Coldbar draws Embrace King Speed six times.
Then Piggy and Wang Speed arrive and he draws Guardian Leng Ba. Wang Speed drew Yue Yupeng, touching his head and saying you’re really great. And Lei Yin was on the bus before reading the mission card, praising Luo Xiao Xiang’s new album.
Everyone’s mission, the number of times was six.
The guests took the show’s car and went to the hotel, the last of several cars followed by a bus, the vehicle that the staff took, of course, Li Tiezhu’s four people were also on it.
“They each have their tasks memorised, right?!”
Li Zhixuan replayed the filmed information twice on the road, and even followed to Lei Yin’s car to film it, all the information was in hand.
Li Tiezhu said, “No! But when you played it back, I filmed everyone’s in my phone.”
Wu Lei: “Ah …… how did I not think of it? Pull a group and send it to the group.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Tiezhu has always distrusted his own intelligence, this is a conditioned reflex behaviour, but good job.”
Li Tiezhu: “I built a group, called 315 four iron, pull you guys.”
Li Zhixuan: “Cheer up! Dry roll five bars today.”
Director: “No! Even if you guys win them today, it’s not the same as winning Five Stripes, Teacher Huang and Yi Xing haven’t returned to the team yet, which is the main fighting force.”
Wang Xiaokai: “It’s fine, let’s go to the mushroom house and f*ck them.”
Wu Lei: “It’s all set, we’ll go the day after tomorrow.”
Director: “……”
The pop-ups are noisy:
“My God, young people nowadays don’t talk about martial virtues!”
“So arrogant?”
“Li Tiezhu is even, when did you become so wild, brother Wu Lei?”
“Xiaokai too, he learnt the hard way by following Li Tiezhu.”
“Little Black Bull is drifting away.”
“I used to think that the four of them were hype, but now it seems to be real iron.”
“Honestly, I don’t think the five stripes can do them now.”
“You see how well they work together?”
“Pretending to be cameramen is pretty slick, the first time Li Tiezhu did it.”
“This issue is a bit interesting.”
The director said, “You guys have a mission too!”
Li Tiezhu: “Speak!”
Wang Xiaokai: “Speak!”
Wu Lei crossed his legs, “Release!”
Li Zhixuan: “Nag!”
Director: “I …… you guys have this overly arrogant attitude I’m telling you, you’ll be humiliated if you lose.”
Li Zhixuan said, “As long as it’s fair and just, we’ll admit it if we lose.”
Director: “Of course it’s fair! Your collective mission is to stop each of them from completing their respective guardian missions. For the second mission, you guys draw yourselves.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Obviously, the first mission was added by you guys on the fly, and there isn’t even a single mission card.”
Director:”……”
Wu Lei: “That’s right, seeing as we let Iron Hammer steal their information, we’ll add missions for us, tsk tsk …… Let’s forget about it this time!”
Director: “Don’t talk nonsense, open to draw the mission card.”
Wang Xiaokai was first: “My mission is to knock Yue three brain crashes.”
Li Zhixuan was second: “My task is to say three times Brother Lei Yin’s head is big.”
Wu Lei third: “My task is …… to make Wang Speed tie my shoelaces three times? Screw me right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Big Tongue Play, your task is not difficult, Brother Squirrel is most willing to help people, and we are old folks.”
Wu Lei: “Alright, you guys remember to co-operate with me.”
Finally it was Li Tiezhu’s turn, he opened the mission card and took a look, skimming his lips, “You’re so beautiful.”
The other three: “Phew!”
Li Tiezhu: “Who made this mission card? Don’t know we’re having a scandal? On purpose, right?”
Director: “This is what you drew yourself, I still have two cards in my hand ah, you did not draw.”
Li Tiezhu was also speechless.
The director added: “Similarly, you can’t be seen before completing the mission, otherwise it’s also considered a failure.”
Wang Xiaokai: “What’s the reward for winning?”
Director: “This is only the first stage of the mission, you will get new hints when the time comes.”
Pop-up:
“Why is Wu Lei’s brother called Orochimaru?”
“Probably loves watching Naruto.”
“Li Tiezhu’s mission is the most interesting!”
“How can Li Bean say that?”
“This scandal will probably spread more and more ……”
“Bet the remaining two envelopes are full of quests about Leng Ba.”
“Is the director so cheap?”
……
In the hotel lobby, nine chairs were lined up, and Yue Yupeng was the first to walk in.
He sat on the chairs Dao, high on melon seeds: “Infinite Men’s Club changed its name, now it’s called Infinite Brother and Sister Group, because the Men’s Club has gone four, there are only two left. Hahahahaha ……”
Then Leng Ba walked in and greeted Yue Yupeng, the two were obviously not very familiar with each other, it was quite awkward, each saying their own thing.
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
“Leng Ba you fell two days ago, does it still hurt?”
“You’re cold?”
“I’m not really cold.”
Yue Yupeng got up and took off his jacket as the awkwardness continued.
“Why don’t you eat some melon seeds at the hot bar?”
“Mmm.”
Then, Wang Speed and Lei Yin also came, and Coldba was thinking about the mission, so she directly just hugged one by one, and then it became …… an awkward chat between five people.
“Leng Ba what year are you from?”
“Nine two.”
“Ninety-two’s twenty-six this year.”
“Well, twenty-six.”
“Time to get married.”
“Huh?”
Leng Ba was startled, this was not something to talk about, the organisation would not allow it.
Then, Luo Xiaoxiang also arrived.
