The chaotic scene continued for a long time before the crew finally formed a circle around the various cars, staked their tents in the circle and the wind was largely blocked.
However, Sun Hei Hei strung thin in the latter half of the night, perhaps because he had eaten too much cold food, and by the time the programme was recorded the next day, he was pale and had dark circles under his eyes. So much so that he didn’t have the energy to toss Li Tiezhu at all, giving them a wave of development time.
After Li Tiezhu’s trio washed up, the programme recording started again.
Today was easy because each episode of this show was two days and one night, so there was no more pressure to spend the night tonight.
Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi went to cut bamboo, Li Tiezhu made rough bamboo mats at home and nailed them to the floor and walls of the house with bamboo nails, and also made four bamboo stools and a bamboo table, and two bamboo beds, one wide and one narrow.
In the afternoon, the three of them built a straw hut outside the hut, but also made a length and width of ten metres of the small yard, simple levelled the ground, and tied a circle of bamboo fence outside the yard.
The reason why all use bamboo, because bamboo is simpler than wood processing, a little more efficient.
And the new two accidents did not cause too much damage, once the house is damaged, Li Tiezhu are too lazy to repair. Once the wind blew over the roof, which should be a deliberate retaliation by the director team.
But it does not matter, tonight and do not live here, the next time I came to improve the house, but now it is good, the programme staff also helped to guess the roof.
Li Tiezhu laughed on the sidelines: ”How do you guys know that we are going to rebuild the house next period? And also helped me with the favour of taking the initiative to tear down the house, thank you so much.”
Sun Hip Hop: “Ah? We have to re-hitch it next time? How come I didn’t know?”
Li Tiezhu: “You what ah? The next issue is the first issue, the official programme, unlike the 〇 phase of the pilot film, there are guests, where do the guests live?”
The first issue is only sixty minutes long, only one half of a normal issue. Its purpose was the equivalent of a trailer, introducing the ground rules, the initial environment over here, and so on.
And, the planning was done a long time ago, only the 〇th issue was so bitter, mainly because Sun Hip Hop and Li Tiezhu’s unreliable roommates really wanted to sanction Li Tiezhu, although it wasn’t considered a success, but everyone was still quite happy.
The later programmes will be generally more cheerful and not so miserable because of the guests.
Sun Hip Hop: “Why didn’t I think of that? It’s a loss ……”
At 4:30pm, the recording of the programme ended.
When it came time to sacrifice to the God of Heaven, Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi each offered a weed to Sun Heihe, the “God of Fetus”, and their intentions were self-explanatory.
As a result, the three of them were once again deducted three points.
When Li Tie Zhu, Zheng Yan Zi and Qin Tao left the hut together, the screen paused, became blurry and a row of subtitles appeared:
“Audience voting session for the next natural disaster: A, Zheng Yanzi falls ill; B, Qin Tao is injured by a wild boar’s arch; C, Li Tiezhu has diarrhoea; D, guest Chen Chichih recurs from his back injury.”
The programme ended, the voting session was still on, both those who watched the live broadcast and those who watched the replay could cast a sacred vote, each account could only cast one vote.
The pop-ups became extraordinarily dense here:
“The quality of the pilot film is just medium to high, the guests are all good, the director’s team is disgusting!”
“Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and the others can’t get away with it!”
“Another natural disaster? I’m afraid this is a man-made disaster, right?”
“Chen Chi-Chi is coming? He won’t be working anyway, so why not ……”
“OK!”
“Understood.”
“I was all set to go with B. I didn’t realise there was an Akira.”
“How desperate is Chen Chi-Chi? Coming to this show.”
“Didn’t you notice? Chen Chi-Chi will always come to the first instalment to brush up his presence whenever it’s a new show.”
“Think this is Mushroom House?”
“Maybe, he’ll bring another goat too.”
“That would be great, heh heh heh heh ……”
“Mutton soup pot!”
“Tenba: It’s a good thing I went to the Mushroom House.”
“I have a hunch that Chen Chi-Chi is afraid that he’ll be voted into first-degree disability by everyone next issue.”
“Voting for this option is simply targeting me, Chi-Chi!”
“Don’t say anything, D is finished!”
Anyway, the pilot ended, the viewers didn’t really buy it for many reasons, mainly because the show was too tough and boring, and the director team wasn’t pleasant, and secondly, Li Tiezhu’s limp made the viewers very upset, so what’s the point of watching it?
Even so, a week later when the Friday broadcast, the ratings still exceeded the expectations of the programme team, because, at first, their psychological expectations are not too high.
Li Tiezhu three people after recording the programme by car back to Shudu and dispersed, Li Tiezhu flew to Kyoto, Zheng Yanzhi went to Guangdong where her university is located, Qin Tao went back to Jinmen.
This next week, Li Tiezhu is very busy, busy with the examination.
Fortunately, Li Tiezhu has been studying hard for the first two months, so all the courses have passed the exam, on the contrary, Song Zhu’er failed two subjects, a bitter face, so that Li Tiezhu looked at the mood more pleasant.
After the exam, the holiday was on Friday, earlier than in previous years. The main reason is that Nortel is going to renovate many on-campus facilities and buildings this year, so the holiday is ten or so days earlier.
Friday afternoon, Li Tiezhu went to see Master Star, he came to Beijing are for the film “Kung Fu” filing, the project has been fixed, by the way, invited Li Tiezhu to have a meal, by the way, the final contract.
The food was Quanjude roast duck, quite fragrant, Li Tiezhu one person dried two.
Master Star face without waves even want to laugh, until Li Tiezhu eat and drink enough, he let his assistant take out the latest drawn up contract.
