Worship Guan Gong?
Why do you want to worship Guan Gong? I am a socialist successor! I’m a socialist, a non-vegetarian …… atheist who doesn’t believe in ghosts and gods, and you’re asking me to worship the God of Guan?
I’m not sure if it’s a good idea to worship the God of Guan, but at least he’s also the second master, the famous knife to kill a good man in history.
But what the hell is Wong Tai Sin?
Overall, although the opening ceremony had been properly prepared, Li Tiezhu was still quite critical and felt that this was unscientific.
“Don’t push, just kneel down and kowtow to me obediently!”
Hong Dabao took time out of his busy schedule to attend the opening ceremony of his master’s nephew’s film, and he was depressed in his heart, because this kid actually shot not an action film, not even a f*cking military theme, shame on him!
Therefore, Hong Dabao kicked down Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu didn’t dare to be angry nor dare to say anything, Senior Uncle Dabao is really cute and treats him more than his own master.
“Senior uncle, you lighten up, disciple’s body is delicate and precious …… vomit ~”
Hong Dabao gave him another kick to stop him from pussyfooting around.
Li Tiezhu, who was the director, knelt down, and the others knelt down in turn, then someone handed each of them three lit incense, three kowtows, and then inserted the incense.
Obviously, this opening ceremony was purely Xiangjiang style, the reason was simple, because this was something that Hong Dabao had had manipulated.
This thing was a bit long winded, but the short cut was that Song Zhu’er did it.
At this time, Song Zhu’er, who was a dragon-set actor and the supreme empress of the crew, stood beside Hong Dabao, dutifully and coquettishly handed over a cup of strong tea and said:
“Senior! How can I trouble you to come here personally? I and Tie Zhu can be too much, it is the two of us do not know how to do, let you send a person who knows how to come over to point to point, the result is that you personally came, we are too ashamed ……”
Hong Dabao bull eyes glared: “What for? I can’t come? Yuanlou that idiot doesn’t care …… I still can’t care? OK! There is something to find me, this film must be a success! The next generation of our masters and brothers are counting on Tie Zhu to make things happen …….”
Pine Bamboo: “Aigoo, you’re putting us under a lot of pressure! Star Chow’s Kung Fu, Wu Jing’s Wandering Earth, and Fang Bo and Shen Mouteng’s Crazy Aliens. This small budget film of ours, it’s good enough to make a hundred million at the box office, don’t dare to expect too much!”
Hong Dabao said, “Star Chow you don’t want to think about it, I, Yuan Lou, and Zhou Farrun can’t resist …… Besides, isn’t Tie Zhu the male lead? Star Chow winning is Tie Zhu winning! As for the other two well …… also quite powerful, but not important! As long as Iron column this film can dry death Yuan Lou that idiot on the line! What kind of film is “The Magical Detective Pope”? Shame on you! It’s time for Tie Zhu to tell him the truth!”
Song Zhu’er: “What truth?”
Hong Dabao hugged his stomach, “The truth is, we’re all old! Film is for the next generation! We ah, running errands on the line, to help …… dry over Hollywood, still have to look at Tiezhu and your generation!”
Song Zhu’er humbly smiled and said, “Master is still young! Where old? I and Tie Zhu, huh …… are too young to carry so much pressure ah.”
The rabbit smashing Zhao Liya, who was a follower at the side, coldly said, “You can’t even act in a TV series now, so don’t pretend to be a pussy, right? Big sister?”
If it was the usual Song Zhu’er, she would have slapped her across the face and then rode on top of Rabbit Smash to tickle her until she gave in.
But this time was in front of Grandmaster Bo ah, Song Zhu’er’s IQ wasn’t considered the highest in the zoo, but her emotional quotient was definitely the highest without a doubt.
Only to see, she smiled grimly and said, “Acting is not good, I still have to learn more to keep up with Tie Zhu’s footsteps.”
This f*cking …… deserves to be the main palace ah!
Rabbit smash is not the same, obviously intelligent, emotional quotient is a mess, this time also came a sentence: “You can’t keep up even if you learn, just by you? You only stare when you’re angry, and you only blink when you’re sad, ha!”
“Shut up!”
Hong Dabao was furious, is there any concept of respect and inferiority here? With his fiery eyes, he could see that this Zhao Liya was unusual and tried:
“Do you have a grudge against Tie Zhu? Can’t see him well, right?”
Zhao Liya, relying on her grandfather’s identity, was not at all afraid of Hong Dabao, and sharply counterattacked: “I don’t have any grudges against the stupid pillar! But Song Zhu’er acting is really not good, you have never seen, forget it, said you do not understand ……”
Hong Dabao looked at Song Zhu’er suspiciously, “What’s the situation?”
Song Zhu’er bit her lower lip, delicately shook her head, “Nothing, it’s normal to make a lot of noise ……”
Hong Dabao was instantly furious, pulled Song Zhu’er to the side and asked in a low voice: “What is the origin of that female child? How come it feels like it’s even stronger than that what’s-her-name Leng Ba? She bullied you?”
Song Zhu’er said, “Her grandfather is Zhao Tianhua, where is the Lieutenant General! Can’t afford to mess with.”
Hong Dabao a mouthful of fenfang spray can not come out, can only swallow back: “You …… have no problem, right? My stupid master nephew can all rely on you, you can not fall ah.”
Song Zhu’er resolutely said, “I will definitely stick to the end! Senior uncle don’t worry, they are strong again, that …… is also an extraterritorial force, Tie Zhu can be good to me, you don’t need to worry.”
Hong Dabao: “Tiezhu this idiot!!!”
