Song Zhu’er cocked her head, thinking, “Why is the Grand Master suddenly polite? Taking the initiative to treat himself? Didn’t he always love to dine out in the past? Eat the hot pot and also pack, and smooth two fruits and so on. In short, every week, he came to disturb Li Tiezhu and her two-person world.
Pop-up screen:
“My God! This hey is just exquisite.”
“You ruin my paradise and I’ll ruin your entire music scene.”
“Is this the teacher who sang about the invisible propeller?”
“That’s right! There are also masterpieces like Rolling Curtain Door (Rolling Pearl Curtain) and There’s an Old Shrew in the Village (Xiao Fang).”
“Horrible as hell!”
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“Dou Qi transforms into a horse!”
“So what will ‘Mango’ be sung as?”
“Maybe ‘Blind Few Seeds’, and ‘Itch’ will be sung as ‘Haemorrhoids’?”
“Only what you can’t think of, nothing he wouldn’t dare to sing.”
“There’s still a little bit of anticipation.”
“I’m relieved to see that Li Tiezhu’s guest is so flirty.”
“Serious brother’s condolences.”
Li Tiezhu suddenly Alexander, forget it, just give up, the system reward is not much anyway. Shooting Soldier’s Assault earns as usual! This time, just forget about it as if you are really here to write an album.
Peace of mind is important.
Then, Mao Min, Lin Jiangnan, Cui Ji’an and Deng Shiyin also came and sat down beside their corresponding singers.
Hong Bo added: “Now only Zhao Liya’s guest is left, what do you think when you see the others’ guests?”
Zhao Liya: “It’s still a bit scary, their guests are all so awesome.”
Hong Bo: “Then guess who your guest will be.”
“Who can guess that?”
“Who do you hope it will be?”
“Me? I hope it’s Zhang Youxue or Lai Riyue.”
Li Zijian: “Ya Ya, you’re really daring to think.”
Han Hong: “The Four Heavenly Kings just came when they said they would, huh? How can the programme team have such a big face?”
Zhao Liya: “But, Star Chow even came last issue.”
Yan Bing: “That’s because of Li Tiezhu.”
The guests showed odd expressions.
Mao Min: “Ya Ya still guessed a bit reliably, it’s not too far off.”
Lin Jiangnan: “Just a little bit worse!”
Zhao Liya herself was shocked: “Really the Heavenly King is here?”
Hong Bo: “That’s right! Please welcome the last guest!”
Then, that old handsome old handsome old handsome man walked in, although he was in his fifties, he was well maintained and still so handsome.
Zhao Liya was so excited that she covered her face, what virtue? Luck is too good, right? It doesn’t matter if you win or not, it’s already a dream come true to be able to perform with Heavenly King Liu.
Li Tiezhu bristled: “Why didn’t Master Liu draw me?”
Liu Hua Hua raised his palm: “Actually, I want to smoke you too!”
Li Tiezhu: “Eh?”
Smack the ear of the whip?
The crowd mercilessly mocked Li Tiezhu.
Tenggor: “Master Teng loves you.”
Li Tiezhu: “You might as well just go and sing ‘Mango’ with the original singer, Zhao Liya.”
Zhao Liya: “No! I refuse.”
Liu Hua greeted the other singers and came to sit next to Zhao Liya.
Zhao Liya: “Uncle Hua, what are we singing?”
Liu Hua: “Will ‘The Fate of the Next Life’ do?”
Zhao Liya nodded of course.
Yes, Liu Hua changed his song, mainly because the programme staff reminded him that it was inappropriate for him to choose that song.
Heavenly King Liu also heeded the good advice and switched to this song, “Marriage in the Next Life”.
All the guests arrived and there was only twenty minutes left for the ensemble.
Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Ward with a grimace, “Master Liu!”
