“Precious? Are you for real?”
“No?”
“Flora, don’t believe the gossip, these people hack me all the time, saying I’m lousy and stingy and never treats or anything.”
“You’re very unconvincing like this, Old Zhou.”
Star Chow gave up explaining, he himself felt that his true statement sounded like sophistry, which hurt him. I’m such a person with solid character and abundant martial virtues, why is it that no one believes me when I speak?
There must be something wrong with the world.
“Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang, on a night with stars, the plane flew over head ……”
Star Chow comes out of the house singing with a helpless expression.
Yuanhua: “Did you shoot it down?”
Star Chow: “What?”
Yuanhua: “The plane that flew over your head that night.”
Star Chow: “Nuts!”
Precious, who was grabbing water from Bakudo under the tap to rinse her feet, glanced at Star Chow and Yuanhua, turned around and twisted away, “Nasty ……”
With a petulant face, she passed by Huang Yi Yi and added: “Every good thing about men, yuck!”
Huang Yi Yi instantly overturned a jar of vinegar in her heart, so it’s true!
Seeing Huang Yi Yi’s expression, Ah Zhen even more shy, flew away, finished finished, even Huang Yi Yi this kind of know Master Star crush me, so shameful! I’m so ashamed! Master Star is also right, this kind of thing is just buried in the heart, why tell others?
Obviously, the version that Precious heard was different from the others.
Star of the Week froze and looked at Precious to make a show of escape, shrugged his shoulders, shook his head with a bitter smile and then walked towards Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu decisively picked up the phone: ”Hello? Ah! Yes yes yes …… this thing is very complicated like, I will find a quiet place to talk to you properly.”
Star of the Week took off Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone, and the screen was all black.
“It’s to have a good chat! Let’s go. Smoke?”
“Not smoking, will.”
“Then have one, what do you mean? Didn’t you say you’d keep your mouth shut?”
“These are hot. Where did you get them? It’s not fake, is it?”
“Oh.”
“So what? I didn’t say anything.”
“Have you ever seen a fist the size of a sandbag?”
“I was wrong.”
After training Li Tiezhu cold sweat, Star Chow only turned around and walked away with a cigarette in his mouth, yelling at the people watching the show while walking: “What are you looking at? Have you never seen such a handsome director? Get to work, we’re about to start shooting! You can’t help it!”
Li Tiezhu wiped off his sweat and found a corner to shrink down and read the script.
Lower IQ is really still a dangerous thing, after spending 100 IQ points on Lost in Transit last night, the IQ value dropped by another six points.
Originally, he was at 95 IQ points, and there were still 94 points inside his balance.
Now it became like this:
Current Intelligence Value: 89 points. (Upper limit 109 points)
Remaining Intelligence Value: 0 points.
Music Achievement: 15442 points.
Variety Achievements: 8438 points.
Film and TV Achievements: 8298 points.
Jitterbug Fans: 138.11 million.
Cat Domestication Degree: 99%.
[Main Quest No.5: Box Office Over 10 Billion, Reward Intelligence Value 66 points, Reward Lucky Rubber Shoes one pair].
Possessed Abilities: Mind Damage Skill (Passive), Absolute Tone Sense, Advanced Singing Skill, Intermediate Acting Skill
Props: Listening Charm X3
Really damn once back to the liberation of the past, when his initial intelligence value of 87 points, tossed two years 89?
Li Tiezhu can only comfort himself, stupid people have stupid blessings, low intelligence value helps physical and mental health.
This is not, just by the star of the week to train the dog’s blood, he turned his eyes and happy again, wow, the night to go to the cat to talk about life philosophy and poetry and song, really happy! Chatting her to death!
In the afternoon, the filming continued.
This part of the film is the scene where Li Tiezhu is hit by a knife, which can be considered the most exciting part of the whole film, Star Chow is extremely demanding.
Li Tiezhu, after the wisdom drop, looked even worse, with a face of hopelessness that was spot on.
This episode, there are a lot of no physical performance, which is more difficult for Li Tiezhu. For example, sticking a knife in his body and dropping the doctor’s poisonous snake all made it a bit difficult for him to act.
In the end, Star Chow had the props team get him knives and snakes with teeth pulled out before Li Tie Zhu finished acting.
Everyone started to wrap up.
Li Tiezhu pinched a snake and rubbed it wrongly on his body, scaring Huang Yi Yi and almost peeing. After surrendering his wits, Li Tiezhu, who is good at confusing behaviour, is back.
Star Chow: “What are you doing? Give the snake back, spend money to rent, play dead you compensate ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s too hot, I’ll return it when it cools down.”
The snake is cold.
This section, was filmed by the staff of the director’s team, passed on Jitterbug up, and then Li Tiezhu on the hot search.
Routine operation!
Since the discovery of Li Tiezhu’s hot search physique, each of his crew, will find a way to film his confusing behaviour and send it online, the publicity effect is great.
This is how Soldier’s Assault was warmed up in the beginning.
The phone shook in his trouser pocket, Li Tiezhu lost the snake, pulled out the mobile phone to see, but it is the master s phone? This is the old life star on …… No, it is the iron tree blossoming ah!
“Hello? Master!”
From the opposite side came Cheng Dalong’s fake kind voice: “How was the filming at Star Chow’s? Did he scold you?”
Li Tiezhu glanced at Star Chow and said, “Master Star is quite good to me! He’s handsome and kind, and he speaks well, he treats me well, and often invites me to dinner.”
