Straight man Li Tiezhu of course couldn’t figure it out, and even bounced back perfectly at the autumn waves sent by Xu Jiazhen: “Are you having trouble with your eyes? I seem to have unused eye drops.”
Xu Jiayan: “I thank you! No need.”
Li Tiezhu catches up, “If you have problems with your eyes, seek medical attention in time, don’t procrastinate, my second grandpa’s neighbour was, and it was hard to procrastinate into cataracts.”
Xu Jiayen: “I f*cking …… would have been blind!”
“Why?”
“I …… hey ……”
“Does it affect reading the script?”
“I’m blind when I look at people, but I’m not blind when I look at the script.”
“That’s good, you finished acting, you can go, the next play is twenty days later, notify you then.”
“Throw it away when you’re done with it?”
Xu Jia Zhen puffed up, suddenly found herself as if she was not qualified to talk to Li Tiezhu like this, too deep into the drama, she is not Li Tiezhu’s mistress, because Li Tiezhu has already clearly rejected it, and it is also a tragedy.
Li Tiezhu that is not understanding: “Didn’t I give you money? Is it because you think the film pay is low?”
Xu Jia Zhen smiled and gritted her teeth, “You are really a cutie.”
Li Tiezhu: “Right? That’s why I’m well liked.”
Xu Jia Zhen huffed and puffed and left, going to the nanny car to change out of her costume and remove her make-up.
Song Zhu’er came over: “Interesting, isn’t it?”
Li Tiezhu was bewildered: “What’s interesting?”
“Piyo eh ah! It’s fun, isn’t it?”
“What Piyoi?”
“PiYouEi XuJiaZhen ah, we all skin her for a whole year, you ask me what is the meaning of PiYouEi?”
“Did you?”
“No?”
A while later, everyone packed up and prepared to transfer, the next scene was at the airport.
And Xu Jiayan had to catch a bus back to Hengdian.
Song Zhu’er called out to Xu Jiayan, “Hey! Are there still people bullying you in the theatre group now?”
Xu Jia Zhen’s eyes dodged, “Not in this crew for now.”
Song Zhu’er shook her head, “Don’t you know tea? How can you still be bullied?”
“I went to the crew and realised that they all knew more about tea than I did, and, moreover, people have backgrounds and connections.”
“You don’t? If you get bullied again, report Tie Zhu’s name, do you hear me?”
“Ah?”
“Ah what ah? It’s embarrassing and conspicuous!”
“But ……”
“There’s nothing to but, like this, you take a selfie every night before you go to bed and send it to Tie Zhu to make sure you’re not hurt or anything, then write a diary entry of no less than three hundred words and send it to Tie Zhu.”
“What ah?”
Xu Jia Zhen’s expression suddenly became strange, peeking at Li Tie Zhu beside her, pondering in her heart whose idea was this? So evil, it couldn’t be Li Tiezhu, right?
Song Zhu’er said: “What what ah? Tie Zhu and I looked for connections to let you go to the filming, but you ended up going to be bullied? Isn’t this a slap in our face?”
Xu Jia Zhen: “I’m sorry.”
Song Zhu’er said, “Cut the crap, are you sending it or not?”
Xu Jiayan bit her lip: “Send it. Do you send it to Tie Zhu every day? Do you still send it after filming?”
Song Zhu’er: “Send it every day! You have to report everything, otherwise, Li Tiezhu is so busy, how can he have the energy to care about what you’re doing and whether you’re being bullied all the time. Right? This is for your own good!”
Xu Jia Zhen glanced at Li Tie Zhu and quickly lowered her head, “Okay, I know, let’s start from today.”
Then, Xu Jiazhen walked away.
Li Tiezhu was still dazed and had no idea what daily reporting meant, he just felt slightly out of place.
Song Zhu’er patted Li Tiezhu’s shoulder, “Hey hey hey …… fun!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Bamboo child, I always feel this debriefing, it seems a little strange? What do you think?”
Song Zhu’er: “Where do I have such bad taste? It’s the rabbit smashing thought.”
In the distance, Zhao Liya hides deep in her heart, “Hee hee hee ……”
……
Turning to the airport to continue filming, because they had coordinated with the airport in advance, occupying a security channel and ticket counter. It’s off-season now, so the foot traffic at the airport isn’t too big, and the filming by the crew won’t affect the travellers.
After everything is ready, Xu Shanqiang put on makeup and wig, Li Tiezhu also changed costumes and put on makeup.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but ask: “Uncle Xu, are you really not going to get a hair transplant? The way you have hair, it looks weighs much more.”
Xu Shanqian said in a bad mood, “I just like halibut, okay?”
Li Tiezhu: “The second one is half price.”
“Roll roll roll! Still shooting or not?”
“Zhu’er hasn’t put on her make-up yet, how can I shoot? Wait.”
“I heard that who’s coming to make a cameo? With his son?”
“Brother Chicken?”
“Yes, how can he arrange it? There’s no suitable role, right?”
“Change the script! Star Chow said that the more you change something like a script, the more you feel it, and if it stays the same, it’ll be dead, especially comedies.”
“You mustn’t let Ning Shi hear this, does Chicken want to be paid for the film?”
“Don’t. He and Clip Shit Crawler came to Changsha to record ‘Where’s Dad Going’, and stopped by to find me to ask for a song, so I let him make a cameo appearance, as an egg is fine, recently on that show Clip Shit Crawler is quite hot.”
“Just don’t pay, pull a few more of these.”
Xu Shanqian is also a stingy person, especially in the film above, so he and Li Tiezhu relationship so good it.
At this time, Song Zhu’er put on a good make-up out, a red ground service professional outfit, looks kinda like that, can start shooting.