Liu Ward patted Li Tiezhu’s head encouragingly, “Cheer up! Although I also know it’s hard ……”
Teng moncler held Li Tiezhu’s arm and dragged him upstairs, with a beautiful face: “Go go go, practice singing, moncler outlet online there are quite a few tawdry ideas, go up moncler outlet online and show you your hand ……”
Li Tiezhu does not hold any illusions. After all, the coffin board has been nailed.
Next, began to play recorded ten minutes short film, is the six guests were invited by the programme team when the situation, as well as their reasons for coming to this programme.
After the ten-minute short film was played, the screen was given back to the preparations of the groups for the chorus song.
The other guests are all happy and chatting, but Li Tiezhu looks like he’s in a state of despair because, moncler outlet online, he’s going to sing “Itchy” as a rock song.
It’s not a f*cking itch, it’s skin cancer! Late stage!
Soon, the singers, guests, and music partners, once again appeared in the lounge.
The order of appearance for the second round of the competition was drawn by the guests.
Master Teng had a good hand and drew a 6. He was the last one to appear and popped back to force a high five with the expressionless Li Tiezhu, so I have to say that it was indeed a good draw.
Under the auspices of Wang Hai’an, the second round of the guest starring competition began.
The first to appear was Lin Jiangnan and Chen Jingyi singing “Chasing Dreams and Red Heart”, a song that is not very friendly to female singers.
The second to come out was Liu Hua Hua and Zhao Liya’s “Destiny in the Afterlife”.
Third was Cui Ji’an and Yan Bing with “A Piece of Red Cloth”.
Fourth was Deng Shiyin and Li Zijian’s “Foam”.
Fifth was Mao Min and Han Hong’s joint performance of “Mum in the Candlelight”.
This match was like an encounter, there was no advance knowledge of the songs, no rehearsal time …… but everyone was a master and performed very well, especially ‘Bubbles’, ‘Mum in the Candlelight’ and ‘A Piece of Red Cloth’, which were all sung very, very well.
Wang Hai’an: “Thank you, Teacher Mao Min and Teacher Han Hong for bringing ‘Mum in the Candlelight’. Next, the last group of guests for this round, and the one everyone is most looking forward to, right?”
The live audience had seen the arrival of the guests during the break on the big screen, so, unconsciously, they smiled:
“Yes!”
“Master Teng Oli give!”
“Go Serious Brother.”
Wang Hai’an also laughed, all knew that Teacher Tenggor was a great singer, but this old artist also loved to push the limits too much. He said, “Next, let’s give a round of applause to Teacher Tenggol and Li Tiezhu for ‘Mango’ and ‘Itchy’. Thanks to ……”
Audience, “Thank you Li Tiezhu!”
Li Tiezhu laughed awkwardly and accompanied Teng Gol, whose mouth was about to split to the back of his head, onto the stage, with a guitar hanging in front of him, and Teng Gol holding a horse-head zither.
Old Teng danced awkwardly two more times and said, “Yo! I’m glad to be on this stage, I’m new singer Tengor!”
The audience laughed and applauded.
Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, “I’m Li Tiezhu.”
The arrangement and accompaniment method, which had been briefly communicated to the band, was quite simple, “Mango” was accompanied by the band, “Itchy” was Li Tiezhu and Tenggol themselves, and the band was responsible for the drums.
There is no way to complicate it, after all, there is no time.
Tenggol sang straight away and stunned the crowd:
The thought of you I’m Oh open Oh open Oh ~ ~
I’ve been dreaming of you for a long time.
Burn the ashes and bury the smoke willow
The first time I saw this, I thought it would be a good idea for me to go back to the old days, when the old days were over, but I didn’t want to go back to the old days!
The audience was so dumbfounded that they almost forgot to applaud.
Pop-up screen:
“Teacher Teng is awesome!”
“Lin Daiyu pulling a willow upside down!”
“Didn’t expect it, did you?”
“Surprised or not, unexpected or not?”
