heart suddenly has a bottom, then I will not be polite! Previously, Guo Gangde had been hosting the show because he thought it wasn’t a comedy after all, but since the organising committee had this attitude, what was there to be afraid of?
Film festivals also need ratings and influence!
The gimmick of the first half of the festival is Li Tiezhu, so of course we have to catch him and dig him up, so we can’t let him go easily.
Guo Gangde frowned and said, “Why did someone say you are a murderer?”
The moment they heard Guo Gangde’s words, the stars on the scene froze, this also dare to ask? Who’s family doesn’t rely on connections? Especially the bottom of the more to rely on relations, out of something too normal!
Although the official media rumour Li Tiezhu a lot of things, but also support Li Tiezhu, but this matter did not have rumours and can not be rumoured.
The audience in front of the TV was shocked, after all, most of them like Li Tiezhu, what are you asking?
Even the organising committee’s bigwigs are stunned, this will not be an accident, right?
Li Tiezhu, however, is very calm, because he knows that in terms of Qin Tao’s relationship, Mr Guo must know the truth, deliberately leaving words for himself.
Therefore, Li Tiezhu said, “They said that my second uncle forced a young man from the same village to die. As a matter of fact, this young man is now helping out at my second uncle’s house, and he’s learning the cultivation techniques of Chinese herbs from the professor we invited down from the provincial university.”
Guo Gangde: “So, he didn’t die? Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “Because the pesticide expired several years ago, he also recognised the mistake, expired food can not be eaten indiscriminately.”
Guo Gangde: “Ah, that’s so right. The organising committee thinks it’s not quite right for you to apologise for saying on this platform that the awards for a certain festival are randomly arranged? It’s fine if you don’t apologise, they can’t hit me anyway.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then it’s better to apologise, I was wrong just now, in fact, some of the awards of the Chinese Music Festival are not arranged casually.”
Guo Gangde: “Very good! This attitude of apologising is true in that it’s good to know your mistakes and be able to change them!”
Doesn’t this f*cking mean the same thing?
Where is the apology?
Guo Gangde: “I heard you’re going to be a director for a TV series? Who gave you the courage ah?”
Li Tiezhu said succinctly, “You.”
In fact, Li Tiezhu’s mind is very simple, Guo Gangde cross-border as a host, as an actor, really gives Li Tiezhu “theoretical basis”. He actually did not mean to be sarcastic, because he simply did not know how Guo Gangde’s film box office.
But the speaker had no intention of listening, and thunderous applause suddenly rang out from the stage:
“Good!”
“Well done.”
“Thank you, Mr Guo. ……”
“Really dare to say!”
“Li dislike dislike dislike light to tell the big truth.”
Guo Gangde wiped his face, “Then won’t you have to make films in the future? How about next year you come for Best Director and Best Actor?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, yes ……”
Guo Gangde squinted his eyes, doubting his life, this person can’t understand good and bad words, how can I be told to dislike him?
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Guo Gangde: “Really shoot ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Really shoot. What’s wrong?”
Guo Gangde: “It seems I did give you a lot of courage ah! What’s the name? Who are you filming with?”
Li Tiezhu: “Called ‘Lost in Transit’ and Xu Shanqiang teacher, if he has a schedule.”
Guo Gangde: “Good guy, really aiming for the grand prize next year?”
This is set in the system, it’s no problem to say it in advance, it’s going to be filmed sooner or later anyway.
Offstage, Makino asked Xu Shanqian: “Why do you spoil him so much? Bringing him to act in a film not to mention supporting his new film?”
Xu Shanqian said, “I don’t know anything, he didn’t tell me.”
Taohong: “The boy told me, let me be a producer, then I’ll hire you?”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
On stage, Li Tiezhu began to counterattack, “Master Guo, will you still be in the film next year?”
Guo Gangde: “If someone is not afraid to die and still invites me, I’ll film it, even if I don’t want any money.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah …… then I invite you.”
Guo Gangde: “Everyone can hear ah? I didn’t force him to do it, he said it himself, it’s not my fault! It’s his own fault! Why did you invite me?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t understand Guo Gangde’s attributes in the film industry, but only thought that he should be very powerful.
Li Tiezhu: “You just said you don’t want money.”
Guo Gangde said, “Well …… just figure I’m cheap? The directors on stage, if they are all as discerning as Li Tiezhu, so that all my films have a cameo, I can overturn the entire Chinese film industry!”
In other words, all the films throughout the year have no box office and no reputation!
Under the stage, the one who laughed most happily was Zhao Mushan, even if he was the most supportive of Guo Gangde, he seldom asked him to make films after that, this person is really toxic!
Guo Gangde: “Last question! Li Tiezhu, when are you going to come to Yundeshe to do comedy? The last time you remotely said that part, the young and old are happy to watch.”
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, “Is this Teacher Guo’s promise to give me a free cameo in a film, so that I can go to Yun De She to make a cameo as well? It is also considered a courtesy!