Song Zhu’er: “Don’t you say that about him, otherwise, I won’t dare to ask for your help in the future ……”
Hong Dabao: “Okay, okay! Hey …… it’s true that there is a teacher who has a disciple ah! Seems like he didn’t teach anything, but actually? Perfect inheritance! F*ck~”
Song Zhu’er said quickly, “It’s not entirely a bad thing, if Tie Zhu is like his master, he’ll definitely be able to make a name for himself in the film festival, and then he’ll be able to give glory to his master! It will also bring honour to our country! With Tie Zhu’s popularity abroad, if he can make good films, he might be able to catch up with his master.”
Hong Dabao nodded: “It’s possible, his popularity is so metaphysical, it seems like everyone likes him. It’s just that there are a bit too many girls!”
Song Zhu’er once again showed a big woman style, wide and soft: “Not a big deal, those girls are quite good, beautiful, cute, and know how to do things, a lot of times it’s me who is not doing a good job, let them be angry is also just, a family is well …… there is no overnight revenge. ”
Hong Dabao eyes are red, said: “good! Have you accompanied Tiezhu, master uncle I rest assured! Unlike Yuanlou that stupid …… Forget it, you are a knowledgable, I’ll be frank with you. Tie Zhu’s success or not, the key lies in himself, can’t let those chirpy women influence him, you have to be strong, I’ll back you up!”
Song Zhu’er shyly said, “That’s not necessary, Tie Zhu is so good to me ……”
Hong Dabao once again nodded deeply, Li Tiezhu this calf is lucky! As long as there is such a big woman, what vixen can not bother him, after all, on the face value there are not a few can be spelled out Song Zhu’er ah! Including that Zhao Liya just now.
Slipping around, Hong Dabao found Li Tiezhu, who was organising the crew members to worship the gods, and kicked and grunted.
Li Tiezhu: “Senior? Something wrong?”
Hong Dabao crossed his eyes, “Can’t I kick you if there’s nothing wrong?”
Just finished inserting incense down the Xu Shanqian, a wipe bald: “That is! Can’t I kick you if there’s nothing else to do? This is the favour from the master! A lot of people want to be kicked and still can’t get a chance to do so, besides, it’s a blessing from your past life that Master Uncle can come to guest star in your film.”
Hong Dabao froze, “What? What cameo?”
Li Tiezhu was also dumbfounded, “It doesn’t say cameo? Uncle Xu, you remembered it wrong, right?”
Xu Shanqiang, a bitch, had no intention of letting go of Hong Dabao since he saw him, and with a twinkle in his eye, he said, “Didn’t he say that your master came to make a cameo appearance? Did I hear it wrong?”
Hong Dabao looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu wondered, “When did I say that? I didn’t say it!”
As things stood, as long as it was made clear, Hong Dabao wouldn’t have guest starred in this role, after all, he didn’t say it in advance either.
However, the change happened, Song Zhu’er rushed in, a face of shyness, even with a few moments of cowardice: “I’m sorry ah uncle Xu, that what …… I just persuade you to invest when said, in fact, at that time also did not decide, originally wanted to invite the teacher uncle, but, the teacher uncle is not very good health, since the filming of theKung Fu’ was injured, his health condition is even worse, how can I bear to …… It’s all my fault!”
Xu Shanqian and Song Zhu’er were not the first time they met, and subconsciously cooperated, “Ah …… snubbing me na?”
Song Zhu’er said: “I’m sorry! You do not divest, okay? We are already looking for other significant actors?”
Li Tiezhu was bewildered, why don’t I know? Is there such a thing?
Xu Shanqiang said angrily, “Whether or not I can get Mr Hong to make a cameo is one thing, you cheating me is another! Who else would dare to work with you when you do business and make films …… like this?”
Song Zhu’er was too timid to speak, about to cry, and her acting skills were very good.
Hong Dabao stepped forward, “Xiao Xu, you’re overstating it, aren’t you? My master nephew’s daughter-in-law told me about the cameo, and I refused because I wasn’t well at the time. However, now that I’m well enough to make a cameo, she didn’t tell you? It’s not appropriate for you to bully her like this, is it?”
Xu Shanqiang felt like nodding his head, “Yes yes yes …… I told you, Zhu’er has always been honest and trustworthy, how could she lie to me, I was also too surprised just now! Blame her, like to take the responsibility on herself, such a woman is not much ah.”
After saying that, also quietly turned back, gave Song Zhu’er passed a wink.
Nailed the closing!
Hong Dabao immediately turned his anger into joy, hooked shoulders with Xu Shanqian and walked away, “That’s it! This master nephew of mine is lucky, Zhu’er is just too tolerant ……”
Song Zhu’er daintily looked at Li Tiezhu: “Senior uncle is really good!”
Li Tiezhu rubbed his eyebrows, “Then …… can’t bully his old man!”
Zhao Liya watched everything from the sidelines and rushed up, “Wrong! We are not bullying Hong Dabao, we are helping him. He is determined to help his late generation to make a good film, but he can’t contribute, so if we can let him make a cameo this time, it’s a chance for him! He doesn’t have a film to act in anyway!”
Song Zhu’er was different, euphemistically saying, “As a titan of Xiangjiang action cinema, to be able to play a part in current films, this is the legacy of art, right? Tie Zhu, this is a satisfactory answer sheet for him and for you. Regardless of how this film fares at the box office, it symbolises the passing on of the flame between old and new filmmakers ……”
Zhao Liya creeped out, “Ah! You this …… I would like to call you the Zoo Commissar!”
Song Zhu’er: “You’re still tender! By the way, the pink collar has arrived, come to the house to play sometime.”
Zhao Liya: “Bah!”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! After worshipping the gods, it’s time to pull the red cloth.”