Ning Shi was uneasy, emptied the cast, vacated the open space outside the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits, and said to Zhao Liya: “That one who, you go and drive two laps and practice more.”
Shen Mouteng: “Right! Practise, I don’t want to change partners halfway, don’t give room bo whole icu to go.”
Room Bo appreciated: “Or you feel sorry for me, damn they focus on Zhao Liya will not drive.”
Shen Mouteng: “I just think that a new protagonist, I’ll have to come back to the scene I shot before.”
Fang Bo: “You damn, how with Li Tiezhu as shameless.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? What’s it got to do with me?”
Fang Bo: “Why is it none of your business?”
Li Tiezhu: “That …… Bo brother, want safflower oil? Yaya has it!”
“What do I need safflower oil for?”
“To wipe some on your butt.”
“I don’t want!”
Zhao Liya complied, driving the electric car around the square, in addition to once driving to the green belt, once under the gutter, overall not bad.
Ning Shi: “OK! That’s fine, keep filming.”
Fang Bo: “That’s OK? You’re not treating the actors like animals! No, I mean you don’t treat actors as human beings, if I have any problems ……”
Ning Shi: “Don’t be afraid, all the actors in our play have bought insurance.”
Fang Bo: “So, no, what kind of insurance is insurance?”
Ning Shi: “Life accident insurance.”
“Which company?”
“Human Beast!”
“Chinese human beast? I can go to the Nima bar! I’m even more panicked.”
“Don’t worry, you and Tie Zhu are acting together, you can’t be the one who crashes every time, right?”
“So that means we’ll bump into each other again?”
“Filming, the conditions are tough, get over it.”
“I nima ……”
Room Bo still want to say something.
Ning Shi said, “All departments prepare!”
Years of professionalism, let Fang Bo shut up, and consciously stood next to Li Tiezhu, ready to open the show, of course, he did not forget to worry about looking back at the back of the tram Zhao Liya, the latter returned a bright smile, tiger teeth in the flash.
“Love Nemesis!”
“I’m telling you, that alien in there can fly …… hey! Hey hey ……”
Fang Bo just started to say the lines, looking at Li Tiezhu, bladder, no, the side light glimpsed Zhao Liya’s small car car rushed at him again, bursting super cute, he was startled, left and right flash. Nah, Zhao Liya panicked in the middle of the room Bo’s prejudgement, a foot of gas when the brake.
“Crap …… ah!!!”
With a duang sound, Room Bo fell to the ground for the second time.
It’s not heavy, because the speed of this small car will not be fast, but a normal person is hit a little bit, but also can not stand stable is it.
Li Tiezhu was standing right next to him, unharmed and confused.
Zhao Liya jumped out of the car, her face white: “What are you stopping me for? Scared me to death.”
Fang Bo got up with difficulty, “I said can you drive?”
Zhao Liya seemed to put on a mask of pain, “I don’t know how!”
“Erm ……”
“I’ve said I can’t, I don’t even have a licence and you’re stopping me, I was driving fine.”
“You’re wobbling left and right, aiming at me every time, and you call that driving fine?”
“If you don’t move around, it won’t hit you.”
“I …… I saw you fidgeting with the steering wheel.”
“I hit the steering wheel is to avoid you ah, room Bo teacher, the results of your own and crashed up, are you stupid?”
Fang Bo: “Me me me me …… If it wasn’t for the fact that your grandfather is Zhao Tianhua, I would have wanted to force you to quit the cast!”
Zhao Liya: “My grandfather can’t drive either, he has a driver.”
Fang Bo: “……”
At this time Ning Shi keyed his brain and walked up, sighing before saying, “Bo’er, don’t hide, she’s a novice, the more you hide the more she panics. If you don’t hide, she won’t intentionally bump into you.”
Fang Bo: “Really? Well …… it’s still my fault.”
Zhao Liya endured the pain of motion sickness and said, “Be brave, don’t be nervous.”
Fang Bo: “……”
Ning Shi finished picking his brain and looked at Li Tiezhu: “I’ll never ask you to act again! Ever.”
Li Tiezhu said naively, “Is it because you can’t afford to pay for the film because I’m too popular? Don’t be afraid, I’ll give you a discount.”
Ning Shi had a mumbo-jumbo sentence stuck in his throat, but didn’t say it.
“Again! Bo’er, remember not to hide.”
“Oh!”
Fang Bo thought to himself, “I didn’t f*cking hide the first time, what’s the result?
Once again, the show began.
Originally, Zhao Liya’s driving skills had slowly improved, but she felt dizzy, her limbs were cold, and she got carsick. She often got carsick, that’s why she loved the little electric donkey, so at this moment, she kind of missed the speedco she left behind in Shudu.
“He can fly people up, just now hang me up, it has to be two stories high …… hey hey hey?”
For once Room Bo panicked as Zhao Liya charged towards her again.
No, I can’t be nervous.
Be calm!
He forced himself to calm down, “Take a big chain on the first floor, clang, clang, dunk, dunk, almost give me …… eh? Crap!”
This time, there is no way for him not to be nervous, because Zhao Liya’s car has already sped to him less than two metres, the absolute wall is again rushing him, very accurate.
Fang Bo shivered, jumped away, had to say the bouncing ability was quite outstanding.
Directly jumped on Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu subconsciously stretched out his hand, came a princess hug, the scene is a little awkward.
And Zhao Liya’s car snakeskin walk drive out of the camera.