Yue Yupeng said, “Hey! I found a big secret, we have guests today, and there are four.”
Lei Yin: “Don’t you talk rubbish? Who can’t tell with four empty seats?”
Director: “Hello members of the Ultimate Sibling Crew, let’s welcome today’s guest 315 Four Iron!”
Wang Speed: “Is that a new group?”
Leng Ba: “No, it’s Li Tie Zhu and their dormitory.”
Yue Yupeng: “Right, right, Nortel 315 dormitory, I know them well.”
Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan walked in and greeted everyone, then the four of them sat in the four seats on the far right.
Director: “Everyone has joined for a while now, how do you feel?”
Wang Speed: “I’ve just seen it already.”
Lei Yin: “A bit unfamiliar.”
Yue Yupeng: “Too little is a bit awkward.”
Director: “So today’s group building, so that everyone can improve their understanding, we invited the management master of China’s number one boy band to organise such a group building for everyone.”
After everyone guessed a few times, Yue Yupeng said, “My master!”
Luo Xiaoxiang: “Your master? A male group?”
Yue Yupeng: “Our unit is now the first in Asia …… too arrogant, Li Tiezhu is still here, sorry.”
Luo Xiaoxiang: “Do you also sing and dance?”
Yue Yupeng: “Not forced to sing and dance easily.”
Li Tiezhu coldly said, “Not only sing and dance when pushed, but also bite.”
Yue Yupeng: “Ooh!”
Everyone laughed, just Li Tiezhu dared to say it.
Director: “Please welcome the first male group management master!”
And so it was that Teacher Guo Gangde walked out with a smile on his face, and everyone gave a standing ovation to welcome him, and Lei Yin even called out to the master.
Guo Gangde looked at all of you and suddenly grinned, showing his teeth, “Look! You guys have to be obedient this period, don’t push me, it’s easy to get into trouble. Li Tiezhu, especially you.”
Li Tiezhu: “I have teeth too.”
Guo Gangde frowned: “I’m sorry, I was hasty! You have better teeth than me, I’ll do as I’m told this term.”
The artists laughed so hard they couldn’t straighten up, Li Tiezhu was worthy of being a college student in the comedy world.
After Mr Guo spoke for a while, they started to choose the rooms, the programme team prepared nine rooms for them to draw from, and then let the lobby manager guess, and if they guessed correctly, they couldn’t move in.
Guo Gangde: “As for me, because of my sensitive identity, I’ll avoid suspicion for a while, ah, let the comedian choose first.”
“Phew~”
Yue Yupeng stood up with a big smile and walked to the table, “Thank you, Master.”
Guo Gangde said, “Go back and sit down, there are no rules, Li Tie Donkey is here, it’s your turn to know how to do comedy?”
Yue Yupeng hurriedly sat back, “Hasty, hasty ……”
Guo Gangde called Li Tiezhu: “Come, come, come! The Teddy of our comedy world, I’ll hold you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t don’t don’t …… you’re too short.”
Guo Gangde wiped his face: “I’ll hold you up, right?”
Li Tiezhu also did not tease with him, and casually chose a room number five.
Then, Guo Gangde told the lobby manager to turn around, and removed the headphones and started guessing.
Li Tiezhu immediately raised his hand: ”Cheating! He’s wearing headphones, the programme team can speak the information to him at any time, playing tricks here? It’s too pedestrian, isn’t it?”
Wang Xiaokai also said, “That’s it! It’s a fake at first glance.”
Wu Lei: “Start over! I’m going to blindfold his ears, you guys choose, and whatever’s left after that is mine.”
The director panicked: “You guys co-operate.”
Li Tiezhu: “Director talk cut it, then this paragraph is very five bars, otherwise it is too set. Really!”
Director: “You guys are a guest competition, what’s the point of going through the motions with the director’s team?”
Li Tiezhu looked naive: “Isn’t that what Infinite Challenge is all about? Finding out that the director’s team cheated, you guys should reward us with a big meal, we won.”
Director: “Okay! We’ll see.”
When it aired, the segment wasn’t pinched off, and, the lobby manager, who claimed to be able to read micro-expressions, really didn’t guess any of them correctly.
It’s embarrassing!
Pop-up:
“Yeah, yeah, yeah! That’s Infinite Challenge!”
“If there’s no Li Tiezhu, this issue will be another set up ah ……”
“I told you where so much mind reading.”
“Can read minds and still be what lobby manager?”
“The director can’t cover this period!”
“Which period’s director isn’t played out?”
“The familiar flavour is back.”
“Li Tiezhu has never been a resident of Five Stripes, but now it’s surprisingly the purest one here.”
“315 These four are all quite good at it.”
“This f*cking came to smash the scene, right?”
Then, the director became even more embarrassed, “Er …… I have to say one thing ah, actually, we didn’t prepare these nine rooms at all.”
The crowd was collectively confused.
Teacher Guo said, “The programme team just thought that the manager would be able to guess correctly, so you all had to lose, and just accidentally played a big game …… right?”
Director: “Yes! That’s how honest we are, we just don’t have these rooms, so what the hell!”
Li Tiezhu: “Pay up!”
Leng Ba: “Right! Pay for the money! Treat!”
“Pay up! It’s on the house ……”
The camera gives the lifeless director a bitter smile, with the words: lively smile in post!
In the end, the director had no choice but to say, “In that case, I owe you guys a hotpot! The recording of the programme continues.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t cheat again on the programme, huh? Double the punishment next time.”
Director: “Yes yes yes ……”