Zhao Liya secretly poked: “The male and female main characters are finally going to ‘meet by chance’! Let the sparks come a little brighter.”
Li Tiezhu: “Why are you still poking here? Go change clothes and put on make-up, by the way, familiarise yourself with the script, the next scene will be your scene.”
Rabbit Smash bounced away, inexplicably a little excited.
“How come it’s not first class?”
“I’m sorry sir, you booked an economy class ticket.”
“Would you look again and see if it’s business class?”
“It is indeed economy class, that’s how the computer shows it, you know about computers don’t you?”
“I know! I’ll add money okay? Can I get an upgrade?”
“I’m sorry sir, first class and business class are full, that’s what the computer shows, you know ……”
“OK, I know the computer, you let the computer give me a window seat.”
“I’m sorry, the computer here is to do first class, economy class is over there.”
Xu Shanqiang sighed in embarrassment and helplessness.
Song Zhu’er added another line to herself, “Don’t worry sir, there are computers over there as well.”
Xu Shanqian dragged his suitcase away.
“Cut!”
Li Tiezhu called a halt.
Xu Shanqian looked at him and asked, “Is it okay? If it doesn’t work, let’s do it again, you tell Song Zhu’er not to add lines, do I look like someone who doesn’t know what a computer is?”
Song Zhu’er secretly spat out her tongue, my husband is the director, what do you care about me?
Li Tiezhu cheerfully said, “Very good, this one passes.”
Xu Shanqian upset: “Really? You do not perfunctory ah, we also point to this film to make things. Her addition of this line is simply defying me and offending me!”
Producer Tao Hong hammered it home: “Comedy is about offence! It’s really quite good.”
Xu Shanqiang’s defiance fails.
In the next scene, Li Tiezhu went to claim his ticket with a big bag and a bucket of milk.
“Sir, do you need to check your luggage? I see you have more luggage, it’s better to check in.”
“It’s fine, it’s fine, I have the strength to carry it here, I learnt kung fu from Jackie Chan and Lee Siu Kit when I was young.”
“That’s good, this is your aeroplane ticket.”
“Is this to Changsha?”
“This is to Changsha.”
“Then am I on a standing ticket or a sitting ticket?”
“All aeroplanes are sitting tickets.”
“Ah! How advanced.”
“Thank you, take your time.”
Niu Geng looked at the ticket and left, and it was Li Success’s turn to come up:
“Li Chenggong.”
“Where’s the platform?”
Niu Geng flashed back again, his strength was too great, and his shoulder directly pushed against Xu Shanqian’s lungs.
Xu Shanqian immediately coughed, but also to say the line: “Cough …… hey! Young man, this is a cough …… airfield, no, there is no platform. Take your boarding pass and livestock certificate, first go over there to pass the security check, gate 2b, seat 13c, go, cough ……”
Li Tiezhu walked away a step and came back: “2b, this brother how to go ah?”
Li Tiezhu said the wrong line in his mouth.
Xu Shanqian reacted quickly: “You are only 2b, cough ……”
“I am asking 2b how to go ah brother.”
“First through the security check, after the security check you will find 2b. Go!”
“Thank you 2b, ah no, thank you brother.”
Xu Shanqiang shouted, “Card! Li Tiezhu are you cursing? Did you do it on purpose?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, I’m just a little nervous.”
“You’re directing yourself, you’re nervous!”
“Just nervous.”
Xu Shanqiang also ignored him, walked to the side and picked up a bottle of juice to drink, and went to watch the rough cut of this section just now, this technology is already the standard for film shooting now.
Tao Hong and Li Tiezhu also went over to watch it together, as well as Deer Hani, Song Zhu’er, Sun Hip Hip Hip and the others, except for Xu Shanqian, all of them watched and laughed.
Xu Shanqian had a helpless face, “That means you all think it’s okay to magically alter this section like this?”
Tao Hong: “Then what else? Comedy is about taking offence!”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
Then, it smoothly progresses to the final scene in the airport, the rivalry between Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu.
Many years later, when “Lost in Transit” played here in Penguin Video, the pop-ups were all over the place with gongs and firecrackers:
“High energy ahead!”
“Nuclear energy ahead!”
“Here comes the famous scene, get ready.”
“You’ll get pregnant laughing at this one.”
“Don’t watch it if you’re pregnant, you’ll give birth.”
“I was at the cinema at the time, I laughed so hard I almost died on the spot.”
“Hsu San-Do is on big, flash!”
“The top part is this one.”
“Serious Brother Bull!”
“The bastard’s eyes are all wrong.”
“Watch it and laugh again.”
However, while filming this episode, it didn’t go well because …… Li Tiezhu couldn’t pick up Zhao Liya’s scene.
It used to be that other people couldn’t pick up Li Tiezhu’s scenes until he met Rabbit Smash.
“…… But this bottle of milk of mine, why is it not allowed to be brought?”
“Sorry sir, according to the Civil Aviation Bureau’s regulations, liquids are not allowed to be brought on the plane. Hee hee hee ……”
“Let’s take the fire poof ……”
Li Tiezhu laughed at the scene and helplessly said, “Card! Rabbit …… YaYa you say lines just say lines properly, hee hee hee what does it mean?”
Zhao Liya: “This is a special attribute I gave this character.”
Song Zhu’er said, “You say your lines properly for me, hee hee hee hee it’s too diaphragmatic, the real staff surely won’t be like this.”
Zhao Liya was a little aggravated.
Xu Shan argued, “I think it’s fine! This is a film, a comedy film, don’t think so much about the reality of the situation. After all, …… comedy lies in taking offence!”
Laozi was offended several times, but also topped the lungs, you Li Tiezhu can not be offended?
Zhao Liya immediately stood up her small chest, “That’s it! Li Tiezhu, you laugh at yourself and still say me!”