At this time, Zhang Tang and call Su Long show off, a group of northeastern people ate the old cheerful, after all, the same taste well. And Zhang Tang their family “traitor” Zhou Erkang, also over there to eat it.
Teacher Zhou can have what bad intentions?
He only despaired of the ones at home.
Meng Zoe loudly pressed, “Who are you looking down on? I cook super deliciously! It’s your loss if you don’t get to eat my cooking!”
Zhou Yatabe and Lai Xiaolin didn’t say anything and lowered their heads to eat in silence.
Both of them were not little transparent, they were considered newcomers who had done pretty well in the circle, apart from livestock like Li Tiezhu who couldn’t be compared, they weren’t that bad compared to anyone, and they were not inferior to the C-team stupid Meng Zoe in the slightest.
Zhou Erkang ignored Meng Zoyi: “I’ll take a look at the dishes Tie Zhu made.”
After Zhang Tang showed off the Hechuan pork slices, pepper chicken and mapo tofu, he directly skipped the scrambled eggs with ham and sausage, and handed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu: “Come on, take a look at their northeastern big messy stew, a large quantity and filling series.”
Zhou Erkang: “Tiezhu, although the Sichuan cuisine you make is full of colour and flavour, I just like to eat light, it’s healthy. I think Szechuan cuisine is oily and spicy, it’s unhealthy food just like burgers and fried chicken sodas.”
Ding!
A certain evil passive skill was activated in the Interdimensional Civic Classic Exchange System.
Li Tiezhu said, “Teacher Zhou, aren’t you not eating at lunch? Why are you eating with your mouth full of oil?”
Zhou Erkang: “Huh?”
The others on both ends of the mobile phone were caught off guard and sprayed with laughter, Li Qinxue even choked on her laughter, as if the vermicelli drilled into her nostrils, the thief pulled hard.
Meng Zoey said in a conspiratorial manner, “People are just talking, you guys won’t take it seriously, right?”
On the subject of offending people, she behaved very positively.
Zhou Erkang stammered and explained, “That is that they are not regular in their diet, and they don’t do a good job when they should eat ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t you want baking soda to soak vegetables? Pesticide messy stew you also eat?”
Zhou Erkang: “I, that …… you’re on the last day of this show, do you have to be like this? I am listening to your song to become old.”
Li Tiezhu showed no mercy: “So you have insisted for ten years on not eating after noon, in fact, not eating after midnight? Your organic and pure natural, in fact, the conditions do not allow a little pesticide? And you’ve insisted on wearing a mask for fifteen years, not because it’s healthy, but simply because you have big nostrils?”
“Pfft, cough cough cough ……”
Li Qinxue a piece of vermicelli sprayed out of her nostrils in the New Year.
Liu Mei also laughed her head off.
On this side, Zhang Tang laughed until he covered his face, Zhou Yatabe and Lai Xiaolin whispered and giggled, and Meng Zoey slapped the table and laughed bashfully.
Zhou Erkang was momentarily unable to fight: “Tiezhu, you should not spray for the sake of spraying, my persistence has my personal reasoning ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then why does the noon meal suddenly not adhere to it? Is it because …… it’s delicious?”
“I think ……”
“Is it delicious? Just say if it’s good to eat.”
“Erm …… I think it’s good, I was forced to give it up because I’m not regular here and I can’t eat enough.”
“Okay. So what, there’s a bottle of coke missing after moving stuff around this afternoon.”
“I drank it, it was too hot. Told you, you forgot?”
“Hey!”
Li Tiezhu hung up the phone with a beep and high-fived Meng Zoey, Zhang Tang, and the others as Zhou Erkang blew himself up.
Meng Zoey said, “All pissed off to the point of drinking soda, Teacher Zhou seems to be having an unhappy time on this show, it must be something we’re not doing right, it surely won’t be his problem!”
On the other side, Zhou Erkang explained, “That’s because it was so hot and moving things, it was really hot ……”
Pop-up:
“Holy crap, Zhou Erkang is bursting with chat.”
“Tie Zhu is worthy of being the God of Sanctions.”
“No lunch, pfft ……”
“Zhou Erkang actually drank cola? Laughing to death old man.”
“Large face-slapping scene.”
“In front of Li Tiezhu, no pretender is innocent.”
“The Law of True Fragrance!”
“Teacher Zhou don’t look for a remedy, the more you describe it, the darker it gets ……”
“Zhou Erkang: dinner is really fragrant, this ten years lost ah.”
Eat and drink, Li Tiezhu was about to say goodbye to everyone, suddenly heard that the Peach Blossom Dock again and again and again to meet, suddenly came to the spirit, and did not mention the matter of leaving. In his opinion, the essence of the Peach Blossom Dock lies in the meeting, a group of people divided into groups, a small number of people are happy and happy to play a little conflict is not, or the chicken flew to have a feeling.
So, he was ready to go to the meeting again, mainly because Song Zhu’er after drinking wine and took his friends to go to the disco, said it was to celebrate to take a good role.
On the way to the conference room, Meng Zoe quietly said to Li Tiezhu: “Wait for me in the car after the meeting, it’s cheap for you.”
Li Tiezhu thought, “What? You want to come and bribe me? I’m not even coming to this show ah.
After all the people arrived, Liu Mei first sent a message to set the main task of this meeting, that is, what to do tomorrow.
Dockmaster Chen San prepared a performance art – sleep.
In short, is to find a piece of open space in broad daylight, get a circle of sleeping bags, a group of people in that sleep for two or three hours.
After listening to Chen San’s description, the guests had different expressions, the low IQ ones directly revealed the expression of a dog in the sun, the medium IQ ones bowed their heads and pretended to be dead, and the high IQ ones followed and repeated Chen San’s keywords.
