There are a lot of script magic changes, mainly divided into three aspects, one is to change the details in the original script that do not fit the current era, the second is Li Tiezhu, Sun Hip Hip or Star Chow thought of a fun plot additions or replacements, and the third is to make a good ambush for making a sequel, such as the “Lost in Thailand” after that.
For example, just now Li Chenggong said he was a doctor of chemistry to make snacks, is to prepare for the second part, the second part of his bankruptcy to study the oil bar.
Although it is not exactly the same as the original version in the system, the effect is still good.
By the time the film aired, the opening sequence had many people with low laughs busting out laughing, with Xu Shan fighting to clip the pills, the ghostly stickers, Sun Hip Hip’s wig, and the curse at the end.
It is said that many people just bought popcorn, just because of the laughter of the east and west all spilled.
And after the release, “Lost in Transit” naturally aired on Penguin Video for a fee, and the opening of this segment directly triggered pop-ups:
“Xu Shanqiang’s wig set is quite real!”
“Is cursing yourself okay?”
“Beef meatballs well acted.”
“That sticker is outrageous! It’s too spooky.”
“Really terrorising the kids?”
“The meatballs jumped out, and you’re still trying to get them back in?”
“I’d like to call Sun Hee Hee a crouching dragon!”
“This company is so crowded ……”
“A PhD in chemistry making snacks? What a hell of a routine.”
“These pills really make your head go bald.”
On the way to turn to the dairy farm on the outskirts of the city, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya, Deer Hani a car, Song Zhu’er naturally had to accompany Tao Hong and Hong Dabao and they sat in the commercial car.
Deer Hani sighed: “Tiezhu script is well written! Just now that paragraph made me laugh my head off, our film will definitely be hot.”
Li Tiezhu: “As long as we don’t lose money, there are too many good films in next year’s Spring Festival slot. Why don’t you go back to the hotel to rest? There are no scenes for you these days.”
Deer Hani said, “See more chanting …… Shuang Nier let me be there for every scene, so that I can act well.”
Zhao Liya suddenly said, “The section just now is okay, but it’s missing a bit of emotional padding, I want to remind you of it, but I’m afraid that the public will make your director’s authority damaged.”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s the emotional problem? There is no emotion.”
Deer Ha Ni was also confused, this drama doesn’t even have a formal female lead, where is there an emotional scene?
Zhao Liya, however, said in a serious manner, “Of course there are emotional scenes, the male lead Li Chenggong and the female lead Niu Geng is a typical hate out of love, their initial emotional entanglement is not an enemy, the two sides are incompatible, but after a series of things on the road ultimately recognised each other’s goodness, thus generating an emotional bond, although in the end, they each returned to their families, and did not get together. However, it can give the audience a space for reverie, maybe next season they can break through the shackles of the world ……”
Li Tiezhu covered his face, here we go again.
Deer Ha Ni is going crazy with laughter, “Hahahahahahahahaha ……”
Zhao Liya analysed: “For example, the clip just now paved the way for Li Shengcheng’s meanness and coldness, which laid the foundation for the clash of personalities between the two later. But if you lay out the feelings again, such as which simple employee Li Success dislikes, or even despises, so that by the time Li Success and Niu Geng go all the way, it’ll be even more fun, especially when they sleep together.”
Li Tiezhu: “Not sleeping together, it’s just sleeping in a room.”
Zhao Liya waved her small hand, “It all means the same thing, it’s best to roll in bed with a little meat play ……”
Deer Hani laughed until she was huffing in the front row.
Li Tiezhu, however, suddenly frowned, although this rotten girl said evil, but it seems to have some truth, when they sleep in a room, if ……
Hey!
What was I thinking?
Damn old man acting Niu Geng, how to pit himself?
Li Tiezhu creepily woke up to the fact that the rabbit smash is really toxic, and in the future, less affected by her.
Zhao Liya is still chattering, Li Tiezhu suddenly looked at her strangely, “You’re not a lesbian, right?”
Deer Hani also stopped laughing and turned her head to look at Zhao Liya, hey, Li Tiezhu really dared to ask.
Even the crew driver pricked up his ears.
Zhao Liya’s pretty face reddened: “Roll! I am not it, I just read a little too much novels ……”
Deer Ha Ni turned her head away in disappointment.
Li Tiezhu: “Read less imperial colour novels, it’s against the law.”
Zhao Liya: “That’s pure love, pure love novel understand? There is no hidden chapter kind!”
Deer Hani twisted his head again, and Li Tiezhu glanced at each other, the amount of information is a bit large ah this sister.
Finally, the crew arrived at the dairy farm.
Before this, the crew had already done the venue and props, etc. in the dairy farm, so when they arrived at the place, Li Tiezhu and Hong Dabao directly changed into their costumes in the car, and then went straight to the office.
That’s right, originally Li Tiezhu was going to find the theatre lighting technician, Wang Lao Tou, to play the director, but who would have thought that Grandmaster Bo would want to make a cameo?
It is also the only role that is most convenient and does not delay him.
All departments are ready and filming begins.
Niu Geng was wearing a milkman’s costume, picking at his earwax while brushing his phone with a broken screen, and the screen who jitterbugs Xichuan Watch posted a news video about the Spring Festival.
“Compared to previous years, this year’s Spring Festival will come earlier, train tickets are hard to find ……”
The director sat behind the desk: “Don’t look, this year want to go home for the New Year, hum, certainly no chance.”