“Singing the feeling of Zhang Fei holding Li Kui’s hand and running on the prairie.”
“There’s a picture ……”
“There is an inner flavour!”
“Grandpa or your grandpa series!”
“Want to see Zhao Liya’s expression.”
The guide, as if he had a heart-to-heart with the audience, immediately cut a close-up of Zhao Liya, who smiled awkwardly and unobtrusively, only, with a hint of bitterness in her eyes.
Some of the other singers were surprised, some applauded, and some were laughing, like …… Song Zhu’er.
Song Zhu’er: “Wow! This song is so powerful, I told you that moncler can take my family’s pillar flying! It’s second only to my song ‘Song of the Nervous’!”
Li Tiezhu also opened his mouth and sang, discussing that he was in charge of the girls’ section and sang it as a chorus of men and women in a rush:
In the living branches
The flawlessness under the withering
Is the price of harvesting the mystery
Tengor:
“The sunlight on a traveller’s hair.
And he spills his hand
Under the bridge
A late comer from a past life
Li Tiezhu: Passing by
Tengor: “Carved in the palm of your hand.
Li Tiezhu: Remember in the next life
Tengor: A drop of ink dripped from the smoke in your eyes.
Li Tiezhu: No attachment
Tengor: Let go of your attachment.
Li Tiezhu: There is no phase and no colour.
Tengor: How can I go along with this?
Li Tiezhu: Haaah~ Itchy!
Tengor plays the intro of “Itchy”: How can I not be surprised?
Drums start!
Li Tiezhu: She is, she is ……
Tengor: Goes to concur~
Li Tiezhu: She is a slanting sun in a leisurely manner
Tenggol: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Li Tiezhu: I’d like to think that someone knows how to appreciate it.
Tengor: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Li Tiezhu: he has a blue cloud window
Tengor: Just waiting for someone to share it with him.
……
At this moment, the audience at the scene is a good look of all sorts of living things, some shocked, some fear, some rare, some happy, and some face floating constipation like melancholy.
Good to hear!
Both sing well, but ……
It always feels like something is not right.
Song Zhu’er: “Well, this part is more awesome than Song of the Nervous! It’s worthy of being a grandpa!”
Everyone looks at Song Zhu’er with a wrong look.
Li Tiezhu: Come on~ Quickie!
Tenggor: Anyway, there’s plenty of time to oh-oh-oh-oh-oh~
Li Tie Zhu’s eyes bulge: come on~ love ah~
Tengor: Anyway, there is a large amount of foolishness oh exempt oh exempt oh ~
……
Li Tiezhu: There’s a lot of scenery anyway!
Tenggor: Ah ~ itchy Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Li Tiezhu: When I think of you
Tengger: Oh, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know.
God damn round back again!
Friends of the audience are stunned, this operation to me the whole God!
Yan Bing, the master of arranging music, began to doubt his life directly, what the hell is this? Isn’t this a spoof?
That’s right, this is the singing style that Tenggol insisted on requesting, Li Tiezhu raised a lot of opinions were rejected by him, so, it became like this.
Pop-up screen:
“Crap! Shit is sung out for me.”
“Kneel for Master Teng.”
“Zhang Fei giving Li Kui a scratch.”
“Zhang Fei scratching Li Kui with the weeping willow that Lin Daiyu pulled out upside down ……”
“This is nymphet scratching an itch? This is bone scraping!”
“The Divine Comedy is scheduled!”
“No way.”
“This song will definitely be on the hot search.”
“The epoch-making light rock …… ‘Blind Itch’?”
“The Blind Itch!”
“Yes!”
“The name of this song flows ……”
Li Tiezhu: Xin Cui vainly swims in the shadow of fallen flowers oh oh~
Tengger: It’s useless to think of each other before laughing at the old mountain alliance
Li Tiezhu: oooh~ what do I ask for
Tengger: da da da da da da …… da da da da da …… said I what to ask for
Pop-up:
“Da da da da da da, da out Maxim machine gun feeling.”