The contract is a bit strange, because there is a problem with the film remuneration.
Too high.
Zhang Xiaomeng, who accompanied Li Tiezhu, asked, ”Master Star, is this film pay real? Didn’t it say within a million last year? How did it go up to ten million?”
Master Star drooped his eyelids, “One million, do you sign?”
Li Tiezhu: “Sign it!”
Master Star rolled his eyes and said, “I also want to give only one million ah, but unfortunately, this film is not my investment alone, so …… they want you to pay slightly higher, have face.”
Li Tiezhu: “This …… much embarrassed?”
Star Chow: “I also think it’s unnecessary! Eh? I heard that you’re going to make a film in the second half of the year too?”
Li Tiezhu: “Right! The name is Lost in Space, a comedy.”
“A comedy? That’s just right!”
“Hmm?”
“Hey! How about this! I’ll pay you 10 million, and let me make a cameo in your film, just three or five scenes. How about giving me nine million?”
“No good?”
“Okay!”
“Not good?”
“What’s not good about it? We’re all on our own.”
“I mean, nine million is just a cameo, I’m losing money.”
“Na…… you looking down on me?”
“No, no ……”
Li Tiezhu is still bargaining with Star Chow, after all, he and Star Chow are very much like a class of people, no matter how rich they are, they are very …… stingy!
Zhang Xiaomeng slapped the board and said, “It’s settled! I’ll let my assistant get a contract over, let’s sign the cameo contract for ‘Lost in Transit’ as well, right? Master Star?”
He was afraid that Master Xing would renege, the bastard often went back on his word.
Moreover, not to mention the three or five scenes of the cameo, even if Master Star has only one scene in Li Tiezhu’s film, it’s still a bloody profit! Star Chow became famous after the cameo film is really not much, many are supporting roles, not counted as a cameo, the only real cameo, I am afraid, is the film of Jackie Chan, the two of them cameo each other in order to …… save money.
So it seems that Li Tiezhu has really learnt a lot of …… mastery from Cheng Dalong.
After another half an hour, the two sides signed each other out, and a meal was finished.
Master Star began to advise Li Tiezhu to prepare matters for filming, hair should be left a little longer do not cut, exercise, martial arts practice, to maintain the body. To read the script more and adapt in advance.
Li Tiezhu promised one by one, his hair is not short now, originally wanted to cut it.
Finally, Master Star stood up and said to Li Tiezhu, “The food is ready! Li Tiezhu go pay, I forgot to bring my wallet, and my mobile phone is not on me.”
A group of people came to the bar, and when they counted the bill, it was more than one thousand three hundred.
Li Tiezhu’s flesh hurts, pulled Master Xing over and pointed to the machine that swiped his face, “Master Xing, what do you see there?”
Star Chow didn’t know much about the new technology and fixed his eyes on it.
“Drop! Face swipe payment is successful, you have spent one thousand three hundred and eighty-two whole yuan this time.”
Star Chow was bewildered for a few seconds, “I paid?”
Li Tiezhu spread his hands, “I don’t know! I don’t recognise that thing, just letting you have a look.”
Claiming that he didn’t bring a mobile phone, Star Chow glared at Li Tiezhu and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and sure enough, a certain treasure showed consumption of one thousand three hundred and eighty-two yuan, and he directly sent Liu Xiaohua a micro letter voice:
“When did you open the face payment for me? Ah?”
Li Tiezhu, on the other hand, took Zhang Xiaomeng and slipped away, otherwise, later on, he will definitely be slaughtered, he is too clear about this person, Star Chow, because, he is also very stingy.
But obviously, Star Chow was even more stingy than him.
After Star Chow sent his voice, he found that Li Tiezhu had already run away, and only then did he take his assistant out of the roast duck restaurant.
The assistant asked, “Boss, wasn’t this role originally scheduled for you to star yourself?”
Star Chow: “I’m old.”
Assistant: “You’d be perfectly fine if you dyed your hair and took care of it ……”
Star Chow: “The heart is old …… the mind is also old, I didn’t even know I could pay by facial recognition. Cinema, it always belongs to the young people, just like me in the 80s and 90s.”
“But Li Tiezhu is not like you at all, how can you perform a role tailor-made for you?”
“He doesn’t look like me?”
“Like?”
“Doesn’t he?”
“What does it look like?”
“Stingy! Poor and bitter. Wimpy, decrepit, awkward, embarrassed! What’s not like that? I can see his talent for humour from within the TV series Soldier’s Assault, where humour stems from suffering rather than happiness. Of course, the only thing he’s worse at is that he’s not as handsome as me.”
“Okay, your call.”
Star Chow leisurely said, “If it was ten years ago, I would have acted myself. But ten years is very far away ……”
Li Tiezhu’s side was spontaneous, and after bidding farewell to Star Chow, he took a plane to Shudu, and then plunged headlong into the mountains to prepare for the second phase of the programme recording.
He also didn’t know if the programme would collapse in word of mouth, and if he would lose his own talent for variety, but he still wanted to do his own original variety.
This night, the 10th phase of the national broadcast, the results can only be considered average.
The next day, the recording of the programme began again, still no food, still the same scene, still need to do a lot of work for the night to spend the night.
On the other side of the mountain road, however, it was a cheerful scene.
Chen Chichi stumbled forward, leading a half-sized black pig. Chen Chichi was already sweating profusely, and his expression was one of tears and laughter, ”Pig! Can’t you be considerate of me? Behave yourself, okay? I’m now an invalid whose waist has been broken, why are you still bullying me ……”