On the segment of carrying essence, Li Tiezhu should be the most senior kind, after all, he is not fighting alone, he relies on the passive skills of the system.
Liu Mei finally stopped talking, but still did not recognise Li Tiezhu’s insights.
Li Tiezhu added: “Moreover, to put it mildly, Zhou Erkang, Su Lihui and you, have not said anything about your own work, is it because you don’t feel the need to say it? Is it because you feel that everyone must know? The same goes for Brother Cheung Tong, I don’t understand who doesn’t know his works? You can’t not know “Meteor Shower” or “Bun Bun Come and Eat”, but you can’t not know “War Dragon 2″, right? If he wants to say his masterpiece, it belongs to showing off! So, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Brother Tang.”
Liu Mei: “Hey, Li Tiezhu, do you think I’m asking too much?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah! The main thing is that you don’t like the young people’s dramas and songs, and you don’t know if it’s true or not if you just make up a random name and tell you. For example, I have a masterpiece called ‘Old Driver Take Me’, do you guess if it’s real or fake?”
Liu Mei was speechless, “Is it a song?”
Meng Zoe immediately sang, “Old driver take me, I’m going to Kunming ……”
The persona her company had created for her was actually a bit on the Song Zhu’er side, very neurotic, which was mainly because her own personality was not pleasant.
The others burst out laughing, and the atmosphere eerily recovered a bit.
Li Tiezhu added: ”Another example, what about your masterpiece, Auntie Liu Mei? Let me say it for you, that guy, that battle …… gongs and drums and firecrackers, red flags and a sea of people ……”
Liu Mei covered her face: “Don’t say it! You’re a dead kid!”
You see, they themselves are ashamed up, but also let others say.
Everyone’s laughter became even more unrestrained, when the strongest person in a group is teased, the others can always relax.
Li Tiezhu added, “So, I actually quite like Brother Tang, because he’s cool, the kind of cool that doesn’t flaunt its outward appearance, the inner cool.”
Zhang Tang also couldn’t help but smile, just like everyone else.
Li Tiezhu: “Why should an artiste’s work speak for itself? Shouldn’t it be familiar to other people’s ears and pop right out? It’s like gongs and drums and firecrackers, right? Auntie Liu Mei! So the whole saying your own masterpieces thing is just not cool! We should do it like this, someone else introduces himself, and the rest of us say his work.”
“Great!”
“That’s a great idea.”
“Totally agree.”
Everyone else thought this way was more relaxed and less awkward.
Pop-up:
“The way Brother Positive isn’t afraid of offending people is handsome.”
“I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with Brother Tang.”
“Mei probably really didn’t mean to pick a fight, but she clearly doesn’t understand the mentality of poor students.”
“Is Inner Cool okay?”
“The Chief Spitting Officer is by far the most reliable.”
“It’s a pity Tie Zhu can’t be resident.”
“Why not? It would feel interesting if he spat on the sidelines every episode.”
“He’s going to make a new film.”
The self-introductions continued and went very smoothly.
After that the crew finally announced the direction and rules of the show, which simply meant that there were no rules, and it was up to the residents of Peach Blossom Dock to come up with their own money and do whatever they wanted. In a nutshell, apart from those scripts that were full of loopholes at the very beginning, there was no fixed script at the back, this was an open variety show, more open than Primitive Man.
In Primitive Man, at least Li Tiezhu’s trio’s goal was still clear, which was to create a livable countryside flat.
And here? There is no shortage of anything, and it can even be said that it is high-grade.
Thus, the time to test the dockmaster arrived.
Dockmaster Chen San started scratching his head with his notebook and said, “I think it’s like this, there are four things to be addressed in this meeting. The first one is to introduce yourself, which is already done. The second is how much money to pay out, the third how to manage the money, and the fourth is how to eat dinner. I think these four things ……”
Su Li Hui interrupted, “I want to ask one thing first, what about water? Do we have to buy it ourselves as well?”
Chen San: “We can give any opinions on our lives, I’ll collect them first ……”
Zhang Tang: “Actually, I have a suggestion, Dockmaster, what about water, food, these are all trivial matters, I think first of all, we need to reach a consensus on what we are here for, right?”
Chen San: “Good! This issue may take a longer time to discuss, everyone say something about their ideal ……”
Su Basha: “Never start the discussion first, everyone’s ideas must be different.”
Li Qinxue: “We’ll change the topic every time one of us speaks.”
Zhou covered his face with laughter again, too true.
Meng Zoe: “I think we should pay first?”
Liu Mei: “Let me ask first, what are we paying for?”
When it came to the issue of money, everyone came out enthusiastically and spoke up, Zhou Erkang strived to separate his personal life from public funds, but under the siege of Su Basha and the other girls, he decisively chose to shut up, and the girls had very different views from each other.
Liu Mei: “One of the first points we make is that we’re not a survival programme, life doesn’t carry that much weight ……”
Su Basha: “I don’t agree, I think we can only talk about ideals if we secure our lives, eating is always possible, right?”
Su Li Hui: “We are here to build Peach Blossom Dock, it needs to spend money, not on our lives.”
The argument began to heat up, and, it was all the girls talking, the boys were silent, especially Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang, smart men who knew the right thing to do was to shut up.
At this time, Chen Sanwu Chief was confused.
“Heh heh heh heh uh ……”
Li Tiezhu suddenly laughed, this is a group of rabble, the voice of the reasoned people all pressed down, but also argued to the outside strength.
He laughed extraordinarily happy, the voice is not big, but the amplitude of movement is not small.
