Village Chief: “There is no excuse, a loss is a loss, look at the three of them holding back their laughter their faces are red and they are still holding on.”
Deng Lu’en was speechless and could only admit defeat.
Li Tiezhu said, “They are holding their faces red, probably because of haemorrhoids, brothers and uncles, I brought Ma Yinglong!”
Du Da Eye: “Shut up!”
Li Tiezhu: “Breathe in, breathe out! Breathe in, fart.”
Du Dayan: “Blah~ Village Chief, I’m reporting that someone is harassing me and interfering with my horse stance.”
Li Tiezhu said, “You call this horse stance? Except for Liu Da Strong Master and me, you are all squatting on the toilet, not professional at all, come on, learn from me, raise your head and chest, tighten your abdomen and lift your buttocks, that is, buttocks tighten your buttocks ……”
“Puh uh uh uh …… I can’t stand it!”
Du Daoye gave up and blew himself up, he couldn t carry it anyway.
Wu Zun is still holding on, no matter what, he is also a fitness fanatic, hold up a little bit, in order to save face.
Li Tiezhu quietly came over and said, “Uncle Wu, I’ve seen you in Shivering Fish. Handsome miserable, at that time I was still in the first grade ……”
Wu Zun inhaled deeply, “That was your Uncle Guo acting! Don’t talk!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh …… Guo Lintong was so handsome when he was young? I remember he sang very well, circle circle circle circle ……”
Puh ~
Wu Zuen gas stood up, the balloon also burst, drenched a head of water, angry, said to Li Tiezhu: “You said that is Lin Jiangnan, although with Guo Lintong is very similar, but not a person la, you want to laugh me to death!”
Du Da-eye whispered to Deng Lu’en, “Li Tiezhu yan’er bad!”
Deng Lu’en: “Variety spoiler!”
Over there, Liu Dajiang flashed his muscles and screamed at Li Tiezhu: “Come on, all the other people have retired, let’s compete and see who can hold the horse stance for a long time!”
The three weaklings who were eliminated were instantly unconvinced:
“Who are the idle people?”
“We are being persecuted by Li Tiezhu!”
“If it wasn’t for Li Tiezhu, I could zap until the end of time ……”
Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Dazhuang, in terms of muscle, he is indeed stronger than himself, but at the same time the burden is also large, because the weight is greater, then again, people are almost fifty years old comrades, forty nine.
Not suitable.
So, Li Tiezhu said: ”I don’t tie the horse stance too standard, because my master doesn’t teach me kung fu. I admit defeat, but it’s not me who can’t do it, it’s Cheng Dalong who can’t do it.”
The crowd was dumbfounded, this is okay?
I’m afraid this isn’t a fake disciple, right? I heard that it was still the last disciple to enter the room! Cheng Da Long is late …… er, well, he has no knots to protect!
Village Chief: “Everyone practised very well today, how do you feel?”
Deng Lu’en, who was the first to give up, shamelessly said, “It feels very good!”
Mayor: “How about the legs?”
Dunluane: “Err ……”
Doobie: “There’s no legs, what’s a leg?”
Deng Lu’en: “Yeah, I’m now a drama with legs.”
Liu Dazhuang serious face: “Just after practising, the whole body is warmed up, practice for a while longer just in time to eat.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Right! I didn’t run five kilometres today, just to make up for the exercise. Make up some carbs at noon, perfect!”
Village Chief: “I didn’t think you guys would ask me about food, don’t you even care about the kids?”
Li Tiezhu: “Dad needs to eat too!”
Lunch was indeed quite sumptuous, the children also returned from their tasks, chirping and describing, only humming cried again, looking aggrieved.
Clip sh*t crawler can be great, brought back the magistrate’s token, said that in the future, if you want to hit whoever the board to throw the sign.
After the meal, there was the usual lunch break, then another round of trivia games, and then the recording of the two programmes was over.
In the last segment, the children and fathers were interviewed separately.
Li Tiezhu’s interviews have always been very wild, and later the staff did not dare to ask, but the questions on the card were not yet finished before they were borrowed.
“That …… teacher Li Tiezhu, how do you feel about the way you bring up your children? Out of ten points, how many points do you score?”
“Ten points.”
“Ah? Not a little humble?”
“Humble about what? I think this way is a ten, but I’m not doing well so I’d rate it a four or five.”
“Why is this way a ten?”
“Because, my dad brought me up this way since I was a kid, my mum left early, he had to work and bring me up all by himself and I didn’t turn out to be bad, ten is not too much, right?”
“So …… you took after your father in the way you brought up Clip sh*t Crawler?”
“Yes, but it’s certainly not done that well. I’m not the one who clips the sh*t crawlers either, I don’t know if I’m doing it the right way or not.”
“And is there anything between you and your father that sticks in your mind?”
“That’s a question you don’t have on the card, is it?”
“The audience should want to hear it.”
“Well, there are a lot of memorable things, for example, when I was a kid, I was herding cows and wanted to ride them but couldn’t climb up, and other kids would get beaten up, but my old man would carry me to the back of the cow. When I was sick, he never boiled medicine for me to eat but pushed the cart to send me to the hospital in town to spend money on medicine, although he often treated other people’s children. When I was a child, I didn’t like to eat, but when he came back from work, even if he was tired, he would cook for me in different ways, basically a month without repeating the same thing, and that’s when I learnt the art of cooking. Now, my brother is starting to add complementary foods, and he spends his days researching recipes online, it’s quite good.”