Niu Geng buckle earwax came over: “You say can not go back, this is not all we set well, you see …… mainly to this wage matter ……”
A mouthful of authentic Zhongnan dialect, this is Li Tiezhu acted “Soldier Assault” learned.
The director picked up a stack of documents.
“Card!”
Li Tiezhu shouted very quietly, after all, the card is the master uncle.
Hong Dabao leaned back in his chair with a big horse: “What’s wrong? Is there a problem with my acting?”
Li Tiezhu also dared not say ah, scratching his ears, and looked at the side of the Sun Hip, Xu Shanqiang and others, but they all looked left and right not to Li Tiezhu eye to eye.
Li Tiezhu: “Master Bo acting is certainly not a problem, it is this feeling, right, on my tube you want money, you do not have money but justified ……”
Hong Dabao: “The script is written in the ah, he does justifiably have no money.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m this …… well, it is so written, but ……”
Zhao Liya gripped with a popsicle two steps forward, said: “It is you to sit there, the country not a few people dare to come to you to ask for money, your momentum is too strong, with the gangster boss. When the bull’s eyes stare, Li Tiezhu just said his lines are shivering, you have to be a little bit, a little bit of earth.”
Li Tiezhu went to Hong Dabao to ask for money, and those who have seen the film in Hong Kong were worried that Li Tiezhu would be killed.
So the casting wasn’t a success.
But there is no way ah, Hong Dabao said to give you a cameo, that is to give you face, Li Tiezhu dare not refute his old man’s face, Xu Shanqian also dare not ah.
Hong Dabao: “I also changed my clothes, not enough dirt?”
Zhao Liya said: “Your expression and eyes do not match with the clothes, think about it, you are a dairy farm director, not a gangster, it can be the same?”
Hong Dabao: “Then what am I going to do?”
Zhao Liya: “I don’t know! I’m only responsible for raising problems, not solving them.”
Hong Dabao: “……”
Li Tiezhu had already gone next to Xu Shanqiang and asked in a low voice: “How to guide my master uncle ah? You give tips.”
Xu Shanqian also numb claws: “How will I ah? You are the director you go guide.”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know where to start ……”
This kind of critical moment, naturally, is again the time for Song Zhu’er to step in, only to see her holding a mobile phone to Hong Dabao in front of him, giving him to look at what video of the jitterbug searched out, Hong Dabao looked at and nodded, and, with the expression constantly changing, finally began to have a style.
Hong Dabao has not acted in this kind of small characters, a come up can not pinpoint, it is normal, but in addition to his ability to fight, acting skills are also quite clever, at least than Cheng DaLong rely on a lot.
Therefore, after watching the video Hong Dabao instantly woke up.
With his eyes narrowed and his spine hunched over, he suddenly lost all his momentum, and his panting was fast and shallow, with vicissitudes and helplessness written all over his face.
Li Tiezhu was shocked and walked over, ”Good good good! Senior uncle is really powerful, how did Bamboo Er do it?”
Song Zhu’er picked up the screen, on it was a clip of Liu Ward acting in Lost Orphan, she didn’t say anything, she just showed Hong Dabao that Liu Tianwang acted as a minor character, which stimulated Hong Dabao at once.
If he, Andy Lau, can do it, of course I, Hong Dabao, can do it too, and better than him!
With motivation and direction, there is actually no need for other people to interfere, with Hong Dabao’s rich experience in interpretation, he can completely get it right.
Hong Dabao said to Li Tiezhu: “It’s not good to be a director! You still need to learn more ah, if you can’t learn well, bring Zhu’er with you, her intelligence can help you a lot, others don’t need to be brought along.”
After saying that, he also intentionally glanced at Zhao Liya who was licking the popsicle.
Clear the scene and shoot again.
This time much silkier.
The director picked up a stack of documents and said to Niu Geng, “Look! It’s all because of this pouring milk voting variety show, how many dairy farms have closed down across the country? It’s not easy for this dairy farm to survive.”
“It’s not easy.”
“That’s why I don’t have any money to give you!”
“You say this, you do not give money you give what the hell? We’ve been busy for a year, who isn’t for this money?”
“You can say anything to me now, but you can’t mention money. How about this, you guys take away which cow and split it up, I definitely don’t have the money.”
“You say this, aren’t you bullying people?”
“How am I bullying you?”
“I’ll ask you one last time, yes or no?”
Hong Dabao acted high, and actually became arrogant, his neck stretched and his head flung out, “I also say one sentence, no!”
“Cut!”
After acting this section three times, Li Tiezhu was finally satisfied, I have to say, Hong Dabao is really considered an old actor, this memorisation of lines is very reliable.
The next scene continues.
In an instant, four workers rushed in simultaneously with brooms, flat burdens, and manure forks, surrounding Director Hong Dabao.
Niu Geng snatched the dung fork and disliked the director’s face, “Yes or no?”
The director hugged an old desk lamp and shivered, “I really don’t have …… vomit ……”
The manure fork also forked a pile of cow dung, are fast iron Hong Dabao face, just in his eyes low swaying around, this f*cking who find props?
Li Tiezhu did not stop, and disliked the fork of cow dung a little closer: “Yes or no?”
Hong Dabao: “Really no money! If you don’t believe me, the boss of Yuezhou owes me 50,000 yuan, the boss of Shudu owes me 80,000 yuan, and the boss of Changsha owes me 20,000 yuan. If you guys are capable, ask for it yourselves!”
Li Tiezhu chose one of the three IOUs.
“Card!”