Cheng Da Long: “Got it! He’s mean and evil and dabbles in food and drink right? He’s just so classless, ignore him.”
“Okay.”
“It’s like this, I’ve been shooting a new film recently, it’s also a New Year’s Eve film, big investment and big production! I just thought of giving you a chance to test how your self-taught martial arts background is doing. So, you’ll be playing the third male role! Don’t say Master doesn’t take care of you.”
“When?”
“Next month. At that time, you should have just finished filming Kung Fu and just have the time.”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, and sure enough, there was time, what to do? He frantically picked at his little brain, how should he reasonably refuse? Let’s delay it for a while first.
Li Tiezhu said, “What is the name of Master’s new film?”
“Magical Detective Pu Songling! Fantasy, martial arts, and funny all in one.”
“Ah, awesome.”
It’s a bad film as soon as you hear it!
Li Tiezhu scalp numb, just at this time, the mobile phone shook again, Li Tiezhu took a look, Wu Jing sent a WeChat, let Li Tiezhu go to guest star in a sci-fi film called “Wandering Earth”.
Li Tiezhu immediately said into the phone, “Master! It’s not a coincidence, is it? I’ve just promised Wu Jing here to guest star in Wandering Earth, a sci-fi film.”
Cheng Dalong: “He’s not filming War Dragon 3?”
“It’s not that he directed it, he invested in it and acted in it, and there’s also Uncle …… I promised on my side, hey! Really unfortunate, master I can not come to help you.”
“So ah …… that hang up.”
“Master pay attention to the body, filming don’t be too tired, be careful not to ……”
Doh~
Too realistic.
Li Tiezhu dejectedly shook his shoulders, although I don’t have enough intellectual value, but now I’ve been mixing for more than two years, plus the teaching of the magical animals, and I’m already very experienced.
Want to pit me?
Not that easy!
Never call me all year round, never call me for filming, suddenly contact that is either borrowing money or trying to pit people.
This kind of master …… how lovely?
Plastic master and disciple love a thousand feet deep, less than the master cover my love!
After rejecting the master, Li Tiezhu backhandedly called Wu Jing, obviously Wu Jing is more reliable. Moreover, as the sun is rising, it is impossible for him to take over a bad film now, and a film that he is willing to star in and provide help should be more promising.
Soon he made a deal with Wu Jing, and because the part was not much, it was confirmed that he would go for a week’s filming next month.
Li Tiezhu was such a steal.
It was obvious that both of them were pulling Li Tiezhu to punch the popularity of the new film.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu refused Star Chow’s kind offer to treat him to dinner and slipped out to find Leng Ba.
Star Chow’s treat, that was also forced by Liu Xiaohua, not to be taken seriously.
In the new secret base, Li Tiezhu was holding a whip in his right hand and carrying a beer in his left hand, snapping, Leng Ba exclaimed in shock.
“Master, you are also too powerful, right? Pump it hard!”
“Can’t be too hard, this is technical work, you don’t understand.”
“Ohhh, no wonder it doesn’t spin when I pump it.”
“Practice makes perfect, just play a few more times. You’re such a big man, why do you still want to play this?”
“A straight male suitor gave it to me.”
“What did he think? Giving a girl a gyro?”
“Heh …… you’re a straight guy yourself, and you still have the nerve to talk about others? At that time, I was complaining on the set that my back injury was back, and in a few days I was going to record Dance Forest Conference again, and I didn’t know if I could dance, and when he heard that, he bought me a pair of gyros, and said, smoking a gyro can fitness and strengthen the body to speed up the recovery. All I can say is, it makes sense!”
Leng Ba also took a bottle of pre-mixed cocktail and said helplessly.
Li Tiezhu said, “Oh.”
Leng Ba pretended to be angry: “Oh and that’s it? Don’t you ask who is chasing me? Aren’t you afraid that I will say yes to him?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not afraid.”
Leng Ba is also speechless: “That …… that I waist injury, what are you going to send me?”
Li Tiezhu picked up the gyro, put it on the coffee table, sat down in the sofa, and said, “I called my third uncle and asked him to buy some doggerel in the town and send it to you. Back then, my old man’s waist was broken, and after a few years of sticking that plaster on the back, he was able to battle Aunt Liu later.”
Leng Ba: “It’s not as good as a f*cking gyro! You steel straight man.”
Li Tiezhu frowned, the plaster is so good, how is it a straight man?
Leng Ba put down the bottle of wine and slowly squatted to Li Tiezhu’s legs: “Meow ……”
Li Tiezhu nodded.
The cat got permission and operated skilfully, very gentle and well-behaved, like a real cat.
In the cat’s place, Li Tiezhu was even more sought after.
“Hiss–”
Li Tiezhu took a sip of beer to suppress the shock.
Cat Zi raised her head, her sticky red lips slightly opened and closed, “Are you just greedy for my body? No feelings for me at all?”
Li Tiezhu: “No! What I like is your interesting soul.”
A thousand times true!
This point, Li Tiezhu did not lie, flat chest, he felt that the cat’s degree of interesting, can be much higher than Erha.
Seeing Li Tiezhu’s eyes sincere, Leng Ba slightly arrogant smile, flew a glance at Li Tiezhu, bought down the body, more hard work.
Li Tiezhu caressed Leng Ba’s delicate face and sighed: “Tonight’s beer is really good! Kitten, do you want some?”
Leng Ba gulped, “Mmmmm …… I’ll drink it later.”