When talking about this section, Li Tiezhu looked incredibly proud of his father.
The staff was also quite moved, “You have a good father.”
Li Tiezhu nodded his head, not modest at all: “That’s for sure! When he was the poorest, he would insist on donating some money for three or four months, very little, but every time he would take me with him, and after donating the money, he would collect some donated clothes for me. When I was a kid, I asked him why we didn’t just take our own money and go buy new clothes. He said it’s okay if the clothes are old and torn, but it’s so sad when people get sick and hurt.”
“That’s what you’ll teach your own children in the future, isn’t it?”
“Of course.”
Pop-up:
“In the past, I only saw Li Tiezhu miss his mum, I didn’t expect his dad to be so good too.”
“I’ll go, moved me whole still.”
“Cooking for a month? This is a talent!”
“Suddenly I want to see Li Laohan take Li Tiezhu to go where dad goes.”
“In fact, it’s okay for Old Man Li to wait for two years to bring TieDan on the programme.”
“The programme team arranged to be on it!”
“I also rode a bull when I was a kid and was hung up and beaten.”
“Li Tiezhu’s simplicity radiates from his bones.”
“So does dirt.”
“Li Lao Han’s kind of poor donation behaviour, put in a novel estimate a bunch of people spray?”
“It’s Li Lao Han’s kind of silly behaviour that created a silly superstar like Li Tie Zhu.”
The recording of the programme ended, Li Tiezhu took Clip sh*t Crawler and several other pairs of fathers and sons to say goodbye, because they were not familiar with each other, so there was actually nothing to say goodbye. They couldn’t even say goodbye to Li Tiezhu for the next programme because Li Tiezhu wasn’t coming.
Riding on the car of the programme team back to Changsha is already the evening, Li Tiezhu with a clip of sh*t crawling children straight to the hospital, but learned that Chicken Brother was discharged from the hospital yesterday morning.
Li Tiezhu is not surprised, already knew that it was assassinated by the chicken.
He took out his mobile phone and dialled the past, there is a lot of noise, it is not clear what to say, the other party hung up the phone.
Soon the chicken sent WeChat, said the hotel waiting for them.
When Li Tiezhu returned to the hotel with a clip of sh*t crawler, and waited for another hour, Brother Chicken came back with a slightly drunken face.
The first sentence of the meeting, Chicken said: “Bringing a child is very annoying, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not annoying! Why do you think that way? You have an attitude problem. I’m telling you, old man, your son is already the best-behaved kind of kid, obedient and understanding, and knows how to feel sorry for people. If he were the father and you were the son, Shizi Crawler would never have disliked you.”
Chicken: “Okay, you like it then you bring him to the programme later.”
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Good!”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey! Old man, you’ll lose Clip sh*t Crawler like this.”
Chicken still plays it cool and burps.
Clip sh*t Crawler: “Dull Enemy went to a nightclub again, I’m going back to tell Mummy.”
Chicken instantly goaded: “No no, Dull Enemy was going to have a late night snack with a few old friends at a big stall and drank some beer, don’t tell mummy about this kind of thing, mummy is so busy ……”
In the end, the chicken still coldly said some words of thanks to Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu also did not take it seriously, and clip the sh*t crawler to say a few words and then bid farewell.
“Hello? Don’t forget the new song!”
“I can’t forget! Really owe you guys.”
“Bye Godfather! Remember to visit me.”
“Good! Next time I’ll buy you a super invincible giant Aubergine!”
“Hehehe ……”
Li Tiezhu waved his hand and left.
His room at the hotel had been checked out long ago, and there was also a car from the crew waiting for him tonight, he had to rush to Ebei overnight to meet up with the crew, and then he had to continue filming again early tomorrow morning. Although only more than three hundred kilometres away, but when arrived at the crew is also early in the morning, so Li Tiezhu must make up sleep in the car.
There is no way ah, tired also have to suffer, end up this bowl of rice has no qualification to smack bitter, after all, …… actors do not have holidays.
The car sped in the dark, Li Tiezhu slept in a daze.
Drip drip drip.
The mobile phone rang, Li Tiezhu picked up and looked, it is time to correct homework again.
Xu Jia Zhen took a shower, and once again took a selfie in the bathroom in front of the mirror, this time the neckline of the nightgown was a little low, revealing a small half of a white bun, and there was a small bag on top of the bun.
“I didn’t sleep well last night, I got up in the morning and ate a doughnut, I’m worried that you don’t eat well for breakfast in the theatre group, you have to remember to have an egg and a bottle of milk every day oh! Eat breakfast and go to shoot the film, today’s play is a lot, was the director scolded for a long time, the deputy director wants to submerge me, I have been ignoring him, so today is a little bit against me, the female second also said that I robbed her shot. A little aggrieved, but it is also okay …… The filming was done very late at night, and I was already sleepy, but I couldn t sleep after returning to the hotel. I just took a shower and shaved my legs. Hey, I was bitten by mosquitoes on the set, and I took a shower only to find such a big bag on my chest, and I don’t know how the mosquitoes got in there and bit me. I don’t know how the mosquitoes got in there. It’s so itchy! Good night! — Xu Jia Zhen reported.”
Li Tiezhu replied, “I’ll have Meng call your producer, it’s fine.”
“Ah ……”
Xu Jia Zhen trembled her hand and replied, “Thank you, I’m fine.”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, always feeling that something was wrong!