The plane is about to take off, Li Tiezhu turned off his mobile phone, found that Zhao Liya next to him is still brushing the short video, couldn’t help but want to remind, but thought that she and he are now in the awkward period after excessive frankness, and a little embarrassed, so he hummed twice.
“吭哼哼……”
Zhao Liya ignored Li Tiezhu, looking at Li Boqian’s short video of commentary giggling, being a Xichuan people must watch Li Bobo.
Li Tiezhu looked around, there is not a play mobile phone anymore, whispered: “The plane is taking off.”
Zhao Liya still ignored him.
Li Tiezhu saw a beautiful flight attendant walk out, so he touched Zhao Liya with his arm.
“Ya!!!”
Zhao Liya jumped up with a scream.
Li Tiezhu was scared, what’s wrong with this?
Surrounding people look over strangely, fortunately it is the first class, the number of people is not too many to sign a photo of the also want to pass. Zhao Liya also did not have the good sense to break out, awkwardly smiled and sat down, and then stepped on the toes of Li Tiezhu’s foot, lowered his voice and questioned:
“What are you touching me for? Shameless!”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m just hand crutching to get you aha, you jang God jab le oh.”
Zhao Liya small face flushed: “I tell you, do not play what crooked idea, otherwise, I …… me to the police! Let you lose your reputation!”
She was speaking Mandarin, not Xichuan language.
Li Tiezhu wondered, “I’m just reminding you, the plane is going to fly, you are still brushing short videos.”
Zhao Liya milk ferocious milk ferocious reveal a pair of tiger teeth: “To you tube!”
Li Tiezhu can only shrug his shoulders and shake his head, really fragrant ah, more than two years have passed, the milky flavour on her body instead of weakening, but more intense for a few points, is also magical.
The flight attendants came towards this side, reminding and checking whether the travellers’ mobile phones were turned off along the way.
Li Tiezhu obediently took the initiative to hand over his mobile phone for the flight attendant to check.
The flight attendant, however, smiled, the rumoured Li Tiezhu was really naive and cute, she said, “Excuse me, Mr Li Tiezhu, is this the only mobile phone you have?”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Yes, mobile phones are so expensive, how bad is it to buy two.”
Songzhu’er is two mobile phones, one for work and one for private use, mainly used to ask for drinks and bungee jumping.
The stewardess couldn’t help but say, “Can I add your WeChat?”
Li Tiezhu: “My mobile phone is switched off.”
The air hostess laughed: “No matter, I’ll come to you after the plane lands, I’m your fan.”
Zhao Liya didn’t know which tendon was wrong and sneered, “He has a girlfriend, go ahead and add someone else’s WeChat.”
The flight attendant’s face stiffened, “This passenger, please turn off your mobile phone, thank you for your cooperation.”
Zhao Liya handed over her mobile phone, “I turned on the flight mode. The short videos are because I downloaded a buffering artefact, these videos are buffered in advance.”
Flight attendant: “Please switch off your mobile phone.”
“I turned on the flight mode.”
“According to my airline’s rules, passengers must switch off their mobile phones.”
“Then what’s the point of flight mode? Are you brain-dead? Flight mode is the same as switching off your mobile phone, it has no effect.”
“Please switch off your mobile phone.”
“Grass!”
Zhao Liya rolled her eyes, and under the compulsion of the curious gazes of the other travellers around her, she had no choice but to turn off her phone.
The flight attendant added, “This young lady.”
Of course she knew Zhao Liya, and in these two years Zhao Liya’s momentum was also very strong, and could be said to be the strongest female newcomer in the music industry, but the stewardess just pretended that she didn’t know her.
Hmph! What’s with the tugging? Isn’t she just a star? Just a pretty face. I’ll kill you if you take off your clothes!
Che, little wannabe!
Zhao Liya frowned: “What’s wrong again?”
Flight Attendant: “Please hand over the milk you’re carrying, no liquids allowed on the plane, is this your first time on a plane? I don’t blame you, hand it over.”
Zhao Liya suddenly reddened her neck, “I didn’t bring any milk!”
Flight attendant: “Hand it over, I can smell it, I don’t blame you for your first time flying.”
Zhao Liya: “I often fly!”
Flight attendant: “Good! You often fly, it’s great, then …… hand over the milk.”
Zhao Liya: “I, I ……”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t bear it anymore, and said to the flight attendant: “She didn’t carry milk privately, we are together, I know this rule, and I even wrote it in the script of my new film. So, we didn’t carry milk privately.”
Flight Attendant: “Then what’s with the heavy milky flavour? Don’t tell me it’s milk candy!”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s body odour, her body odour, don’t believe you smell it?”
The stewardess half-heartedly came over and sniffed around.
Zhao Liya died on the spot socially, and the nearby travellers had glowing eyes, and others inhaled violently.
Then, the air hostess glanced at Zhao Liya with slight jealousy and turned to go, “It’s really …… all milky!”
Zhao Liya blushed like a red apple.
Li Tiezhu said to Zhao Liya as if he was inviting credit: “Don’t thank me, I know you are shy, so I helped you say it, lest you be embarrassed.”
Zhao Liya gritted her teeth: “Thank you!”
Li Tiezhu: “polite a shovel shovel, we two what relationship well, say those.”
Zhao Liya stomped on Li Tiezhu toes: “What relationship do we have? No any relationship, you get clear!”
Rabbit smashed anxious eyes.
That night, she was forced to open in front of Li Tiezhu performed a number of shows, hard to say there is no relationship, that is indeed also a bit far-fetched. But to say there is a relationship, this relationship is really not good.
Li Tiezhu endured the pain, looking at the graceful back of the stewardess gradually moving away, lost in thought.
“What are you looking at?”
Zhao Liya’s foot exerted force.