He said, “Anytime, as long as I am in Kyoto. Do you take care of the food?”
Guo Gangde: “It’s best to bring your own dry food.”
Li Tiezhu: “Is your Yunde Society as stingy as the Golden Dragon Film Festival? You don’t even care about food!”
Guo Gangde: “The organising committee, I didn’t say that! I don’t know him well.”
The stage bursts into laughter, these two people are simply talking about comedy, and, not many times Guo Gangde is defeated. This bad old man was very bad, the last time he was disliked was when he interviewed Zhao Mushan.
Lan Yu, who hadn’t said anything, saw that the atmosphere was almost over, and old Guo couldn’t hold on any longer, and said, “Congratulations again to Li Tiezhu, and I look forward to you bringing more good works next year! Thank you!”
“Thank you sister, thank you grandpa.”
Li Tiezhu nodded and went off the stage.
Guo Gangde pointed to his forehead, “I’m too hard! Look at my sweaty head, the programme team had to make me dislike Li Tiezhu, is this a task that can be accomplished? Right? Fang Bo?”
Fang Bo smiled and nodded, it was indeed not humanly possible!
Lan Yu: “You can go home and watch the episode of Star Chow’s Iron Blooded Sanction of Li Tie Zhu to vent your hatred!”
Guo Gangde: “I’ll watch it five times a day! Quasi can make me quit Japanese blockbusters.”
Stage: “Phew~”
Guo Gangde: “Thank you Star Chow! You’re a god!”
The stars were applauding, applauding towards Star Chow, as the only immortal on this planet who could sanction Li Tie Zhu, he deserved such applause. Those who applauded the most excitedly were Xu Shanqian, Fang Bo, Chen Chiji, Deng Chao, Sun Lei, the victims who suffered from Li Tiezhu’s bullying, all of them stood up and applauded, and after they applauded, they also made worshiping gestures towards Star Chow.
After all, …… the world has suffered from Li Tiezhu for a long time!
Star Chow himself laughed and jerked, stood up and waved his hand in response to the worship in all directions, as happy as if he had won a film star.
The festival continued with a few more awards, and finally came to the main event – Best Actor, shortlisted by Xu Shanqiang, Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Wang Bao and Gu Dale.
Arashi: “Before announcing the winners, let’s enjoy a song called ‘The Orchid Pavilion Preface’.”
Guo Gangde turned around and ran, “Good lord, here we go again ……”
Li Tiezhu once again took the stage, this time not to receive the award, but to sing, performed moderately well, sang and got off the stage, and did not say anything.
Then, Hong Dabao and Feng Gangzi went on stage to announce the best actor – “Killing Life” Fang Bo.
Xu Shanqiang was slightly offended and muttered, “It’s this P*ssy again!”
Li Tiezhu: “Make a film with me next year and you’ll compete for Best Actor again!”
Xu Shanqian: “You film the TV series first, I’ll take a look at it.”
Fang Bo went on stage, slightly a little excited: “International practice …… Thank you to the organising committee for giving me this award, and thank you to Li Tiezhu! I’m not the same as these in front of me, I’m sincerely thanking Li Tiezhu. To get this award, he is the first credit! I learnt a lot about the qualities of a rural man and saw a lot of flashes of light in him, which helped me a lot in playing this role. The thing I’m most thankful to him for is that he didn’t come to torture me on the set of Killing Life, allowing me to be physically and mentally healthy, at the very beginning the crew was prepared to ask him to come and make a cameo appearance, I was in a panic ……”
Xu Shanqian face resentment deeper: “If I had known that I also do not invite Li Tiezhu, with you filming all day heartbeat ……”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s wrong?”
Xu Shanqian: “I’m afraid you’ll ride the pig to death.”
Li Tiezhu: “The pig is not afraid, you are afraid of what ……”
Xu Shanqian head as big as a bucket.
On the stage, Guo Gangde said: “Hearing you say that, I am also a bit panicked, should I not invite him to Yunde Society?”
Fang Bo: “There are some things that it is good for young people to experience more, just think of it as inviting him to give your disciples a long look! Don’t worry, no one will die! Li Tiezhu is quite good, singing not to mention, acting is good, comedy is also good.”
Guo Gangde: “That’s right, the little prince of the comedy world, a role model for my generation to learn from. Once acting on that best newcomer, next year began to direct the film, in advance of the booking of the best director award. Moreover, with reference to your looks, he is expected to win a film emperor in the future!”
Fang Bo: “It’s possible, when he acted as Yellow Hair, he was said to be Little Fang Bo. Being ugly is very popular in the film industry now, the uglier the better, however, it’s not easy to find those who are ugly with character. To what extent is it scarce? People are starting to go to the comedy circuit to find actors.”
The stage burst into laughter, these two people are more interesting to damage each other, evenly matched, will not be like Li Tiezhu copied the moving bricks to ride the person to beat up, no sense of ceremony.