Finally, finally …… it’s over.
For the first time, Li Tiezhu was so impatient to finish a song.
Tengger: “Thank you! Was it good?”
The audience was truly maddened: “Good to hear! It’s good!”
Li Tiezhu smiled hard and didn’t say anything.
Tengger said, “So …… who should I vote for?”
“Tengger!”
“You!”
“Vote for moncler!”
“Grandpa Sego!!!”
In the second round, votes were cast for the supporting guests, whose votes determined the singers’ rankings.
Tengor: “Vote for me? Have a vision! Tie Zhu, thank you audience.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you to the audience for voting for grandpa, thank you grandpa Tenggol, thank you Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu is like a little daughter-in-law at the mercy of others, has given up struggling, what moncler outlet store says is what it is. His body is permeated with a kind of numbness, you continue to get it, early finish I can wear trousers to go away.
It doesn’t matter if you lose, but Li Tiezhu can’t stand moncler outlet store this abrasive old demon.
Then, Li Tiezhu and Tenggol got off the stage, Tenggol like a general returning to the dynasty in victory, all the way to greet the crazy fans. Li Tiezhu forced a smile, Liang Tian has been suffocated, what is all this? What is this?
Wang Hai’an began to take over the stage and organised a second round of voting for the live audience.
Live pop-up:
“Li Tiezhu is finished.”
“At least the battle has reached the last instalment, it’s okay.”
“Do you still want Li Tiezhu to be the King of Song?”
“Realistically speaking, Li Tiezhu tried his best in this instalment.”
“Bad luck.”
“The loss of ‘Left Hand Finger Moon’ to ‘Red Face’ is outrageous.”
“Split into such an odd guest again ……”
“Actually, if I was there, I would have voted for ‘Itchy Appendix’.”
“Me too, Master Teng is so much fun.”
“Wait and see, maybe there’s a miracle?”
“Don’t fantasise ……”
Li Tiezhu had given up and started eating fruit when he reached the lounge, hungry.
Tenggor was showing off and explaining to the other guests what kind of artistic considerations and thoughts he had expressed in his fusion approach to the two songs.
Song Zhu’er peeled an orange for Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu is awesome, that song just now was superb! Thanks, Master Teng.”
Pop-up screen:
“Song Zhu’er is a tone deaf, right?”
“She’s just plain nuts.”
Li Tiezhu smiled, “It’s good that you’re happy.”
Zhao Liya comforted, “Don’t be afraid, silly pillar, there might be a miracle, after all, this song is too magical ……”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s okay, I didn’t want to win either.”
A minute later, Wang Hai’an got the results of the vote and directly connected with the singers in the break room on the big screen.
“Erm …… one good news and one bad news.”
Wang Hai’an organised his words quickly and threw out the suspense in advance, instead of grating like Hong Bo.
“The good news is that a singer from the elimination zone has succeeded against the odds, which means that out of the three of Chen Jingyi, Li Tiezhu, and Zhao Liya, someone’s guest ranked first in terms of votes.”
Now, the interest of the singers and guests was tuned up, there was still someone who could flip the game?
Interesting!
Han Hong: “So what’s the bad news?”
Li Zijian: “The bad news is of course that one of our three contenders will be eliminated!”
Yan Bing nods happily, irritated!
Wang Hai’an: “Ah, it’s that one is going to be eliminated, but that’s not the bad news I’m talking about, it’s about Director Hong Bo.”
The crowd wondered, what bad news could he have?
Is it …… Tengor moncler outlet online singing Hong Bo to the point of myocardial infarction?
So joyful?
Wang Hai’an: “Director Hong has exalted himself and is coming to announce the results of the vote.”
The singers froze and protested collectively:
“No way!”
“If he comes, I, Han Hong, will withdraw.”
“Let him drink water aside.”
“Can’t figure out his role day after day ……”