Su Li Hui habitually raised her left eyebrow, “The project is all ok la, but I suddenly want to hear what the Chief Spitting Officer thinks about this performance art eh.”
Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.
“Tie Zhu, tell us what you think?”
“Has Brother Zhu done performance art? Sounds cool right?”
Li Tiezhu was at a loss, carefully phrasing his words, “I don’t have much research for art, everyone knows I’m a bumpkin. So, I don’t know anything about performance art, I’m just simply saying from a bricklayer’s point of view, this thing is …… eating out of my hand.”
Meng Zoe: “Pfft …… well said.”
Guo Dalin: “Sister Meng, you’re not cool like this, how come you agree with everything Tie Zhu says every time? You have no opinion.”
Meng Zoe: “Because he’s a good comedian! Ha!”
Chen San was a little weak and said, “Performance art is the least utilitarian and most misunderstood form of art.”
Li Tiezhu: “Art that is not accepted by the public cannot be called art.”
Chen San nervously waved his hand, “I can give an example, a performance artist pushes a piece of ice on the road, keep walking until the ice is melted away, it puts a soul torture question to the audience, is it futile?”
Li Tiezhu: “Art is so cheap? It’s called a dog chasing a motorbike not understanding science (xio).”
Chen San: “We are talking about art, not science.”
Li Tiezhu shook his finger: “No, no, no, you’re definitely not art, my son exempt, this is absolutely confusing behaviour!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Goose goose goose goose ……”
The group of guests doubled over in laughter, and the most introverted Peng Yue was twitching with laughter.
Chen San instantly became incredibly embarrassed.
Pop-up screen:
“This performance art is so awkward!”
“Are you out of your mind? Can you do something meaningful?”
“It seems like Zhang Tang is the most sober.”
“If you can’t do it, you can learn from Sister Meng and pretend to be a demon.”
“Still Tie Zhu is ruthless!”
“The act of confusion sums it up well, it’s very performance art.”
“Li Boqian: dog chu motorbike does not understand science, I back Nima’s time.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Don’t be afraid, I’m not against you, I’m just saying my own perception. You also know that I don’t have much culture.”
Chen San: “No, no, no, I welcome all opinions and suggestions.”
Li Tiezhu: “Let me put it to you this way, if this kind of what you are talking about is behavioural artification, then my brother Qin Tao is a master of behavioural art! Qin Tao know it? It’s Guo Da Lin’s daughter-in-law.”
Guo Da Lin at first raised his hand to recognise him, but later scolded, “Get lost! That’s my partner, say me you may not know, so tell you what, mouldy’s new boyfriend, yes, all know it right? It’s that fat bastard. He confused behaviour can be a lot, no, I mean, his performance art anytime, anywhere.”
Li Tiezhu: “He really pissed upside down once, and the end was rather miserable.”
Guo Dalin: “Last time, our master Yu teacher drinking white wine and smoking cigarettes, he had to perform an unarmed smoke extinguisher for his master, my master almost entered the ICU that night.”
Li Tiezhu said, “In short, I just feel that the matter of collective sleeping is meaningless, it’s better than Ou Er knitting jumpers for trees. Of course, you guys should do it, I’m just saying. But there is one thing!”
Chen San: “You say.”
Li Tiezhu: “I won’t be coming tomorrow, but remind the programme team to pay more attention to the condition of the guests when confusing the behaviour. The weather is quite hot now, you just talk about sleeping, in case you get heatstroke, you won’t even know if you sleep hard.”
Chen San: “Erm ……”
He was obviously a bit unhappy, this group of entertainers didn’t understand art at all, especially that most gifted and talented guy who didn’t have any artistic perception at all.
The entertainment industry has degenerated ah!
Liu Mei rounded off the scene and said, ”I do hope that everyone can support this, just together! Let’s do this confusing act together.”
Chen San weakly said, “It’s performance art.”
Liu Mei: “Ah yes, it’s behavioural confusion …… art, behavioural art.”
Another burst of laughter, and then everyone continued to meet, and tomorrow also perform the programme and so on, sounds boring, good thing Li Tiezhu will not come tomorrow.
And then, the programme rehearsal and so on, simply get half an hour, not serious at all.
Singing rehearsal, Zhang Tang also ridiculed Meng Zoe singing skills suck: “Your school’s voice stage shape table good ah!”
Meng Zoe pulled over Li Tiezhu: “Let him sing for you? Does your school have a singer of this calibre?”
Zhou whispered again, “Sister, don’t lose face, Tie Zhu dancing is even more disgraceful to the school.”
Just very perfunctory, the so-called training rehearsal, just sang two or three times, everyone slipped away, not dedicated at all.
Li Tiezhu also said goodbye to the others, went outside to start his newly purchased small black man, and then the school sister Meng Zoey walked over with a step and three shakes, sort of as promised.
Meng Zoe into Li Tiezhu’s car, the jacket off, revealing the shoulders of the face seductively said: “Come on, to sister blow a paragraph of comedy.”
Li Tiezhu was at a loss, what is this confusing behaviour?
Meng Zoe only thought that he was bad stimulated by himself, and thought smugly, Hey, when you start messing around, I’ll tell you that the comedy I’m talking about is a real comedy, why are you so shameless. Ha! It was exciting to think about!
“Come on, I’ve got my clothes off, what are you waiting for? How about you drive to a more remote place and then blow?”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t figure out how a demonic actress liked comedy so much, thought about it and said, “It’s a big night, I’m still going home! Sister, I will give you a few lines of loose commentary, two or three minutes can not?”
Meng Zoe suddenly shuddered, what kind of move is this?
Scattered Strikes?
I’ve never heard of it!
Two or three minutes? So fast? Who are you looking down on? I’m not even afraid of electric sisters!