Hunting, building, handicrafts, cooking, planting …… and other techniques, Ayn Peira Lee is proficient in all of them, and, very different from the western techniques, but more efficient and simple, and even the brainwashed fans feel that Li Tiezhu’s technique carries a poetic meaning.
What is even more frightening is that they feel that in Li Tiezhu s temperament, the oldest oriental wisdom – great wisdom is like foolishness – is emanating all the time!
“In the East, there is a philosophy that circulates – people with great talent seem to be foolish on the surface. It is not because of hypocrisy, but because of humility. The truly wise people of the East never act too smart or too proud, but are more humble and know how to learn, which makes them wiser. If you don’t believe me, go and watch Zheng’s semi-final match at the French Open, where Li coached Zheng in a very humorous way to take a crucial point and helped her to finally win and advance to the final.”
“Did you guys know? Ayn Peyra Lee is a talented singer, can’t believe it? That song ‘Tears of a Call Girl’ is super catchy.”
“I like that song ‘Red Actor’ even more, that’s the taste of Chinese theatre. Every time I listen to it, my sweat hairs stand up. And ‘Left Hand to the Moon’ and ‘The Wind in the East Has Broken’ are cool too!”
“Lee is also a master fighter, yes! His master is Jack Seng, and many people say that Iain Pella’s kung fu is at the level of Bruce Lee’s, and that their bat muscles are very similar ……”
“That’s right, I learnt from my Chinese friends that Lee is going to star in a very powerful kung fu film soon, called Kung Fu.”
“I hope this film will be released in North Rice, I will definitely go to see it.”
“If you’ve been following Ayn Peyra Lee, you won’t be surprised by this show about primitive people, in fact, Lee showed exceptional talent and wisdom as early as three years ago. He can easily write the most beautiful songs, yet he worked part-time at a construction site before his debut, which, I suppose, was a kind of spiritual practice; Eastern philosophy is about sharpening the mind. Later, he showed a lot of amazing skills in his programmes, especially in a show called The Apartment Made of Mushrooms …… The reason I know it so well is because I studied abroad in China, and almost all my friends around me are his fans. And, his first step drama “A Soldier’s Struggle” has just finished airing and set the highest broadcast record in China or the world, with as many as 100 million people tuning in. I have also laughed and cried over this wonderful drama, which is a classic. This drama seems to be about a soldier’s coming-of-age story, but what it actually shows is, a country that can never be conquered!”
“What a maddening superstar! He can do almost anything, yet he never shows off, whether it’s in songs, films and TV dramas or variety shows, he’s always so low-key and humble, yet he always explodes with energy that blows people away. I started loving him with A Soldier’s Struggle, which is, without a doubt, a classic.”
“If you like him, check out A Soldier’s Struggle and Drug God, it’s guaranteed to be addictive.”
Then, an even more amazing scene happened, Soldier’s Struggle and Drug God suddenly caught fire overseas, more people began to pay attention to Li Tiezhu, he was all over the overseas version of Jitterbug, Oil Can, Facebook, Twitter and other platforms, it was almost as if they were bombarded with information.
Next, overseas netizens began to call on the media to buy the copyright of “Oh Exempt Primitive Man”, the sound waves were higher than one wave. Even a parade broke out in Falanghi and Miriam, with people marching around the TV station building with banners – We want to watch “Fark! I’m Primitive”.
All this heat naturally fed back into the country, and the domestic netizens were collectively confused, are the Ghostbusters out of their minds?
Why is Li Tiezhu so hot overseas?
That “Oh Exempt Primitive Man” is not bad, but it’s not that good, right? The first two instalments were too bad, the later might be better.
Also, what the hell kind of translations are these song titles, TV titles and programme titles?
The most outrageous one is a Japanese TV programme that worships Li Tiezhu as a quadrilateral superstar and calls him the “Imperial Tyrannosaurus Rex”, which is also shameful.
But the host didn’t feel the same way, Sakamoto Kenjiro said in an incredibly shocking voice: “Li Sang, the only Chinese quadrilateral superstar, music, TV, film, variety show, all perfect scores! He has no weaknesses, he is also a kung fu master, a culinary master, a famous artisan! There is no equal in this country! This man is the enemy of Japanese culture for the next twenty years, and our star has no chance of winning …… losing!”
It was a different story for the Nanban TV station, a female guest asked on the programme, “Li Tiezhu’s face shape is very much like our Nanban people, he still has a single eyelid, could he have our blood? Moreover, the harvesting skills and cooking techniques he displayed were definitely influenced by our South Korean cuisine, is this considered plagiarism?”
Just like this, Li Tiezhu was inexplicably on fire again, and it was a big gimmick in major countries all over the world, and there were even overseas programmes that invited Li Tiezhu, but was rejected by Li Tiezhu.
Two weeks later, after recording the second phase of the third phase of “Oh Exempt Primitive”, Li Tiezhu is playing Li Tiehou at home in Shudu, the summer holiday is well, or to go home to see.
