Huang Daming actually had the good sense to show an exaggerated expression of surprise, as if to say, “You’re actually making me take the blame? I’m the head of the Pot Dumping Sect eh! Believe it or not, I’ll fork you twice.
Li Tiezhu then forked him again, ”I don’t blame you! But the viewers will surely troll you, look!”
Said Li Tiezhu, pointing to his head.
Huang Daming: “Look at what?”
Li Tiezhu was serious: “The pop-ups! Densely packed, absolutely most people are spraying you, when the shop manager does not bring money, but also asked a cook who just came for a day why he does not bring money. It doesn’t make sense! I’ve been around the kitchen all day and haven’t even seen foreign money.”
The pop-up screen was as Li Tiezhu expected:
“Huang Daming this pot dumping, why don’t you go throw a lead balloon?”
“Shouldn’t you take the money?”
“You are the shop manager yourself and still ask others.”
“It’s all someone else’s problem, he’s the one who’s right.”
“This time it really disgusted me. What the hell does Tie Zhu know about taking money?”
“Huang Da Ming look here, HE! TUI~”
“Serious brother has no problem with clear logic.”
“What kind of expression, and rolling your eyes?”
“Tie Zhu give me a dislike for him!”
Li Tiezhu decisively responded to the pop-up call and said, “Uncle! Are you not in the habit of taking money? Usually you don’t bring money either, it’s the assistant who manages these things?”
Huang Daming also knew that this pot could not be shaken off, after all, Li Tiezhu was new, he said, “Right!”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Hey, you stars ah, it’s simply a giant baby baby, without assistants, even eating and dressing are difficult …… Look at me, never with an assistant.”
Huang Daming more impatient, you put this black me interesting?
Li Tiezhu took out a bank card from his trouser pocket and said, “Luckily, before I left, Zhu’er gave me a global black gold card.”
Huang Daming immediately eyes are bright: “How much credit?”
Li Tiezhu: “Three million Euros. What? Your big baby didn’t prepare you for an emergency? Bamboo also stuffed tens of thousands of cash, two rechargeable treasures and a spare mobile phone in my suitcase for fear that I would get lost.”
Huang Daming smiled sarcastically, I’m the big president, how can I let a woman take care of me? Of course I’m the one taking care of her!
“It’s good to have money! It’s good to have money.”
Huang Daming also stopped dumping the pot, now Li Tiezhu is the big master, otherwise he has to go back again.
Li Tiezhu said, “You have to pay it back!”
“Of course. How can uncle renege on the debt?”
“That’s hard to say, there’s not a single decent celebrity these days, except for my family’s Zhu’er.”
“Keep buying and buying?”
“Buy!”
The pop-up screen soured:
“I’m f*cking eating dog food until I’m full! Too sweet.”
“Bamboo is the best!”
“Is it okay to be afraid that Serious Brother will get lost?”
“Isn’t there a video on the internet of Serious Brother getting lost on set for half an hour?”
“Where can I get such a cute psycho girlfriend?”
“Tiehouwa is really good ……”
“Indeed, Li Tiezhu doesn’t look too smart subzi.”
“He belongs to the category of having an IQ comparable to Einstein when he dislikes people, and usually having an IQ of Xu Sanduo.”
On the other hand, Yang Xiaoxue and Wang Xiaokai went to the print shop again to print new menus.
Then Primary School invited Wang Xiaokai to have coffee, Wang Xiaokai started to be leathery again, and insisted on taking her to the most expensive one, her footsteps were so fast that Yang Xiaoxue struggled to catch up, and she couldn’t speak well.
Wang Xiaokai: “I want that coffee, that way it looks like you have sincerity, in addition to bring a cup of packing for Tiezhu, he doesn’t like and coffee, order a cup of the cheapest will do.”
Arriving at the coffee shop, Yang Xiao Xue touched out all her belongings forty euros: “Don’t order too expensive ah, brother!”
Wang Xiaokai ordered a portion of two American style, three pieces, one for himself and one for Li Tiezhu. Yang Xiaoxue also ordered a cup of American style, ordered two desserts.
After ordering, Yang Xiaoxue said sadly, “Fourteen, my two days’ salary.”
Wang Xiaokai said, “It’s okay, we’ll tell Tiezhu later that he’s twenty-five euros for this cup of coffee, and let him treat us next time.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Okay! Deal! But does he get paid that much?”
Wang Xiaokai smiles sluttishly, “Why does it have to be a salary? When he left the country the class president gave him a three million euro black card, the password is ******. Moreover, there are still tens of thousands of cash in his suitcase, hey …… I am going to force him to buy me a watch when he leaves, expensive. Get you a bag by then!”
“Is he so good at cheating? How did you know the password?”
“Quite a good cheat! The class president was afraid that he would forget the password, so he told me. Bean Batch often forgets passwords, and I still opened the password to his suitcase for him. Let me put it to you this way, as long as the squad leader isn’t around him, he’s our ATM.”
“Is your squad leader Song Zhu’er?”
“Yeah! Who else could it be but her? One is incredibly smart and the other is Schrodinger’s IQ!”
“Suddenly high and low? But I see that Tie Zhu is so smart on the show, he’s super good at disliking people and stuff, look at how miserable Store Manager Huang is. Also, he has such a good sense of variety.”
“It’s talent! It has nothing to do with IQ. He’s not smart, but on any occasion, the one who suffers won’t be him.”
Wang Xiaokai took a bite of the dessert, didn’t like it, and put down the spoon in slight disgust, and Yang Xiaoxue threatened him that he had to finish it, or else he wouldn’t be allowed to leave.
The pop-ups said that they were sweetened, and some even suggested that the two of them get together:
“The two little ones are also too cute!”
“Can we just put the two of them and add another Tie Zhu.”