The director did not shout stop, Li Tiezhu hard head, looked down to the room Bo held in his arms.
Room Bo enchantingly flicked her hair: “Almost gave me to drink to death.”
Li Tiezhu: “How much to drink?”
Fang Bo: “Didn’t drink.”
Li Tiezhu threw away the room Bo with a disgusted face, really not acting, is really disgusted, patted the police uniform: “How much to drink?”
Room Bo staggered two steps: “Oh! Right! The aliens made us drink it.”
Li Tiezhu gave a constipated expression, which was also spot on.
Fang Bo started waving at him, “Stop it, just forget about how much he drank.”
“No, you’re playing with the police this big night?”
“Why am I still playing with the police?”
“Then what do you do?”
“I play monkey.”
Li Tiezhu zipped his teeth and looked like he wanted to punch someone.
Zee-
At this time, Zhao Liya’s car finally drifted into the garage and stopped, and when it stopped, the car was still crooked.
Immediately after that, Zhao Liya got out of the car and covered her chest, “Ugh vomit ……”
Dry heaving, walking a little crookedly.
“Cut!”
Ning Shi finally called a halt to the performance, a segment where two cameras followed the shot, both long shots.
Fang Bo was the first to apologise: “I’m sorry director, I can’t do it without dancing, it really came at me.”
Zhao Liya patted her chest to smooth the air, wanting to vomit.
Driving yourself to vomit is also a talent.
Li Tiezhu said, “Let’s do it again, is Ya Ya still okay?”
Zhao Liya waved her hand, “Slow …… down Slow down ……”
Ning Shi looked at this and looked at that, and finally laughed, “Very perfect! Exceeds expectations! Over.”
“Ah?”
The three actors simultaneously grew their mouths, so perfunctory?
“It’s really very good, you guys come and see the effect!”
Ning Shi greeted the three actors and went to the computer next to the director’s seat, nowadays filming movies are learning from Xu Laoqi, using Final Cut that can rough cut in time, it’s highly efficient.
A few actors around the computer to see once, really very essence, the most essence is the room Bo’s jump and Li Tiezhu’s princess embrace, holding asked how much to drink, throw away and ask how much to drink, it is very coherent, and, full of comedy. And, the last Zhao Liya parking off the dry heaving, also unique.
Anyway, this is a comedy film, to be laughable.
Li Tiezhu: “Then …… we shoot the following?”
Ning Shi nodded repeatedly, “Shoot, keep shooting. Teacher Shen is ready to appear!”
The filming started again.
“Sorry! Police big brother I must criticise you two ah, this midnight, a wine monkeys, alarm that there are aliens to come, with you also out of the police? This is not, also too for the sake of the people?”
Shen Mouteng as always obscene.
Room Bo: “Are you deep well ice? Where are the aliens?”
Shen Mouteng pointed at himself: “Here! I’m an alien okay?”
Zhao Liya covered her mouth and turned to the side of Shen Mouteng and Fang Bo: “Vomit ~”
Fang Bo pushed Shen Mouteng: “Are you drunk? You wake up you.”
Li Tiezhu to go towards the door, Shen Mouteng stopped: “Drinking once to make a drunken fraud, just such a thing.”
Li Tiezhu: “Drink with you?”
Shen Mouteng: “Drink with me.”
“Then you are an alien.”
“Right right right.”
“Which star are you from? What? Too many dark clouds to find home?”
In the background, Zhao Liya is taking photos of Fang Bo for evidence, and Fang Bo explains with his hands in the air.
Zhao Liya plays herself, “Why did you two drink and rip your clothes? And there’s a bruise on your face?”
Fang Bo: “Aliens are vicious!”
Zhao Liya looked back at Shen Mouteng: “See! In the future, if you encounter domestic violence remember to call the police, if it is voluntary, then …… pay attention to the scale!”
Shen Mouteng was baffled, and Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded.
The little train is running!
Fang Bo was shocked, the script did not have these lines ah, and, according to the script Zhao Liya did not have a line.
But he is a rush of wisdom, quickly replied: “It’s the aliens, it’s not him who hit, we are good, we hit the small sleep a bed.”
Zhao Liya turned away, “No need to describe the details, that’s it.”
She also added her own drama, made a retreating wink towards Li Tiezhu, and then vomited, another wave of regurgitation.
Li Tiezhu said to Shen Mouteng: “Pleasure can be but pay attention to moderation, look at him covered with injuries, don’t you feel distressed? All right, after sobering up, bring your planet’s valid documents, come to me for a temporary residence permit.”
Shen Mouteng laughed awkwardly: “I …… this, really not good at this.”
Li Tiezhu pointed to the sky: “If you don’t come, I will repatriate you and let Xiao Zhao fly the spaceship.”
Xiao Zhao: “Vomit ……”
“Cut!”
After Ning Shi called a halt, he tsked, how did this Nima defile? Moreover, it was even Zhao Liya who took the initiative to defile it, it really wasn’t an oil lamp, it was a theatre master.
However, the effect was unexpectedly good!
He had already decided that after the police left, he would give the two of them a passionate and deep love for each other shot.
Wonderful!
“Well?”
“Director, I took the liberty of adding words, vomit ……”
“I’m dumbfounded, how is it perverted?”
Ning Shi hammered out, “Very good! This part stays. Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya’s scenes are killed. Especially that line in the back about Xiao Zhao flying a spaceship, very interesting.”