Li Tiezhu did not hurt at all, because the rabbit smashing force is small, he turned his head and said, “I suddenly have a bold idea.”
Zhao Liya: “Do not say!”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, didn’t intend to tell you ah, I just got some inspiration from the incident with the stewardess just now. Then, he put the small tabletop down, took out his tablet computer and Bluetooth keyboard, and started to change the script.
Zhao Liya: “What kind of unseemly things are you blindly writing?”
Li Tiezhu: “The script of ‘Lost in Transit’, just now the flight attendant gave me some inspiration, I’ll record it.”
Zhao Liya made a face hot, decisively twisted the head, opened the mobile phone to continue to brush the short video stored in advance buffer.
Li Tiezhu is changing the script to change the happy it, suddenly heard a burst of malicious laughter from the side, can not help but turn his head to look.
Do not know, a look shocked.
Zhao Liya is brushing to the short video of Leng Ba learning to cat jump, to be more shameful and more shameful, especially in front of Zhao Liya, the originator. To say that Jitterbug is also really sandy, claiming that their algorithm is number one in the world, but always pushing brushed videos to people.
Zhao Liya watched the video, smiling deviously, and suddenly found that Li Tiezhu was peeping at the screen, immediately brushed off the video, and angrily said, “Peeking at what?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? Why? You can’t even look at it? I know it’s you who pitched the cat.”
Zhao Liya face more red: “You …… shameless.”
Li Tiezhu wondered, “What’s wrong with me? Why don’t you quit the zoo if you ignore me? And also made plans to trick Meng Zoey to punish Sister Leng Ba, and now also fierce me? Aren’t all these things your doing?”
Zhao Liya ground her teeth, unable to refute, and finally said, “Anyway, it’s all your fault.”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t argue well, skimmed his mouth and continued to change the script.
Zhao Liya took a peek at the script in the tablet, and was so angry that a mouthful of blood almost sprayed out.
Li Tiezhu this retard!
His inspiration then didn’t come from the flight attendant, but from her, Zhao Liya.
In the script, after Niu Geng drank a bucket of milk and got on the plane, Li Tiezhu added a storyline where the flight attendant came over and questioned Niu Geng if he had brought milk with him and asked him to hand it over. Li Chenggong witnessed Niu Geng drinking milk, so he joked that Niu Geng was eating Great White Rabbit Milk Candy, which Niu Geng denied. Li Chenggong also said that Niu Geng’s body odour is the smell of milk, so the stewardess went over to sniff it and found that there is no body odour but only body odour. At this time, Niu Geng hiccuped, the stewardess finally smelled the milk, covered her mouth and ran away.
This is such a plot, unwrapped look quite normal, but with the events just linked, but everywhere reveals malicious, at least for Zhao Liya is malicious.
However, what could she say?
Watching Li Tiezhu pounding the keyboard with great interest, Zhao Liya’s cheeks puffed up and she turned off her mobile phone, not interested in brushing the video.
Then, she lowered her head and sniffed secretly, the smell was really quite strong, and it couldn’t be helped.
……
At night, a certain roadside barbecue stall on Qingdao was doing a brisk business.
Ning Shi, Fang Bo, and Shen Mouteng were jerking off their waists, and today’s scenes were finished filming, and the results were very satisfactory. Therefore, Ning Shi privately paid for the treat, and also gave Li Tiezhu a reception, although it is only a dragon set, but Li Tiezhu’s status has never been the same.
This is related to Li Tiezhu’s current curiosity, but not all, mainly because Li Tiezhu has become a demon in Ning Shi’s heart.
I don’t believe it, I can’t direct your play!
Li Tiezhu starred in the first film, which is Ning Shi’s director of the “heart of the flowers”, the part is very small, but the shooting is quite difficult, thanks to the Song Zhu’er translation. The second film, on the other hand, was the “God of Medicine” produced by Ning Shi, which went very well, and was even an acting explosion, for which Li Tiezhu got the Best Newcomer Award at the Golden Dragon Film Festival.
At that time, Ning Shi said that he was going to hire Li Tiezhu for his next film, and he killed himself not believing that it was his problem.
This time, the new play Crazy Aliens came, Li Tiezhu also came, and did not bring that obstructionist psychopath Song Zhu’er.
“This waist is good, Bo eat two more skewers, after eating you can be as raw as Li Tiezhu.”
Shen Mou Teng teased.
These three people, were quite familiar with Li Tiezhu.
Not to mention Ning Shi and Fang Bo, they were quite familiar. And Shen Mouteng also did programmes with Li Tiezhu, although last year’s Charlotte’s Trouble didn’t invite Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu still wrote a song for him called “Calorie”, of course, there is also the meaning of promoting his disciple Yang Feiyue.
Fang Bo suddenly laughed: “Hey, Brother Teng let me tell you, don’t look at the barbecue and eat happily, the director is now nervous as hell in his heart.”
Ning Shi sipped his beer: “What am I nervous about?”
Fang Bo: “Because Li Tiezhu is coming again and again and again! You my nemesis.”
Shen Mouteng: “And me, I’ve been sanctioned by him too.”
Fang Bo’s face was all smiles, “Hahaha, is that so? Then we are rotten brothers and sisters, I don’t even know what the director thinks! Tomorrow’s play, I guess it’s hanging. I can’t live with myself!”
Ning Shi said, “I call this getting up from where I fell!”
Fang Bo: “Even if you get up, Li Tiezhu can still sit on your face, do you believe me?”
Ning Shi sullenly drank, blaming himself for thinking, “Why did I not think of it in the first place? Two painful experiences are not enough? Also invite Li Tiezhu!
At this time, Li Tiezhu followed his mobile phone’s navigation and led Zhao Liya to find the small barbecue stall, calling out to:
“Director! I miss you to death!”