“High energy ahead.”
“Attention, here comes the famous scene.”
Only Yang Xiaoxue said with a stern face, “I’ll supervise you, right now I’m the position of Brother Da Ming.”
“Da …… hehe!”Wang Xiaokai laughed, even a bit disdainful, then quickly entered the state of soaring acting, waving his hand, “I’m telling you, right is also a person right, wrong is also a person wrong, got it? Listen to me, OK?”
Can’t say it’s a perfect likeness, it can only be the same, Xiaokai is worthy of going to Nortel.
Yang Xiaoxue is a bit dumb, this also dare? After Tie Zhu came, Xiaokai, you’ve drifted!
Wang Xiaokai: “Yang Xiaoxue, do you want to have a meeting or eat this meat? If you want to eat the meat, we’ll wait for you, is that okay?”
Yang Xiaoxue has a flash of light and makes a Xu Sanduo style blank stare, “Food, food without words, sleep without words.”
Wang Xiaokai: “How did this happen again? Didn’t you say to tell me if you’re leaving or not? Don’t be like this again in the future! Got it? Otherwise it’s tiring not being able to find someone.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “What will I tell you if I don’t leave? How can I tell you if I leave? Can’t find anyone you can call ah, if you don’t know how I can teach you, look, take out your mobile phone and open the address book, select the contact you want to call and press down, hey yes yes, that’s it ……”
Wang Xiaokai are confused, this is very Li Tiezhu.
Wang Xiaokai refused to admit defeat: “Good your idea is very good! But my idea is %&*$#%……”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Your idea is not good, you’d better do more work! We’ll teach you, don’t be afraid.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Have you all finished? I’ll summarise when I’ve finished ……”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Shopkeeper, you wash the dishes first.”
“Your mobile phones should be around all the time every minute and every second, contacting at any time …… What’s the point of calling for me? I’m busy, I don’t have time to look at my phone ……”
“Bamboo said that mobile phones are radioactive …… Why don’t you answer the phone? Are you not going to use it?”
“Hahahahaha …… can’t use a mobile phone can be okay! This is very Li Tiezhu!”
Wang Xiaokai was overjoyed and gave Yang Xiaoxue kudos.
Yang Xiaoxue: “I found it so cool to learn how to talk like Li Tiezhu! It feels like I’m invincible and can do without fearing anyone!”
Wang Xiaokai: “Again! You’ve made mistakes, you’ve made mistakes, you’ve made mistakes …… but, in the end, it’s one person’s fault, my fault, it’s me who didn’t keep an eye on you guys!”
Yang Xiaoxue: “Isn’t your fault that you can’t do anything? Only staring at others.”
In the end, Wang Xiaokai, as usual, wimped out and said to the cameraman, “If you guys dare to release this footage, you’re dead.”
The screen suddenly went black and a line of large letters appeared:
“Let’s die together!”
Yang Xiaoxue said, “They’ll definitely release it, but don’t be afraid, by the time the shop manager sees this, the season will be almost finished recording. I suddenly have a bold idea!”
Wang Xiaokai waved his hands in a row and laughed abjectly, “No, no, no, I still want to live.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “From now on, I’ll talk like Li Tiezhu, and you’ll talk like Shopkeeper Huang, how about it?”
Wang Xiaokai: “That’s not good, is it? It will kill people.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “It can’t die! Viewers who agree, deduct 1 for the pop-up.”
Wang Xiaokai: “Where ah just pop-ups ……”
In fact when it plays here, the pop-ups are all 1’s except for the ones that say death by laughter.
Wang Xiaokai says: “The two newcomers got to the point where it was time for who was going to go and who was staying, I would have abstained then anyway, I think they’re both good.”
Yang Xiaoxue: “There aren’t enough people to work, and you’re eliminating one? Then why not eliminate the one who can’t work the least?”
Wang Xiaokai froze.
Yang Xiaoxue: “That way, Uncle Huang will have pressure and motivation to work. Don’t thank me! Uncle!”
Wang Xiaokai: “Pfft …… If you want to learn from Tie Zhu for one period, then I’ll really dare to learn from Uncle Huang.”
The two high-fived and swore, deciding to screw him for a pike.
On the other hand, Qin Lu and the two newcomers are working in the kitchen, getting along extremely well, Xiao Zhuo is selling cute, Xiao He is doing comedy, and it’s quite amusing.
The pop-up screen directly exclaimed, this is the real them.
Without the depression of the shop manager, both on Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xue’s side and the kitchen trio were very relaxed and happy.
Qin Lu was feeling guilty for yelling at Xiao Zhuo yesterday, Xiao He said:
“This is also Sister Lu, if it were Tie Zhu, after yelling at you, he would have to ask you, what did you learn from what just happened? Did you learn any lessons?”
Xiao Zhuo suddenly laughed, he was really a little false Li Tiezhu.
Qin Lu said, “Hahaha …… Tiezhu is really too cute, especially when he helps the shop manager, hahaha ……”
Then, Huang Daming wearing sunglasses aura full of carrying things walked in: “What are laughing so happy? Are you guys happy that I’m not here? Is the work all done? Nothing happened, right?”
Xiao Zhuo and Xiao He immediately returned to their positions, busy doing the work that had already been done.
Li Tiezhu put his things on the ground, “Uncle! Return the money.”
Huang Daming was suddenly absent: “Sister Lu, give Tiezhu three hundred euros, today we forgot to bring money, it was Tiezhu who advanced it.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Uncle, what did you learn from this incident?”
Huang Daming: “I ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Look! You have to bring money to buy things, you are the shop manager, this kind of small thing is not good, it will affect your glorious image. Of course, we don’t blame you, after all, you don’t know anything.”
In disliking Huang Daming, Li Tiezhu’s IQ was once again pulled up.