At this time, Zhang Xiaomeng, who was originally in Kyoto, suddenly ran to Shudu, looking for Li Tiezhu to discuss an important issue – more than a dozen overseas media and video websites, want to buy the overseas copyright of “Oh Exempt Mushroom House”, and there is even a bonobo game company, wanting to buy the game rights of this programme.
Even if the number of opponents is large, the key is – the bidding price is too harsh.
In the living room, Li TieDie squirmed on the sofa, as he couldn’t walk yet, Li TieZhu flicked the small ding under TieDie’s open trousers and asked Zhang Xiaomeng: “What’s the highest bid?”
Zhang Xiaomeng is too familiar with this place, when it was him who helped to buy the house, the decoration was also set by him, he was boiling water and making tea at this time: “Twelve million …… euros, and then there is the Mi International Television, ten million metric dollars, and there are a lot of other media, and the prices are not low. ”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then won’t we earn a lot? Our investment is only one hundred million ah!”
Zhang Xiaomeng: “That’s right, however, they all have one request, which is that they have to re-cut the programme and implant their own advertisements. So, they are also making a lot of money, perhaps even more than us.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “What’s your opinion?”
Zhang Xiaomeng poured a cup of tea for Li Tiezhu: “Of course we have to sign it, the variety show that can go global, we are the only one! As long as we take this step, the influence and achievement is more important than the money earned, than the money earned! However, we still need to deliberate carefully, especially the advertisement implantation, we can’t give it all to them.”
Li Tiezhu thought about it and shook his head, “No need, pick two of the most influential media to sign, money is not the most important, give them the adverts. We don’t want these, we want the spread and influence, it’s not our show going out, it’s our culture going out, don’t care about money at this time, maximising the influence is the most important. If we can make more people like and recognise our civilised culture, it’s worth it!”
“This will lose a lot of interest.”
“I don’t understand this, it’s my master who told me about this, about which I called him last night. He told me to get to the point where I am now, and not to think too much about money, but to do more for the nation. He said …… it’s like he wears Tang clothes all over the country.”
Zhang Xiaomeng knows that Li Tiezhu has always been like this, rarely thinking about things from personal interests, so he does not persuade, persuade.
He thought for a moment and said, “If you pick from this criteria, there are three options, Europe to Radio France Lancey, Rice to sign the Rice Nationality Radio, and the network rights to the oil cans, totalling close to thirty million rice dollars. However, Rice Nationality Radio has an additional request, wanting you three creators to be able to go on one of their talk shows to promote Oh Exempt Primitive.”
Li Tiezhu frowned, annoying or not? So far away, aren’t you tired of running around?
Zhang Xiaomeng added, “There is a notice fee, 500,000 for you, 300,000 for Zheng Yanzi, and 50,000 for Qin Tao, all of which are m yuan.”
Li Tiezhu’s brows instantly stretched, “It’s all for the sake of promoting our own show, so a little tired is fine! Let’s do this matter.”
Zhang Xiaomeng sipped her tea, then she saw Li Tiegui nourishing urine there, “Aren’t you guys going to put a diaper on him?”
Li Tiezhu carried TieDan with one hand, let him pee on the floor, said: “Wear ah! These two days are too hot, covered out prickly heat, so take it.”
In the following two days, when the news of Oh Exempt Primitive signing with three major overseas media platforms at the same time spread, netizens at home and abroad exploded.
The attitude of the domestic netizens was, “As for that? What is Li Tiezhu capable of? Crooked people’s money is so easy to cheat?”
Overseas netizens were completely different: “This is definitely the most explosive news! We can now watch Fark Primitive on TV and mobile phones! And, Ayn Peyra Lee is coming to Rice. Oh my god! I swear, I’m going to get him to give me an autograph on my plump arse.”
For this programme, the crooked people were much more enthusiastic than the domestic audience, after all, these operations of Li Tiezhu, the people of the country didn’t think it was much of a riot.
However, for the overseas version of the programme, it would not be on air until half a month later, and overall it was pushed back a month from China. Because, they have to re-edit, add adverts, make notes, as well as …… with translated subtitles.
After Li Tiezhu played TieDan’s ding ding for a few days, he went to the mountains to record the programme again, which is the fourth issue of Oh Exempt Primitive.
At this time, the Primitive House has changed drastically from the very beginning.
On the west side of the small courtyard, a two-storey bamboo basket rose up, with two rooms upstairs and two rooms downstairs, spacious and bright. The two upstairs houses and two downstairs houses are spacious and bright. They are connected to the original bamboo house and form an L-shaped building, which has now been made into a warehouse, a firewood room and a bean sprout room.
This is the second phase of the fruits of labour, room Bo and Sun Lei by Li Tiezhu drained the last ounce of strength before being released, the two vowed never to come back to this show.
And the most exaggerated result, which was completed in the third instalment, is that the primitive house has – earthy flavoured tap water.