In fact, he had wanted to laugh for a long time, from the first time these guys met the fake smile social start, has been holding back until the election of the dockmaster, he endured, at this time looking at Chen San’s confused look, really can not hold back.
Meng Zuoi squinted at Li Tiezhu: ”Tiezhu what are you laughing at? Think we’re saying all the wrong things are we?”
Meng Zoe looked at Chen San, then puffed out a laugh.
The others also laughed.
Chen San skimmed his mouth and shook his head.
Li Tiezhu arrived, “I told you, you’re the one who was the experiment!”
The pop-ups were extraordinarily cheerful as the programme played on:
“It’s really a clusterf*ck, the dockmaster is too difficult.”
“Who made him want to be the dockmaster himself? Su Basha wanted to be it so badly, he preferred to venture out.”
“It’s the same for whoever becomes it.”
“Tie Zhu is right, Dockmaster is the one who is the experiment.”
“Don’t you guys think that the dockmaster is really like a koda duck?”
“If it was Li Tiezhu’s own show, he definitely wouldn’t be watching the fun like this.”
“Use Ming Learning when things don’t work out! Like Huang Da Ming dictating, right?”
“Right, as long as we don’t meet such goods as Li Tiezhu, it’s not a big problem for one person to clap.”
“Look at Zhang Tang and Zhou Erkang, they’re going crazy!”
“I’d have to go crazy if it was me.”
Chen San was still unconvinced and asked back, “Then how do you think this should be decided?”
Li Tiezhu: “It has nothing to do with me. The main thing is that you are too soft, like mud, anyone who pinches it will deform, if it’s Tang, it won’t be, no one can pinch a straight man of steel.”
Zhang Tang: “I really envy you, brother.”
Li Tiezhu’s status was extraordinarily transcendent, and he could enjoy the farce that was happening here, but he was different, he could only feel pain, a kind of pain where someone else writes one plus one equals three in your face.
Over there, the girls continued to argue, Li Tiezhu’s laugh was just an interlude.
Meng Zoe: “I propose that we just have fun with this show!”
Liu Mei: “Just make games! I think it’s fine, having fun is most important.”
Zhou waved his little hand again, “Yay! I love making games. Have fun!”
The other girls also cheered up, even Su Basha agreed: “Good food, good drink and good fun, this is the ideal life, so great!”
Liu Mei: “Our programme is a suburban tour group!”
Zhang Tang looked at Li Tiezhu, and the two of them also laughed, this is f*cking outrageous!
Zhou Erkang still wanted to struggle a bit, “Hey hey hey?”
But the girls’ ecstatic screams overpowered his voice, or pretended not to hear and ignored it.
Zhou Erkang copped a hand and smiled bitterly in despair at Li Tiezhu and Zhang Tang, who were beside him, “Hey, that’s hilarious enough! Aren’t you two going to talk about it?”
Zhang Tang shook his head, why bother?
Li Tiezhu spread his hands, it’s none of my business, I’ve never seen such a chaotic and strange programme in my f*cking life, interesting. In the recording site are watching the music, after cutting out should also be quite interesting, only non-sense fear will not be less.
Zhou Erkang looks to the dockmaster: “Koda Duck, what about you?”
Chen San: “Koda, Koda ……”
Guo Da Lin: “The dockmaster has been hollowed out I tell you, hahaha ……”
Chen San could only laugh helplessly.
At this time, President Su Basha waved her hand: “Structural problems are put aside first, let’s do this, everyone pays for food first.”
Li Qinxue: “Right, pay the catering fee.”
Several other people also seconded the motion.
Finally, Liu Mei clapped: “One person first pay six hundred and fifty.”
It could be seen that Su Lihui all showed a surprised expression, obviously disagreeing a bit with this figure, but she didn’t say anything.
Su Basha: “Six hundred and fifty really isn’t enough for one day.”
Liu Mei: “Why?”
Subasha says with the expression of someone talking to a retard, “Wow! You don’t drink milk in the morning? You don’t eat eggs in the morning? We have to eat better ah, I can not be so bad food.”
Liu Mei is furious ah, stood up and sighed heavily, walked next to Su Li Hui.
Su Li Hui: “We’ll have another meeting when it’s not enough!”
And so the matter was settled.
Dockmaster Chen Sanxiao became a fuzzy koda duck, completely uninvolved, and turned into a record of the meeting.
On the other side, Li Tiezhu, Zhang Tang and Zhou Erkang were cowering in the corner laughing non-stop, feeling like they weren’t here to do the show’s mission but to join a self-funded travelling tour, of which Li Tiezhu was still the one who laughed the loudest.
Zhang Tang: “Very good, no need to invest, just pay for food.”
Zhou Erkang: “Doesn’t this change the flavour? No, Tiezhu you have to say a few words, you have to say a few words.”
Li Tiezhu: “I like to see them make a fuss, don’t say anything.”
Zhou Erkang: “Uncle begged you, now only rely on you to sanction them.”
Li Tiezhu reluctantly stood up and said, “Sisters, it’s all finalised, right? Then I’ll spit out a few words? This is my job duty.”
“Good! You say it.”
“Watch your attitude.”
“Be euphemistic.”
The sisters got high, and they were not polite to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s very simple, this money, if you have to manage food and drink, then you don’t want to use the same amount of money to invest in renovation projects in the future, it’s messy. This is all well and good, what I don’t understand the most is, how is six hundred and fifty dollars a day for a person’s food not enough? Auntie Subhasha, what is your ideal meal plan like?”